Chapter 13 Unworthy of Being a Teacher Intended to Counteract
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Li Qiangchun not only shattered the illusion that he didn't have to do homework for a semester, but also became a glorious goalkeeper in the first class of high school football team. This is not the main thing, Li Qiangchun has become a crazy admirer of Bao Zhiyang, and from time to time he asks about the secret of shooting three points with one hand and hitting every shot. Bao Zhiyang was annoyed by this table from morning to night all day, thinking about how to change his seat.
One morning, Li Youdi suddenly found Bao Zhiyang, took his hand, and whispered to him with a nervous face: "Last night, our head teacher was drunk and came to our girls' dormitory to check on the bed, and he actually touched our girls' feet one by one, and none of the girls in the class were spared!
"Ah?!" Bao Zhiyang was anxious when he heard this, took Li Youdi's hand and asked, "Are you okay?"
"Nothing, except for being touched on the foot, nothing else. ”
"He's sick, isn't he? I didn't see him check on our boys' dorm last night!"
When the morning reading bell rang, Bao and Li walked into the classroom with a stomach full of question marks, worried......
The head teacher of the first class of Yuejiao No. 1 High School is named Jia Fangbin, 55 years old, 1.7 meters tall, relatively fat, and strong. As his name suggests, Fang's character, politeness and courtesy have nothing to do with Jia Fangbin. Jia Fangbin is a veteran senior Chinese teacher, he is very proficient in classical Chinese, and his teaching also has certain merits, in his high school teaching career, he has taught two students, both of whom have achieved provincial champions in the college entrance examination. Perhaps because of these, Jia Fangbin is quite conceited, he thinks that he should be the leader in the county's Chinese teaching, and thinks that all people in his understanding of classical Chinese are inferior to him, he carved a seal for himself, and wrote five words on it: "Yue Jiao Jiesuo", wherever he needs to sign, he will arbitrarily stamp this seal, and think that as long as he sees this "Yue Jiao Jiesuo" people in the whole county will know that it is him, which can be described as extremely proud. He loves to drink on weekdays, and likes to find various reasons to go to banquets to drink, and his alcoholism makes him have a lot of conflicts with his neighbors and is quite unreasonable. In the school, although many colleagues, including the principal, were polite to him on the surface, they all thought in their hearts that this was an outlier with teachers and no teachers. Why don't you dismiss? Just kidding! Jia Fangbin is very popular in the eyes of outsiders, after all, he is a person who has taught champions, and this is called having achievements! Achievements speak for themselves, and you have the ability to teach champions? If you don't dare to compare, then you can only keep your mouth shut!
Yesterday, Jia Fangbin studied the files of the students in his class, and worked hard to calculate that Li Qiangchun's grandfather would celebrate his seventieth birthday today, and he was very excited, feeling that there was free wine to drink tonight. In the evening, Li Qiangchun's relatives and friends gathered at two large tables to prepare a banquet for the old man's birthday. At this time, Li Qiangchun's heart was up and down, and he always had an ominous premonition.
In the afternoon, Li Qiangchun was called to the office by the head teacher alone to understand his study status, asked him if he had any difficulties, and finally asked him if his grandfather had a birthday today, and also asked his home address specifically...... Sure enough, as soon as eighteen o'clock arrived, Jia Fangbin came uninvited! Li Qiangchun's foreboding was finally put down, and he finally understood what was going to happen. Under the pressure of respecting the teacher, Li Qiangchun immediately greeted him and introduced him to his family and said that this person was my homeroom teacher. Everyone was confused. Li Qiangchun's parents thought that their child had committed something wrong in school, so they stepped forward to greet him, but Comrade Jia Fangbin actually said: "You don't have to be polite, I came here to celebrate the old man's birthday!"
Everyone is in a circle, what is this matter? I didn't invite you for a birthday celebration? I can't invite you! I can't help it, after all, I am the child's homeroom teacher, and I still respectfully arranged a seat at the main table. During the whole birthday banquet, Jia Fangbin was all over the world, a lot of nonsense, and he also recommended himself to get up and make a congratulatory poem for the old man, and the spit flew everywhere, and everyone didn't understand a word. After finishing speaking, the people at the two tables had to applaud against their will, saying that the teacher is amazing, the teacher is talented, and the teacher is hearted, but there is a scolding in their hearts. When Jia Fangbin heard everyone's compliments, he felt that he had come to the right place this time, and it was his erudite writing that brought the atmosphere of the whole banquet to a climax.
Until almost ten o'clock in the evening, Jia Fangbin had a good drink and staggered back to school, he was ready to satisfy his little hobby and check the girls' dormitory......
On this day, Jia Fangbin stood up at his desk, feeling a little hangover, he walked to the window to blow the wind and relieve his hangover. Suddenly, he found something that made him quite excited: Bao Zhiyang and Li Youdi actually held hands!"Hmph, tonight's wine has fallen again!" Jia Fangbin said happily.
On this day, Bao Shihao and Li Longzhen were nervously busy in the woodware factory, and they wanted to clean up the factory before noon, and prepare to welcome several important partners from the northeast. Just as Bao Shihao and Li Longzhen were eagerly discussing the problem, Bao Shihao's mobile phone suddenly rang, and he picked it up: "Hey? Which one?"
"I, Yue Jiao Susu!"
"Huh, what's that?"
"Uh...... That, I'm Bao Zhiyang's homeroom teacher. ”
"Oh, oh, teacher, hello, hello, what's the matter, what's going on with the kid at school?"
"Isn't there a problem!
"What's wrong?" Bao Shihao was a little nervous, and Li Longzhen next to him also faintly heard the voice coming from the mobile phone, and became nervous. Now Bao Zhiyang is like his son in Li Longzhen's eyes, and he cares about Bao Zhiyang as much as he cares about Li Youdi.
"You son, you have a precocious love at school! Holding hands with a female classmate named Li Youdi at school in full view of everyone! This is a big problem! Look at it, will I go over to talk to you about this matter tonight, and have a light meal together by the way. ”
That, teacher, you see, my child's academic performance is very good, as long as his grades do not fall, he will fall in love, and it will not affect his admission to college!"
"Huh......?
"Teacher, I still have important guests to entertain today, let's talk about it another day, so let's not talk about it for now! Thank you, teacher, goodbye!"
"Dudu Dudu......" The sound of hanging up came from the phone, and Teacher Jia Fangbin was a little confused, thinking: "Could it be that I didn't express it clearly? Isn't it right? This Bao Shihao is really interesting! Alas, no matter what, call Li Youdi's parents again!"
Bao Shihao hung up the phone and was about to continue the discussion with Li Longzhen, but Li Longzhen's mobile phone also rang. There was no way, Li Longzhen picked it up first and said, "Hey, hello!
"Oh, I'm Yue Jiaojie! Oh, that, I'm also Li Youdi's homeroom teacher. ”
"Oh oh oh hello teacher, what's the matter?"
"I can tell you, your child has a big accident at school! She is in early love, you see if I ...... tonight."
"Well! Teacher, listen to me first! My Li Youdi and Bao Zhiyang have already been married! The two children love each other at school and will not affect their studies. Besides, both of our parents have expressed their support for this matter. I have an important guest to entertain here, let's talk another day, talk another day, goodbye teacher!"
"Uh...... Teacher Jia wanted to say a few more words, but the sound of "doodoo ......" came from the phone, and the phone hung up again. Teacher Jia Fangbin suddenly became a little angry, he knew that tonight's wine would not be mixed, so he gritted his teeth with hatred, and said in his heart: "Okay! Bao Zhiyang, Li Youdi, you really have a good father! It seems that your father doesn't want you to have a good time at school! Wait and see......
In the evening, Jia Fangbin returned home, and the house was deserted. His first wife never had children, and he had to divorce after more than ten years together. His second wife soon gave birth to a son, and Jia Fangbin, who was old enough to have a son, was extremely happy, and immediately went around drinking to celebrate, without taking into account his wife's weakness and emotions at that time, and as a result, his second wife died shortly after giving birth. After that, Jia Fangbin and his son depended on each other, and now his son is in his third year of high school and is studying at night at school. Jia Fangbin was alone at home, he found a bottle of wine, took out a bag of mustard vegetables and barely used it as a dish without hot dishes, and drank the stuffy wine one after another.
At half past seven o'clock in the evening, Jia Fangbin was bored with drinking, so he stopped drinking, and he suddenly thought of the two phone calls during the day, and the nameless fire suddenly started! He slammed the door and went out to see how the students in the class were doing in their self-study at night, and thought to himself: "Bao Zhiyang and Li Youdi, don't let me catch you violating discipline!" Hmph!" Jia Fangbin lives in the family building of the school, and he is less than 200 meters away from No. 1 Middle School. Within three minutes, Jia Fangbin secretly hid in the back window of the classroom, watching everything that happened in the classroom through the crack in the window......
Today, there are two students in the first class of high school who have bad lives!
Cheng Beitai, Bao Zhiyang's back table, a member of the class basketball team, a big forward in the 180s, the young man is super handsome! The girls in the first class of high school have privately ranked the appearance of the boys in the class, and Cheng Beitai is undisputed to rank first. By the way, Bao Zhiyang, originally ranked outside the top ten, but later because Li Youdi insisted on ranking him the first place, and the average score was calculated, Bao Zhiyang became the ninth handsome guy in the first class.
Ding Xiaojing, Li Youdi's front table, was rated as the second beauty in the class by the boys in the first class of high school (the first beauty is of course Li Youdi). Her appearance is not only delicate but also seems to have a bit of a mixed-race strange style, because she practiced martial arts when she was a child, her body is very iconic, and her figure is on par with Li Youdi!
In the evening self-study, there was almost no sound in the classroom of the first class of high school except for the sound of pen writing and brushing. At this time, Cheng Beitai was complacent and excited. He recalled this afternoon's basketball league, one class against eight classes, and in the end, not only won the game thrillingly, but also showed off the limelight, scoring 27 points alone, 1 point more than Li Qiangchun. This is secondary, the key is that the second beautiful student Ding Xiaojing actually flirted with me off the scene, and I could see that she meant a little bit to me! Thinking of this, he couldn't help but raise his head and look at Ding Xiaojing, who was four rows away from the seats, and his long black and flowing hair made his heart beat more than once. Cheng Beitai decided to send a small note to Ding Xiaojing to express his admiration, and looked forward to getting her affirmative response. Cheng Beitai tore off a piece of paper from his homework book and began to write with a pen: "The sea, you are all water, the horse, you have four legs, Xiaojing, you say how beautiful you are! Holding your hand and loving each other, I really want to hug you and kiss you!" Parenthesis: Please reply if received.
Cheng Beitai carefully checked the love poems he wrote, every word was elegant, it can be described as a dragon flying and phoenix dancing, he was very satisfied, only half of a piece of paper was written, just half of it was left for Ding Xiaojing to reply to use! Cheng Beitai crumpled the paper into a ball, and threw it at Ding Xiaojing with a standard three-point shooting posture, not to mention, the one who plays basketball is the one who plays basketball, and the throw is very accurate, and it just falls on Ding Xiaojing's right hand side holding the pen.
Ding Xiaojing quietly opened it to see, and then her face turned red, she turned around and gave Cheng Beitai a shy smile, pointed to the piece of paper just now, and immediately turned her head to write a reply. Cheng Beitai knew that there was a drama at a glance! He kept staring at her, not daring to blink, for fear of missing the small paper ball sent back by Ding Xiaojing.
"Just as the sun and the moon are looking at the earth in turn, my eyes are also watching you day and night! Do you know that when Pangu opened the heavens and the earth, when nucleic acid proteins coagulated into single-celled organisms, I was already destined to love you in the sky. "Sign-off: Your Xiaojing. Parenthesis: I agree to kiss you after school. Ding Xiaojing read it again after writing the reply, and felt that the artistic conception was very good, far above the love poems written by Cheng Beitai. Immediately afterwards, she kneaded the paper, crumpled it into a ball, and turned around to throw it to Cheng Beitai, but when she turned around, she found Cheng Beitai's nervous and scared eyes, and she hesitated slightly with her right hand holding the paper ball, and decided to throw it to Cheng Beitai. As soon as the paper ball threw a wonderful arc, it was grabbed by a figure from behind!
Jia Fangbin, who was slightly drunk, opened the paper ball and read it out without landing a word. After reading the first half, the class burst into laughter, and after the second half, the class booed!
Jia Fangbin shouted helplessly: "You two get out of here!" He originally wanted to catch Bao Zhiyang and Li Youdi, but he waited for a long time without any gain, but he received a wave of commotion between the two of them. There's no way, today my teacher Jia is just going to be angry, count you two unlucky!
Suddenly, there were bursts of crying in the corridor, mixed with louder shouts: "You said that your early love does not affect your studies! You said that your early love does not affect your studies......" According to the standard package, Cheng Beitai was kicked hard by Jia Fangbin from the east end of the corridor to the west end, and from the west to the east end, back and forth twice. Ding Xiaojing was only kicked back and forth because she was a girl.
The students and teachers of the entire floor class heard the sound coming from the hallway, and they were used to it. They all knew that the head teacher of a class had only one lesson for the students, and that was to kick them down the corridor, and this was the thirteenth time since the beginning of the school year or so! Girls could not escape this fate, it was nothing more than halving the distance of boys. Jia Fangbin is not afraid of the consequences at all, he knows that the position he kicks is the student's buttocks, there is a lot of meat, and there is no big harm, and he is not afraid of the students going home to complain, the students are not afraid to go home and say that they are criticized, even if the parents know, the parents will think that the teacher is strict with the child is responsible for their children.
After the kick, Jia Fangbin went home, he was already angry, and he decided to go home to sleep and rest......
Ding Xiaojing returned to his seat, only sat on his butt for a small half, and kept crying, crying, crying so painfully! This made the classmates unbearable, and they scolded Jia Fangbin for being a demon teacher. Cheng Beitai returned to the classroom and stood all the time, his butt hurting and he didn't dare to sit. He looked at the crying Ding Xiaojing, feeling guilty, and didn't know how to step forward to comfort him.
Bao Zhiyang and Li Youdi were both angry, and when they thought of the girls' bed check last night, they felt very disgusted with such a head teacher on the stall! Facing the sad crying from the front table, Li Youdi wanted to do something to comfort Ding Xiaojing, but she didn't know what to do. Suddenly, Li Youdi stood up and turned her head to Bao Zhiyang and said, "Brother, you can send Xiaojing home with me." Bao Zhiyang stood up, walked to Cheng Beitai's side, and said, "You can come along, go home first." So, Bao, Li, Cheng, and Ding walked out of the classroom as if no one was around, and Li Qiangchun also packed his schoolbag, and hurriedly chased him out and said, "Bao Zhiyang, wait for me!"
Walking out of the school gate, Li Qiangchun explained to Bao Zhiyang: "I live in a community with Ding Xiaojing, which is also very close to Chengbeitai's house, so I'll send it together." Bao Zhiyang nodded. Originally, Li Youdi supported Ding Xiaojing to walk slowly step by step, but later Cheng Beitai plucked up the courage to say to Ding Xiaojing: "Xiaojing, I'm sorry, I have caused you trouble!" and then said to Li Youdi: "I'll hold Xiaojing, after all, I am a boy and I have energy." Li Youdi looked at Ding Xiaojing, and Ding Xiaojing nodded. So Cheng Beitai hugged Ding Xiaojing and kept apologizing and expressing endless concern, and Li Youdi took Bao Zhiyang's arm and whispered something behind him.
Li Qiangchun silently followed behind, looked at the four people in front of him in pairs, and couldn't help but sigh: "I'm a single dog, I'm a light bulb, I don't have a love sister, I'm lonely like a grass." When the four of them heard this, they all laughed. Not to mention, Li Qiangchun's interruption, Ding Xiaojing seems to be in a slightly better mood.
Unconsciously, they walked to the main entrance of "Frost Bamboo Park", and the five people stopped. Li Qiangchun and Ding Xiaojing both live in the community to the east of the park, while Cheng Beitai lives in the community to the north of the park. Cheng Beitai and Ding Xiaojing agreed that they didn't dare to go home so early, the normal evening self-study is out of school at half past nine, and now it's not half past eight, once they go home, it is not easy for their parents to answer, so the five of them came to the "Frost Bamboo Park" and sat on the pavilion bench talking. Li Qiangchun saw the stitches and kept asking Bao Zhiyang's three secrets, and Bao Zhiyang kicked him to shut up......
At 9:15, Li Qiangchun said to Bao and Li: "Go back to school quickly, don't miss the time when the lights go out in the dormitory." I will escort the two of them home safely, don't worry!" Hearing that, Bao and Li said goodbye to the three of them and rushed to the school, and when they were on the way, the two of them kept discussing how to think of a way to counter Jia Fangbin, but they couldn't let him bully his classmates so arrogantly.
The two of them thought all the way, and they were about to return to the dormitory, but they didn't come up with a reason. Downstairs in the dormitory, the two were about to separate, Li Youdi said to Bao Zhiyang: "Brother, you can only wait and see, there will always be a way!" Bao Zhiyang said "um", hugged Li Youdi, and the two went back to the dormitory.
Who knows, he said that he would wait and see, but he immediately waited for Jia Fangbin's shot against Li Youdi!