Chapter 510: Why is it always yourself who gets hurt

"Huh!"

Xu Xia smiled unconvinced, how can he be controlled by a woman, this time it doesn't count, it was Shen Wanling's sneak attack!

Cook first, and then think about other problems after you have eaten and held on!

Twist the live camera back.

"Brother Xia, did something indescribable happen just now?"

"Tut-tut, I seem to have seen Xiaoling's big beauty, this time it's a reward for you, what a reward, it's a good job, full of ambiguity, Brother Xia, give me an explanation." ”

"You are too dirty, in broad daylight, and the time is only a minute, are you despising my Xia Ge'er's ability! Be careful of being blocked by Xia Ge'er!"

"Hahaha...... Despise Xia Ge'er to make people happy. ”

"Brother Xia is cooking, don't talk nonsense, Brother Xia is not a real scumbag, he just deliberately acted like this in the camera. ”

"Well, I also firmly believe it, otherwise I won't believe it, how can those young ladies who appeared in the camera be willing to share Brother Xia together, and Brother Xia's body can't bear it. ”

"Brother Xia, don't be black, explain a few words, we all believe that you are covering up. ”

“......”

Xu Xia suddenly wanted to twist the camera away again, these bastard guys, it's too bad.

If you don't make fun of him, can't you breathe the air freely?

"Huh!"

The corners of his mouth twitched out two words, Xu Xia felt that he had to be calm, he had to cook well, there were so many fans, he was alone, and there must be only one result when he went back, lose!

Then don't bring shame on yourself.

An hour later, a pot of fragrant wild boar stewed chickens was cooked, and Xu Xia used the soup to cook a new vegetable soup, which was served to the same feast as yesterday for Flender.

"Eat. ”

Xu Xia shouted.

"Mmmm, it's so fragrant, Brother Xia, your craftsmanship is really amazing, even if I haven't eaten it yet, I know that the taste must be super good!"

Shen Wanling's eyes lit up.

As a normal Shenzhou person, as long as you are not the kind of person who is particularly hypocritical, when you see delicious food, you will care more about the aroma and taste of the food, as for the appearance, it is secondary.

"Average!"

Xu Xia said lightly, picked up the bowl and started eating.

After a while, Xu Xia finished eating the rice in his bowl and the amount of meat in the pot.

That's how men should eat, fast and ruthless, not chewing and swallowing slowly.

Of course, this is also Xu Xia is used to eating his own food, and he is used to such deliciousness, and if he is someone else, he will definitely be somewhat reluctant.

Good food always makes people longing for it.

After a while, Shen Wanling also finished eating, she stroked her bulging belly, and hiccups very unladylikely.

"It's so delicious! Brother Xia, I really want to stay with you every day and eat these delicious foods every day. ”

Shen Wanling said with a look of enjoyment, and then said with annoyance:

"But what if you eat so much all day long and grow into a big fat man?"

She looked at Xu Xia pitifully, and said:

"Brother Xia, I've become fat, will you still like me?"

"Uh......"

Xu Xia has a toothache, how did the logical line of this horse collapse to this position.

This question, whether to send a proposition or a sub-question, has to be answered by a good student.

Xu Xia Zhengse said:

"Xiaoling, what do you want to do so much, there are not so many things. ”

"No! you have to answer my question head-on!"

Shen Wanling snorted.

"Like, can't you like it?"

"No, you're too perfunctory! I see, you just want to feed me a big fat man and kick me away!

Xu Xia was shocked, this logic is amazing, and the 180-degree turn is not so big!

Why does it have anything to do with him trying to kick her flying?

"Xiaoling, are you eating too much?"

Xu Xia asked with wide eyes.

Shen Wanling glanced at Xu Xia and said even more aggrievedly:

"I know, stinky man, none of them are good things, no wonder your cooking skills are so good, it was premeditated!"

Xu Xia's toothache is a real toothache, and reasoning with a woman is not happy with yourself.

So, Xu Xia decisively turned on the salted fish mode, turned around with his mobile phone and walked to another place, you eat so much, you feel like standing up and chasing me!

Seeing this, Shen Wanling was about to get up, but, as Xu Xia expected, she really ate too much, and she didn't even dare to make a slightly bigger move.

"Xu Xia, you bastard! You must be sleeping on purpose!"

Shen Wanling was indignant, so she could only sit pitifully and look at Xu Xia who was walking away.

In the live broadcast room, the whole process was broadcast live.

Xu Xia really regretted it, he knew that it would be like this, so he temporarily turned off the live broadcast, the lake just now, the fans will definitely complain about him again.

glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and sure enough, it was like that.

"Hahaha, the second young man is much happier, Xiaolingmei's paper is so cute, man, none of them are good things, I think so!"

"It's like you don't need a man in your life, hehe, woman!"

"Hehe, man!"

"Stop, let's discuss Brother Xia'er's pit personnel together, Xiao Lingmei's paper is so miserable, I feel distressed that I was fed so many meals by Brother Xia. ”

"I feel even more sorry for Brother Xia, I also want to be the one who is supported! 100,000 yuan a meal, you can earn it when you eat it!"

"Suddenly, I had a hunch that anyone who went to eat at Brother Xia'er's place in the future would have to stay in place for a few hours after eating.

So the question is, if I want to go to the toilet during this period, what should I do with the large and small size?"

"The cabinet is well thought out, and I deserve to be a role model, and I am admired below! This is a problem!"

"Poof, it seems that when I go to Brother Xia'er's house to eat in the future, I will have to bring my own bedpan and urinal. ”

"Horse-riding, can you not be so disgusting!"

“......”

Xu Xia covered his face, this group of people is enough, how can the more you talk about it, the more indescribable it becomes?

"If you don't stop first, I have something that is not worth saying and should not be said. ”

Xu Xia said.

"Speak, what should not be said. ”

"Change the topic, for example, the scenery of my Datang Village, for example, the outstanding people of my Datang Village, don't say that the girls in my Datang Village are like flowers......"

"Aha, Brother Xia, you can't find anything to say, forget it, we won't tease you anymore, why don't you show us a talent, such as splitting?"

"This talent is good, Brother Xia has seen you, the performance is good, we will give you a small gift." ”

The corners of Xu Xia's mouth twitched, he didn't know how many times he twitched the corners of his mouth today, why was it always himself who was injured, was it because he was too handsome?

Do you want to take a trip to the country of sticks and make yourself ugly?