Chapter 106: Delusion

"His aunt......" I shouted as I entered the door, only to see more than a dozen wanderer armed types surrounding Wenwen like an iron bucket array, "Systham, aren't you going to explain?"

"Stay safe, sir, I'm just keeping Miss Wenwen safe, according to the habits of the Grim Reaper, anything can become the source of the death (note: see the "Death is Coming" series for details). Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Psy said she was doing exactly what I commanded.

"Hmm...... That's a good idea. I couldn't agree that any inconspicuous misstep could trigger a chain reaction that could eventually lead to a total collapse, "Intelligence is the most critical issue for people like us, so we should be suspicious of everything." ”

"I agree, sir. A wanderer armed type walked over and suddenly slapped the table and pointed at my nose, "So I should suspect now, you are the master of the old lady!"

"**** Ah, you!" I kicked the Ranger Armed Type in the head, "You're not suspicious, you're crazy!"

"Sir, I'm normal. Systham replied, and removed the Wanderer Armament.

"Wenwen, how do you feel?" I sat down on the edge of the bed.

"It's okay, I can't die. ”

"I brought the medicine, do you apply it yourself or will I apply it for you?"

"Come on, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it myself. Wenwen said that it is difficult for people to do an action that they know will cause pain, and she is no different.

"You're not afraid that I'll see something I shouldn't see?" I came to take medicine for sure, but it is impossible to take medicine through clothes, not to mention that Wenwen is still injured in the kind of place full of benefits, it was because there was no way before, but now the situation is different.

"You haven't seen it yet. Wenwen had a resigned expression, "Okay, hurry up." ”

"Well, count me in for talking. I unscrewed the bottle and poured the ointment into my hand," I said, picking up my clothes. ”

Wenwen lifted his clothes and pressed them tightly.

"You press like this, in addition to making the lower hemisphere more prominent, there is an egg. I rubbed the ointment on my hand, "Ready." ”

"Let's get started. Wenwen gritted his teeth.

I began to apply medicine to Wenwen's scars, not to mention, Wenwen's skin is really good, and I still have this kind of feeling after being exposed to the wind and sun all day long, I suddenly had a prank mind, and pretended to poke Wenwen's left hemisphere inadvertently.

"Whew, what are you doing?" Wenwen felt strange and immediately asked me.

"On the medicine, can you still do it?" I had an innocent expression on my face, and choked back what Wenwen was going to say next with even more innocent eyes, "You hurt this unlucky place, no matter how you pay attention, you will run into a little bit, you can come by yourself if you are unhappy." ”

"Uh......h You can continue......" Wenwen can't say anything about my behavior that makes it difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood.

"I remember that the tengu is oviparous, right?" I suddenly thought of a funny topic, "You're not going to be reproductively isolated from me, are you?" ”

"Tengu is indeed oviparous, but it is not so isolated from reproduction...... What is reproductive isolation?" "Well, youkai don't take biology classes, and no one is going to open a youkai high school to teach this.

"Reproductive isolation refers to the isolation mechanism where, for various reasons, groups of closely related relatives do not mate with each other under natural conditions, and even if they can mate, they cannot produce offspring or produce fertile offspring. "Reproductive isolation is simply that.

"How could there be such a thing? Wenwen's face hurts...... Well, she doesn't have eggs, I change. Wenwen looked at me with a sore face, "Otherwise, you can explain to me how Mori Jinrin's suke came?"

"I forgot this is Gensokyo. "I forgot that all the common sense of the world doesn't apply in Gensokyo.

"Why are you asking this?" I suddenly brought up the issue of reproduction, which made Wenwen feel a lot of pressure.

"I just wanted to say that if the two of us have a child, I want him to be male. "That's right, that's my ideal!!

"Why?" Wenwen didn't say it explicitly, but from her eyes, I could tell that she originally wanted to say: You pervert has actually changed your ways?

"What is born of your character and my personality together must be a scourge, and it would be a pity not to be a man. "First of all, I declare that I am not a pervert, and secondly, I have higher aspirations.

"What's the pity?" Wenwen's eyes became more and more pityful, "Also, even if you give birth to a scourge, it is because you are a scourge." ”

"How much better do you think you are? "I'm not blowing yet, if I really go outside to inquire, most people will think that Wenwen is more like a scourge than me, "As for why it's a pity, how do you know that my son can't get Yakumo Zi in his hands? What if it happens? Yakumo Zi will have to call me Dad, hahahaha......"

A plate of fried tofu suddenly fell from mid-air and was pasting on top of my head, and then I vaguely heard Yakumo Blue's screams, I didn't have to look up to know that there was a gap in the top of my head, so I decided not to look up, joke, I still had fried tofu on my head, and when I looked up, it didn't all fall into bed.

"Wenwen, wait a minute, I'll be back right away. "Although the medicine hasn't been wiped out yet, I still have to get the fried tofu off my head first.

"Oh. Wen Wen looked at my face crowded at the intersection in a daze, "That'...... Be careful yourself. ”

"Sa. I shook my head handsomely, and the oil on my head flowed down my face.

I calmly walked into the bathroom and began a full cleaning.

"Yakumo Murasaki, you old immortal! I'll see what else you can throw over!" Although there was no gap above my head now, I still pointed to the sky and shouted, I knew that Yakumo Purple must be able to hear it.

"I'll show you!" The gap above my head suddenly opened, and then all the toothpaste and soap shampoo fell down, and although none of them hit me with my nimble body, the bathroom was almost full. At the same time, I also found that I had nowhere to hide because the bathroom was full of them.

"I'll see you hide again!" A much larger black shadow fell again, and I subconsciously raised my hand to catch it, soft?

"Orange !!!!!" came from the gap with Blue's desperate screams.

"Orange?" I looked down, and the kitten looked at me timidly in the crook of my arm.

"I'm sorry meow! Orange didn't mean to meow!" Orange saw me bow her head and hurriedly began to apologize, she had been held by Blue as a background when I first arrived at Yakumo's house, and she knew too well what kind of destructive power I had.

"It's okay, it's okay. I rubbed her head until she put on a lazy expression, "Why did Yakumo Murasaki throw you down too?"