0231 The Avengers
Husband, what's the child's name, let's give it a name......"
In a dimly lit secret room, a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes was holding a cigarette, and a beautiful young woman was sitting on a chair and hugging him, her eyes full of love and longing.
"Husband, who is this woman, why is she called husband ......?"
Qin Biqing and Bai Ming hurriedly ran to the jade, but Zhao Guanren actually stammered with a confused face: "This ...... It's not me, it's my dad, and the woman is my mom...... Girlfriends, Aunt Zhou, but when did they have a leg, I didn't see it!"
"Wow, it's like a dad, it's like twins......"
The two girls stared at Yubi in surprise, but Zhao Guanren's father didn't know what to say, and then raised his voice and said: "The first boy we gave birth to is called Zhao Guanren, let him remember to be an official, otherwise pigs and dogs are not as good!"
"Guys?"
Zhao Guanren was stunned for a moment, only to see that the two women walked into the picture at the same time, and actually hugged his father, and the four of them hugged each other and grinded their ears and temples.
"Husband, who is the mother......
Qingbai Shuangjiao didn't think it was strange, but Zhao Guanren's face turned red all of a sudden, and he squeaked: "That...... The one in red is my mother, and the big ass next to her is Aunt Shen, but they never mentioned it, and my dad is very honest, it can't be so romantic!"
"Honest, shouldn't it be genetic......
Qingbai Shuangjiao all looked at him suspiciously, Zhao Guanren's face turned red again, and muttered: "My dad died too early, maybe I misunderstood him, it is estimated that my character is genetic, and the romance will follow my dad, it must be like this, don't blame me!"
"Husband!"
Bai Ming pointed at Yubi and wondered: "My father's weapon is so strange, there is a black claw stuck in the iron rod, and there is also a dagger of the same kind in my waist, is my father a warrior?"
"Huh?"
Zhao Guanren was also surprised: "My father is a veteran, and he started business after marrying my mother, but even if he is not married, he will not carry a cold weapon on his back, huh, how can Lao Shen still have a pistol in his waist!"
"Huh~"
The picture suddenly changed to the bedroom, the young Zhao Guanren was lying on the bed with red ears and red ears, and a beautiful mature woman was lying on top of him, laughing coquettishly: "Hehe~ little husband! Don't be shy, it's the first time it's like this, and you've become a real man!"
"Damn, why don't you put this out, stop it......"
Zhao Guanren hurriedly wanted to escape from the irradiation of the jade bi, but Qingbai Shuangjiao caught him at the same time, and Qin Biqing scolded angrily: "This is that big-ass Aunt Shen, it's so shameless!
"What kind of enmity do I have with me, what are you doing digging my old bottom......"
Zhao Guanren wailed like a mournful, but he couldn't run away with the two women, and after finishing the story of the boy and the mature woman, he immediately became a boy and a girl, and then a series of eighteen forbidden films, he was dumbfounded.
"Amitabha! Donor, listen to the little monk......"
Black Praruo crawled over with an obsession, and it seemed that he wanted to give a great compassion mantra for free again.
"This ......"
The dumbfounded Zhao Guanren himself didn't understand that people's past and present lives were very miserable, and when he arrived, he would not be suitable for children, and he didn't remember who there were a few dazzling big girls and little daughters-in-law.
"How many women have ......?"
Qingbai Shuangjiao all looked at him blankly, Zhao Guanren hung his head like a prisoner, and hesitated: "Uh~ more than a dozen...... Two, three, forty, why do I remember this thing, anyway, I have two daughters-in-law, and the other women are all floating clouds to me, I only love my two daughters-in-law!"
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If I dare to give birth, I will dare to marry as a wife, and I will be the woman I love the most......"
The oath suddenly sounded in the jade, and it was Zhao Guanren who was swearing by holding Zhou Miao, and this sentence exploded like thunder, instantly making Zhao Guanren's legs weak, and he secretly screamed that he was finished.
"Haha~ Finally let the old man wait for ......"
Hei Banruo shouted excitedly, sat cross-legged with a mouthful of nosebleeds, and sent a free great compassion mantra with satisfaction.
"Huh~"
Qin Biqing suddenly revealed a pair of white fiery eyes, and asked angrily: "Who is this woman?" Isn't it just our two daughters-in-law, isn't the wife a daughter-in-law, this negative man!"
"This is Zhou Miao, the woman who let Qisha take away, hasn't passed the door yet......"
Bai Ming let go of his hand very calmly, Zhao Guanren immediately walked to Yubi, stared at Zhou Miao's face affectionately, and said softly: "Don't be afraid, as long as I still have a breath of air, I will definitely save it, and death will be with death!"
"Cut~"
Qin Biqing said disdainfully: "It's the same as parting with life and death, isn't it Qisha, just wait for us to go out and bring her out, if Qisha dares not to let go, we will kill her, and since she hasn't passed the door, she is only a three-room marriage, I can't be jealous!"
"It's so awesome, go out and show me a ......"
Zhao Guanren glared back at her angrily, and Qin Biqing opened her mouth and didn't dare to refute.
"Don't be noisy anymore......"
Tussaud finally woke up, coiled his snake tail and said urgently: "This place is so wrong, our murderous aura has suddenly become so heavy, there must be something affecting us, let's join forces with the outside world!"
"I agree! I'll talk about it when it's out......"
Si Ming also sat up and began to heal, but Zhao Guanren said: "Say it again, why didn't I take the opportunity to kill you, because our enemies are all Eternal Night, if we don't join forces to deal with Eternal Night, sooner or later we will have to erase our memories by him!"
"Let me see for myself......"
Xuanye stumbled to the jade, and after Zhao Guanren walked away with Qingbai Shuangjiao, his hometown, a small fishing village by the sea, immediately appeared on the screen, and he just got off the boat with a fishing net.
"Damn, I'm not from Dongying......"
Zhao Guanren was surprised to find that what was said on the screen was not Dongying dialect, and he was not dressed as a Dongying person, but his story was very ordinary, after the invasion of the dead clan, the people of a village were slaughtered, and the whole village was reduced to zombies.
Genya started as a small zombie, and grew all the way up to being selected by his predecessor Genya, and with the help of Genya, he opened his mind and gradually became a powerful ninja until he succeeded as the new Genya.
"Liars, damn the people of Dongying are all liars, they are the murderers of my parents......"
Xuanye cursed angrily, but when he was excited, he vomited black blood, and Zhao Guanren had no choice but to ask Bai Ming to help him stabilize his injuries.
"Me too, we've all been lied to......"
The Yuxiao Palace Lord also sat up from the ground, her face was gloomy to a terrifying degree, she was actually fooled from a man to a woman, and she was completely fooled and lame.
"Yuxiao!"
Zhao Guanren sat on the stone and lit a cigarette, and asked, "Why is there a soul chain in the body, isn't the soul chain the patent of the black devil, does the blood queen want to help the black devil get out of trouble?"
"I don't know how this ......"
The Yuxiao Palace Lord shook his head tiredly and said: "My body was obtained by Blood Ji for me, I didn't find anything abnormal after I occupied it, and it is normal for Blood Ji to be able to invoke the Qi of Black Death, but I didn't expect her to yin me, and even deceived me from beginning to end, this damn slut!"
"I suspect that Blood Ji is playing tricks, she wants to resurrect the Dark ......"
Zhao Guanren took a deep puff of his cigarette and said in a deep voice: "Although Blood Ji always says that she wants to be independent, but when she is under the Soul Suppression Tower, her attitude is completely different, she is afraid of the black devil from her heart, and she is even helping the black devil tempt me, wanting me to swallow the Soul Suppression Bead!"
"...... said"
The Yuxiao Palace Lord said with a complicated face: "If this is the case, then her scheming is too deep, at least I don't see any clues, I always thought that she wanted to be independent and completely abandoned the black devil!"
"No matter what, the two scourges of Blood Queen and Eternal Night, all should be eliminated......"
Zhao Guanren said: "Everyone, we are now brothers and sisters, everyone has a common blood feud, we really shouldn't fight each other anymore, I propose that the eight of us form an alliance, unanimously the external Avengers, to avenge ourselves and our dead relatives and friends!"
"I agree! Eternal Night has a grudge against us Sea Clan......"
Du Sha was the first to raise his hand, and Qingbai Shuangjiao naturally agreed, followed by the Yuxiao Palace Lord and Xuanye raised their hands, but Si Ming said: "I am willing to join you, but I am really not at ease with some people, Hei Yanruo and Yongye are accomplices!"
"Fellow sister!"
Hei Panruo actually burst into a foul mouth, and said angrily: "No matter what I did before, Eternal Night is now my mortal enemy, I dare to swear with my Buddha nature and lifelong cultivation, as long as you don't betray me, I won't betray you, do you dare to swear?"
"If you dare, you will dare to ......"
Si Ming raised his hand and swore without hesitation, and the rest of the people also swore along, but when he arrived at Zhao Guanren, he was a little apprehensive, he raised his hand and hesitated: "Uh~ I, Zhao Guanren, swear to the sky, if I betray the Avengers, I will be hit by five thunders from the sky!"
"No way!"
Hei Panruo waved his hand and said: "I am often struck by lightning, I am more worried about Si Ming than I am, and I have to make a more poisonous oath, such as betraying the alliance, I can't have sex, and I will become a eunuch from now on!"
"Sister, dead monk ......"
Zhao Guanren gave him a blank look, but Si Ming also shouted at him to take a eunuch oath, Zhao Guanren could only swear depressedly, but everyone understands that this kind of alliance is not solid, if everyone doesn't have a common enemy, I'm afraid that I will forget it when I turn my ass.
"Guan Ren, is there a way to get out......
Si Ming looked at him a little anxiously, Zhao Guanren got up and squatted in front of the fork in the road, and said, "I think I can go to heaven, believe it or not?"
"Don't be kidding......"
Hei Panruo hurriedly said: "We know that we are not a wicked person, but we are not a good person, and there is only one chance, once we fail, we will be gone!"
"Knowing I'm joking, why don't we come over together and use our brains......"
Zhao Guanren subconsciously took out a bag of cigarettes and held them in his hands, the Seven Demon Kings came over one by one, each took one, rubbed their fingers and lit the cigarettes, and a group of little hooligans squatted in a row with him, each holding a cigarette and spitting out smoke.
"I didn't expect smoking to wake up, what kind of cigarette is this, another ......"
"Marlboro! Cool popping beads ......"
"I'll have another ...... too"
"I'm going to ...... too"
The Seven Demon Kings quickly finished smoking a pack of cigarettes, and the angry Zhao Guanren smashed the cigarette box and said angrily: "You have finished smoking a box of cigarettes from Lao Tzu, and there are no constructive opinions at all.
"No, I'm the most seriously injured, and my brain is not bright, so let Si Ming say ......"
Xuanye shook his head like a rattle, Si Ming held a cigarette in his mouth, squinted his eyes and muttered: "I think this, it's better to think about it in the long run...... Fuck, who kicked me!"