Chapter 296: It's okay to be obviously lacking in heart and eyes
Feng Xiaomo and Shi Yingying chattered, unconsciously, five minutes passed, and sure enough, just as Feng Xiaomo said, Feng Shiao's shout came from outside the door,
"Xiao Mo, what are you doing, come out quickly, you girl, it's so rude!"
"Oh, Dad, come out right away, but let's talk about it first, don't beat me up later!"
Feng Xiaomo's voice came out weakly.
"Beat you ?......"
Feng Shiao repeated these two words, and a hint of foreboding arose in his heart.
In the afternoon, he told Li Xiuru about Xu Xia going home, and the feedback he got was that Feng Xiaomo seemed to be very resistant, and secretly said that this girl should not do anything.
If Xu Xia hadn't been sitting next to him, he would have pushed open Feng Xiaomo's door as soon as possible, so as to see what Feng Xiaomo was doing.
But now it is obviously inappropriate, so I had to smile and say to Xu Xia:
"Xiao Xu, don't mind, Xiao Mo's child usually doesn't talk to us like this, and he's spoiled. ”
Of course Xu Xia won't mind, it has nothing to do with him, this blind date is completely wishful thinking on Feng Shi'ao, he just came here because of his face, and it's not easy to shirk.
"It's okay, it's okay. ”
However, Xu Xia also felt that it was wrong to listen to it, "beaten", why was he "beaten"?
Xu Xia couldn't think of a reason, so he simply didn't think about it anymore, wasting brain cells.
Li Xiuru's craftsmanship is very good, the kitchen has already wafted the smell of delicious food, and after a while, the table is already full of seven or eight dishes, three meats, three vegetables, and one soup.
"Lao Feng, bring Xiao Xu over for dinner, why hasn't Xiao Mo come out yet, I'll call her again." ”
At this moment, Feng Xiaomo knew that he couldn't dodge, so he gently pushed open the door and leaned out his lower body, but his upper body was still inside, and he responded:
"Mom, I'm out, I'm out. ”
Facing the voice, everyone looked over.
Xu Xia raised his eyebrows, his legs looked quite long, and he seemed to be wearing the kind of pants of the school uniform?
Just this shape of the legs first, and then the face, it should be stockings, any color of stockings.
Immediately after, it was shoulder-length long hair, and at the bottom of the long hair, there were two embroidered butterfly flowers, and the painting style once looked a little weird.
"Girl, what kind of fame are you doing, it's really rude, we usually teach you like this?"
"It's coming, it's coming. ”
Feng Xiaomo replied very straightforwardly, but the movements of her body were very slow, as if there was some magic in her boudoir, pulling her body and not letting her go out.
"What are you wearing?!"
Feng Shiao was a little annoyed, stood up, and looked at Feng Xiaomo, what is this for!
He, who is a father, rarely arranges a thing, and this girl doesn't even give face at all.
Feng Xiaomo's makeup fell into the eyes of Xu Xia, Feng Shiao, and Li Xiuru.
Suddenly, there was a gasping sound from Qi Qi, and they were all startled by Feng Xiaomo's face.
Feng Xiaomo's face shape can still be seen as a rough one, on the whole, it is not bad, and his facial features are also very thoughtful, but the makeup on his face is too spicy.
In Xu Xia's live broadcast room, there was a storm for a while, of course, it was pure schadenfreude.
"Hahaha, laughing pee, laughing pee, Brother Xia has received at least 10,000 critical damage, this blind date is a bit interesting, it's just a pity, I can't see the expression on Brother Xia'er's face. ”
"The expression still needs to be said, the head is definitely full of black lines, the corners of the mouth twitch, and you have to force a smile, you can't say that your daughter is too scary to release in front of other people's sisters' parents. ”
"This is a bad statement, people are in their own homes, and there is no such thing as letting them out. ”
"To tell the truth, if you don't look at the face, I actually feel that this girl's paper is still good, even if she is wearing a school uniform, she still looks good. ”
"You're awesome, you can see the figure, in case it's the location of the small belly, there is a big piece of bubble meat hidden, maybe some girls can see it except for the face, the rest of the parts are garbage. ”
"It's so experienced, it's really fake. ”
"Wait and see, I don't know if the grimace sister paper will remove makeup, I'm looking forward to it, in fact, there is still a certain chance, it's a big beauty. ”
"Ahem, I don't have any extravagant hopes, Brother Xia should want to escape now. ”
"Sadako's sense of déjà vu, there is wood, there is wood!"
“......”
Feng Xiaomo's face was smeared with a thick layer of heavy makeup, which was frighteningly white, while her two eye circles were pitch black, and the small circle in the middle of her lips was smeared with vermilion.
There is also a stroke under the corner of the mouth towards the chin, as if it is bleeding.
To sum up, that is the regular makeup of the female ghost in the ghost movies of the seventies and eighties in Shenzhou, plus the "bloodstains" at the corners of the mouth and the two butterfly flower hairpins in the position of the cape.
Feng Xiaomo fully portrayed herself as a female high school student who committed suicide and became a ghost because of love.
Feng Shiao's face darkened as soon as he brushed it, and Li Xiuru was no better, her brows twitched, but Xu Xia was quite calm.
"Dead girl, what are you doing! I'll let you go back to your room so that you can pick it up, and you'll find it like this?!"
Without waiting for Feng Shiao to speak, Li Xiuru broke out directly.
Feng Shiao also wanted to break out, but thinking that Xu Xia, a guest, was still here, and the ugliness of the family couldn't be publicized, it was too embarrassing, so he immediately coughed dryly twice, and said with a black face:
"Xiuru, you take Xiao Mo to the bathroom and wash off the mess on her face!
Li Xiuru nodded, smiled apologetically at Xu Xia, and said:
"Xiao Xu, this girl is actually not like this, you sit first, and we will come over soon. ”
"It's okay, Auntie, don't worry. ”
Xu Xia got off the donkey along the slope, and he naturally couldn't say anything about this, what about other people's family affairs.
Moreover, Xu Xia is not stupid, even with his toes, he can guess why Feng Xiaomo did this, he must be dissatisfied with Feng Shiao's arrangement, this kind of blind date is indeed quite resistant, after all, they are still young people.
It's not those leftover women in their thirties who have been poisoned by poisonous chicken soup.
In this way, Xu Xia's mood is also a lot easier, and the blind date task is equivalent to the end, so let's have a good taste of the craftsmanship of Comrade Feng's daughter-in-law.
"Xiao Xu, I'm really sorry, I didn't expect it to be like this. ”
Feng Shiao looked apologetic, and he was also very worried about whether Feng Xiaomo's actions would cause Xu Xia's dissatisfaction and cause the good blind date arrangement to go down the drain, and then explained:
"My girl is a little lively, but he has a little bit of a good heart, as long as you get along a little bit, you know that she is a good girl. ”
Xu Xia naturally didn't refute, and nodded with a smile,
"Well, I believe Uncle Feng's words. ”
Of course, he hummed in his heart, and his heart and eyes were not absolutely good, and it was good to lack heart eyes.