After only two days in Ding Dingding's small apartment in Nanshi, Jiang Zimu had already turned the post bar, idle shrimp, a certain treasure, and WB thousands of times, thinking that there would be any kind person who was willing to get rid of the concert tickets in his hand because of something temporary.

It's a pity that even if you look for it on the Internet, Jiang Zimu's unremitting efforts and good luck are not reflected in the second-hand ticket leakage. Melancholy is like Jiang Zimu, while trying to hide and beware of his girlfriend discovering his abnormality, and on the other hand, he has been repeatedly defeated and dying, under the double pressure, the powerlessness that pervades his body is like a ring finger trying to stand upright alone.

On Wednesday, seeing that the night after tomorrow was the time for the death penalty, Jiang Zimu listlessly opened the tablet, ready to accept the baptism of failure again.

After rummaging through the Internet for more than 20 minutes, an interesting post finally caught Jiang Zimu's attention.

This Friday, the first game of the Asian Tour is facing the grandstand tickets at the front of the stage. The price is uncertain, look at the eye, if you are fatal, you can give it away for nothing. ”

"Face-to-face address - XXX Road, this number is the answer number of the next question, this number is the answer number of the second question, and this number is the answer number of the third answer to the next question. ”

"Face-to-face delivery time - from today until 12 p.m. on Friday. ”

Jiang Zimu glanced at the dense functions and differential problems under the post, and the first reaction in his head was that this kid was in a hurry to make up for his summer vacation homework.

"If you want to find someone to help you with your homework, just say it, if you can't do it, just pop the topic to the homework help, don't use my male god as a pretense. ”

"Let's take a look at the tickets, if there is, I will contract your calculus homework this year. ”

"Don't talk about homework, if you are willing to give me the ticket, I can go to the school to take the test for you, and I will cover it. ”

"Ouch, let's go, let's go. The subject just came to have fun, and anyone really believed it?"

"There are too many scammers now, and they are everywhere. Not to mention anything else, just talking about the price of tickets for the jujube concert, the most partial seat, the most formal purchase channel, also requires 800 oceans, not to mention that these tickets have been fried more than ten times now. If you don't make a few hundred or thousands, what do you say about giving away in vain, is the threshold for being a liar low, or is the market still saturated for fools?"

"If you deceive people, pull them out and cut them, and if you rub the heat, cut them again while they are hot!"

......

Jiang Zimu smacked his lips, feeling that some of the words in the post were too intense. Hit the eye and then sweep down the three questions,In line with the good habit of having questions to do、Fill in if you are free,Solve it casually,Then check the complete address with an online map,Hey,The poster's location is actually in the Nanshi Maternal and Child Health Hospital。

"Tsk, the third to eighth floors of that hospital are all maternity wards. Jiang Zimu scratched his head and said to himself, "If it's a liar, you shouldn't locate the address in the hospital, right?"

"Even if it's a kidney, you can't be so blatant, right?"

Probably thinking about it, Jiang Zimu decided that the dead horse should be a live horse doctor first, anyway, the hospital has a large flow of people, and if you look at the wrong direction of the wind, it is convenient to escape. With a certain idea, Jiang Zimu put his satchel on his back, pushed Ding Dingding's STUMP JUMPER and ran downstairs.

After only 30 minutes of riding, I arrived at the position mentioned in the post.

Jiang Zimu put the car away, touched his chin and thought about it, and after careful consideration, he decided to buy a big fruit basket and carry it together. If the poster really wants to give up the ticket, then this fruit basket is given away for free, and he should make a friend; if he is unlucky enough to meet a liar, he will use the durian in the fruit basket to smash the person unconscious, and then use a banana to break his leg, and then be hospitalized on the spot, which can be regarded as a passable explanation for Xiao Lizao.

Striding all the way to the eighth floor, he asked the medical guide desk, and learned that room 809 was a single ward, Jiang Zimu squinted his eyes and smiled, vaguely feeling that he had come to the right place this time.

Knocking on the door, I heard a crisp "Please come in" from the house.

Jiang Zimu stepped into the room with one foot, one arm still on the door, he didn't dare to close the door directly, raised his eyebrows and looked into the room, and saw a handsome and unusually short-haired young lady half-lying on the hospital bed, bowing her head and pounding a large number of mountaineering ropes, her hand movements were intermittent, and there were words in her mouth, "How did that grapevine knot come about? What is the middle knot? How did you get the knot that went down the mountain?"

Seeing this, Jiang Zimu pursed his lips and wanted to laugh a little, coughed lowly, leaned forward, walked slowly to the edge of the bed, put the fruit basket on the table, and asked silently with his eyes.

In less than a minute, the knots are completed in order.

Jiang Zimu clapped his hands, and was about to speak, when he heard the young lady pout, and muttered: "Slow down, you slow down first, I haven't seen it clearly." ”

"Oh, oh. ”

Jiang Zimu was not annoyed, opened the knot, slowed down, and demonstrated and practiced over and over again.

"Hey~~~" The young lady watched it more than 30 times, and finally grabbed her hair irritably and slammed it on the pillow, "It's said that being pregnant is stupid for three years, and it's true!"

As soon as the words fell, she got up suddenly, looked at Jiang Zimu, and then at the big fruit basket, grinning, and spoke as fast as Gatling.

"Girl, you came here after reading my post, right?"

"I didn't expect so many people to come! What I didn't expect was that they didn't come empty-handed! The most unexpected thing was that they were still among the same people!"

"Forehead......" Jiang Zimu looked at the climbing rope on the bed, took a small step back, and said a sentence in his heart, feeling a little bored, and said, "Little sister, have you just given birth?"

"What young lady, how old are you, girl?"

“24。 ”

"I'm six years older than you. ”

"The handsome ones are all young sisters, and the cute ones are all little brothers. What's more, you don't look like your actual age at all. Jiang Zimu responded with a dog's leg, and the smile on his face was extremely bright. "Hello sister, my name is Amu. ”

"My name is Ji Hua. ”

"Sister Hua. Jiang Zimu blinked his bulging kitten eyes, thinking that he had come, and he had to ask clearly, "That...... I'm not going to beat around the bush. I'm really... There is a real and great need for a ticket the day after tomorrow. ”

Ji Hua pondered for a moment, the corners of his lips raised slightly, and he turned neatly to open the bedside drawer, "Oh, take it." ”

Huh?

Jiang Zimu took the ticket suspiciously, pursed his lips, and said softly: "Sister Hua, look at how much money I give you...... What's more appropriate?"

Ji Hua Chong Fruit Basket Nunu mouthed, "Didn't you give?"

Jiang Zimu's lips opened slightly, and before he could say anything, he heard Ji Hua start pouring beans into a bamboo tube like a machine gun again.

"Do you know why I put such a post on the Internet?"

Jiang Zimu shook his head.

"From my post this morning until now, you're the fourth group of people to show up here. ”

"The first one to come was a little boy, not very old, but with a scheming face, I tried him a few words, and I knew that he wanted to be a second-hand dealer to make the difference. ”

"The second one is also a little girl, and she has a bitter and hateful face when she sees me. I deliberately talked to her about a few words, and she was immediately impatient, shouting that she was deceived, and wanted to leave a message below the post to expose me. I dare to love her, I have to offer her like a bodhisattva, dare to love me didn't pinch the ticket and kneel at the door three times and knock before the eldest lady went down to earth, it is a capital crime!"

"As for the ones coming in front of you, there are two almost identical Internet celebrity faces. When he came up, he threw me a bunch of hairy grandfathers, and he kept saying that he was not bad for money. ”

"Cut~ They're not bad, isn't the old lady bad?"

Jiang Zimu laughed dryly, scratched his head, and asked embarrassedly: "Sister Hua, your ticket has changed hands, and it is stricter than martial arts masters to accept apprentices." ”

Ji Hua frowned slightly, slowly leaned back, and waited until he adjusted to a more comfortable posture before he sighed and slowed down his speech.

"I said earlier, this thing looks at the edge of the eye. As soon as you enter the door, I see you and like it. ”

"I didn't just change hands with this ticket. First, if you do the right thing, it means that you are not stupid, second, you are really willing to come to the hospital to see me, which shows that there is still trust between people, and secondly, you can think of bringing a fruit basket, which shows that you are a gentle and sensible girl. ”

"The point is, your knots are well knotted. Ji Hua's eyes were crowded together, and although he laughed crow's feet, he also laughed at the innocence of the girl.

Jiang Zimu looked at the other party's heartless face, and then thought about Ji Hua's words just now, and suddenly felt that if he could live like this in his forties, it was transparent and simple, and his wisdom was not a philistine, what a happy thing it was.

"Amu, do you go outdoors or play indoors? Which rock gym do you usually go to?

Jiang Zimu covered his mouth, gently moved the chair to the head of the bed, his butt fell, and his words were full and big, "Next time I make an appointment, I will definitely call you." ”

"Great!" Ji Hua was so excited that he almost jumped up from the bed, and his movement was so big that he caused a dense pain around the knife edge.

"Sister Hua, it's not ...... Are you alright?" Jiang Zimu sighed, and finally remembered that the other party was a novice mother.

Ji Hua's facial features were huddled together, hissing and panting, and after a long time, he waved his hand.

"It's all to blame on those two villains! I came out three weeks early! If they weren't so disobedient and forced me to unload the goods early, where would I need to change tickets?"

"Yo, it's still twins!Congratulations!" Jiang Zimu hugged his fists, and his tone was full of anger. "You are a double happiness and a lucky star, no matter how many people ask for luck! ”

Ji Hua nodded helplessly, feeling a little more comfortable. glanced at Jiang Zimu, and said helplessly: "By the way, remember to log in according to the URL on the ticket when you go home and modify your personal mobile phone information." ”

"Clams, do you have to submit your mobile phone number to listen to a concert?" "The few ticket sellers I contacted before didn't even mention it. ”

Not to mention scalpers, I haven't even mentioned Gu Suixin. Could it be that I, a hillbilly who has just entered the city, have not seen much of the world, so I am making too much fuss?

"This information is detailed on the paper ticket. ”

Jiang Zimu nodded, and went through the front and back of the ticket in his hand completely.

"The official explanation is that this is a new security measure in response to the previous black powder attack. One person, one number, two hours before the start of the concert to send the QR code to the audience's mobile phone, this verification information is encrypted, does not support forwarding, if the audience wants to enter, you need to show the original information of the QR code and the paper ticket at the same time, and the photo screenshots will be turned away. ”

"Tall!" Jiang Zimu clapped his hands without hesitation, and shouted hello to Gu Suixin in his heart.

"So this time, for those scalpers who want to empty their gloves and white wolves, I'm afraid it's extremely difficult. ”

Ji Hua raised his eyebrows, and his face could not hide his loss, "By the way, submitting the number can also be used in the concert interactive link for lottery and live connection." ”

"Hey...... The first game of the Asian tour of dates, when I had a caesarean section the night before yesterday, all I was thinking about was the Mary Sue plot of being drawn on stage to dance with dates~~~"

"Ahem, ahem...... And also... Above...... Is it possible to go on stage?" As soon as he heard this, Jiang Zimu's shoulders shook inexplicably, and an ominous premonition wrapped the whole person tightly from head to toe.

That's what the website where the mobile phone number is registered says so. Because it was the first session, there were a lot of special sessions. ”

Ji Hua twisted his face, and the more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became. Before he could open his mouth, he heard the door open. Jiang Zimu hurriedly turned around and saw a tall and elegant middle-aged man walking in with a thermos box.

"Wow wow~~~ Husband, blame you! blame you!"

Yu Qianjun has become accustomed to complaining about his wife's coquettishness, since he was born prematurely the night before, because he could not participate in Xiao Lizao's concert as planned, Ji Hua has been reading tens of thousands of times day and night.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's all my fault. ”

Yu Qianjun's eyes swept over Jiang Zimu and nodded at her calmly.

"Then you say, what is wrong with you?"

However, for Yu Qianjun, a professor at Nanshi Medical University, hehe, Mo Fang, small scenes, get used to it.

Pushing the gold-wire glasses, Yu Qianjun's face did not change, "The fault is that you should not be an elderly mother, the fault is that you should not be pregnant with twins, the fault is that you should not be given birth prematurely, and the fault is that you can't meet your desire to participate in a live concert." ”

Ji Hua listened to Yu Qianjun's calm and warm words, biting his lip and not saying a word for a long time. Just when Jiang Zimu thought that she was going to be depressed after giving birth in the next second, Ji Hua sighed unusually, pouted and smiled, and said, "Where is your fault? ”

As soon as the words fell, Ji Hua leaned over and patted the back of Jiang Zimu's hand, and began to talk to himself, "Amu, if your number is drawn by dates, don't let me know." Otherwise, I will vomit three liters of blood and regret the ghosting. ”

"You say that there is such a thing as a lottery, why is there such a high degree of uncertainty?"

"If someone packs a ticket, I can be drawn the day after tomorrow, let alone premature birth, I can rely on my strong willpower to suffocate my two dolls into Nezha!"

Burst~~~