Chapter 169: Smoking
Crash...... Crash......
Li Yan stood in the bathroom with a red body, letting the cold water pour on him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć All info could think about was the little egg standing outside the bathroom door at this time.
Of course, Li Yan didn't think about the picture of the dirty tunnel, but slowly recalled the little's every move when he was drinking tea just now. Thinking about it at this time, Li Yan suddenly figured out what was going on with the little.
For example, suddenly crawling on the desktop "unconscious", such as the pool of crystal saliva flowing out of the desktop with the mouth slightly open. The action of turning over and the saliva, if you pay more attention, it is not difficult to find that the little egg has already spit out the tea intact by "sleeping".
"...... huh" opened his mouth and spit out the heat in his heart. Li Yan had a joke in his mind that was once a smash hit on the Internet: when we encountered difficulties and setbacks. Look down at our little brother and think about its indomitable spirit of bending and stretching, being long and short, soft and hard, and what difficulties we can't overcome?
"Damn! it's tougher than me now!" Li Yan muttered, and just as he reached out to shake hands with his little brother, he heard the little shit egg ask outside the door: "Hey, Li Yan, what are you doing?"
"......" Li Yan's hand instantly stiffened in the air, and he subconsciously waved his hand and brushed his hair and muttered: "Wash your hair!"
"Oh, wash your hair with cold water!hehe......" After the little egg smiled, he leaned against the bathroom door and asked with a grin, "Li Yan won't still be a little golden boy, right?"
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"Hey, hey, I'll be your default if you don't speak...... How old are you? It can't really be, is it? Hahaha!" said the little, and couldn't hold back his laughter.
"Bang!" came a muffled knock on the door in the bathroom.
"Alright, alright, I'm not kidding, are you?" but I really want to know if you're going to hate me for ruining your good deeds?" asked the little boy as he leaned against the door and rushed into the bathroom.
Crash...... Bang Bang Bang Bang ......
The sound of water dripping on the ground was extremely crisp, but the little egg didn't hear Li Yan's response.
The smile on the little's face became a little stiff slightly, and at this moment, Li Yan snorted at the little shitman in the bathroom and said, "No." Liu Feijun is the eldest lady of the Liu family, what am I? It's just a small family that is so ordinary that it can't be an ordinary little person. If someone like me really spoke up to the eldest lady of the Liu family...... Grunt...... Hey! Life is life, how can it be like the novel of Soft Rice Wen, when you get to the eldest lady, your life will soar? After all, it is just a bridge that the authors who wrote the novel came up with by themselves. ā
"Hmph, you're not stupid!" After snorting at the door, the little egg suddenly opened the bathroom door and threw the bath towel in his hand.
"Ahh......h When his hands subconsciously wanted to cover the sensitive parts of his body, he saw that there was still a little egg at the door?
Dried off and got dressed. Li Yan walked out of the bathroom slowly with some vague steps.
"Why are you like a soft-footed shrimp? I don't know, I thought you had eaten something bad in the bathroom...... I'm prostration!...... "The little egg crossed Erlang's legs, sat on the sofa and looked at Li Yan who was slowly walking towards him, and muttered.
Sitting down on the sofa in the corner of the room, Li Yan's face was much better at this time.
After glancing at Li Yan with a smile, the little egg suddenly took out a crumpled pack of cigarettes from his pocket.
Li Yan was stunned, he had never seen a little egg still smoking......
At this time, the lonely men and widows in the room were beautiful just now, but at this time they were quiet and terrible.
After leaning on the sofa and smoking two puffs of cigarettes, the little egg frowned slightly, stood up, turned around and walked to the window, stretched out his hand to push open the window, and let the cold winter wind blow away the green silk in her ears.
The little that mocked Li Yan so much just now, he didn't know why he suddenly didn't dare to look at Li Yan's cheeks, which were still as red as a red face.
The thin face exudes the charm of a man at this time!
Li Yan looked at the back of the little, and suddenly muttered: "I remember that there are some words written in a book, but I can't remember what the book is or what the plot is." Roughly speaking, the longest life is no more than 100 years, who can really get drunk 36,500 times? ā
"Are you drunk on this?" giggles...... The little egg turned his back to Li Yan, looked at the winter scenery outside the window and muttered, then suddenly smiled self-deprecatingly and said, "Haha...... It really seems more refreshing than getting drunk, right?"
Li Yan sighed, looked at the back of the little egg and said with a feeling: "Actually, I thought about it carefully when I was taking a shower just now, and after getting to know you, I don't seem to have shown any domineering. When Su Hang was chased and slashed by Brother Zhuang with a large knife, although he also resisted, it was not like letting people chase him like a lost dog? Later, the old Yao of the West Lake Asset Management Company also wanted to stab me, but by mistake, he became a vegetative person. That strong brother turned out to be ...... Xu Erdong, the minister of Da Sima's humerus, conspired against him...... Hey, people still think that my hanging hair is now being thrown into the West Lake by Brother Zhuang and fed to Wang Ba!" Li Yan smiled bitterly and shook his head self-deprecatingly.
While speaking, Li Yan stood up and walked to the window, standing next to the little, and suddenly stared at her a few times.
Staring at the little eggs around him up close, Li Yan suddenly discovered the enchantment revealed by the little eggs' delicate faces.
He stretched out his hand, but the little egg didn't dodge, and his eyes were clear. And Li Yan didn't think about the meaning of being a thin little, but just gently twisted out the cigarette in her hand. He pinched it in his hand and took a sip, and after exhaling and inhaling, he suddenly coughed violently.
"Ahem, ahem...... So choking?" Li Yan coughed and muttered at the little.
The little smiled bitterly, turned his head at Li Yanyingying, and smiled: "Smoking, I only smoke the spiciest cigarettes." Li Yan...... You'd better eat candy!"
Li Yan shook his head slightly, sighed and muttered to the little shitman, "Do you think I really don't smoke?...... Drinking alcohol hurts the body, smoking is not the same as harming but not beneficial, especially women, men can smoke more and more vicissitudes, why do you women bother?"
The little egg didn't explain, Li Yan waited for a sip, she took it back from Li Yan's hand and took a sip.
The cold winter wind blew in through the window, and a cigarette was divided by a mouthful. The last extinguished cigarette butt remained in Li Yan's hand, and with a light throw, he drew an arc in the air.
Downstairs......
"Mom, you sell skins!" That melon son threw the cigarette butt into Lao Tzu's car!" (To be continued.) )