152. God's Gift Is Delivered Free Today (6)
chatted with Gao Dashan with a match, and slowly moved to the front desk. Jiang Zimu held his mobile phone, and the probe of the chicken thief looked in the direction of the villa, and when he found nothing, he suddenly realized the feeling of "turning legs and stomachs" that Brother Zhao said before.
"Cut, it's not enough to scare me once, come again. ”
"The cheese hot dog fryer is gone. Buying that big guy from afar, have you asked the opinion of the hot dog?"
When Gao Dashan heard this, he seemed to understand a little, scratched his head, and stopped talking.
"Teacher Jiang......"
"Oh, what is it called, Mr. Jiang, Zimu is fine. ”
"Bh. ”
"Zimu, you don't have to worry too much. This present ......"
"It's hard to say anything else, but I can guarantee that it will definitely not be as exaggerated as last time!"
Hehe.
As soon as this matter is mentioned, not to mention the black line in Jiang Zimu's head, Gao Dashan, this professional tenth-level "butt-wiping" contestant who drove the big guy back to the villa from Jiang Zimu's house in a small truck with a group of brothers and brothers back in his flesh and blood, also remembers such a strange gift vividly.
"Last time, I really worked hard for you. Sorry hah. ”
Gao Dashan shook his head, "I'm embarrassed to cause you so much trouble." ”
The two were silent for a moment, and almost at the same time raised their heads, exchanged glances, and said in unison, "That incident, it shouldn't be our turn to be embarrassed, right?"
As soon as these words came out, Jiang Zimu snorted and laughed together with Gao Dashan.
Well, it's obvious that after the last time, the culprit not only failed to recognize his mistake, but didn't know how to restrain himself, and in order to accumulate experience points for gift-giving, he further planned a new event, and, right now, the thing is carrying out his long-planned evil plan at the crime scene.
Once he accepted this setting, Jiang Zimu had a bitter face, and wanted to cry without tears, at least in China, at most, that is, to add blockages to me, plus let people move in and out and transport them around;
Leave it to Sister Jiao, if it is known by being very arrogant, maybe she will lose her temper; if she doesn't keep it, in case it's a super big guy, how can I get back to Xiangcheng, and how much little money do I have to take it?
Sincerely, wait online for a low-cost way to receive gifts, urgently!
After a while, Jiao came over unhurriedly to talk.
"Wood, a god-like man, has moved to us now. ”
Jiang Zimu Shisheng has no love, "Well, thank you Sister Jiao for reminding me, in the past two days, I have decided to be a vegetarian, and I have to recite the scriptures a few more times." ”
This kind of twisting and turning, with a delicate and simple way of thinking, is naturally not easy to understand.
"Today, I saw him bring over a huge pink gift box. ”
"Huh?"
Now Jiang Zimu has a little spirit.
"That'...... Have you seen what's in there?"
"Naturally, I can't see it. "The lid is well covered." ”
"But it doesn't look too heavy. ”
Hmmm......
It's big, but it's light??? what would it be? It's something that can be cleared by customs.
Jiao saw Jiang Zimu frowning, I don't know why, I lowered my head softly, and I giggled.
"Sister Jiao, what's wrong?"
Jiao coughed and raised her hand to cover her mouth, but even so, the pink bubbles in her eyes were already overwhelming, and she couldn't cover them anymore. The man who controls this bubble machine naturally has to be Xiao Lizao, who is the only one with a beautiful face.
"No, it's just happy. ”
"Aren't you and Brother Wen happy every day?"
"This time I was happy, but it was different. This time, it was because I saw the gods descend to earth, and I could see it every day for the next few days. ”
Cut~~~
As soon as he heard this, Jiang Zimu pouted and waved his hand, yes, is it still the credit of our Xiao Da idol?
Jiao stretched out her hand and dusted off the hair that fell on her shoulders, and subconsciously smoothed the folds on her skirt, feeling beautiful in her heart.
"Handsome guy, it's like the breeze, it's the sunshine, it's the glutinous rice that makes your tongue addicted, and it's the cute ladybug that climbs on the blades of grass and drinks water when the rain is over and the sky is clear. ”
Obediently, Xiao Lizao's appearance can make many people consciously and voluntarily take the Master of Arts examination, and how many romantic kings of poetry can appear in the world poetry circle.
"Earlier, I also saw experts say that watching a handsome guy for ten minutes is equivalent to doing half an hour of aerobic exercise, and if you see a handsome guy every day, you can reduce heart disease and prolong your life expectancy by an average of four to five years!"
"Handsome guy, it's medicine!"
"It is a medicine that cures all diseases, can also make people feel comfortable physically and mentally, and prolong life!"
Jiao paused, looked at Jiang Zimu, and then said, "Mu, what a happy thing it is for you to have such a friend." ”
"Hehe," Jiang Zimu waved his hand, and his expression was stuck into ppt, "I'm sturdy, there's nothing wrong with me, I don't need to take medicine." ”
"Besides, there is a proverb in China - medicine is poisonous!"
Xiao Lizao's goods are bitter and poisonous.
Without waiting for Jiao to respond again, Jiang Zimu's phone finally rang.
"Big brother, can I go back to my room?"
"Come here. I've left the door card in a flower pot by the steps, so you can take it yourself. ”
"Yes, yes. ”
Jiang Zimu showed the courage to move forward, and felt that the worst result was that he was so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh again, well, it wouldn't be worse.
"No matter what the surprise is, in short, thank you for thinking of me in your busy schedule. ”
Xiao Da Aidou on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and suddenly smiled, "Don't talk nonsense, come over quickly." ”
After saying hello to Sister Jiao, Jiang Zimu and Gao Dashan said goodnight to each other, and went back to their respective rooms.
Touching out the door card that Xiao Li had hidden earlier, Jiang Zimu sighed, took advantage of the night, reached out and lifted the fat wide-legged pants up, "Today's matter, avoid it today, there is no way to avoid it, the fairy cries." ”
"Walk you. ”
Stuffy head entered the house and manually turned on the lights upstairs and downstairs jiang zimu swept the first floor first an .
Pedal and trot, jump upstairs, huge room, and see through it at a glance.
Why is there wood?
Jiang Zimu muttered for a while, unscrewed the door of the bathroom, took a look, and then looked at the bedside table and a few blind spots behind the sofa, thinking that it was a huge gift box, slapped the door of his head, and finally rushed straight to the balcony.
Sure enough, a behemoth was hiding behind the hammock, silently watching Jiang Zimu's every move.
Yo~~~
The consignment fee is so big, phew, it's so sad!
Jiang Zimu swallowed, pulled open the chandelier on the balcony, took two steps back, and carefully looked at the objects in front of him.
The pale pure pink shell, tied with a light blue ribbon, is tied into a beautiful flower shape. As soon as you see it, it's a combination full of girlish hearts.
As for the size, Sister Jiao is right, the box height is near Jiang Zimu's thigh, and as for the length and width, there is at least one arm. This size, for four children, is probably more than enough.
Hmmm...... If only an empty box had been shipped before, it would not have sunk anywhere.
As soon as the thought turned, Jiang Zimu was stunned, shouldn't it?
"Hey~~~"
"Xiao Lizao, don't do such old-fashioned tricks, hide in the box and scare me. ”
While raising his voice and shouting, Jiang Zimu stepped back again.
"It's not romantic or fun at all. ”
"And let me tell you, if you want to scare me by suddenly rushing out the moment I open the lid, I will be frightened and knock out two of your front teeth with one punch. ”
After saying that, I waited for a long time, but there was no movement in the box.
Jiang Zimu tried to call Xiao Lizao's phone, but it rang for a long time, but no one answered, but it was certain that there was no sound of any bell ringing in the box.
Jiang Zimu pursed his lips and put his phone in his pocket, still not very confident.
"Xiao Lizao, this is the second floor, the railing is not high. ”
"I warned you, if you don't commit a crime against the wind, I accidentally kick you downstairs, fall half paralyzed, the police will count me as legitimate defense, and judge you to blame. ”
As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu suddenly laughed, clapped his hands, and continued to cheat.
"Don't hide it, the back of this box is cracked, and I can see you through the cracks, okay?"
Hello, Xiao Lizao, the person you called, I'm afraid he is really not in the service area.
"I'll tell you, I've got the fruit knife over now, if you don't squeak again, I'll get the white knife in and the red knife out!"
Intimidation actually didn't work.
Jiang Zimu licked his lips and was stunned for a moment. After that, his mouth crackled, and he muttered in a low voice, "You are already a mature package, can you unpack yourself" and the like.
While chattering, he tied his hair and squatted down on the spot, and then, cautiously tentatively, stretched one leg over.
A little on his toes touched the box, and he immediately snapped twice, and after getting no response, Jiang Zimu puffed up and used his strength vigorously.
Well, the box was pushed out a few centimeters.
"If Xiao Li had been inside, it would definitely not be so light. ”
At this moment, Jiang Zimu's heart finally let go.
As long as it's not arrogant, no matter who it is, or what suspicious creature is inside, if it suddenly flashes in a moment, I have the confidence to knock him directly to the ground, so that he knows why the flowers are so red.
Just do it.
Jiang Zimu leaned closer, pulled the ribbon, closed his eyes and lifted the lid of the box, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he fell into deep thought.
"Hey~~~"
"These ...... What a surprise!"
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