Chapter 1 Signs
Saturday, five p.m.
Tianhai University, in front of the women's dormitory.
Sunan regarded it as a treasure and held a bouquet of fiery red roses, a total of nine, and said with a smile: "Today is the first anniversary of our love, dear, happy Valentine's Day." ”
Guo Ya was dressed in a black dress and short skirt, and her snow-white slender legs were undoubtedly displayed. The long hair is fluttering, although it is not as beautiful as the colonel's flower, it also has a different flavor. In the past, she chased Sunan to give her roses, but now, she looked at Sunan's poor and sour appearance and smiled disdainfully:
"Oh, it's only nine, you better take it and call it Huazi! Look at the people, it's all 99, 999 flowers. How could I have taken a fancy to you in the first place, forget it, forget it, just take it as cheap for you. Now, we've broken up. ”
Sting!
Sunan was like a thunderbolt from the sky, and his mind was blank for a moment.
He couldn't believe that the woman in front of him who spoke harshly and had no affection at all was his girlfriend who had been dating him for a year!
Sunan is a native of the countryside and has a poor family background. In order to buy Valentine's Day gifts, he did not hesitate to skip class to distribute flyers, earning only 20 a day, a bouquet of roses cost him a month's blood and sweat, and he had to squeeze out 300 yuan from living expenses.
Unexpectedly, in exchange for such a result, ridiculous!
"Why?"
Sunan roared bitterly.
Guo Ya sneered again:
"Oh, why? Because you're poor. ”
Guo Ya raised her right hand again, a diamond ring on her finger flickered extraordinarily, and she said disdainfully:
"See, can you afford to buy it? My new boyfriend's pocket money can buy dozens of them, is this reason enough?"
"Hehe, I didn't expect you to be this kind of woman, I'm really blind. Sunan smiled bitterly.
"Don't be stupid, do you really think I'm going to marry you and have children?"
Guo Ya laughed disdainfully and said mockingly:
"If you want to blame it, you are not a rich second generation, just your family background, two old immortals, and a crippled sister. Hehe, such a family, I won't marry if I am killed. ”
"You said I could, don't talk about my family, and you can't say my sister!"
Sunan raised his eyebrows angrily, and a cold glow shot out of his eyes, and the whole became cold and ruthless.
"You...... What do you want to do? In public, do you still want to beat me?"
Guo Ya was taken aback and took a few steps back. Sunan's eyes were extremely sharp, she had never seen them before, and she was shocked into a cold sweat.
"Don't worry, I don't hit women. Sooner or later, though, I'll make you regret it!"
Sunan's tone was flat, but it revealed endless anger.
"It's up to you, save it. ”
Guo Ya took out a pile of Grandpa Mao from her bag, which was 10,000 yuan. Then, he threw it directly in Sunan's face and said coldly:
"It's a breakup fee, goodbye. ”
After speaking, Guo Ya turned her head and walked towards a black BMW 7 Series in the distance.
The car door opened, and a handsome man put his arm around Guo Ya's thin waist, and kissed her white and tender little face while she was not paying attention, feeling the softness of her little face.
......
"Long Shaoyang!!"
Seeing this scene, Sunan's sharp eyes almost erupted with anger. He couldn't have imagined that Guo Ya's new boyfriend turned out to be Long Shaoyang!
This guy is his classmate, the eldest young master of the Aolong Group, a rich second generation. Usually, he relies on the wealth of his family, so he likes to make trouble with Sunan, and Sunan has to swallow his anger in order not to cause trouble. I didn't expect to dig into his corner in secret this time, it's just despicable and shameless!
"Long Shaoyang, you wait for me, I must avenge this revenge. ”
Sunan gritted his teeth and spit out word by word.
At this time, Long Shaoyang glanced at Sunan playfully, and gave Sunan a middle finger, in broad daylight, naked provocation!
"Poor dick, do you still want to fight with me? Guo Ya is such a beautiful girl, only I am qualified to enjoy it!"
"Don't think that you can just rob other people's girlfriends just because you have money, I'm really a bully? One day, you dog men and women will regret what you did today!"
Sunan was furious and gritted his teeth.
The rabbit is in a hurry and bites, let alone a living person? Feng Shui takes turns, and it is not too late for the husband to take revenge for ten years!
"Yo yo yo, then I'll wait for you. ”
Long Shaoyang's face was full of disdain.
Sunan is such a poor dick, he can crush it to death with a finger, and wait for him to take revenge? I'm afraid it won't be until a hundred years later, right? After speaking, he took Guo Ya and drove away with his BMW 7 Series, leaving Sunan who was lonely and helpless and angry to the extreme.
......
The app was installed successfully!
But at this moment, the mobile phone in Sunan's pocket vibrate, accompanied by a strange prompt sound.
"What the hell?"
Sunan frowned and took out the mobile phone in his pocket.
But I saw that the screen of the mobile phone lit up by itself, and there was an app called Super WeChat on the screen.
"Damn, even the phone tricked me, and installed a junk software for me at this time. ”
Sunan has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he uninstalls all useless apps.
"Huh, what's going on? Can't uninstall?"
However, this app, called Super WeChat, cannot be uninstalled.
Bite!
Bite!
......
In the next second, a line of messages popped up from the Super WeChat app, and it turned out that this was a chat software.
The news popped up from a WeChat group called, the first group of the Six Realms, Sunan clicked in out of curiosity, looked at it, and was instantly confused.
Taiyi real people joined the WeChat group......
Lord Yama joined the WeChat group......
The Dragon King of the East China Sea joined the WeChat group......
......
......
Erlang God joined the WeChat group with the roaring dog......
The corners of Sunan's mouth twitched, this is definitely an idiot's prank. Look at the people who joined the WeChat group, the names are strange and they are called anything, it's just a parody show!
Drip.
There was a message in the WeChat group.
Taishang Laojun: Ahem, fellow Daoists. Today is the first day of the super WeChat app, from now on, the first group of the Six Realms is our new paradise, everyone came out to send a red envelope to celebrate.
Yue Lao: Yes, in the future, I will be able to chat and grab red envelopes while going to work. (3 clapping emojis)
Sun Wukong: On the big day, my grandson will start and give you three big red envelopes first.
Zhu Bajie: Brother Monkey, my old pig tops you!(Three like emojis)
Djinn God: The Great Sage is bold.
"Ding. ”
Sun Wukong sent three red envelopes.
"Red envelope, I'll grab it. ”
Sunan saw three red envelopes appear on the screen, and his eyes lit up. He is poor now, and when he sees the red envelope, he is closer than anything else.
The red envelopes have been snatched up in ten seconds.
"Damn, what the hell, why are these people so fast!"
The corners of Sunan's face twitched, and he couldn't catch up with the hand speed of being single for 20 years!
At this time, another message came from the group:
Chang'e: I didn't grab any of them (three crying emojis)
Zhu Bajie: Sister Chang'e, don't cry, my old pig is bringing you five big red envelopes.
As soon as I heard that there was another red envelope, Sunan, who was already about to give up, was interested again.
"Ding. ”
Five red envelopes.
"I grabbed it, but I didn't get it. ”
"Grabbing ......"
"Grab ......"
One of the five red envelopes Sunan didn't grab, and then there was a rain of red envelopes from all the immortals.
"I don't believe it, with my hand speed of being single for twenty years, I won't be able to grab one!"
"Ding. ”
Congratulations, grab the red envelope of Hades, get a ghost charm, and have been stored in the storage box.
"It's hard for me to grab a red envelope. ”
Sunan was proud, and after five minutes of fighting, he finally grabbed a red envelope.
But......
What the hell is a red envelope for a ghost summoning charm?
Is it the original function of Super WeChat?
Sunan was curious, and groped in the app for a while before finding the storage box in his profile.
As soon as I entered, a rectangular yellow rune paper appeared on the screen, with patterns drawn on it that Sunan couldn't understand.
There is also a line of annotation below:
"Summoning Ghost Talisman, you can summon a level 1 imp for the user to drive possession!"
Sunan ordered the extraction.
Wow!
As soon as the white light flashed, a rune paper appeared out of thin air in Sunan's hand.
"Damn, what the hell is this?" Sunan was taken aback.
When I look at the phone screen again, the ghost charm is gone, leaving only an empty storage box!
Even if Sunan has never seen the world again, it is impossible for him to be stupid enough to believe that mobile phones can transmit items, which is completely against science!
But the facts are in front of you!
"Is it possible...... Are they really immortals?"
Sunan guessed.
In order to verify his guess, Sunan shifted his eyes to the ghost talisman in his hand.
"Just now the annotation on the phone said that this thing can attract ghosts, so I'll see if it's a lie. ”
"Use. ”
Sunan thought silently in his heart, and then the ghost talisman really disappeared!
Then, Sunan felt that the temperature around him had dropped.
Suddenly, a floating figure appeared out of thin air in front of him.
Many parts of the figure have turned into white bones, and the eyes without pupils blink and stare at Sunan sluggishly.
"Ghost ...... Ghosts, really ghosts!"
Sunan was stoic and calm, but his legs were already trembling.
There really are ghosts in this world!
Immediately afterwards, Sunan remembered the last sentence of the annotation, and drove the ghost in fear!
"It's moving! It's all true!"
Sunan found that he made the ghost face east, it would face east, and west would face west, completely under his control.
Sunan's heart instantly turned from fear to joy, he could control a ghost! Who would dare to bully him in the future.
Bite!
There is still an hour left before the Charm expires.
"Damn, there's still a time limit. ”
Sunan was a little dissatisfied, just now he fantasized about taking this ghost to conquer the earth, and in the end it would only be an hour!
However, this also made Sunan believe that the first group of the Six Realms was indeed a well-deserved immortal!
Thinking that he has an app that can chat with the gods! Sunan felt a dark feeling in his heart.
"Nima, I forgot to grab the red envelope. ”
Sunan slapped his head and put on a posture ready to fight for three hundred rounds.
This is a group of immortals! Grab something casually that there is no place in the world! How could Sunan miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
"The opponent's hand speed is too strong, I can't grab it at all!"
Ten minutes were about to pass, and Sunan's storage box was still empty.
Seeing that his ten fingers were about to be crippled, the mobile phone vibrated twice in a row, which directly made Sunan jump excitedly.
"That's it, double kill!"
Bite!
Congratulations, I grabbed the red envelope of Taishang Laojun and got the Zhou Tian Ten Square Chart, which has been stored in the storage box.
Bite!
Congratulations, grab the red envelope of the electric mother, get two lightning bolts, and have been stored in the storage box.
Sunan was ecstatic, and his heart was happy!
Then, the rain of red envelopes gradually subsided.
A bull's head popped up in the chat group.
Bull Demon King: Erlang Zhenjun, your whistling dog has come to our Bull Demon Mountain to seduce the good again...... (Three Great Khan emojis)
Erlang God: Wait, I'll catch this beast and clean it up. (3 embarrassment emojis)
Monkey King: If you want me to say, just stew it (three gluttonous expressions)
Monk Sha: (a snickering emoji)
Tang Seng: Wukong, you're naughty again.
......
The immortals began to water groups, and there would be no red envelopes for a while.
Sunan took advantage of this emptiness, hurriedly rushed out of the school gate, broke the money once, and called a taxi.
Even the red envelope he just grabbed didn't bother to check it, because at this moment, he had a big gift to give out in a hurry.