Chapter 16 The Gods and Goddesses of the Year
At that time, the classmates were basically the same, but when they met again after all these years, there were too many differences.
Speaking of appearance alone, some people are vibrant, some people are already old, some people don't seem to be infected by the years, and some people are too anxious.
Originally, everyone was at the age to show their strengths, and some people looked like they were about to die under the pressure of life.
It can be said that everyone has actually changed, simply put, they have grown up and matured, even those who are still vibrant.
The male god in the class was still very handsome, he is now doing insurance sales, wearing a suit and leather shoes, his hair is combed and shiny, he doesn't smile or speak, his attitude is very polite, and he sends business cards when he sees people, as if the business card is printed and doesn't need money.
Especially when I saw a female classmate, I had to say a few words of greeting after sending a business card, and I smiled a little obscenely.
You know, he was very introverted back then, and he could count the words he said on his fingers at the end of the day, and if any girl could say a few words to him, she would be so excited that she couldn't sleep all night when she went home at night.
Now that the male god has also depreciated, the person with his image can often be seen by Cang Hao at the front desk of the company, but he is not selling insurance, but the bank is sent to apply for a credit card.
The goddess in the class devalued even more at that time, and gravity was very obvious in her, and basically every piece of flesh that could be touched was sagging.
Her life was very uncomfortable, she was originally married to a handsome and rich man, but she didn't expect her parents to be shuanggui, and then sentenced again.
This handsome and rich man can't do anything except drink and play mahjong, and he became short and poor overnight, and now the family needs her alone to support.
Because she got married early and married this handsome and rich, she has no skills or high education, so she can only be an ordinary worker, and her monthly salary has to be calculated and spent.
She has no luxury goods and cosmetics, she has been completely tortured by life and has become a yellow-faced woman, today in order to participate in the class reunion is not ashamed, I don't know where she got a LV bag, even in the eyes of Cang Hao, who does not understand luxury, it looks like a copycat.
The shape of the "V" is very similar to the "U", and there seem to be two dots on it, which should be read as "donkey" from the perspective of Hanyu Pinyin.
However, this goddess with a donkey brand LV bag is luckier than the squad leader back then.
The squad leader used to be a beauty, and she has been fighting with the goddess to steal the limelight, although she is not as beautiful and in figure as the goddess, but her academic performance is much better.
In everyone's opinion, she should have gone to a prestigious university and then engaged in some advanced scientific research.
In fact, the class leader's score in the college entrance examination was enough to go to a prestigious university, but her parents were blinded by lard for a while, and they wanted her to get higher grades and gave her a minority status in exchange for extra points.
As a result, someone who knew the inside story reported her, she lost her qualification to go to a prestigious university, and finally went to a little-known third-rate pheasant university, but fortunately, her major was quite advanced, archaeology.
The major of archaeology is too unpopular, and even archaeology students from prestigious universities are directly unemployed after graduation, and the class leader has no hope of employment.
With her diploma, she walked all over the streets and alleys of Guangsha, from the recruitment in the newspaper to the flickering in 58.com, to the psoriasis advertisement on the street.
In the end, she sadly found that there is no place to make money in this society today, and she doesn't care about what is buried under her feet, and she is unwilling to go to those places that don't make money.
Going to work is to make money, if someone says, I'll give you hundreds of thousands, let me come to work. Then if this person is not buying officials, he has just escaped from a mental hospital.
Speaking of which, there is a Shaxian snack that looks good and intends to invite her to be the door.
Archaeology is a very profound profession, to go to the high mountains and deep ravines to find out what people did thousands of years ago, how could she succumb to Shaxian snacks, not to mention that the salary is not enough to buy water to drink.
So, she got married early and became a full-time housewife, and she was still smarter than the goddess when it came to marriage.
She didn't choose Gao Shuai Fu or various second generations, she knew that the capital outside of her ability was equal to zero, so she found a very capable Phoenix man.
The so-called phoenix man is a man who came out of a small mountain village, settled in a big city and achieved certain career achievements, and is called a golden phoenix flying out of the chicken nest.
This male phoenix was originally engaged in IT work, and developed a mobile phone application APP, the function of this APP is to automatically beautify when taking a selfie on the mobile phone, even if Sister Feng uses this thing to take a selfie, she can instantly become a female phoenix.
It is conceivable that after taking a photo with this thing, people who used to look very rough can find that they are so good-looking, and the market response of this APP must be very hot.
However, this public phoenix engaged in IT seems to have been kicked in the head by a donkey, and after digging the first pot of gold in his life, he did not do anything else, but joined the MLM organization with honor.
Under the leadership of Zheng Yuejun, the Guangsha Economic Investigation Detachment worked very efficiently, and soon captured the IT phoenix man, and planned to further crack this pyramid marketing organization.
So, after five or six hours of careful interrogation, the two police officers in charge of interrogation were successfully developed into offline by IT Phoenix Man.
It is conceivable that the two policemen were later dealt with by their superiors, and as for the IT phoenix man, the police did not send him to prison, but only issued a sky-high punishment decision.
As a result, the IT phoenix man went bankrupt overnight, and the squad leader was already a mother of four children at this time, and the huge overbirth fine made the family directly bleed pus from the poor middle peasants.
The bumpy life made the squad leader and the goddess release their suspicions, and the two of them talked about the grievances and vicissitudes of life over the years, and immediately hugged their heads and cried.
Cang Hao thought that the goddess was very beautiful back then, and he originally wanted to go over to set it up, but when he saw this scene, he was embarrassed to move forward.
As soon as he turned around, Cang Hao saw the study committee member again, who was a science genius back then.
When Cang Hao was a mercenary, he often thought that if he had his extensive knowledge of physics and chemistry, the Blood Lion mercenary would definitely be even stronger.
This science genius is well aware of everyone's admiration for him, and often swears that he will engage in physics work in the future to benefit the people.
Later, the science genius was admitted to the physics department of a well-known university in Beijing, and now he is making mobile phone film on the flyover, which can be regarded as an indirect realization of his childhood dream.
There are science geniuses, of course, there are also liberal arts geniuses, the Chinese class in the class represents the leading generation of coquettishness, as a junior high school student, he can memorize the four famous works backwards, and he usually cites the works of a foreign poet that everyone has never heard of.
Cang Hao likes literature very much, and often asks him for advice, and he takes the trouble to explain it.
Later, the liberal arts genius was admitted to the Chinese department of a prestigious university in Beijing, and he aspired to become a poet.
But after graduation, he sadly discovered that poets and mental illness were synonymous with mental illness in these years, and Chinese majors were also not popular.
This is an era of globalization, everyone is more concerned about learning foreign languages well, as for how well you learn your mother tongue does not matter, you don't see anyone who can scold the street with the Eight-Nation Alliance, but you can't even tell the use of "Dide".
When ideals and reality conflicted, the liberal arts genius did not hesitate to choose reality, since the world does not allow himself to become a poet, it is good to make more money.
We all know that most writers are hungry these days, and if they want to support their families by writing and writing, they need to get mixed up to Mo Yan's level, but since Mo Yan can't say anything, what kind of creation can he do.
However, the liberal arts genius went off the beaten path to write online novels, earning the title "Typewriter in Human Skin" with an annual update rate of five million words.
After making money with speed, he continued to add material to the content in order to attract more readers.
Only what you dare not read, nothing that he does not dare to write, his works fully interpret all the imagination and YY of human civilization on what is going on between men and women.
It is said that reading his novels is more enjoyable than watching Takizawa Lola's new films, and just one glance at his novels will make the hormone secretion in the body skyrocket.
He directly led to the surge of patients in the men's department of the hospital, and we all know that long-term masturbation may lead to various physiological problems, such as prostatic hyperplasia and the like, so the liberal arts genius got the title of "masturbation machine".
It's a pity that although he has made a huge profit for the hospital, the state does not appreciate it, and he began to sweep pornography a few days ago.
As a result, the liberal arts genius was so terrified that he had to sleep under his bed at night, and he was often awakened by nightmares, and this high level of mental stress caused him to develop certain symptoms of dementia.
Cang Hao originally wanted to discuss with him why Haruki Murakami always failed to win the Nobel Prize in Literature, but seeing his dark eyes and dull eyes, he couldn't bear to waste his brain cells.
Fortunately, the genius of the liberal arts is not without patients, although everyone is still very young, many people have physical problems, and it is common to hear classmates complaining that one of their organs has not been obedient recently.
Liberal arts genius is the problem of the big head, these classmates are the problem of the small head, the big head problem is really not easy to treat, but there are still many ways to solve the problem of the small head.
It is said that the patent of Viagra is about to expire, and now various pharmaceutical manufacturers are imitating it, and the price of Viagra will be greatly reduced in the future, just as cheap as cabbage, which brings hope to these students.
The ideal is beautiful, but Cang Hao feels that if he needs to take viagra like cabbage, then the little head is afraid that he will never be lifted.
There are those who are not in good health, and of course there are those who are in good health, such as the sports commissioner back then.
This sports commissioner once had a glorious record of killing two golden retrievers with his bare hands, causing countless heroes to bend their waists, all wanting to worship him as a teacher, and firmly believing that he could raise the prestige of our country like Huo Yuanjia in the future.
Later, he became obsessed with the quintessence of Qigong, and often performed chest crushing boulders and oil hammer empowerments to everyone in the park.
Although he made a lot of money, he always felt that his skills had encountered a bottleneck, and he needed to break through.
Once, the oil hammer empowerment was so intense that he fainted directly to the ground, and it was at this moment that he realized the potential connection between qigong and the theory of relativity.
To put it simply, the faster you are, the stronger your strength will be, so he often runs on the highway to race against cars.
Before attending this class reunion, he had just had his spleen removed.
The driver who smashed his spleen insisted that he should be responsible for all the consequences since he appeared on the highway illegally, so he insisted on not paying compensation, and now the two sides are in a lawsuit.