"Fuck you, don't look at the road in the aisle!"

It's obviously a narcissistic man who hit someone.

But when he was angry, he took the lead in scolding.

And that's not all.

Seeing that the person who was hit was not very well dressed.

The narcissistic man also kicked him hard.

"Fuck your uncle, dress like a ghost, don't come out to be scary, I'll see you and beat you once in the future!"

The narcissistic man vents all his anger on this person.

"Phew!"

When I finally left.

And unceremoniously spat at the foam.

He had no idea who he had offended.

After the narcissistic man leaves.

The man looked up at the sky with a little wistfulness.

Shaking his head with emotion.

"Why bother, why bother, why force me to do it?

I've decided to wash my hands, but it's not forcing me to go out of the mountains.

In that case, I can't be blamed!"

After speaking.

This man quietly followed the narcissistic man.

If you are constantly online.

You can definitely recognize this person.

This person is none other than Zhou Vala.

The man standing on top of the battery!

Known as the king of batteries [Zhou Er D Vala].

He is also the founder of the Stealing Gate.

Battery fans call him [Stealing Guevara]!

once became popular on the Internet with the sentence "It is impossible to work part-time, it is impossible to work in this life".

and even become the spiritual leader of countless people.

Today happens to be the day he gets out of prison.

The Internet is boiling with speculation.

But he avoided everyone and quietly left.

After five years in prison, now he just wants to live well.

Who's going to think about it......

The narcissistic man's unreasonableness once again aroused his desire to steal the battery.

Zhou is not a thing in the pool, a battery change dragon!

Quietly keep up.

Zhou soon saw the narcissistic man's mount.

A brand new battery car!

That's right!

The narcissistic man rides a battery bike, not even a small four-wheeler.

Otherwise, I wouldn't want to eat soft rice in a restaurant.

Being able to spend in a high-end western restaurant has already cost him more than half a month's salary.

It's not gluttonous.

Instead, I hope that in a high-end place like a western restaurant, I can meet some lonely single women, so as to take the opportunity to hook up.

In order to eat soft rice, you must pay blood!

The narcissistic man wanted to ride the battery bike and leave.

But the more I think about it, the more angry I get.

Endure for a while, calm and calm.

Take a step back, and the more you think about it, the more angry you become.

I can't bear it!

The eyes of the thief swirled.

Prepare to think of a good idea to rectify Wang Zhichu and Li Chun'er.

Suddenly.

Something comes to mind.

The corners of the mouth are hooked.

Leave with a fart.

His departure just gave Zhou Vala a chance.

With excellent technology and professional methods.

Three under five divided by two.

Steal the narcissistic man's battery.

God left without noticing.

Brush off the clothes and go to the bottle!

This is the king of batteries!

At the top of the green mountain, between the bottle thieves, there is a day with me Zhou.

One step of theft, one step of another.

Ten steps to steal a car, thousands of miles without leaving a bottle.

If the bottle of the secret realm on both sides of the strait is missing, it must be summoned on Monday.

On the day Zhou was released from prison, because of a little friction, the annual drama "Today's Bottle" was staged again!

......

When Wang Zhichu and Li Chun'er walked out of the Mocha West Restaurant.

I just saw a narcissistic man riding a battery car ready to rush towards him.

He also had a mineral water bottle in his hand.

There was no one in the water bottle.

Rather, it is a light yellow liquid.

From the disgusted expression of the narcissistic man, you can see what is in the bottle.

saw Wang Zhichu and Li Chun'er coming to the road.

The narcissistic man laughed.

"Dogs and men, drink pee, you guys!"

After speaking.

Narcissistic man turns on the battery car with a key. Hassle-free

It's about to rush.

His idea was simple.

In fact, he was riding a battery car, and when he passed Wang Zhichu and Li Chun'er quickly, he splashed the liquid in the water bottle on the two of them.

In the end, the revenge will be avenged, and it will be gone!

However......

As soon as the battery car started.

Bang!

Not only can't I act.

He popped and fell to the ground.

It doesn't matter.

The point is that the narcissistic man immediately followed and fell to the ground.

The bottle in his hand swayed.

The pale yellow liquid inside is sprayed just right.

Squirted a narcissistic man in the face.

Some even got into their mouths.

"Hastily!! which one stole Lao Tzu's battery with a thousand knives?"

"I'm tired of living, dare to be so good!"

"Ahh

The narcissistic man was furious.

Constantly roaring in the sky.

He also clasped his mouth with his hand.

In this way, try to spit out all the yellow liquid that has entered the stomach.

But he didn't realize that his hands were also dripping with some yellow liquid.

At the time of buttoning the mouth.

In fact, it's feeding yourself!

Not far away.

Wang Zhichu and Li Chun'er happened to see this scene.

I couldn't close my mouth when I smiled.

Wang Zhizhi also stepped forward.

Take the opportunity to taunt.

"Oh, buddy, work in the acrobatic troupe, right? What's the name of this trick? Ride your beloved battery-free battery car and feed yourself urine?

If you don't want to work in the acrobatic troupe, I'll introduce you to a new job.

Go to a mental hospital, you can be researched!"

Wang Zhichu has long wanted to rectify narcissistic men.

Unexpectedly, he himself made himself tidy.

It's really a response to that sentence: People are crazy, and they have their own harvest!

"Hasty, hasty!"

The heart of narcissistic manhood is about to burst.

Hurry up and get up.

and pounced on the king's beginning.

He wanted to spread the yellow liquid on his body to Wang Zhichu.

Can......

Probably unlucky.

Accidentally.

Tripping over the battery car under your feet.

This stumbling block.

Between his legs, he was hit by the mirror of the battery car.

The mirror was knocked crooked.

And the object between the legs was also damaged.

Just now, I kept talking about grass.

Now it's completely unruly.

Don't be too crazy.

Madness will be reported in the world.

The narcissistic man is a living example.

The king didn't do anything at the beginning.

He was all made up.

That's how the protagonist's aura is in place!

......

Separated from Li Chun'er.

Wang Zhizhi returned to the county king's mansion.

Originally, in view of Li Chun'er's performance in the Western restaurant just now, Wang Zhichu wanted to accompany her more.

But suddenly a call came from her home.

She must be allowed to go back as soon as possible.

That's it.

After a brief reunion, the two separated.

Just returned to the county king's mansion.

Wang Zhizhi was enjoying the scenery of the palace.

Jessica appeared unnoticed.

"Boss, we're asking!"

"The cat last night?"

"That's right!"

Jessica nodded and explained, "It was the seventh of the eighteen Vajra, the 'poisonous scorpion', who asked.

He is not ranked among the Eighteen King Kongs in terms of melee combat ability or long-range firearm skills, but he is notoriously ruthless!

In particular, it will rectify people, interrogate people, and include moving sentences!

We wasted all our strength last night, and we couldn't even ask.

As a result, it took less than two hours for the poisonous scorpion to ask a clear question.

That guy has also given everything that should be explained!"

"Tell me about it. ”

Wang Zhichu found a chair.

Sit down gently.

Prepare to eat melons.