Chapter 969 The spicy strips are out of stock, and they are still out of waves!
"It turned out to be a little foolish immortal Daoyou, but I don't know, where is this secret realm?" Rulai stared at Lin Hai, his tone was gentle, but his voice had a strong penetrating power, making Lin Hai's soul seem to be infected.
If it weren't for the dimensional beads, from time to time, a stream of clear water would be sent into Lin Hai's body, resisting the sound of the Buddha, I'm afraid that just listening to Ru's words, Lin Hai would have to pull out his hair and then take refuge in my Buddha.
"Ahem!" Lin Hai coughed lightly twice to hide the tension in his heart, and then took a deep breath.
The paralyzed, should be hung upward, not dying for thousands of years, just see if you can flicker and live as if you come.
"The so-called secret realm is a place where the great power of the ages gathers, jumping out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, only people with great wisdom and great mana can enter, with your weak mana, it is normal not to know, there is no need to feel inferior!"
Burst!
Lin Hai's words made the immortals and Buddhas almost fall down collectively.
If you come to the world, you will feel inferior because of your low mana? Don't be so funny! If you really want to do this, the gods and Buddhas in the sky, why can't they live anymore?
Lin Hai, on the other hand, put on a pose that he thought was very stylish, and continued to pretend.
"In the secret realm, the origin of many heavens and earths is condensed, and the laws of the Great Dao are all over it, which is the blessed land of cultivators, the way back of all the Dharma saints, and countless ancient powers, all gather in the secret realm, comprehend the vastness of the universe, seek the ultimate of the Heavenly Dao, enlighten and practice, do not ask about the world, and those who are not the great ability of great enlightenment cannot find their way!"
Lin Hai was talking nonsense, while observing his words and expressions, paying attention to Rulai's expression.
Seeing that Rulai always seemed to be smiling but not smiling, his eyes were staring at himself without blinking, as if he was listening to himself, but as if he was not listening, which made Lin Hai's heart tremble.
What does it mean to be paralyzed? Do you believe it or not, so give a signal!
The way you look, do you want your brother to continue to make it up or change your strategy?
"Ahem!" Lin Hai coughed twice, if he didn't speak, he could only continue to make it up.
"However, this immortal looks at the Three Realms, he is expected to enter the secret realm one day, and there are only two people who seek the Great Dao!"
"Oh, which two?" said Rurai, at last.
"Damn, that's right!" Lin Hai was suddenly happy, as long as you speak, my brother can fool you.
"One is the Taoist Ancestor Taishang Laojun, and the other is you Rulai!"
"But ......" Lin Hai deliberately pulled his voice out, leaving a suspense.
"But how?" asked Rulai in a soft voice with the same expression.
"Although the two of you are expected to enter the secret realm, you still owe some heat after all, and the most important thing is that you have to have the power in the secret realm, come forward to introduce you, cough cough!" Lin Hai coughed twice, the meaning was obvious, my brother was a person in the secret realm, and I wanted my brother to lead, so hurry up and curry favor.
"Uh...... Why don't you have any expression? Is this old monk paralyzed?" Lin Hai was not moved at all when he saw Rulai, and he was suddenly bored for a while, and it seemed that he had to hit him.
"Let's take you as an example, your mana is as low as an ant, and naturally there is still a big gap from the level of entering the secret realm, but more importantly, there is still a lack of cultivation of the mind, as a monk, you have a good temper, you have to quit smoking, drinking, gambling, and women...... Ahem!"
Lin Hai hurriedly closed his mouth, paralyzed, and accidentally said that he slipped his mouth.
"In short, I mean, you have to abstain from greed, hatred, sex, stupidity, killing, lying, or bullying...... Huh!"
Lin Hai found that he couldn't make it up, he didn't understand the Dharma at all, and saying this in front of the Buddha was not exciting?
Made, let's get straight to the point!
"Anyway, I'll tell you this, Rulai!" Lin Hai simply put on a big grin.
"Your temper has to be changed, you can't imprison Wukong at every turn, just take today's incident as an example, are you a strange Wukong, aren't you angry if you change you?"
"Besides, Wukong is just making trouble to vent his emotions, and he didn't hurt any flowers and plants, are you punishing so ruthlessly, how hurtful and angry, it's better to give me a face, this matter will be revealed, don't punish Wukong, in return, I can reluctantly lead you into the secret realm, what do you think?"
After Lin Hai finished speaking, his heart was pounding, and his nervous palms were full of sweat.
That's the Buddha, an almost invincible existence, pretending to be forced in front of him, it's just a joke with his life, don't annoy this old monk, blow yourself out in one breath.
"What Daoyou said makes a lot of sense!"
"Huh?" Lin Hai was scared to death, and suddenly a sentence made Lin Hai directly stunned, followed by indescribable ecstasy.
"I'll rub it, what's the hell about it?" Lin Hai couldn't believe it, he was so dignified that he actually agreed with his nonsense about running trains?
Just when Lin Hai was in a daze, Rulai had already turned his head to the Queen Mother and folded his hands in salute.
"The old monk thinks that what the little foolish fairy Taoist friend said is extremely true, it is better for Niangniang to look at the face of the old monk, spare Wukong once, the old monk will strictly discipline him, and no longer let him do rude things!"
The queen mother's face was gloomy, and she glanced at Lin Hai suspiciously, although she was reluctant, but if she had to give face, she could only snort helplessly.
"Since the Buddha pleaded, the old body spared this monkey once!"
Rulai smiled faintly, nodded, and then looked at Sun Wukong.
"Wukong, it's not like a mother's apology?"
Sun Wukong also made trouble, and now Lin Hai and Rulai are interceding for themselves, and he is not an unreasonable person, so he went down the steps.
"My grandson, can't I compensate you!" Sun Wukong didn't look at the Queen Mother at all, but just hugged her fist, looking perfunctory.
This monkey is very proud, even if it is an apology, it will not be respectful, giving people a feeling of reluctance.
"Hmph!" the Queen Mother snorted coldly, and then stood up.
"Drive back to the palace!"
Suddenly, the fairies waited for the Queen Mother to leave, and hung a group of immortals and Buddhas here.
"Whew!" Lin Hai let out a sigh of relief, no matter what, he finally saved Sun Wukong, which was stronger than anything else.
"Oops, what's going on?"
As soon as the Queen Mother left, suddenly a little old man with a thief's eyebrows and rat-eyed eyes ran over with a whisk.
"I've seen Dao Ancestor!"
Many immortals and Buddhas, when they saw this little old man, hurriedly bowed down and saluted.
"I'll rub, Dao Ancestor!" Lin Hai's eyes suddenly kept looking, and he couldn't help but look at the little old man.
"Nima, this is Taishang Laojun!"
Lin Hai was surprised for a while, this Taishang Laojun looked a little different from what he imagined.
I thought that as a Dao Ancestor, how could I say that he was also a fairy wind Dao bone, and his temperament was extraordinary, right?
Why do you look like some profiteers in the mortal world now?
"Dao Ancestor, don't make a noise, there is a powerful Dharma Body of the secret realm coming!" Rulai smiled faintly at Taishang Laojun, and then pointed at Lin Hai.
"Where is the power of the secret realm?" Taishang Laojun hurriedly looked in the direction pointed by Rulai.
Lin Hai came into contact with Taishang Laojun's eyes, and there was a buzz in his mind, as if he had a feeling that his soul had been seen through.
Nima, it's scary!
Lin Hai unconsciously broke out in a cold sweat.
Fortunately, the plane magic bead surged again and entered Lin Hai's body, and Lin Hai regained his calm.
"This is the power of the secret realm, little foolish immortal Daoist!" Rulai introduced to Taishang Laojun.
"Little foolish fairy?" Taishang Laojun was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly let out an angry scream.
"What are you running around for, you have nothing to do! Are you still doing business? The spicy strips in Tianting Micro Store are out of stock, and they are still out of stock!"
"It's been broken, it's been broken for two days, and it's not new, how much water I've lost!"
Burst!
Lin Hai almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.
looked at Taishang Laojun's face was distressed, and he was beating his chest with remorse at that moment, his face was full of weirdness.
"Nima, is this really Taishang Laojun?"
"Hell, it's a vendor in the vegetable market!"
"Hey, what's going on here, waiting for the food to be served?" Taishang Laojun suddenly raised his head and pointed towards Lin Hai.
"Don't hurry up and restock, damn it, my pump!"
"Uh......" Lin Hai's face was suddenly full of black lines.
"Ahem!" Lin Hai coughed lightly, "That is the case, this immortal has retired, you two, your strength is good, you must practice hard, don't be greedy for fun, and when you have achieved something, this immortal will definitely recommend you to enter the secret realm!"
After pretending to be forced again, Lin Hai's mind moved, and the Dharma Body slowly disappeared and began to withdraw from the Dimensional Dharma Bead.
It was not until this moment that the faces of Taishang Laojun and the Buddha showed a hint of playfulness, and they casually laid down a soundproof barrier.
"Dao Ancestor, is that him?"
"That's right, it's this kid!"
"Alas, what a pretending hand!"
"Damn, Buddha, you're rude again!"
"The catastrophe is coming, I can't make a foul mouth yet, I've been pretending to be in front of me for so many years, and my brother is tired!"
"This kid, with a big opportunity, is the treasure of the day after tomorrow, and on the day of the catastrophe, he will be a strength!"
"Why don't you help him again?"
"Lao Dao thinks it's okay!"
Rulai smiled and nodded, and then suddenly a big palm appeared in the sky.
Lin Hai, who had just returned to reality from the dimensional magic bead, only opened his eyes, and suddenly a world-shattering palm in his mind, as if tearing through space, pressed down towards him.
"Oh my god, cross-border pursuit!" Lin Hai screamed in fright and jumped up.