As Xiao Lizao's company said, the current Xiao Da idol, together with nearly 100 members of the "X-F" special film crew, have been trapped in Tanzania in East Africa for five days.

After successfully completing the filming of the three continents of North and South America, the film crew was supposed to fly from Sydney to Asia, transit through the Lion City, and go to the original filming location - the country of Vantaa. Unfortunately, two days before departure, a riot broke out in the country, and the political situation was extremely unstable. For so many foreigners in the special effects crew, not to mention taking pictures, even entry has become a problem.

The head of the film crew saw that there was no way, so they held a meeting overnight, and finally decided to put the last stop of the global shooting in front and fly directly from Australia to Nairobi.

Not to mention the early vaccination, not to mention that after arriving in Kenya, I went all the way to Tanzania, just saying that when I arrived in Arusha, it was just in time for the coincidence of Tanzania's independence day, which made the film crew members cry together, and people turned their backs and asked the sky speechlessly - this stall, let alone a good guide, can't even find a suitable restaurant.

After two days of hard work, I finally found a local guide who is proficient in the language and a driver who is familiar with the route. Just as they were about to set off, two male stars in the team suddenly had unexplained allergies, injections and medicines, and the hospital tossed for several hours, and as soon as the swelling disappeared slightly, they were blushing and forced to follow the army to the Maasai village, set up camp, and lived a primitive life without water, electricity and wifi.

Xiao Lizao's physical fitness is still very good, except for fatigue, there are no other adverse reactions.

It's just that along the way, he not only has to deal with the sudden appearance of the big spider and python, shaking inside, but also has to be calm on the outside to maintain his image of "the first A in the universe", and from time to time he has to guard against the photographer Eton, who is good friends with Ishida, so as not to be put in small shoes.

After all, because of Xiao Lizao's relationship, not only did his old friend miss the 10th anniversary special, but also incidentally made himself unable to raise his head in front of his fellow Douglas.

Coincidentally, there is also a Chinese girl in the Eton's accompanying assistant group, although she has become an American citizen, she can still understand Mandarin. Therefore, Gu Suixin and Xiao Lizao have to be even more cautious in their words and deeds, so as not to let someone with a heart hold the handle.

"Gu's mother, you said that this time, you want to stay here for a few days?"

Xiao Da Aidou glanced around, looked at this round house made of branches mixed with mud, and sighed, he didn't expect that in his life, he would have a day with four walls.

"I see that the two guys who are allergic have gone down in swelling. But the photographers still don't move. ”

"Stay for one day and say you have to wait for the right weather, stay for two days say you have to wait for the right atmosphere, and stay for three days say you want to cultivate our emotions," Xiao Lizao put his cheeks on his head and smiled helplessly, "I see, in the final film, just let a few of our old men smear some cow dung on their faces and go hunting with cloaks." ”

"For the Horde!"

Gu Suixin pursed his lips, listening to Xiao Da idol's decent shouting, he couldn't laugh at all.

"Who knows what they think, since they are in Africa, whether it is to shoot lions and elephants in national parks, or giraffes and hyenas in nature reserves, no matter how bad it is, patting Kilimanjaro is also a na, but people, who prefer to stay in the hotel, run to this primitive tribe to grab territory. ”

"Forget about the rest, you male celebrities are filming the 'Top Ten Beautiful Men in the World', when you get here, you don't even have water, you have to walk for half an hour to find a water source to wash your face, and makeup removal is a problem!"

Gu Suixin squinted his eyes and looked at the dozens of big tents outside the house, "Tut, take a cover for a fashion magazine, and be stunned to make a triathlon of the Long March." I'm afraid that if you stay for two more days, you will have to follow the primitive people to drill wood for fire. ”

Complaining is complaining, but what can be done, who calls this photographer group, all of them are bent on going their own way? In contrast, Dou Sha's boyfriend Douglas, a middle-aged uncle with a scruffy beard of nearly fifty, is simply small and fresh like a younger brother.

Hearing the word "drilling wood for fire", Xiao Da Idol felt familiar inexplicably, and he drooped his head and bit his lip as if he was stressed, but in the end he couldn't help laughing.

"Gu's mother, you said, I wasn't changed by that goddess, that's why I suffered so much this time, right?"

"Don't talk nonsense. ”

Gu Suixin slapped his cub's head with his hand, "Ren Zimu, but I've been helping you! Openly and secretly, how much effort has you done for you, you don't count it in your heart?"

"I don't even know which of your tendons is wrong, the last time I called, I had to make people angry!"

Hey, the pigs will arch the cabbage, my cub hasn't learned yet, you bear children are thirty years old, you really can't please your daughter-in-law, can you be swollen?

Without waiting for Gu Suixin to continue nagging, Xiao Lizao hurriedly changed the topic and said with a hearty smile.

"But it's a lot of fun to live here. There are so many things, I guess I will experience this once in my life. ”

"Watch the Maasai dance to welcome the guests, scare away the lions with spears and sticks, watch them drink the blood of raw oxen, gather together and jump high, and get closer to heaven than anyone else......"

Xiao Li paused early, and a deeper and thicker smile appeared on his face.

"The children here are as simple as the snow on the top of Mount Kilimanjaro. It's so easy to stay with them, herd sheep together, and study together. ”

At the mention of children, Xiao Li patted his head early, and finally remembered the lemon in hindsight.

"Oops, I forgot to say hello to the people in the company before I flew here. ”

"Did I mention it to them?"

"Just before boarding a flight in Sydney. ”

Gu Suixin replied lightly.

"Don't worry, since you're filming in Africa, they won't be unaware of how bad the communication situation is. ”

Xiao Da Idol shook his head.

"It's not this, it's that I forgot to tell them that if the girl named Lemon calls again, please ask the people in the company to pay attention. If the girl is in an emergency, let the company help first. ”

"Hey, the more hectic it is, the busier it gets, the more chaotic it becomes, that girl is really left behind by me. ”

Gu Suixin rolled his eyes helplessly, and sprayed Xiao Lizao with more mosquito repellent.

"Zimu is right, you kid is a fool. ”

"It's really ...... to pay off the loan shark for the illegitimate meal out of his own pocket, and pay back tens of thousands at a time"

Shaking his head, Gu Suixin was helpless, glanced at his cub, and then reassured, "Don't worry, didn't you give her 100,000? It's only been less than three weeks, where will it take so fast?"

Hehe.

It backfired.

People have not only spent the money, but they have not spent it in a serious place. not only did not keep his own secrets, but also "one person seeks death to be known to the world", exposing o photos and videos, and pushed things to the forefront by himself.

I don't know, if Xiao Li knew that the girl who helped him wholeheartedly scolded herself as a dog on the Internet, what would he feel like in his heart.

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