Jiang Zimu didn't answer, touched the order menu on the side, and swept his eyes, "Well, three people, ordered twenty-eight dishes, a total of six thousand three hundred yuan." ”

"Yes, except for everything, two thousand and one for one person. ”

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu neatly picked up his mobile phone and transferred his share to Lemon.

"Friends come and go, if I eat with a mouth full of oil, don't pay a penny, pat the P shares and leave, is that really taking you as a friend?"

"Besides, you pay for all this table, and you're friends with me, so what about you and Rita, what about me and Rita?"

"My sister still has to settle accounts, don't she?"

When Rita heard this, her brows furrowed first, she lowered her head delicately, and her voice was about to cry aggrievedly, "If you eat it, you can eat it, I won't say anything, and you are pointing at Sang and scolding Huai there." ”

"People usually have lemons at school, if they have nothing to do, they invite this to eat, invite that one to eat, there is a mine at home, how do we spend people's money, do you want us to worry about it?"

Jiang Zimu sighed, sandwiched a piece of soy sauce meat, and slowly replied while looking at it.

"How other people's money is spent, I don't just don't worry about it, but the key is that I don't worry about it. ”

"Lemon, you didn't deliberately invite this person to bury me, right?" Rita got up angrily and pointed at Jiang Zimu, "If you don't want to eat with me, just say it, why bother?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he sat down again, pulled a tissue and began to wipe his tears.

This time, it was Jiang Zimu's turn to shrug his shoulders.

"I wanted to say it in advance, didn't you give me a chance? ”

"It's like this now, if you still have to let me say it directly, aren't you a little sorry for your college entrance examination results?"

Well, as soon as these words came out, Rita cried even harder.

Seeing this, Lemon hurriedly grabbed Rita's hand, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, sisters have a meal together, how can they still quarrel?"

"Let's say okay first, I've ordered this meal, don't grab any of you. ”

"Don't, don't. Jiang Zimu shook his head, and his words were quite serious, "Although it is just a meal for you, two thousand yuan is not a small amount for me. I have to pay my share. ”

After saying that, Jiang Zimu put on a worried expression, "No, it's such an expensive meal, I have to work hard to eat it back." ”

As he spoke, he scooped himself a small bowl of hoof soup. Stick it and smell it, it's so fragrant!

Rita rolled her eyes, tossed the wet tissue to the side, and touched her earrings impatiently.

If Jiang Zimu is a good taste, Rita thinks that Jiang Zimu is cold enough to even pay attention to a few thousand yuan, and on the other hand, she thinks that for a person like Jiang Zimu, who values money and has never seen much of the world, the next conversation should go very well.

"Alright, sister......"

Rita licked her lips, looking at Jiang Zimu's appearance of burying his face in the rice bowl, there was even a trace of envy.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was wrong just now. I admit that I was wrong. ”

Jiang Zimu raised his head, didn't even look at Rita, and easily sandwiched another salt and pepper abalone.

"Sister, you eat slowly, what about me, don't talk nonsense and stupid anymore. ”

"Don't be angry. ”

"Actually, I asked you out this time just to see you. I have a business here and want to cooperate with you, but I came here to send you money. ”

At the mention of money, Rita's tone was noticeably softer.

"Clams?"

Jiang Zimu was stunned, no matter how his mind turned, he couldn't figure out where he and these two girls could achieve a win-win situation.

"Sister, that's right. ”

Lemon glanced at Rita and immediately jumped out to help, seeing that Jiang Zimu's cold face was much more relaxed, and Lemon's tone became brisk.

"Rita is now a very famous Internet celebrity, and the netizens who follow her are about to break 100,000. ”

Jiang Zimu thought about his abandoned "Soldier Commander" account on WB, and said in his heart 100,000 followers, what is it, the old lady was the one before, sitting on tens of millions of fans.

"At Jujube's concert last week, didn't you wrap me the leftover sandwiches? ”

"Guess how much that bag sold for?"

Jiang Zimu's face pouted, and his eyes widened in disbelief, "Can you sell clams?"

"Not only are people buying, they're rushing to buy it. For a single bag, Rita sold it for 800 yuan. ”

"Eight hundred?"

This has to be a brain-dead to be willing to spend so much money on garbage!

"This belongs to the periphery, do you understand the celebrity peripheral?"

Rita hugged her arm, "Not to mention the sandwich bags, even the needles used by celebrities and leftover cigarette butts are rushed by a large number of fans to ask for them!"

Hehe, thanks to the garbage treatment plant near Xiao Lizao's villa, there is no talent like Rita, otherwise, I am afraid that if it is not just Xiao Da Aidou to wipe PP and wipe the waste paper of snot, he can go to the peak of life and compete with Ma's father?

Jiang Zimu raised his eyebrows in disbelief, "They want to buy packaging bags, are they ...... For the ...... of dates Signature?"

"It's not just the signature, it's the bag you're left over. ”

Rita pursed her lips and showed a smirk, as if someone else was arguing with Jiang Zimu just now, "My brother's first game of the Asian Tour has brought you fire - this first 'koi physique' fan who openly fights with idols and still has the upper hand!"

Rita: It's okay to get along with people, but why can't you get along with money? I'm not stupid.

As soon as Jiang Zimu heard this, he finally suddenly realized: Co-author, I, Jiang Zimu, am also a corner now?

"So, do you want me to provide items that you can resell to others? Or do you just want me to provide a fan image of a heroic war with idols, and then use that image to promote the product?"

Rita blinked her eyes, she felt that there was a play, and the shadows of a bunch of soft girl coins floated around in front of her, where could the whole person still care about being angry with Jiang Zimu.

"Both, hey, both. ”

"Look, I already have so many fans now, and you, you shouldn't be very popular on the Internet, right? With my participation, the scope of information dissemination is wider, and the price can be higher. ”

"You don't know......" Rita looked at Jiang Zimu and felt that it was time to reason with the facts.

"Originally, the bag couldn't be sold in the hands of lemons, but when it came to me, it was 2,000 smaller. ”

Translated, this is the way to monetize, if you Jiang Zimu is the only one, it will not be easy, you must have a well-known Internet celebrity like me Rita to help the trouble.

"If we cooperate, I will suffer a loss, and I will take half of the profit and give you half. ”

"If you find someone else, if you don't have insurance, maybe you won't be given a penny in the end!"

"If you go it alone, don't say that no one pays attention to it at first, and even if you do, you will doubt the truth or falsehood. You don't like to take pictures, although people look good, but ......"

"I don't know how to manage myself. You must know that the most important thing to promote Internet celebrities now is timing, efficiency first. When you do a good job of image packaging, I'm afraid that the daylily will be cold. ”

"Cooperate with me, but a strong combination, not to mention the fastest money, and make a steady profit!"

"I'm here this time, but I'm here to give you money. If you agree to cooperate, don't say that you will have money in the future, and you don't have to pay for this meal today. ”

In the face of Rita's righteous and strict "generosity to others", Jiang Zimu really wanted to laugh a little, and said in his heart that if I agreed to take a photo with you just now, I guess you will use the photo directly, and I am afraid that I will not give me half a dime.

While thinking, Jiang Zimu raised his eyes slowly, "Half of you, half of me, what about lemons?"

"She," Rita glanced at Lemon and put her hand on her shoulder, "the last thing people lack is money, how can they take this star in their eyes." ”

Jiang Zimu sighed slightly: Rita, this girl, is really good at the abacus, and she is really ruthless to her "friends".

"Sister, it's too early to become famous. ”

"In the past few days, the limelight of the debut of jujube has not been suppressed by other hot searches, and it is the best time to sell. ”

"I've thought about everything to sell - directly resell the clothes and accessories you wore when you were on the same stage with dates, and it doesn't have to be too expensive, and the price will increase a hundred times or two hundred times, there should be no problem. ”

"Then promote hand cream - the strongest fans who have shaken hands with idols strongly recommend, teeth cleaning products - idols need to keep their breath fresh, eloquence practice books - idols win magic ......"

"After the heat dissipates, you get your out-of-print DVD, take a few screenshots of you and the dates, and stir up another wave, which can create a small climax of public opinion and make a lot of money. ”

"I know sister, you don't like to appear on camera, and my favorite thing is to take po photos. We just complement each other, I portray you as my relative, cousin or something, and all your images are coded for you. ”

"Anyway, as long as I say something, there will always be netizens who believe it, and there will always be netizens who pay for it. ”

Jiang Zimu looked at the gushing Rita, and then at the lemon with a smiling mouth, and in an instant, it was clear that he had been arranged.

Magic, really magic.

Under the fan economy, how many "amazing" marketing geniuses have been born.

Jiang Zimu can't say that he appreciates Rita's idea, but he can't mention contempt.

can think of a way to make money, and it is a method that is not explicitly written in the Criminal Law, and it can be regarded as a fast brain, but I asked Gu Suixin a few times, and finally suppressed the relevant pirated video, and now, you let me risk the exposure of my privacy, just to make such a small amount of money?

What's more, after a short period of contact, Jiang Zimu has already decided that Rita will never be a reliable partner, in case something happens, this girl will definitely run the fastest, and there is no negotiation to sell teammates.

Just like that, you still want the old lady to cooperate? really be a three-year-old child?

Jiang Zimu sighed, feeling that someone like Rita, who is very good-looking and can basically make his debut directly, is estimated to be praised from childhood to adulthood, and it is reasonable to float a little. And for a person like Lemon, who is not short of money at home, it is understandable to spend a lot of money, but it is a little unusual.

said "Let me think about it", as soon as Jiang Zi's wooden chopsticks fell, he sandwiched two small chops for himself and gnawed them all.

"So, Rita, what's your phone number, let's exchange calls. ”

Jiang Zimu wiped his mouth, took out his mobile phone, and entered the number on the mobile phone as Rita said.

"Wait a minute, I'll call you. ”

Jiang Zimu put the mobile phone on his ear, but he didn't press the call button at all, and casually repeated the number, and after hearing Rita's second confirmation, he got together and raised his hand to find the signal.

"The signal in this private room is not good. ”

"Wait, I'll try it outside. ”

After speaking, Jiang Zimu touched the key in his suspenders, pursed his lips and smiled, and went to the front desk of the restaurant to settle his share of the money.

"Yo thick, fortunately, the pants I wore when I went out today, full of pockets, and I didn't even have to carry a bag. ”

Jiang Zimu rode on the car leisurely, and went straight back to Ding Dingding's apartment with the wind all the way.

When I entered the door, before I could speak, I saw another WeChat call from Lemon coming in. Jiang Zimu calmly refused, and then concisely made up a paragraph and sent it back.

"Lemon, because I was worried that you wouldn't accept my transfer, I just paid my share directly at the cashier. ”

"Thank you for the invitation, although the food was not particularly pleasant, but the dishes are really speechless. ”

"What Rita said, I don't think about it. Please also tell her that if I see any products sold in my name on the Internet after this, or find any leakage of my private information, I will immediately resort to the law and be firm to the end. ”

"Now, I have Rita's mobile number, and it's a shame you don't have mine. ”

Jiang Zimu took a sip of water, thinking that he didn't tell Lemon his full name and mobile phone number at the beginning, which was really a very security-conscious operation, and the blocking function of WeChat was even more intimate.

After telling Ding Dingding the ins and outs, Jiang Zimu received a reply from Lemon.

"Sister, I'm sorry. ”

"I see what you mean, Rita, I'll make it clear. ”

"As for me, I really want to make you a friend. Please ...... Don't just delete me because of today's incident, okay?"

Jiang Zimu glanced at all the information, shrugged his shoulders, and directly pushed the phone aside.

"Ding Ding, the current fans, are they all so crazy?"

Ding Ding Ding pinched the yam tablets and put them in his mouth, chewed them with a squeak, and licked the crumbs off his fingers.

"It's not like all fans are the same. There are many people, and it is inevitable that there will be a few star-chasing people. ”

"Tsk, new world, new world. Today's lunch, I really didn't eat in vain, and I would like to thank Colonel D for opening the door to a new world of fandom for me. ”