"Woke up so early?"

Jiang Zimu heard the bass behind him that was slow and a little glutinous with his grandmother, pursed his lips, and turned around slowly.

"Dear, it's not too early. ”

"The morning shift staff at the scenic spot should appear at half past seven in the morning. Thinking that today is the first day of the new year, I estimate that he will be at least an hour late. ”

"So," Jiang Zimu pulled his phone out of his pocket, glanced at the time, and continued, "We have two hours left, clean up the cave, and then walk back to the waterfall." ”

"Oh~~~"

Xiao Li shrank his upper body early, and looked at the cave again with blank eyes: Yo, there are still a few fragments of sparks left in this small fire, no wonder I slept all night without a quilt, and I didn't feel cold.

"Cleaning~~~ Why do you need to clean?"

Jiang Zimu took a few steps into the hole, tentatively stretched his feet to the edge of the fire, and his toes fell, grinding the grass ash back and forth.

"Set fire to the mountain, and sit in the prison. Nong should know wow. ”

"Cut," Xiao Lizao moved his shoulders and neck in the morning, stood up coldly, and muttered in a low voice while doing stretching exercises.

"This fire is still eight feet away from the outside, what are you afraid of?

"I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what if. ”

Looking at the girl in front of her who was holding her head down and persistently trying to trample on all the little sparks, Xiao Lizao inexplicably felt that today's goddess seemed to be a lot gentler.

"Your Head ......"

"Oops, little things. Sleep, nothing is wooden. ”

Jiang Zimu raised his head at this time, winked at Xiao Lizao, and smiled as he reached out and took out something from his pocket.

"Well, let's eat. ”

Xiao Li spread his hands early, and the next second he saw a Snickers frame fall in the palm of his hand.

"There's two sips of water in the bottle of mineral water over there, so you can drink it with chocolate, don't waste it. ”

"Oh. ”

Xiao Da Idol is still a little confused.

"You...... What about you?"

"Are you stupid? I wake up early, and I eat early. ”

"Hurry up, don't be verbose. Eat and drink well, let's pack up early and leave early. ”

Xiao Lizao smacked his mouth and stuffed the Snickers into his mouth: Hmm~~~ Really, it's so sweet!

"Goddess ......"

"How do I feel that you are very good to me today?"

"Tell me, did you do something sorry for me while I was sleeping?"

Jiang Zimu subconsciously rolled his eyes and sighed, "Your delusion of being murdered is getting more and more serious." ”

"The first thing you do when you return home, remember to hang up an expert number and check it carefully. ”

As he was talking, Jiang Zimu ran to a corner of the cave again, and while Xiao Li didn't notice it, he quickly touched something and hid it behind him. With a smile on his face, he took a few steps closer to Xiao Lizao.

"To you~~~"

"Huh?"

Before Xiao Li could react, he felt something lightly buckle on his head.

"Anyway, today is the first day of 2021. ”

"Ask for a good prize. Happy New Year~~~"

Xiao Li was stunned for a moment, and took the things on his head to take a look, good guy, this improvised garland is quite chic. The fluffy dog tail grass, with all kinds of colorful small flowers, is densely hooped around it, and it is also the right size, not tight or loose.

Tsk, this craft, applying for an intangible cultural heritage, is also qualified.

"This ......"

"New Year's gifts, no need to thank clams. ”

Jiang Zimu's kitten narrowed his eyes, and then opened his mouth, with a little bad in his cuteness.

"So, I decided that on the first day of the new year, as long as you are not too off-track, I will smile and never smoke. ”

Well, just one day a year, give the child a piece of pure land, and give the child a sunny day. Let the fragrance surround the wreath and not linger between the mouths.

As soon as the words fell, before Xiao Da idol's New Year's greetings rebounded, he heard a long muffled sound of gurgling.

Belch......

Out of place, it's really out of place!

Stomach: From noon yesterday to now, a drop of water does not enter the grain of rice, and it is not easy for Lao Tzu to protest until now.

Jiang Zimu frowned, and couldn't help but press his hand on his belly: Dear, I know you're hungry, but can you hold on a little longer, and when you go back to the old city, you can swim in the water from the sky to the ground, with quality and quantity!!

It's a pity that Jiang Zimu's stomach is not as sensible as her brain. Hearing this comfort, not only did it not stop, but it gurgled more often and the volume was louder.

"You ......"

Xiao Li put down a chocolate in his stomach, gradually regained his spirits, and after thinking about it, he didn't say a word, he walked forward coldly, grabbed Jiang Zimu's clothes, and directly put a noose in his pocket.

"Ahhhh!!hh

"Xiao Lizao, is it a robbery, do you want to rob?"

"What are you robbing?"

"Are you rich, or are you sexual?"

Muttering and muttering, Xiao Da Idol has no stop in his hands. After touching Jiang Zimu's pockets and trouser pockets, Xiao Lizao was like a little pot friend who had just entered the kindergarten, pinching the few Snickers wrappers in his hand, counting them back and forth.

"One...... Two...... Three ......"

"One...... Two...... Three ......"

"I said, Goddess, are you trying to me off? There are only three chocolates in total, and you have eaten what you said?"

Jiang Zimu waved his hand, "Oh~~~ Why are you yelling so loudly?"

"That...... The wrappers I ate had already been thrown elsewhere. ”

"You're still lying at this point?"

Xiao Lizao poked a finger straight into Jiang Zimu's head.

"Who has been shouting about protecting the environment since last night?"

"Who saw me holding the wrapping paper in my hand, just like obsessive-compulsive disorder, and had to snatch it up and throw it in the trash can in the scenic spot?"

"Also, who told me that they had eaten and eaten since last night?"

"You're a ......"

Xiao Li paused early, furrowed his brows and pursed his lips, staring at Jiang Zimu's little face for a long time, before finally squeezing out a sentence of "lying essence" from between his teeth.

Jiang Zimu knew that he was at a loss, and secretly poked and poked two steps back, with a mouth, not the bitter mouth that Xiao Li had expected, saying something like "I haven't done it for your own good" or something like that, not to mention the consistent iron teeth and copper teeth, he had to compete with Xiao Lizao for a high and low level, but he was not in a hurry to find another way, four or two thousand pounds, full of academic taste.

"Oh, haven't you heard of it?"

"Expert studies have found that it is not advisable to eat breakfast on an empty stomach in the morning, which is very bad for the body. In the long run, it is tantamount to chronic suicide!"

"I'm a health expert, so naturally I can't make this kind of mistake. ”

Xiao Lizao: Eh?

"Oh, so ......"

Wait a minute! I'll do it again, it doesn't taste right!

"Ahh......h

Think about it, from last night to now, I, a tall and strong man, have been being cared for by a little girl.

The righteousness of one's companions is not given up in a bad environment, the kindness of putting others before oneself, the natural cultivation of all times and places, and the scientific and rigorous intelligence of preparing for rainy days.

Not to mention the humor that doesn't make people embarrassed, and the low-mindedness that never takes the moral high ground to talk to oneself......

Xiao Li couldn't count it for a long time, where were a few pieces of Snickers wrapping paper, or what time was the spark that was wordlessly cared for all night? There are so many that there are too many to count, and it is clearly the advantage of the girl in front of her who shines from the inside out!

"Okay," Xiao Da Idol licked his lips and straightened the wreath on his head. "In this cave, apart from the fire and garbage, what else needs to be paid attention to and tidyed up?"

"You move your mouth, I do it. Pack up and let's leave as soon as possible, and when we get back to the old city, what do you want to eat, I'll please!"

“YES！！！”

"Daddy is refreshed!"

Jiang Zimule jumped three meters high on the spot, and he didn't care about the intestinal sounds of his belly one after another, with two index fingers on his shoulders, his chin and eyelids raised, looking pitiful and cute.

"That...... Although the predecessors of the rivers and lakes have always taught us, don't forget to repay the kindness. But, let's talk a good old saying - there is kindness to repay kindness, and virtue to repay virtue. ”

"Hey, hey, so ...... That one...... It's ......"

"Daddy, it's really ...... you watch the TV file"

"There is no door!"

Before Jiang Zimu's words were finished, Xiao Li had already waved his hand, "Goddess, don't persuade." You want me to participate in the reality show with you, don't think about it for the rest of your life!"

"Hmph~~~"

Jiang Zimu pouted, and stood in the corner alone with a small bag on his back and sulked.

It took less than fifteen minutes for everything in the cave to be cleaned up and restored to its original state.

Jiang Zimu's mouth was still high enough to hang an oil bottle, and with a wave of his hand, he motioned for Xiao Lizao to follow, and then strode straight out.

"Hmph, don't participate in reality shows, don't let me take a little money!"

"If you don't let me make money, forget it, and give me the single-family villa in Xiangcheng that was sent to my door!"

"Detached Villa~Three-storey Bun~With Pool and Garden~~~"

"You don't help me get this windfall, what's the matter, are you going to use your feet to help me pick out three bedrooms and one living room on the spot?"

"Hmph, don't thank you, you're good, don't say thank you, you don't want to do me a favor. ”

"Oh yes, Xiao Lizao, you're an unlucky kid, don't say thank you. From waking up to now, I didn't even say 'Happy New Year' to me!Ah, it's unreasonable, it's so bad~~~"

......

Xiao Li had already followed Jiang Zimu two steps away, listening to the bursts of fragmented thoughts in front of him, and he never stopped, pricking up his ears to listen carefully to the content, but he always couldn't hear clearly.

At the beginning, Xiao Li had long been angry with Jiang Zimu, thinking that more things were better than less, so he simply turned a deaf ear to the mosquito buzzing, but after walking for a while, Xiao Da Idol found that the speed of the fried cat in front of him was getting slower and slower, and his steps were getting smaller and smaller.

"Hey. ”

Xiao Li stopped taking care of himself, stared at the back in front of him twice, closed his eyes, sighed, and when he opened his eyes again, his steps were obviously faster.

"Ma'am, the tail number is 0428, right?"

"Yay?"

Jiang Zimu was stunned, and looked at the person who suddenly rushed in front of him and blinked?

"Isn't it?"

"Clam?...... That one...... Right... That's right. ”

"Okay, that's right. ”

Xiao Da Idol smiled with ulterior motives, but he didn't escape Jiang Zimu's eyes at all.

"Are you a melon baby, are you funny? I'm afraid the side effects of the medicine Mei gave you yesterday are a bit big. ”

"That's right, 0428 guest, the Didi driver you called. ”

"Nani, I ......"

Jiang Zimu looked at the disgusted expression of the fool, his face shrank back, and he was about to say that he didn't have a driver's license or a car, where did he come from. But he didn't say a word, Leng Buding was pulled by a force and lifted every move, his feet were empty, and when he came back to his senses, the whole person was already lying on Xiao Lizao's back.

“W-H-A-T？？？”

It turned out to be such an aunt's "Didi driving"?

Zao Zilin's sisters, aunts, uncles and mothers, who would have thought that Xiao Lizao, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, could actually make such a blatant "shameless move" of "killing dogs"?

Xiao Da Idol made a great effort, and moved the person on his back up again, without looking at it, and guessed that Jiang Zimu's face was a kind of confused expression.

"Uh...... That one... What the ...... is that?"

"Oh Xiao Lizao, is it because I just said that I tried not to scold you today, so you have to inch in and count in your heart?"

"I'll tell you ......"

"Shh~~~"

"Talk less and recharge. ”

"I haven't eaten for half a day, I'm not hungry at all. It's not a daughter, you are so delicate ...... me."

As soon as the words fell, I don't know if it was because the stomach and intestines were stuck on the back of an internationally renowned idol for the first time in this life, and they were just in time to "beat the drum and sound their grievances"; or just the scientific gastrointestinal pressure and hyperactive intestinal sounds, all in all, at this moment, all kinds of noises in Jiang Zimu's five visceral temple houses resounded in the sky, and Jiang Zimu's heart was even more ruinous and collapsed, and the price fell devastatingly.

Hey, belly, belly, you can't have a long face, the first place in the demolition!

"That...... Yes, I do, just a little bit hungry...... It's fine. ”

"You...... You're going to be tired like that, too...... You ......"

"Stop chattering! You shouldn't have drunk any water since yesterday, have you?

Jiang Zimu's chin was in the area of his heart, and his two claws were carefully supported on Xiao Lizao's shoulders. The little face was slightly downward, and his neck happened to be scratched by the dog's tail grass on the garland.

"Thank you...... Thank you clams. ”

"What are you talking about?" Xiao Lizao pursed his lips, a little unable to hold back a smile, "Didi driving, paid service." ”

"What? You still collect money?"

"For your pitiful sake, plus the first order of the new year, ask for a smooth and safe life, I will be generous and give you a free time. ”

Jiang Zimu didn't say anything more, and snorted lightly, and the originally pursed mouth was inexplicably pulled into a soft and natural arc.

"Happy New Year, Goddess. ”

Well, a love trick every day, have you learned it?