555 Learn from your predecessors
In the suburbs, in the mobile zoo of Brother Lu.
I sat cross-legged with him under a crooked neck tree, he held his mobile phone to play "Glory of Kings", I sat next to him boredly and muttered: "Big brother, can you take out a little bit of hospitality, you said that I have come a few times, which time you are either picking your feet or playing games, can we make some tea and chat?"
"You're a chicken feather, let's fix those fictitious things, don't you seem to be raw, and besides, I don't have any tea here." Brother Lu glanced at it obliquely, and then shouted in a loud voice: "Eh, fuck Nima, Li Bai, you are a primary school student, rob your grandmother's whistle head."
I waved my hand at him and said, "Gotcha, you play, I'm flashing." ”
As soon as I stood up, I saw the big fat man who had helped me impersonate Jiang Lin before, holding a "coo" pheasant and barking out of the fence marked "Peacock House", and shouted angrily to Brother Luong: "Lure the old thief, is this chicken stewed or braised in a braised position?"
"Let's stir it up. Brother Lu drooped his head and said, "You look at it yourself, don't bother me, Lao Tzu will pretend to be distracted immediately." ”
"Fat brother is good. I greeted him with a smile, the last time he and Wang Xing scared Sun Mark directly to kneel, I still remember it vividly.
The fat man lifted the lively pheasant in his hand and smiled: "Xiao Langlang is here, don't leave at noon, just eat here together." ”
I scratched the back of my head and asked funny, "What's the matter, the zoo is not open?" ”
In the zoo of the pit man, apart from the wolf I saw before, the most valuable thing seems to be the struggling pheasant in the fat man's hand.
"Well, the old thief said that he would turn over the ground in a few days, plant some grass, raise some flowers or something, and directly change it into a botanical garden. The fat man nodded his head with a ruddy face, turned around and walked towards a simple room: "Don't go along, drink some at noon." ”
I climbed up the pole and made an OK gesture and said, "Eh, okay, what do you need me to do not fat brother?"
The fat man waved his hand: "You can just stay, I don't like others to make a mess from the side when I cook." ”
"Your kid's face is so big, you can't even hear what kind words are. Brother Lu pouted and glanced at me and muttered: "It's okay to eat and drink, don't ask me for something to do with the whole sentence, you are an unlucky master I heard that last time you lent Wang Xing and the fat man to you, and I was counted for almost half the night." ”
I patted my chest and promised: "Don't worry, there's nothing, I just miss you, by the way, Lin Kun will come over at noon?"
"He's a fart, he doesn't know how to run to the hill in Myanmar now. Brother Lu drooped his eyelids, then turned his head to look at me and scolded: "Little dog basket, if you talk to me again, believe it or not, I will break your front teeth." ”
"No, no.." I sneered and shrunk my neck and said, "Brother Temptation, you put down your phone first, I'll talk to you about something more interesting than pretending, okay?"
Brother Lu picked up a cigarette and muttered: "Except for banknotes and girls, nothing else is to be discussed." ”
I secretly said in my heart, "I am not ashamed", and squeezed out a sneer: "After eating, let's fly away together." ”
Before I finished speaking, Brother Lu directly "snapped" the phone on the ground, and scolded hatefully: "The king of pesticides, ruin my youth, delay me and my brother to talk about feelings, what do you want to talk about, good brother?"
"Uh.." I was a little surprised to tempt my brother's acting skills, rubbed my palms dryly and said: "Brother, you are deeper than me, and I don't know how many times richer than me when you see people." ”