"I have something to discuss tonight, do you have anything to do? For example, go shopping with your girlfriend, watch a movie with your boyfriend or something?" Qin Yao patted the dining table in the living room and shouted loudly#.

Only the audience replied in unison, "No!"

"Very good!" Qin Yao clapped her hands and replied.

The five people were puzzled, what does "very good" mean? So, the suit that confessed to his crush today and was rejected said that it was indelibly damaged.

Then, until dinner, he sat motionless on the couch with a glazed eye.

"Big dog, what do you want? unhappy? huh~?" Qin Yao sat on the arm of the sofa, patted the shoulder of the suit, and asked.

The suit said that he didn't want to pay attention to someone's bad taste, "Nothing." ”

Qin Yao jumped up and punched the suit, shouting, "Won't you go to work without that? Aren't I tired of raising you? Day by day, clean and useless moths! Can you be full in a daze? Mop the floor! The kind that doesn't give you food if you don't finish it!" So, a certain person with no IQ and no emotional intelligence went to eat happily.

The suit shook his head, stood up, and thought: go to work, as long as you have something to do, you can forget about her for a while.

"Sister Yao, is the suit okay? I have been dragging it in that place since the beginning of the meal, and the floor has been dragged through by him!"

"It's the sadness of the elderly, and we, don't understand. Qin Yao took out a hand, her index finger shook from side to side, and her mouth made a "tsk" sound.

"That's right...... I went and told him to eat first. With that, he ran towards his suit.

"Hey, big dog, eat and ...... Drag...... Let's go!" The fan head ran and jumped over, patted the suit, but before he finished speaking, the suit fell down in a daze, "bang!", the bucket of water that hit it flew over, and it rolled in a circle.

Qin Yao and the others hurriedly ran over when they heard the sound, only to see the suit lying on the ground with a white face, the overturned bucket was still rolling in circles, and the mop head hit the suit's face.

The green head leaned his suit on his shoulder, pinching the middle of the man, but why did he pinch the middle of the man?

Greenhead: That's how it plays out on TV.

"What should I do, can't I wake up?" the green head looked at everyone with a puzzled expression.

"Or ...... Let's get to the hospital first!" Dirty suggested as he looked at his face in his suit that was getting paler.

"Yes, yes, yes, Sister Yao, call first aid!" the green head looked at Qin Yao and did not forget to remind, "Because only you have a smartphone." The green head finished the last four words emphatically, holding the head of the suit and pinching the middle of the person.

So far, mobile phones are still relatively popular, but a smartphone is really not too cheap. Originally, Qin Yao wanted to buy an old version of a half-touchscreen networkable awesome mobile phone for one person, so as to facilitate the contact between them, and they could also play puzzle games when they had time. However, the three gay men said that Bangbang mobile phones can't play big games, especially multiplayer networking. Two female comrades said that there is no way to log in to the dating website on the current affairs of Bangbang mobile phone, and they can't post pictures.

So, Qin Yao said that either the mobile phone is awesome, or there is none. Five people said that if it could only be a great phone, then it would rather not have it.

Anyway, it's the money in the budget, Qin Yao thought to herself, they don't want it, then I'll buy one myself!

So, the five of them watched Qin Yao take out the latest version of jam three. Qin Yao still remembers going home that day like this:

The five learned from a neighbor that Qin Yao went to the mobile phone store on the next street to buy a mobile phone, and the neighbor said that he was really rich!

Qin Yao bounced home with her mobile phone bag and saw five people standing at the door, waiting for her in line. Wherever she jumped, the eyes of the five were staring.

"Dogs, keep up!" So, the big dog in a suit, the second dog with a green head, the third dog with glasses, the fourth dog with a pink head, and the fifth dog with a dirty head, lined up to follow Qin Yao into the door.

"Sister Yao, why did you only buy one?" The five people stood in a row on the periphery of the sofa.

"I asked you, if you don't want it, then I'll want it! The funds are enough, why should I treat myself badly?" Qin Yao sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, unpacked the phone, and took it out to play.

Five Dogs: ...... Can't fight for royal power.

A short time later, the sound of an ambulance sounded outside the door. A doctor and nurse ran in with a portable ambulance bed, and the doctor crouched down and shone a flashlight into the eyes of the suit and asked about pre-motion sickness.

"Doctor, is he still saved?" asked the green head, "I've been pinching for more than twenty minutes, big ...... Big brother didn't react at all, what's going on?"

The doctor looked at the green head like a mentally handicapped and explained, "Not all patients who faint need to be pinched, and a person like him should have been stimulated by something, causing him to faint after not reacting for a while, and this situation will be fine after lying down for a while." ”

Several people carried their suits to the room, asked some more related things, and half an hour passed.

Doctor:...... Our emergency department is also very busy!

"Doctor Zhang, have you had dinner?" Qin Yao knew from the doctor that his surname was Zhang, and his name was Weiwei.

Dr. Zhang looked at the group of ...... with half-squinted eyes Mainstream gangsters who seem to be uneducated but are actually uneducated. Secretly sighed, said 10,000 times in his heart Don't be angry, before he said: "In the future, there is no heavy bleeding or serious trauma, or it is not like a stroke, epilepsy, etc., don't call the emergency, the small clinic outside, it's also okay, our emergency department is very busy, the hospital doesn't have endless ambulances and doctors and nurses, don't call first aid at every turn......!"

Another half hour passed......

Sensing that Dr. Zhang had finished speaking, the five of them hurriedly said yes and hurriedly pushed the person out of the door.

"Come back when you're free!" said the glasses and waved his hand.

Hearing this, Dr. Zhang stumbled and almost fell, holding the medical fee and bus fare that had just arrived, and after standing firmly, he hurriedly got into the car.

Watching the ambulance go away, Qin Yao gave her glasses a thumbs up and said, "Cow!"

And then there's a row of "cows!"

In the middle of the night, a grieving man had a fever in his room for several hours.

Early in the morning

I got up in a daze, and suddenly felt a hot pain in my person, and my head and throat also hurt, so I touched it with my hand, and immediately sobered up.

I staggered to the toilet, looked in the mirror, and found that my upper lip was swollen into a hill, and I almost fainted again.

I went downstairs, sat on the sofa, poured myself a glass of boiling water in my suit, and drank it slowly.

After a while, Qin Yao went downstairs to go out to buy breakfast, and saw a head on the sofa with a glass of wine in her hand, she secretly thought: I don't necessarily get up when I buy breakfast and come back, today the big dog got up so early, I'm afraid it's not normal.

Thinking of the big dog fainting last night, a certain person with a big brain thought about a sadomasochistic relationship, and he was about to cry when he thought about it, so he shook his head busily, got rid of his imagination, and secretly said: It must be lovesick, and he can't love it, hey! The big dog is too pitiful! I must buy him a big white steamed bun to comfort him today.

Suit:...... Is this comfort?

So, Qin Yao lightly changed her shoes and went out. Running around the park not far away until I was sweating, I walked back slowly and bought breakfast.

When Qin Yao came back with a bag of breakfast, her suit was still hanging her head on the sofa and she was stunned, she walked over, took out a steamed bun, handed it to him, and said: "Alas! There is no fragrant grass at the end of the world, why should you love a flower unrequitedly? Big dog, not to mention that your own conditions are like this, besides, others may not want to hang yourself on your crooked neck tree!"

Suit: Come on, turn around and say I'm a spare tire!

"Hey, you say you're not good alone? Do you have to do something with that girlfriend? Girlfriend not only wants to eat you, wear yours, but also make you buy bags, buy lipstick, buy face masks, use your money to make SP, use your money to show off, and in the end, just let you sleep and talk to her. Why spend so much money to raise a woman who only knows how to eat, drink, and have fun? If it's to have children, it's okay, but it's not impossible...... Ahh

After a fever, it is easy to produce brain exhaustion, so the suit was woken up by Qin Yao.

"What is the reason for waking up after fainting and your lips are swollen?" Qin Yao asked, looking at the red and swollen upper lip of the suit.

"Headaches, mouth aches, hungry stomachs. The suit said in a daze, and fainted again.

"Ahh

The glasses first pulled their brains out of Zhou Gong, looked at the appearance of the suit, and touched his head with their hands, just touched it, startled, and said: "My mother! I'm afraid it burned all night! It's a little hot!"

"Do you want to call 120?" Qin Yao took out her mobile phone and asked, mainly because the doctor said last night that she didn't have to call first aid for everything, remembering the doctor's expression of being about to scold, and took more than 100 yuan from her hand, Qin Yao suddenly didn't want to call 120.

The five of them looked at each other, dazed.

In the end, I carried the suit to the small clinic across the street, and let the old doctor take a look at it first.

When the suit was unconscious, the five staged a fierce verbal argument because of who made the suit suffer from gains and losses.

Green head: "It must be that the salary is too high, and only the rich will get this disease." ”

Fantou: "It must be that the work is not enough, and generally only idlers will suffer from gains and losses." ”

Dirty: "It must be full of food, generally only those who eat well will suffer from gains and losses." ”

Glasses: "It must be a broken love, and it is generally a matter of gain and loss when you are dumped by your girlfriend." ”

Greenhead, powderhead, dirty: "Yes!"

Fantou: "I think he always dressed up a while ago, and he came back very late at night, and there was no prey when he came back, and he said that he had been strict with his superiors recently." It's so dirty and our prey!"

Everyone nodded in unison: it must be.

The old doctor said that there was nothing about this syncope, but he couldn't think about it for a while, a small amount of blood clotted in the brain, and it would be good to rest for a few days, so he received Qin Yao 20 yuan, which was mainly to buy antipyretics.

Qin Yao thought to herself: I will come here to see a doctor in the future, how cheap!

After tossing for a long time, Qin Yao and Glasses were just about to make lunch, when they heard the earth-shattering sound of the door being slapped, and the two opened the door, only to see that the person on the bald side of the door she had been trying to win over - the big guy.