After ending a wave of positive ridicule of Apple Girl, Miss Jin was full of interest and decided to immediately sacrifice a killer move, using her "self-inflicted" beauty to defend the home field of "self-destruction".

"Mr. Xiao, if the relationship between you and Miss Apple is purely a rumor, I think your fans are more interested in your emotional belonging. ”

Xiao Lizao sighed, "If you are interested, you can leave a message on the Internet to tell me." I worked hard to spread a few more scandals in a limited time to enrich the spare time of the majority of netizens. ”

"I want to ask, for your future girlfriend, do you already have a template in your heart?"

"Of course. ”

Jin Mei deliberately stroked her long hair, and rubbed her cheeks with her palms on the premise that she tried to make eye contact with Xiao Lizao several times without success.

"That'...... Can you give us a rough description of your ideal type?"

The corners of Xiao Lizao's lips lifted slightly, and he uncontrollably looked forward to the moment when Jiang Zimu smiled after the end of the Asian Tour, and sat down opposite each other for lunch obediently.

"Well, I want my future girlfriend - hair is neither long nor short, the body is thin and long, the face is small, and the eyes are big ......"

"Actually, my ideal type, to sum up, is very simple - it is...... A girl like a cat. ”

Xiao Li paused, seemed to remember something, shook his head slightly, and smiled, "I know that this standard is different from the previous one, and it sounds particularly broad. But in fact, for me, it's already a very concrete image......"

All of Jin Mei's senses, at this moment, were mobilized at an inopportune time, and before Xiao Lizao finished speaking, he had already clenched his hands into fists, put them on both sides of his chin, pouted his mouth, and hummed and learned several cat meows.

"Meow~Meow~~~"

"Meow Meow ~~~"

Listening to this terrible cat meow one after another, Xiao Lizao raised his shoulders uncomfortably, shrank his body, and tried to get farther away from Miss Jin.

"Mr. Xiao, what do you think...... Am I like?"

Xiao Lizao was not surprised by this reaction: Hehe, like a hammer!

"I don't know why, I felt like I was trapped in some dark corner by Miss Jin like this, and the kitten didn't see it, but I saw piles of dead rats and a pair of blood-glittering old cat eyes. ”

Jin Mei choked on such straightforward words and didn't come up, she rolled her eyes secretly, and said that the old lady is so cooperative with you, you treat the old lady as a monkey!

When you think about it, you can't get angry.

After all, Xiao Da Idol's advertising contract will not rise in price next year, in this move, Jin Ren swallowed his anger and Mei took out a few promotional photos of female stars in country K from under the stage, and said slowly: "Since the topic has come here, next, can I ask you to help me conduct a small test?"

"Of course. ”

Jin Mei's eyes pretended to be hesitant, her head lowered, and her voice was sinister, "I'm still a little afraid." I'm really worried that Mr. Xiao will be unhappy, and I will have to pay the difference in the advertising contract. ”

"Don't be afraid. Xiao Da Idol tilted his head slightly, but changed his relaxed expression, "Miss Jin, please rest assured, I don't charge protection fees for elementary school students." ”

"Huh?" Jin Mei didn't understand the meaning of Xiao Lizao's words for a while, and was stunned when she saw Xiao Da Idol raise his hand and compare.

"Miss Kim is joking, then I'll follow suit. Nothing, please continue. ”

"Oh, yes. If you had to choose a girlfriend, which of the following would you choose?"

Xiao Lizao leaned back, and put two fingers against his chin with interest: This link is really an old bottle of old wine, and there is no novelty at all.

"The first one, oh, is the national goddess of our country K, Miss Xian. ”

Xiao Lizao looked at the beautiful face in the photo, and felt refreshed, nodded, and did not hesitate to praise at all.

"She's really beautiful! ”

Jin Mei floated out of her nose with a "hum", and said in her heart: Where is her beauty? Look at this photo pose, fake and pretentious, how can you look at it.

"Although Miss Hyun is our recognized goddess," Kim Mi put the photo close to her face and looked back and forth twice, pouting, "but to be honest, the failure on her face lies in her nose." The bridge of the nose is a little low, which makes the whole contour not sharp enough. ”

As she spoke, Miss Jin raised her finger to compare the bridge of her nose that towered into the sky.

Are clams sick?

Dear, aren't you the only celebrity in country K who has more Anti fans than regular fans?

This kind of hosting method is used to being beaten.

"Okay, now let's move on to the next one. ”

"Well, what about the second photo, it's our first national love, Miss Silver. ”

Xiao Lizao scratched his head, "It's very cute, and Miss Xian just now are two completely different beauties." ”

"Oh, that's what you really think?"

"Your fans know that Mr. Xiao Lizao has always dared to say and do, and he has become a clear stream in the entertainment industry. ”

"Don't be so polite just because you're a guest from afar. ”

When Xiao Li heard this, he narrowed his eyes in confusion, and glanced at the direction of the program director in the audience several times: Brother, did you play like this before?

Although I haven't been interviewed much in country K, I don't know why, why do I always have an ominous premonition that my brain is about to overturn and die, and begging Bai Lai Fei to take me into the ditch?

The director of the show pulled the little hair left, raised his arms high, and swayed back and forth at Jin Mei, almost writing an SOS and sending it to the host stage.

Beautiful, let's not play, don't you? Do you know how difficult it is to invite Xiao Da Aidou this time?

Miss Jin doesn't care how dissatisfied the on-site director is: the old lady just knows how difficult it is to be on the same stage with Xiao Lizao, so she is ready to seize the precious opportunity to show off her peerless beauty.

In order to eat honey, poke the hornet's nest - one person's stupidity is not enough for Miss Jin.

"Mr. Xiao, don't you think that Miss Yin's eyes are too small, and they have single eyelids, and the density of her face is too low?"

Director: Beauty, I advise you to be kind!

Without waiting for Xiao Li to reply, Jin Mei had already lifted the photo to the last one, "Na, this one is our oxygen beauty, Miss En." ”

Xiao Li's heart was like ashes, although he had already guessed Jin Mei's intentions, he still decided to continue to pretend to be stupid and go through the motions. I can't give up hope until the last moment—what if Miss Jin suddenly eats a fly in these few seconds while I'm sloppy? With the sudden blessing of this foreign brain capacity, maybe her negative IQ can be reduced to zero?

"Hmm...... Miss Eun's face is very malleable. If I had to judge, I must say, she is also beautiful. ”

"But...... Don't you think this face is too angular?"

Xiao Lizao: Hehe, it seems that there is really no suspense.

Director, before your MC comes on stage, don't you need to weigh your IQ over the pound first? Just this stupid thing, take her to check it out on the next show***, I really suspect she hurt her brain.

Jin Mei put the three photos on the table and smiled slightly, "What about the fourth and last one...... Here it is!"

"The bridge of the nose is higher than the first one, the double eyelids are big eyes, and the small melon seed face is soft and not abrupt!"

As she spoke, Miss Jin had already placed her two hands on the sides of her cheeks and made a sunflower.

"The last one, that's me!"

Xiao Li glanced at Gu Suixin and vividly demonstrated what it means to "disappear in a second".

Sincerely ask: This kind of wonderful, haven't you ever received a blade from another fan?

Director: Dude, I'm desperate too. If it weren't for the fact that there was someone on top of this Jin Mei, with her IQ, where could she squeeze out Mr. Park?

Now, I'll put my words here - as long as you can help me kill her, I'll pay for the round-trip plane ticket for you out of my own pocket!

Xiao Li pursed his lips early, and really looked at Jin Meilai carefully.

I don't know why you haven't played yourself to death in this way, but in front of me, you don't think about heaven.

"Miss Jin is right, your face looks like God measured it with a ruler, cut inch by inch. ”

"Oh Mr. Shaw, I know my face looks completely blemished, but I swear, I'm really natural. ”

"I haven't caught up with the plastic surgery trend in country K. It's just that the teeth are curled the day after tomorrow, and the knife has not been touched at all. ”

Xiao Lizao felt that this interview was really embarrassing to the extreme, and sighed: I kept the face that should be saved, you don't want it yourself, then it's really no wonder to me.

"According to Miss Kim, from the analysis of scientific data, you think your face is more standard than the other three, right?"

Jin Mei didn't speak, and smiled directly.

"Then I am even more puzzled, why did Miss Jin have a more proportional face, but she didn't get the title of your country's 'national goddess' and 'national first love'?"

"I don't know if it's your own problem, Miss Jin, or is it your country's national aesthetic problem?"

"Oh yes," Xiao Da Idol hugged his arm again and changed back to his native language, "In order to better explain my personal perception of beauty, I will use Mandarin next." ”

"Compared with the beauty that does not leak, my wonderful flower is still more like the eclectic appearance. ”

"The three ladies just now all have an unforgettable face, smart, proud, and recognizable. To be honest, it's hard for me to say which one I like more in a short period of time. ”

"But what I know for sure is - my ideal girlfriend can't be a drop of beauty, let alone a drop of water, I'm afraid she's a little bit of a mess, what...... River~~~ Ah, river, lake, sea, the kind that can leak out!"

Xiao Lizao dragged the word "Jiang" into an obvious pink plane trail, which was enough to make all those in the know cry when they heard it, and exclaimed at the scale, "I was fattened by dog food again."

"As for Miss Kim, ...... you?"

Okay, translation, please note that Xiao Da Idol has to enlarge the move.

"The reason why your face is not leaking now, I'm afraid that all the water that should leak is flowing on the assembly line, right?"

The translator looked at Xiao Da Idol's encouraging smile, took out the courage of "there is no tomorrow", changed the previous python climbing the wall-climbing roundabout translation, and forked his hands to his waist.

Such a "meaningful" and "interlocking" sentence, I don't want to spend more brains.

"Ah, Jin Mei! You dead duck with a hard mouth, you really don't want to be seen!"

Beep~Beep~~Beep~~~

Encountering the Himalayas in the interview world, it is really the most glorious and relieving moment in the old lady's translation career!

Comfortable.