Chapter 127: The New Arabian Nights
"I really didn't hear you had a brother. ”
In the thirteen families, Lin Xiangnan, Chunjiang, and Hyacinth, the three of them surrounded him and asked him non-stop.
Hua Jiang and the two girls who followed him went downstairs to buy some things, he said that after all, he hadn't seen his own brother for a long time, so he couldn't come empty-handed.
"We're brothers. Thirteen lit a cigarette and said, "We are six years apart." ”
"The previous photo, is it your brother's clue?" Lin Xiangnan has never forgotten the photo.
"Hmm. Thirteen nodded, "The condition for me to join the two-on-one is to ask the school to help me find him." ”
"He's ...... Twelve years since he was missing. Thirteen looked up at the sky and said pretending to be melancholy.
"Your brother went in?" Lin Xiangnan said without thinking.
"Get out!"
"Did he go to Africa? or did he go to work on the Blue Sky Project?" Harue also hurriedly asked.
For this big brother who suddenly appeared, she was inexplicably very nervous.
"Damn, what's going on with this atmosphere like meeting parents?" Harue thought to himself.
"He's a ...... Astronaut. Thirteen said.
"I bought you my favorite Joy Wolf Jelly!" Hua Jiang shouted as she pushed the door open without warning, holding a box of jelly.
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"No matter what you say...... Anyway, I believe it......" Lin Xiangnan said weakly.
"Brother, here you go!" Hua Jiang excitedly handed over the jelly.
The crowd looked at him with the same eyes as if they were teasing.
"You went out for so long and bought a jelly?" said Thirteen weakly.
"Because I don't have any money!" Hua Jiang said with a grin.
"It's really brothers, it's exactly the same. Lin Xiangnan complained in his heart.
"Where have you been?"
"I'm going to an alien planet. Hua Jiang said.
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"You have to be reliable, okay. ”
"I kid you not. ”
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Lin Xiangnan was speechless, this guy may have been stimulated by something in the past twelve years, and he even has a little watt in his brain.
"You don't believe me?" asked the long-haired woman in the tracksuit with a smile.
"These two are...... My sisters-in-law?"
"These two are...... My brothers and sisters?"
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Hyacinth was expressionless and cold like a female killer.
And Chunjiang is little face is slightly red, and his shy appearance is really cute.
"Tell me about it. Hua Jiang stood up, "This is Oran, and the other is Arashi. ”
"Hello sisters-in-law. Thirteen shook hands with the two of them one by one.
"Hello. ”
"Hello. ”
"What about these, your friends?" Hua Jiang looked at Lin Xiangnan and the others with puzzled eyes.
"My classmates. Thirteen said, "Lin Xiangnan, Chunjiang, Hyacinth." ”
"Hello little brothers, brothers and sisters. ”
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Again, the scene was very awkward.
Thirteen shrugged his shoulders and sighed helplessly.
"You're six years younger than me, and I'm twenty-nine ......years old," Hua Jiang's eyes rolled twice, "how many grades have you squatted in?" ”
"Whew~" Thirteen strong resisted the urge to hit him.
"Dad's health hasn't been good lately. Thirteen said with a pretended sadness.
"Didn't he win the championship of the community Tai Chi competition at the beginning of this year?"
"I'm mistaken, it's my mother. ”
"Didn't my mother play mahjong with someone all night the day before yesterday and lose more than 500?"
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"Are you going to say that your second sister is not in good health?" Hua Jiang took the first step and blocked Thirteen's words.
"Well, she never got me a brother-in-law. ”
"Are you really a big husband with a filial son like this?"
"How do you know about this?" Thirteen asked, looking up, incredulous.
What I just said, it should be impossible for Hua Jiang, a person who has been missing for twelve years, to know.
"I said, I'm coming back from an alien planet. ”
"Why didn't I know we had alien blood?" asked Thirteen.
Except for the two brothers, the rest of the five people all swallowed melon seeds, crossed Erlang's legs, and entered the theater mode.
is worthy of being a brother, and the funny comparison in his bones is exactly the same.
"Don't you know, I made a vow since I was a child that I would be an astronaut when I grew up, and my grandparents were happy. Hua Xuan babbled.
"Give you your favorite big mouth!" Thirteen interrupted him coldly.
"Really. Hua Jiang looked at his brother, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, with very sincere eyes, "Twelve years ago, I was carrying out maintenance work on the jade toad above the earth, and suddenly saw an incredible space war, and then I traveled to a planet hundreds of billions of light-years away. ”
"Which movie is this?" Thirteen asked.
"The sorrow of the handsome boy's flower urged the astronaut to travel to the alien planet because of an accident, while pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger while climbing to the peak of the universe, and by the way, opening his sister in the harem and finally returning to the earth". ”
"You're enough, I can't stand you anymore!" Thirteen stood up and tried to hit someone in a rage.
"Don't believe it?" Hua Jiang picked up a cigarette from Thirteen's side and smoked it, "I really miss it! Earth cigarettes are very rare in the space cargo station. ”
"It's quite deep into the play. Lin Xiangnan complained.
"Oops!" Hua Jiang sighed and shook her head with a disappointed look, "If you don't believe me, then let you open your eyes!"
As he spoke, he glanced at Orlan on the side.
Orlan was having a good conversation with his future siblings at this time, and he didn't pay attention to Hua Jiang's eyes and made a grimace at him.
"My sister-in-law is quite naughty......"
"Then I'll do it myself. With that, Hua Jiang patted her pants and stood up, walked behind Lan with her eyes closed, and picked up her baseball bag.
The zipper was opened, and Hua Jiang pulled out a flashlight-like metal baton.
"What's this?"
"You'll find out right away. Hua Jiang smiled mysteriously.
Lin Xiangnan watched Hua Jiang's every move intently, and he was also very curious now, what kind of fame does this mysterious brother want to make?
Hua Jiang danced the metal rod twice with one hand, and it could be seen that he might want to pose a handsome poss or something, just as he was chattering, his hand slipped, and the metal rod was thrown to the ground at once.
Lin Xiangnan originally looked at it with anticipation, thinking that he was going to hold back some big move, but he just watched Hua Jiang dance awkwardly with a flashlight like a psychopath, and the most important thing was that he actually got away with it.
The scene froze like this, and it was very embarrassing for a while.
Hua Jiang picked up the metal plate and pressed a silver button on it.
Nothing happened.
Hua Jiang was a little flustered, in front of so many people, this time she lost face to the Pacific Ocean.
He pressed the top button again.
Or nothing happened......
"Uh...... Gan!"
"Broken?" Arashi asked.
"I don't know?" Hua Jiang scratched her head, puzzled and studied.
Lin Xiangnan noticed that the eyes of this woman named Lan were always closed and never opened.
"Inside...... This sister ...... Is it ......," Lin Xiangnan asked hesitantly.
Although he had vaguely guessed the truth, after all, it was disrespectful to ask directly, so he used very tactful words.
"I'm blind. Lan's ears were very keen, she turned her head to Lin Xiangnan's position, and said with a faint smile.
"I'm sorry!" Lin Xiangnan hurriedly stood up and bowed to apologize.
"It's fine. ”
"No energy, right?" Orlan said, walking over and taking the metal rod.
"Maybe. Hua Jiang suddenly realized.
Oran took out a transparent container from his pocket, and everyone could see clearly that what was stored inside was a granular substance between liquid and solid, emitting a faint turquoise color, which looked dreamy.
Hua Jiang opened the bottom of the metal rod and poured all the green substances in the container into it.
"It should be fine this time. Hua Jiang smiled and pressed the button.
A pillar of green light rises to the sky.
"It's ......," the crowd exclaimed.
"Laser sword. Hua Jiang said triumphantly, "One of the most common types of laser weapons. ”
Lin Xiangnan and the others were shocked and speechless.
With a slight wave of Hua Jiang, the wooden doors of the thirteen families were cut off in an instant, and the fracture was neat and smooth, delicate like a piece of warm jade.
"Believe it!" Hua Jiang pinched her waist, and her expression and movements made Lin Xiangnan think of an emoji.
But it can make me terrible, and I can pinch my waist.
"You two brothers...... It's really ......" Lin Xiangnan was out of words, he really couldn't think of any words to describe the two brothers.
"This time I was passing by Telan, and I stopped by to go home to have a look. Hua Jiang shrugged her shoulders and said with a hippie smile, "So I didn't bring anything, just some gadgets." ”
"You pay for my door!"