Xiao Lizao, who drove home with Gu Suixin, didn't say anything all the way. Even when he arrived at the villa, his mind was noisy and noisy into a vegetable market, but his mouth was still firm, full of shock and fear of loss and frustration, but in the end he didn't say a word to Gu Suixin.

Drilling into the quilt by himself, Xiao Da Idol and Xiaolu's eyes turned back and forth, reproducing the original sound of Jiang Zimu's words word for word from beginning to end, and repeatedly thinking about it in his mind eight hundred times, upside down, just to judge, is the words of the goddess true or false?

I have seen Jiang Zimu's luck change skills several times, and no matter how firm the atheism is, I am afraid that it will have to be bent, not to mention that Xiao Lizao's ears are not hard enough, and watching a ghost movie can scare the peerless "macho man" who dare not go to the toilet by himself for three days.

Putting aside the magical corporate culture of the Tomb Sect, and there is no need to carefully entangle the research and development and promotion of Gu poison, anyway, no matter how strange it is, what happened to Jiang Zimu, the spokesperson of the mysterious power, is all proper logical self-consistency and should be.

Just think about such an evil thing as changing luck, since it can make people rich, there will always be no benefits and no disadvantages. Behind the scenes, it is indispensable to reach some bloody contract deals with dark gods and hellish devils.

is the so-called willing to be willing, Xiao Da Aidou has come all the way, and he doesn't understand the truth of "eating meat on stage and being beaten off the stage". Therefore, Jiang Zimu's set of rhetoric of "shallow fate and thin blessings" corresponds to the simple truth of the causal cycle, and it is still very convincing to taste a product.

Thinking so, Xiao Lizao pursed his lips slightly, sighed, and muttered to himself again.

"That goddess, if you really want to reject me, just say it directly, there is no reason to fool me, we are such reasonable people, even if the confession is rejected, we will never be unreasonable. ”

Graceful Triad I understand you, I don't blame you, you can be considerate.

Ah tui, I'd rather believe that there are ghosts in this world, don't believe the man's broken mouth, what Mr. Xiao said, anyone who hears it will feel ashamed. This time, if you are really rejected directly, you will not be unconvinced by your burning desire to win, and then be entangled day and night to the end?

Tsk, Xiao Da idol's positioning of himself is a big deviation visible to the naked eye.

"Take 10,000 steps back and say, even if she lies, why would she make up a spicy twist and turn, which makes people brain-burning and heartburning. ”

It's not necessary, it's not necessary, it's not necessary.

"The most important thing is that I have a dignified Xiao Li early belching, this looks, this talent, this ability, this net worth, if I don't really have a hard time, which girl can refuse me?"

Is there really a woman in this world who can refuse Xiao Lizao's confession?

The self-confident triad has not yet been born, it has already died, and the skull is broken.

Look, don't mention anything else, just based on yourself, as long as you think of the absolute truth of "everyone loves Xiao Lizao", for Xiao Da Aidou, it is enough to verify the authenticity of Jiang Zimu's words.

In short, no matter whether you push it along or think about it in the opposite direction, the conclusion you get is the same, the kiss of death that makes people chill in the back of the spine is not fooling.

Once this theoretical foundation was consolidated, Xiao Li couldn't help but feel more guilt and self-disgust in his heart.

"I originally thought it was a 'love saint king', but I was helpless but a 'cowardless chicken'. ”

Xiao Li turned over early, lay on his back, grabbed a pillow casually, and slammed it viciously on his face. Thinking about the previous high morale, especially thinking of the self-righteous and obscure confessions in the first game of the Asian Tour, Xiao Da Idol's heart was full of ups and downs, and it was full of taste.

"But, this ...... Is it really my problem?"

"Is that kind of 'direct teaching of life and death' love real?"

Xiao Lizao smacked his lips, dragged the pillow with both hands, and pressed it hard towards the middle, just making Zhang's handsome face into a sandwich sandwich. Booming, gurgling, the whole person is like a roller of a hair sticker, turning back and forth on the bed left and right.

"Love to the point of risking my life - this is something I can't do, someone has already done it early. ”

It's a shame that you can't do it, but what's even more annoying is that even if you do it, you're not the first, let alone the only one.

"Three months, converted to less than a hundred. ”

"What kind of emotion can inspire that strong man to be so cruel to himself?"

"Isn't it good to take good care of yourself? You have to hang yourself from a tree to be considered true love?"

Xiao Lizao stared at the ceiling stupidly, one by one small question marks, densely packed, filling the whole brain without any gaps.

If it is a difficult situation of choosing between "you live and die", a man who gives up his life for his girlfriend can be regarded as a well-deserved death, but this kind of decision to die casually in order to linger for a hundred days is really hasty and careless for Xiao Lizao. Therefore, for the vested interests who acquiesced in this decision, Xiao Da Aidou also faintly complained about it.

It is impossible to delve into whether this disappointment of being strict with others is a shirking trick used by male animals to escape self-blame, or whether it is a spiritual victory commonly used by some people to steal concepts.

Sighing, Xiao Da Aidou's eyelids were closed, his eyes were dark, his heart moved at will, and a vague little man naturally jumped out, although he did not have any facial features, but he was dressed in a prison uniform, and the three big words "ex-boyfriend" in front of him were infinite.

"Brother...... Ex-boyfriend brother," Xiao Da Idol was wearing a similar prison uniform, and the three red words "Reserve" were written in blood right in front of him, which made people tremble when they looked at it. "Little brother...... It's courteous. ”

"Brother~~~~"

"Brother~~~I'm so miserable~~~"

The ex-boyfriend pulled Xiao Lizao's arm and howled, like a village dog gathering together to loot a chicken farm, which shocked people's eardrums and wanted to cry.

"Don't cry just yet. ”

Xiao Lizao gently patted his ex-boyfriend on the shoulder, and said in his heart, big brother, you are always brave and righteous for pure love. After he died, he couldn't be so unrepresented, right?

"Brother, don't cry, if you're unhappy, say it and let my brother be happy. ”

The ex-boyfriend blew his nose with his sleeves aggrievedly, gasped for air, and sobbed like a little daughter-in-law.

"I'm miserable, I'm so miserable!"

"Oh. ”

People are dead, can it not be miserable.

"People's love is tender and sweet, and my love is bloody. Other people's girlfriends can sing and dance, a sweet p; ”

"People's love is shopping, eating and watching movies, but my love is to lower my head and defy the destiny of heaven. ”

"Between other people's boyfriends and girlfriends, the game is kissing, hugging, and holding high, and between me and Mrs. Jiang, the game is life and death and going to hell. ”

"Brother...... Tell me, why did I put it on the ...... What about such a life?"

Xiao Lizao sighed, his throat and eyes were sour, and he asked in a low voice, "Brother, did you ...... Didn't you do it voluntarily?"

"What about voluntarily? Suicide ghosts also have to protect basic human rights, right?"

"As soon as people lose their breath, there is nowhere to buy regret medicine, so you can't even let people say regrets!"

"If you knew today, why bother in the first place. ”

If you don't have a diamond, why do you have to slap a swollen face and become fat?

"Brother, I regret it~~~ I don't want to die~~~"

"I haven't played enough games, I haven't bought all my favorite figures, I haven't eaten all the world, I haven't ...... yet."

Xiao Lizao couldn't stop howling when he saw his ex-boyfriend sitting on the ground, shook his head, he was very disgusted and thought he was a handsome and arrogant man, he didn't think about it, that's it???

was thinking about it, but I saw that my ex-boyfriend, who was originally by my side, didn't know when, had turned into the shape of a ghost horse elf, flew like a headless fly twice, and then remained motionless, his eyes were full of grievances, and with a whoosh, he flew towards Xiao Lizao's face.

"Yo~~~"

Big brother, what are you doing here?

"It's so cold underground, I'm so lonely~~~"

"Brother, when will you come down to accompany me?"

"Didn't you say that you only have three months to live?"

"Is it from today? If yes, I'll put a cross on the calendar and the countdown will begin. ”

"Fart!"

"Who said that Lao Tzu didn't agree to exchange his life for a relationship. ”

"Lao Tzu is alive and well, why do I have to go down to you?"

As he spoke, the ghost's head suddenly became N times bigger, and he took a big mouth, biting Xiao Lizao's neck and chewing it with a squeak.

Xiao Da Idol shuddered and closed his eyes suddenly. When I opened it again, I found that I was in bed, just now, just accidentally took a nap.

Bah, sigh, hey, why does it smell like matcha cookies?

Looking around with empty eyes, Xiao Li shook his head early, raised his hand and pressed the eye acupoint, and as soon as he closed his eyes, his stomach screamed.

"Think about it day and dream about it night. ”

Xiao Da Idol sighed, shrunk his hand and covered his chest, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, get up and go to the kitchen, squeeze a cup of fruit and vegetable juice, moisten your throat and nourish your stomach." ”

As soon as the words fell, his eyes opened again, but at this time, his body was like looking at Medusa, and he couldn't even lift his little finger.

"Dear, are you thirsty?"

Xiao Lizao raised his eyes, and saw Jiang Zimu with a gloomy face like a ghost, with white gas bubbling from under his feet, and flew to him lightly, stretched out his hand, and handed over a cup of drink bubbling with blood.

"Drink it, drink it, drink it......"

Do you repeat the machine?

"Drink it, and we'll start a sweet relationship. ”

"I like you very much, didn't you confess to me?"

"If you really like me, don't think about anything, just go and die for me!"

"When you fall in love, isn't that what you're looking for?"

......

Xiao Li couldn't move in the morning, his facial features were distorted, his mouth was crooked, and his eyes were slanted.

Afraid!

"Mom...... Mom~~~"

With a bang, Xiao Da Idol fell directly from the bed to the ground.

Hurriedly got up and shrank to the corner of the wall, Xiao Li spit a few mouthfuls to the left and right earlier, and then raised his hand to touch the pillow, hugged it to his chest in a daze, biting the corner of the pillowcase, trembling, his face was deflated, and he looked like a baby who had not yet been weaned.

Forehead drop God!

Is this a dream within a dream?!?!

It is forbidden to nest dolls, kisses, and you can't dream about it.

Xiao Da Idol patted his cheek with his hand, and rounded it up with a long breath, I am also a person who has died twice.

Calm down, and repeat the lines in the dream sentence by sentence. Xiao Li rolled his eyes and made a difficult decision within half a second

Now, Lao Tzu doesn't bother with himself and that boyfriend at all, who is more heroic and who is more gentleman.

I really like you Jiang Zimu, you just let me die, so if you really like me, why can't you stop me and let me live for two more days?

Cut~~~

Go to the loyal love of Temeow, and the life and death promise of Rolling Teniang, I Xiao Li has long been a timid and life-saving vulgar person, I just want to talk about a little love that is icing on the cake, and a rich and boring extracurricular life. The kind of drama of dying and living for love madness really doesn't match me.

In life and death, there is no love. In order to survive, we must be clear about it now - that Jiang Shenpo, as a famous ruthless person in ten miles and eight towns, don't really do what you say, secretly drug Lao Tzu, right?

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