Chapter 929: I'm Not Cool Yet

"Hmph, come on, I'm not going to show mercy...... By the way, do you remember what my nephew's great-grandson looked like?"

"Huh, your nephew's ...... What?great-grandson?Who is that?" Iki looked confused.

"Isn't that your husband?" Yonglin's face was confused, "Didn't you marry my nephew's great-grandson back then, and then Feng Ji married my nephew's grandson?"

"It's not...... Am I married?" a question mark popped up in Ikki's head, "I don't remember at all!"

"Eh, aren't you married?" Yonglin's head was full of candles, extinguished candles, "Am I mistaken? ”

"Speaking of which, do you have a nephew?" Iki pulled out her phone, "Wait, my sister ran away after the first round was brushed off, I'll call and ask...... Hey, sister, do you remember what your husband looks like? Ahhhhh

"Don't I have a nephew?" Yonglin's brain was already confused, "Wait, wait, do I have a nephew? Do I have a son? Am I married? Who am I? Why am I here?"

"Hey, what's going on?" I secretly found a moonlit night to see me, and I wouldn't ask the detective girl anyway.

"Uh...... Actually, this thing is quite something, it was after the successful marriage with the Mianyue family, the day before the wedding, Yonglin's nephew took their whole family out to celebrate, and then ...... Drowned. "Moonlit Night See does know the inside story, but this inside story ......

"Her nephew drowned?" I was shocked, I didn't expect such a thing to happen, the people of the Moon Capital don't age, but it's not that they don't die, they will die if they are killed, and ...... They live on the moon but need to breathe.

"No, her nephew's whole family drowned. Moonlit Night saw that he finished calmly, "Why are you doing this expression?"

"Today's April Fool's Day? What are you kidding? The whole family is drowning, how can it be? How about you drown your whole family and show me? Come, you come and put on a show, come on!"

"Come on, I'm not the only one left in my family, no, there is another one, Kaguya and I are still a little related, but she sees you more than she sees me!" Yue Yejian lowered her voice when she said this, "It's because it's impossible, this is just an external statement, after all, I can't really tell them that Yonglin's nephew was beheaded all over the house because of embezzlement of public funds, right?"

"Oh...... There is corruption in the Moon City, too, aren't you defiled?" Tsk, that's funny.

"It's because they breed filth that they want to cut down all the houses...... Otherwise, the moon will be ruined!" Moonlit night saw that there was no choice, "So what can I do?" I can only tell the three of them, the family went out and drowned, but they don't believe it either, just like you, it's not easy to be blind if you're too smart...... After a long time, the memory is confused, and it becomes what it is now. ”

"Well, I see...... But do you want to remind them? If they don't end the chaos quickly, this game is over. "A quarter of the time has passed, Ah Qiu has soared to three digits, Wenwen is only a little close, and Yi Ji and Yonglin haven't even picked up their guns yet, "Forget it, you don't lack that money anyway, right?"

"Well, yes, I let Yi Ji Feng Ji participate in the competition just to make a fun, after having more contact with you, I found that the two and three generations of Yuedu people who are strong enough can be transformed in the direction of our first generation Yuedu people, that is, even if they are exposed to filth, they will not lose their immortal body, such as the one next to you, and the two Feng Ji Yiji, as for Lingxian No. 2...... She is a moon rabbit and doesn't care about filth. ”

"Really?" If this is true, Mooncapital and Gensokyo will have the opportunity to cooperate and exchange at a deeper level, right, from zero distance contact to negative distance...... Don't think about crooked!

"Really, but for now...... Do you want to remind them?" Seeing that the game is about to end, the two of them still have zero points, and it is estimated that the reminder will not be able to turn the game over now, "No, forget it, let the game end like this......"

So, the game ended, Wenwen was eliminated by the firepower-free Ah Qiu, and Yonglin and Yiji were pulled away by the moonlit night and Feng Ji who rushed back, they should be given a psychological treatment, but is it really good to let Feng Ji, who is also a party, help? Anyway, I have reservations about this.

"Ah...... Ha ha...... Yes...... What a surprise game...... "Even the battle-hardened begonias are about to lose their hold," then ...... Mr. Qin, is it time to start the third game?"

"Well...... Let's get in. "What else can I say? Other people's housework, even if Yonglin is my mother-in-law and my future daughter-in-law, I can't be too lenient, isn't it...... Did I just expose something? Forget it.

"In the third game, the contestants were Kaga Chiyo Paper, Mori Kinrinnosuke, Shenqi, and Sixteen Wild Sakuya. Well, Mr. Qin, it seems that your sister and your great-granddaughter collided again. "There are so many people in my family that they crash no matter what...... No, isn't the last one without my family?

"Correct, Sakiya is my great-great-great-granddaughter, what do you mean by giving her four generations at once? I don't plan to dig deeper, ha, are you ready? Don't be like the previous team, are you ashamed? Ah? Let's start!"

"Let me see what you're capable of, little one!" Shen Qi didn't say a word, took out his gun and started shooting, well, it's very simple, worthy of being the child of my Xia Rong family...... Why did my mother's awesome character become a seed? still in my head? And the consciousness is still mine? Ha, I don't think about it, there will always be an explanation.

"Uh...... Okay, old old old aunt and grandmother...... Shall I still call you by your name?" Sakiya almost snapped her tongue.

"Okay, whatever. "Shenqi and Sakiya's score is going well, but on the other hand, Chiyo Paper's score has directly become negative, which is no way, her intuition can only tell her where the target will pop up, but because the target itself has no goodwill and malice, she can't judge the type of target, the result is that the red and blue are all hit, but hitting the blue target will deduct the maximum score, and the result is the current scene, Chiyo Paper has suffered the loss of the rules, if it is replaced by actual combat against the enemy, Chiyo Paper's ability is simply buggy.

"Ah, why did I get into this kind of group, I was thinking of fighting for the top four...... Forget it, let's stop here...... "Rinnosuke is also working hard, but after all, it's not as good as the two in my family, the score has fallen by about a hundred, and it's gradually increasing, well, it seems that the right to qualify for this group will be decided within my family.

The game is over.

"Well, it was a good fight, but I still won. Shenqi blew down the muzzle of the gun, "Let's have a chance to compete next time." ”

"Well, now you're stronger. "Sakiya lost by twenty-five points, and it looks like Shenqi is still at ease.

"In the fourth game, the players are, Holy White Lotus, Kajima Isa, Sanae Dongfenggu, and Penglai Mountain Kaguya. ”

“...... This game seems to be very stale, Bai Lian, Lao Yong and Hui Ye are undoubtedly masters in the previous games, and it is estimated that it is normal for any of the three of them to win...... Wouldn't it!" I was slapped in the face before I finished speaking, only to see that the score on the scorescreen of Isamu Kajima began to refresh continuously, far faster than White Lotus and even Kaguya who used dual-wielding acceleration, how could this ...... Wait, this is!

"I'm sorry, Lao Qin, my weapon system was cracked. Kajima had thin cables extending from both of his hands, plugging into the two guns in his hands, "I'm half-human, half-machine, don't forget, after hacking your system, I can turn these guns into recoilless and infinite ammo things, next time you should do a better defense system." ”

"Damn! I forgot that there is such a possibility!" "Because of the need to make the original energy gun into a style similar to physical ammunition guns, so I used some small programs to complete all this, including the recoil control module and the ammunition output module, these guns don't really use the magazine to feed ammunition, the magazine is just a trigger, just a simulation of the program, otherwise the effect of empty warehouse hang-up can't be completed anyway, but who would have thought that someone would take advantage of this kind of loophole?

"Mr. Qin, isn't this a foul?" Haitang is no longer surprised today, maybe she will give up and continue to be a host, "This has already jeopardized the fairness of the game, right?"

"Uh...... No, although this is indeed excessive, but ...... He didn't violate the rules, he just took advantage of the loopholes in the rules, which said that he could freely modify his own firearms, only that he could not use accessories such as scopes and laser indicators, and did not say that he could not modify the program of the guns themselves, and ...... To be honest, I ignored it, I thought that no one in Gensokyo would think of this method...... "This is the end of the game, because no one has a chance to win against the current Isamu Kajima, so just like the champion of the Big Stomach, the winner of this game is now decided."

"Sure enough, the impromptu competition will be immature......" Purple suddenly appeared and stood behind me, "I have to record all these embarrassing lessons, and I can avoid them when I hold them in the future, but ...... This is already unfair, can you make some more blood? Just make the reward the first four. ”

"What choice do I have? You said that, how could I bear to refuse...... Okay...... "I'll take the microphone," announced to the audience, due to such an unexpected situation, the original top three rewards fell into second, third, and fourth place rewards, and the first place rewards...... Changed to twelve gold nugget chests. ”

In the end, Kajima Yong, Shenqi, Aqiu and Xiao Mo had a final duel, Shenqi won the runner-up, Aqiu won the third place, and Xiao Mo was a little out of order, and later learned that her gun was a little out of order because it was too much hit, and there was a bit of a problem with the contact, resulting in a few times when the trigger was pulled but the bullet was not shot, which is also a problem, all of which must be remembered and then eliminated.

"Whew...... Now that the contest is over, the first place player will receive a special award of twelve gold nugget boxes. ”

"Phew, man, don't blame me for hitting you in the face. Isamu Kajima stepped up to the stage, "It's just that I think it's better to express this kind of problem now, and the problems that can be solved in advance are not called problems." ”

"Don't worry, I have to thank you. "It's like a BUG, the first person to find the BUG should be the hero, of course, if he hides the BUG and secretly uses it himself, that's another matter, but Isamu Kajima is above board, just telling these organizers that there is a bug here," I promise that I won't let you get into the loophole next time. ”

"That's good, I'm looking forward to it, and I promise that even if I don't take advantage of it, the championship will be me. ”

"Okay. "I piled the box of gold nuggets on the ground with a clatter," and moved it myself. ”

"......" Isamu Kajima's face was full of black lines, "You are revenge......"

"Yes, what can you do to me?"

Anyway, with the help of Kagagawa, the two of them moved the twelve boxes, and then it was the turn of Shenqi to receive the ten gold nuggets she deserved, but ......

"Leave it to Xiao Ai, or you can keep it for yourself. This is Shenqi's response, "What a sister who will save money for my brother, right? I know you're going to say that?, so don't thank me (^_^)." ”

"Next, please ask the barnyard Aqiu to receive a nuclear-powered sports car. "It's Aqiu's turn, huh...... Does she have a driver's license?

"Roar, that's what I'm aiming for, after all, the name of the title is useless to me...... Ahem...... The gold nugget box is useless to me, and my body doesn't need to see a doctor at all. Ah Qiu ran all the way up, "Let you know what the Hurricane King of the Storm is in the human world!hahahaha...... cough cough cough cough ......"

In the end, it was the little devil's turn to receive the free ticket of the Eternal Pavilion, of course, it was also left in my pocket after the discount, but if I participated in person, it is estimated that the champion would be me?

As it gets dark, the tengu and kappa who are in charge of the venue begin to distribute dinner and drinks to the audience, more than they did at noon, after all, after the shooting competition...... Now it's time for another game.

"Lord Qin, please ......hurry up," Youmeng's communication came in, "I'm almost unable to suppress the power of Lord Yuyuko, who hasn't eaten for three days since she knew that there was a big stomach king competition today...... Well, maybe I stole it in the middle...... No, it must have been stolen. ”

"Okay...... Begonia, are you okay?"

"Uh...... If it's a big stomach king competition, then there are still comes, and it's more intense. ”

"Xudong, what about you?"

"It's not like that......"

"Alright, Sistham, activate the venue, second form!"

The previous range began to fold and sink into the ground, replaced by a large number of chairs and tables, and yes, this is the second game, the Big Stomach!!!