0486 Eat hot pot in the Queen's Palace
"Use nunchucks, hum haha, hey, use nunchucks, wind and water......"
The silent palace is like breaking into the rags, the frightened faces of the ladies of the Zhao Mansion are white, and those who have never entered the palace also know how strict the rules of the palace are, they are already imagining that Zhao Guanren was dragged down and beheaded at the entrance of the vegetable market.
"Alas~ Lord Zhao! you can count ...... here"
Suddenly!
The high-end and atmospheric Concubine Wu Xian instantly changed her face, and took a few steps forward and beckoned and shouted: "The slave family has wrapped some dumplings by hand, Lord Zhao, you take them away and taste them, the dumpling filling is specially prepared for you, you must like it, the adults are lucky to inspect it!"
“......”
The girls couldn't believe their ears, and secretly looked back in panic, and sure enough, it was Zhao Guanren who came over wielding a small copper hammer, and a group of female guards followed him, holding a lot of gift boxes in their hands, as if they had just received a big round of gifts before coming back.
"What dumplings to eat, you give Lao Tzu ......"
Zhao Guanren actually pushed Concubine Wu Xian away, and the chief eunuch knelt on the ground on a big horse, and his feminine old face turned white in an instant.
Zhao Guanren pointed at him with a copper hammer and scolded: "You are the leader of Shangshan Supervisor, you really know how to hide, Lao Tzu is looking for you everywhere!"
"No, no, no, my lord, the old slave is the eunuch of the palm print of the Mixed Hall Division, you admit ...... mistake"
The old eunuch was lying on the ground and trembling in fright, Zhao Guanren stepped forward and grabbed his back collar, not knowing what to whisper to him.
The old eunuch nodded again and again as if he had been amnestied: "I know, I know! The old slave knows, thank you for raising your noble hand!"
"Concubine Wu Xian, I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person......
Zhao Guanren walked back to Concubine Wu Xian and sneered: "You soaked your brain in a bath, and you actually took the eunuch in charge of the bathhouse to the house, I see that you, the concubine, will soon become a virtuous concubine, and the door of the cold palace has been opened for you!"
"My lord, we have dry goods, we really have dry goods......
Concubine Wu Xian's eyes were instantly bloodshot, and she handed over the food box with a hideous face, Zhao Guanren took the heavy food box and handed it to the female guard, and said: "Concubine Wu Xian has won the favor of the emperor, don't disturb Concubine Xian's rest, just a good-level guard!"
"Yes!"
A female guard stepped forward with red paint and drew a red word "good" in front of Concubine Wu Xian's courtyard, Concubine Wu Xian immediately breathed a sigh of relief, saluted happily, and hurriedly ran back to the house with the palace maid, and the old eunuch also ran away.
"Why are you still kneeling, get up......"
Zhao Guanren looked at his daughters playfully, the women were all like seeing immortals, and looked left and right to make sure that it was the emperor's harem, otherwise they thought they were in the mansion of Zhao Guanren's family.
"Tan Qingning!"
Zhao Guanren put his hands behind his back and said: "Don't ask more questions that shouldn't be asked, you are now under my control, I will take you to dinner first, let's talk while eating!"
"Obedience!"
Tan Qingning knew that it was inconvenient for him to say more, so he obediently led people to follow him forward, and the palace maids who led the way all ran away, although Bian Xianglan and the other four women were in the clouds, but looking at their man's arrogant appearance, he only felt that an iron plate was inserted in his waist.
"Lord Zhao, come in and sit down, the slave family has a good new tea......
"Lord Zhao, you are fortunate, the concubine specially made pastries for you......"
"Lord Zhao, why are you here......
A series of coquettish and flattering voices, all kinds of concubines waited in front of the courtyard gate, and kept sending all kinds of gifts or food, which almost made Tan Qingning and them think that they were not entering the emperor's harem at all, but his Zhao Guanren's harem.
"Sisters!"
Bian Yulei whispered in shock: "Why are these ladies all talking to our master, they all claim to be concubines and slaves, how big of a deal does he have to take care of?"
"What kind of stutter is this, this is saving my life, something is definitely wrong......"
Bian Xianglan raised her eyebrows with a strange expression, the guards were almost unable to hold things, and they would leave marks every time they went to a house, and the marks were divided into three levels, good, medium, and to-do, and the concubines who got the to-do marks were like mourning concubines.
"Let's go eat hot pot ......"
Zhao Guanren swaggered into a large courtyard, which contained a splendid palace, surrounded by birds and flowers, pavilions and pavilions, and only looked at the three big characters written on the plaque - Ciren Palace!
"Eat hot pot, this is the queen's bedroom......"
Tan Qingning almost scared him to death, but Zhao Guanren walked straight into the hall, and the six palace maids had already knelt down in front of the door to greet him, flatteringly helped him take off his official boots, put on loose cloth shoes, and then kowtowed to Bian Xianglan and other women.
"Come, all my family will sit down, and the rest will come ......."
Zhao Guanren sat in the hall with a big face, and there was a hot pot and stones on a round table, and even the old imperial wine was taken out and drunk, but the palace was already empty, and the queen's phoenix robe and hairpin were also thrown on the soft collapse.
"Come on, the girls line up, don't call the adult, don't call the prince, call the good brother......"
Zhao Guanren took the two big food boxes in front of him, and after opening them, there was a letter each, and the bottom was full of gold, silver and jewelry, and said with a smile: "You remember, as long as you follow your brother loyally and work hard, glory and wealth are indispensable to yours, come and receive the reward!"
"Thank you, good brother!"
A female guard with five big and three thick came over, bowed shyly and took the two gold ingots, and the rest were also excited, who would have thought that Zhao Guanren would be so generous, even the six palace maids had a share, and they all shouted good brother excitedly.
"Xiao Ling'er, you take the sisters to the side hall for dinner, and let's start work again after the food......
Zhao Guanren smiled and waved his hand, and the guards and palace maids left with a thousand thanks.
"Qingning!"
Zhao Guanren kicked the gift box on the ground and said: "You have divided these two boxes of silver among the girls, and there will be more after you work hard, but you are not a field guard now, but my personal inspector, you have to listen to me, understand?"
"Got it!"
The female field guards nodded very stiffly, the man who can drive the queen out of the palace to eat hot pot is probably the only one except the emperor throughout the ages.
"Yun Xuan!"
Tan Qingning hurriedly asked, "Why did you run to the harem, what happened, was the corpse poison stolen?"
"Go into the harem to investigate the case, and if you can't check the official and enter the knight, you can't check the head and move the ......"
Zhao Guanren said: "The corpse poison was not stolen, but someone in the harem used evil magic to murder the emperor, and the biggest suspect is the queen's mother and son, the queen has been locked in the cold palace, the prince has been imprisoned in the East Palace, and Prince Duan's family has also been locked up in the palace!"
“......”
The faces of the female field guards changed in unison, and they suddenly felt that the silver on the ground was particularly hot.
"Now no one knows that it is evil magic, everyone thinks that the corpse poison is lost, and you can't leak the secret......"
Zhao Guanren took out a booklet and said: "Investigating the case is your strength, this is a clue that you can know, start with the headless corpse in the Imperial Garden, don't ask too much about your private life, you have secrets to report to me, you can't treat it as if you didn't hear it, let alone tell outsiders!"
"Your Excellency!"
A female field guard stepped forward to take the booklet and said, "What means can we use, can we bring out the suspect to extract a confession, and can the ladies also investigate?"
"You must first understand the unspoken rules of the harem, the six palace maids are your guides, the favored concubines must be polite, you can scare with cruel words, but you must not be rude......"
Zhao Guanren said: "I will check the concubine and the imperial concubine, and the rest can be checked in their bedroom, but you must be sure to turn it, as for the eunuchs and palace maids, if you don't cooperate, you can smoke with a big mouth, don't smoke the eunuchs around the emperor!"
"Humble duty understands!"
The guards clasped their fists and bowed.
"You go to work and then eat......"
Zhao Guanren said: "These gift boxes on the ground have the surnames of each concubine, you list the gifts and register them, and if the box contains a report letter, it must be indicated, and it is not allowed to be opened privately, and it will be handed over to Tan Qingning to check and summarize, and tell me if there are major clues!"
Tan Qingning was surprised: "You are asking them to report each other, no wonder you want to grade them!"
"Clever! Harem concubines and concubines, none of them have a clean ass......"
Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "You can't leak secrets, they are all kept in the dark now, the classification is to let them eat dogs, if someone really gives food or a small amount of silver, this kind of honest person should not be checked, and the person who does not give gifts and gives the most gifts will be investigated!"
Bian Yulei was curious: "Why, isn't it good to send it?"
"You curious baby, why are you ...... all day long?"
Zhao Guanren scratched her little nose and said with a smile: "Giving it shows that she has a weak heart, and has the ability to make money in the palace, this kind of person has the highest chance of having an accident, and those who don't give gifts are either fearless or really murderers, and they don't dare to give gifts for fear of extraneous branches!"
"Well, that's a good idea, and it can greatly improve the efficiency of our waiting......"
Tan Qingning nodded very approvingly, but after the guards picked up the things and went down, she hurriedly sat down at the table and said, "How could the emperor let you enter the harem to investigate the case, what should I do if I kill you after the investigation, we often do this kind of dirty work!"
"The birds are gone, the good bow is hidden, but if the birds can't finish fighting, he won't dare to kill the ......"
Zhao Guanren turned around and said with a smile: "The emperor is not afraid that I will leak secrets, he is afraid that I will not do it, so he hurriedly brought my daughters-in-law to the palace, I can't run away from them here, and he also asked me to pick a few concubines to sleep, so that I can live an emperor addiction!"
"Poof~"
Bian Xianglan sprayed his face with tea, and said urgently: "Is this going crazy, if you sleep with the girls, we will still be dissatisfied with the door when we turn around?"
"I'm not stupid! I can't sleep with his woman's dry hair, and I can't sleep with his wife when I sleep with his daughter......"
Zhao Guanren wiped the tea and said with a smile: "Let's eat! The emperor will receive you tomorrow morning, you have to live in the palace during this time, don't be restrained, how can you come comfortably, now no one in the palace dares to mess with your master, by the way! What kind of county king did he give me?"
"King of Yongshi County!"
"What?, the king of the, the king of the, the king of the......"
"Hahaha......"
The girls held their bellies and smiled, but someone suddenly teased outside the door: "You are still a great talent, the king of Yongshi County is the meaning of eternal history, if you are a biological prince, you are the prince of Yongshi, this title is precious!"
"Haha~ The imperial concubine is here, let's eat together......"
Zhao Guanren got up and laughed, only to see that the little county lord came with her grandmother, a graceful and luxurious old mature woman, this is Prince Duan's old lady, in addition to the queen's second-in-command in the harem, and as soon as she entered the door, she took the initiative to curtsy Zhao Guanren.
"Hmph~ You really have no conscience, you don't call me when you eat hot pot, kick you to death......"
The little county lord ran over to talk to him, and the imperial concubine walked to the back hall with a smile, with only two personal old palace maids behind her, Zhao Guanren tacitly followed and walked into the queen's inner hall that the concubines dreamed of.
"Hmph~ Why didn't you copy her nest, how cool it was to copy it......"
The little county lord arrogantly crossed his waist, and the imperial concubine dragged the gorgeous court clothes that fell to the ground, walked straight to the Jinluan Phoenix chair and sat down, and said with a very dignified smile: "Lord County! Everyone says that you have fiery eyes, do you think I am qualified to sit here?"