The two children's unnutritious mouths fought with each other for ten minutes, seeing that the dirty talk progress bar and the mobile phone battery couldn't hold up, under the constant urging of Gu Suixin, Xiao Da Idol was finally ready to get up, put on makeup, and work hard for the tense shooting of the new day.

Before leaving, he seemed to suddenly remember something, and he said coldly.

"Hey, Goddess, why did you go to your girlfriend's house again?"

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, it was not easy to dissipate his anger.

"Willingly, how to drop. ”

"My best friend has a two-day birthday, I'm here to celebrate her, do you have an opinion about it?"

"Oh, birthday, that's good. ”

Xiao Da Idol squinted his eyes, made a dumb dog smile, snapped his fingers rhythmically, and suddenly sang a birthday song.

Not to mention the promotion key, he also improvised a gorgeous transposition, and sang the only four words with a sense of stage and luxury.

Jiang Zimu took a look, and hurriedly pulled Ding Ding Ding onto the sofa and asked her to sit in front of the camera.

With a hand raised, polite and pretending to be detached.

"Yes, yes, idols, fans, you two chat, I won't bother much, and I'll retire first. ”

Ding Dingding subconsciously waved his hand, glanced at the screen embarrassedly, listened to the singing of his idol, and then looked at the cute and handsome face in front of him, and said in his heart, how can anyone have both the appearance of an angel and a natural voice?

Yo Roar~~~ The idol appeared in person and sent a birthday message. No, I'm so excited that my heart fails.

After Xiao Da Idol finished singing, it was not enough, and he raised his arms above his head and compared to Hart.

"Good luck to my fans, and ......good luck to you"

Xiao Li glanced at Jiang Zimu, who only had one ear left in the mirror, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "I also wish you, the goddess, to regain your long-lost kindness and intelligence, return to blood as soon as possible, and enter a well-off life!"

"!"

Jiang Zimu grabbed the phone viciously and clicked it, the piercing hahaha finally stopped abruptly, and the roots of his ears were quiet.

At this time, Ding Dingding was still sitting on the sofa in a daze, his eyes were looking straight ahead, and the corners of his mouth were involuntarily upturned.

One minute, loss of speech.

"Hey, hey, sister, almost. ”

Jiang Zimu stepped forward and gently pushed Ding Dingding's back.

"Why don't I sing you a song, and in half a minute, I will take away your soul?"

"If you really want to hear it, on your birthday, I'll sing it to you for an hour so that you can listen to it to your heart's content. ”

Ding Ding shook his body, and immediately came back to his senses, feeling that the sentence just now should be the most terrifying ghost story he has heard in the past six months.

"Forget it. ”

"Even if you're tuned, the F1 cars can't catch up with you. It's still an hour, and if you only sing two lines, my three souls and seven souls will cry and run away from home. ”

"Cut~~~"

Jiang Zimu pouted, muttering secretly that there is no humanity, no humanity, for the sake of his idol, he stepped his sister of twenty years into the dust. Now the sisterhood is also plastic.

"Jiang Jiang, how do I think, dates are very different today. It's cute and lovely.,The style of painting has changed abruptly.。 ”

"Moreover, it's too intimate to be in such a hurry to do fan service. ”

Hehe.

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, and more than a dozen of them were displayed in one night, which was difficult and not the same.

"Do you think your idol is very kind and happy today?"

Ding Ding Ding nodded, "Why do you say?"

Hey.

I'm asking knowingly - the reason why this is so, of course, is because of your Jiang Zimu's face. From this point of view, it is too early to set a pessimistic tone for the run-in road of these two children.

It's a pity that Jiang Zimu's thinking is completely another direction.

"Why else? Isn't it because I heard that I was cheated out of 5,000 yuan? ”

The old lady finally made a fool once, but this husky who has been making fools all the time is very happy.

"He is the best at gloating, and he is the first to fall into the well. ”

Ding Ding Ding sighed helplessly, "Oh, don't bully him." ”

Moragu?

Jiang Zimu turned around dramatically, leaving only a weak and helpless back for his girlfriend. While banging his head against the wall, he dubbed his own "bang".

"Sister, I'm the one who lost the money! I was the one who was ridiculed by your idol's 360-degree circle!"

"Can we be more rational, fairer, and say something human?"

Suddenly, Jiang Zimu stopped "self-harm", turned around, pinched his waist, and gave Ding Ding Ding a thumbs up.

"No, Ding Ding, I think I have to thank you - at least, you didn't help your idol scare me on the phone just now, at least, you didn't support your idol when he scolded me. ”

Well, what kind of bicycle do you want, you can do this, it's already a real old iron.

Ding Ding Ding smiled "poof", lowered his head, pinched his round face, and waited for the red tide to slowly subside.

After collecting the exclusive birthday wishes given to him by his idol, he patted his chest, glanced at Jiang Zimu, and diverted the topic.

"Jiang Jiang, you said, because of the lemon thing, will the jujube think you...... It's a little cold-blooded, isn't it?"

"What does he think?" Jiang Zimu shrugged and wrote an embarrassing word on his face, "How old is he?" he can feel whatever he likes, and I won't lose a piece of meat." ”

"Hey, I can't say that, it's been misunderstood, how bad. ”

"You're not like that, are you?"

"No, no, no. Needless to explain, I'm really a cold-blooded animal, and I catch the same breed with the four famous people in my family. ”

Ding Dingding turned sideways, knelt on the sofa, reached out and grabbed Jiang Zimu's hand, and dragged her back to the edge of the sofa.

didn't say much, just the big hand holding the small hand swaying.

Ding Dingding actually understands that from childhood to adulthood, Jiang Zimu has been a child with a quasi-idea, she has set principles for herself and everyone, and strictly adheres to them. Everyone has only one chance - to seize and pass is "welcome to the world of Jiang Zimu"; to waste and miss is "two parallel lines that do not interfere with each other".

Lemons, which are wrong again and again, clearly belong to the latter.

Jiang Zimu looked at Ding Ding Ding and was silent for a long time, and he understood her thoughts in his heart, smiled slightly, and said with a big grin, "Your jujubes, you just like to play heroes too much." ”

Correct and relatively correct, the boundaries are unclear and vary from person to person.

Every valuable lesson for adults is learned from lessons learned. And the best way for adults to let go of themselves is not to get too involved in the life of another adult who has no intersection, under whatever name, for whatever purpose.

Well~~~

"Sure enough, it's that invincible and ignorant fool. ”

"Put on a pair of red underwear, and you want to punish evil and save the world!"

Jiang Zimu was stunned for a while, his eyes lowered, and he felt faintly uneasy, but he swallowed back the words that came to his mouth when he looked at Ding Dingding's smiling face, and turned to a silent silence.

"If the heart of the Virgin can be discounted, Mr. Buffett may have to rush to brunch with him. ”

Our Lady has her own green tea mill. The blind virgin and the green tea peacock meet, I'm afraid there will be a good show.

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, and said in his heart that if Mr. Xiao loses, that is, he will burn money repeatedly, and if Mr. Xiao wins, tsk, he may not be able to burn paper to anyone at that time.

Whatever, let Xiao Li do it as soon as possible.

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