Although this time, it was Jiang Zimu who was ridiculed, but now it was she who looked disgusted and stared dryly.

Looking at Xiao Da Idol's smile on the screen, and a pair of fawn eyes bent into an arched bridge, Jiang Zimu shook his head impatiently and sighed, "Big brother, it's almost done." ”

"Laughing for so long, aren't you afraid of getting angry?"

"Oops~~~Oops~~~"

Sure enough, in the next second, Xiao Li had already stuck one hand on his abdominal muscles, "No, it's like doing seven or eight sets of sit-ups, and laughing makes my abdominal muscles hurt badly." ”

Hehe.

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes and didn't answer.

"Right...... By the way, then why did you splash Mei's face with water all over your face later?"

Xiao Da Idol took a long breath and finally stopped laughing.

"Blame me?"

Jiang Zimu spread his hands, his expression was softer and more innocent than that of the little white rabbit.

She said that there was still a while before she left work, and she had to pull me to play a game of guessing and splashing water. ”

"Originally, I didn't want to participate, but I couldn't stop her from fooling the other team members into coaxing. When it comes to this, I can't admit it, can I?"

"Tsk," Xiao Lizao licked his lips, "Goddess, guess the boxing thing...... It's a bit random, isn't it?"

"The last time I was in Hancheng, I called you at night, but I won more than a dozen of you in succession. ”

"If you want to say that you didn't cheat, I don't believe that you can win all the way to the end when you played with Mei at noon today. ”

Jiang Zimu scratched his ears, and a small expression of a chicken thief appeared on his face.

"Call you stupid, you're really stupid. ”

"If you want to win this game, do you rely on guessing the level of Ding Shell?"

"Or else?"

"Does it depend on the reaction?"

"I set the rules of the game, the winner can indeed pour water on the loser. ”

"But," Jiang Zimu tilted his chin slightly, pursed his lips, and couldn't hide his smile. "But, I'm also very clear, what about those who lose the guess boxing, they also have a chance to save themselves. ”

"As long as you are the first to grab the water cup after guessing the Ding Shell to confirm the winner or loser, the winner will not be able to splash it; Or, if the reaction is a little slower, you can't grab the water cup, and grab the basin to block your face. ”

"Wait a minute!"

Xiao Lizao's eyes widened, "Out of location, where did you find the basin?"

"I borrowed it from a nearby resident. ”

"Playing a game is such a sacred thing, once you start, you have to set it up!"

"Yes, yes. ”

Xiao Lizao shook his head, grabbed his mobile phone and tossed and turned on the bed, changed several postures back and forth, leaned his neck to relieve the pressure on his lower cervical spine, and finally slowly leaned his upper body against the head of the bed, and put the back of his head against the wall.

"So, in every round of the game, you grabbed the water glass?"

"That's nature. ”

Jiang Zimu tilted his head, and his face was solemn, "Either you don't play, or if you want to play, I have to take the first place." ”

Regardless of whether rock-paper-scissors wins or loses, anyway, the old lady reacts quickly, and she can grab the water cup every time.

What's the solution?

Invincible, it's so lonely!

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu's face changed slightly. With a narrowing of his eyes, he slowly got up from the bed.

"Ahem. ”

"The ......"

"Daddy?"

"Clams?"

Xiao Lizao's cheeks were tilted, and listening to Jiang Zimu's cautious and gentle call, the spine was fractured with powder.

"The ......"

"Goddess, don't be like a little girl. ”

"If you have something, talk about it!"

Jiang Zimu, hehe, said I'm not like a girl, then don't blame me, wait a while, I'll make you more like a little girl than a little girl.

"Okay, dear, then I'll be straight to the point. ”

"If it's convenient, can you please turn your face ninety degrees to the right, and then look at it at two o'clock?"

"Cut, you god, ......what are you doing?"

"Flower ......"

"Mom~~~"

Ten seconds later, Xiao Da Idol glanced backwards and upwards, followed closely, and let go of his voice and roared. The whole person, like a live shrimp into an oil pot, jumped up from the bed with a crackle.

Jiang Zimu looked at the messy scene on his mobile phone, put the phone away, hugged his arms, and sighed slowly.

"Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven......"

Slowly, the tail note was prolonged, and before I could count to one, I heard the sound of the door knocking downstairs.

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, muttered, "There are no unexpected surprises in this life", put on a wide blouse, and swayed to the first floor to open the door.

"God...... Goddess!"

"Four...... Four-legged snake!"

"Live...... A live four-legged snake!"

"Just now, just ......"

Xiao Da Idol swallowed his saliva, and turned his head vigorously to look at his small building.

"Lying on the wall at your bedside!"

Jiang Zimu answered, and silently raised his little finger in his heart to the big man in front of him, who was close to one meter nine, and shook his head, "Big brother, do you have a wool when you look back?"

"Can you take a look at the villa, or can you keep the little gecko away?"

"You... You just saw that, right?"

"You just did it on purpose, didn't you?"

Jiang Zimu tilted his head and leaned lazily against the door.

"If I don't remind you, guess what, will that little cutie crawl up the wall to you now?"

As soon as he heard this, Xiao Li had a fight, his arms were full of goosebumps, and he subconsciously leaned towards Jiang Zimu's side, frowning, and instantly firmly grasped one of Jiang Zimu's arms, held it in his arms, and refused to let go.

"I don't think Huaguo has a morgue that suits your old heart, so I especially want to seize the last time and strive to die in Laos in time, right?"

Jiang Zimu continued to dislike it, and as he spoke, he raised his hand and hit Xiao Da idol's hand twice.

"Let go, you coward!"

"You're holding me like this, let's not sleep tonight?"

Xiao Lizao wrinkled his face pitifully, loosened Jiang Zimu's arm slightly, and still grabbed Jiang Zimu's small smock with one hand, and pouted and coquettish, "Now, what can I do?"

"What's swollen?"

Jiang Zimu tugged at the collar of his shirt and tugged at his shoulder.

"Wait for this seat to go to you, and kill the demons. ”

Without waiting for Xiao Da Idol to answer, Jiang Zimu had already brought the door and walked in front with a meteor.

"Ah, Xiao Lizao, don't pull my clothes!"

"The old lady hasn't worn this cardigan twice, you make so much effort to pull it, and go straight from yard to xxl to good?"

"Don't be verbose, I'll buy a new one for you when I go back to China. ”

"Whether this brand is good or not, it may not be easy to buy. ”

"Pull it down. Even in the night, Xiao Da Idol still tried his best to roll his eyes, "As far as what you are wearing now, Nicholas Zhao Si's fashion ribbon, and the brand, you can just say it if you want to cheat me for money." ”

didn't take two steps, and arrived in front of Xiao Lizao's villa, Jiang Zimu took the room card and opened the door, while muttering to himself, "Hey, I said, just like you, how did you survive this trip to the world?"

"Clams?"

"I mean, Ao Village is also a wilderness, and Africa is a primitive continent, and those two places are not more sinister than Laos?"

"That's what work is, what can I do?"

Only carry it hard!

Do you think Lao Tzu didn't tremble when he saw the big spider in Australia? Do you think he didn't jump when he saw the big ants in Africa?

Hehe, pattern.

"Gu's mother instructed Dashan early and asked him to watch by my side all the time. ”

"It's not just the male compatriots of the team, this time, even Gu's mother herself is escorting me, and she doesn't dare to relax at all!"

Jiang Zimu pushed open the door with a hula, turned his head and glanced at Xiao Da Idol, you are really embarrassed to say!

"It's weird, it's weird, I met you in Laos!"

"If it weren't for you, I would have been so unlucky, and I encountered the biggest thunderstorm in the dry season that I have not encountered in a century, and I was a neighbor in the same bed with a four-legged snake!"

"Xiao Lizao, if you say so, then I don't care about you. ”

"Don't!"

"Don't pay for it!"

Xiao Da Aidou pursed his lips, obviously a false smile, but he could put it on the face of "produced by the gods, it must be a high-quality product", properly full of sincerity.

"Hmph. ”

Right now, Jiang Zimu was completely immune to this handsome face, and smiled coldly, "I don't allow you girls in Zaozilin not to appreciate the moment when your idol is so cowardly!"

Xiao Lizao shrugged his shoulders and sighed, "Maybe, in their hearts, I am invincible and omnipotent." ”

Well, girls, wake up.

Your brother, collectively known as "the first A in the universe", dominates Asia and attacks the ball. Bart, in private, isn't he a weak little public act that scares when he sees a gecko, and any ghost story can make him dare not get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet for a week?

What masculine beauty, what boyfriend power, hehe, this kind of vocabulary, is it related to Xiao Da idol?

While thinking, Jiang Zimu went to the second floor with his head bored.

"Lady Whisper, you go slowly, wait for me!"

When he reached the corner of the stairs, Xiao Li didn't want to move another step after he was killed, he climbed the wall with trembling hands and the cat was in the corner, looking ahead. After standing for a while, as if he suddenly realized something, Xiao Da loved his mouth, and he startled himself.

"The wall, you can't lean against the wall!"

"That guy, he'll touch it!"

As soon as Jiang Zimu turned around, he squeezed his eyes at Xiao Lizao, who was at a loss.

"You!"

"Stop chattering!"

"This little thing is still at your bedside!"

"Grab it!"

"Shh~~~"

Jiang Zimu gestured at Xiao Lizao, and then shook his hand irritably.

"Calling what?"

"You're in a hurry!"

When Xiao Li saw this, he didn't dare to say much, and arched his hand, "You go, you go, I'll close the microphone, I won't bother you!"

Jiang Zimu shook his head, leaned towards the head of the bed with a big grin, and looked at the cute little gecko, the smile on the corner of his mouth swung outward one after another.

"God, this little guy, it's too cute, isn't it?"

Big eyes, small paw paper, long tail, pink body.

Hmmm~~~

Jiang Zimu didn't think much about it, raised his hand and stretched it forward, and before he could touch the gecko, he heard Xiao Li shouting behind him.

"Be careful, Goddess!"

"It's going to bite you!"

"Maybe it's poisonous!"

Jiang Zimu looked desperate, shut up you, the most poisonous is you!

In the next second, Jiang Zimu's little hand had already touched the body of the little gecko, and with a little effort, he caught the four-legged snake as a whole.

"Daddy, do you want to come and touch it?"

"It's soft and soft, and it feels so good!"

Xiao Li swallowed his saliva, and then he had the courage to take two steps towards Jiang Zimu.

"Goddess, what should I do now, in this wilderness, there must be other messes besides this one. ”

"I can't see it, but they're staring at me somewhere!"

"It's hopeless, it's hopeless. ”

Jiang Zimu paced a few steps to the balcony, didn't look at Xiao Lizao, and sighed.

"Your Xiao Da Idol's narcissistic personality disorder is no longer limited to humans, is it?"

"Those good cockroaches, ants, centipedes, and scorpions are idle, so why do you have to look at you!"

"You...... What do you mean...... There's a lot of insects and animals here?"

Jiang Zimu didn't pick up the stubble, put the pink and tender four-legged snake in the palm of his hand, and watched it lie obediently, motionless.

"Daddy, I'm serious, what's so much to be afraid of these things?"

Xiao Li muttered a lot in the morning, and only in the end did he raise his voice and say a human word.

"I don't care what is terrible about it, anyway, I'm just scared if it's okay?"

"I said, if you really participate in the Fan Bean Cohabitation Show and have a similar challenge, isn't it appropriate for you to hold me back?"

"You crow's mouth, shut up for me!"

As soon as he finished saying this, Xiao Li tasted the product early and suddenly realized that something was wrong.

"Hey, didn't I say it, that show, Lao Tzu won't participate in it if he dies!"

Jiang Zimu didn't care about Xiao Da Idol's self-talk, one finger lightly touched the little gecko's head, pulled it all the way back, and casually picked up the four-legged snake.

"Tsk, I just forgot a big premise - if you want to get that villa, you have to win the other three groups. ”

After a pause, Jiang Zimu turned his head with difficulty, and looked Xiao Lizao up and down.

"Tell me about you, fight your wit, IQ is not high, hand-to-hand combat, ...... timid"

Jiang Zimu made a general analysis of Xiao Da idol's combat effectiveness in his heart, and then seriously weighed the advantages and disadvantages of the enemy and me, and within three minutes, his face collapsed.

"Dear, seriously, idols like you, even if I'm a Nine Heavens Xuannu, I can't even take it!"

Hey, you've got to plan it well. After all, it is not so simple for fans to live together, in case they are on the show, but they are dragged down by Xiao Lizao, a pig teammate, and if they can't win the villa award, they will still lose more than they gain.

Xiao Lizao stood far away like a child making a mistake, from time to time, he raised his eyebrows and glanced at Jiang Zimu, every time he saw her gecko, Xiao Lizao's heart felt panicked.

"I said, Goddess, it's almost there. ”

"Put that thing back now, mom and dad are still waiting for it to come home!"

When Jiang Zimu heard this, he didn't bother much, yawned loudly, and put his hand on the outer wall.

"Let's go, let's go, if you're bored," Jiang Zimu paused, laughing, and raised his hand to point to his house.

"If you want to find someone to play with, climb in that direction and find me. ”

"Don't scare clams here. ”

After speaking, Jiang Zimu was still unsatisfied, licked his lips, watched the little gecko slowly climb towards the roof, and then said, "Little cutie, don't come back to scare this man!"

"Don't look at him as tall and big, he is less daring than a girl. ”

"In case you scare him out of a bad way, you will take his life, but it will be difficult to complete the merits and achieve positive results!"

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