"Did I say it's wrong to smile at a customer?"

"What I'm saying is, it's okay to laugh, but you can't laugh too fakely. ”

"In order to get me to buy something, all kinds of praise without a bottom line, kiss y ass, this kind of behavior, itself is very low. ”

"Oh. ”

Jiang Zimu nodded in agreement, raised his little face, and led the topic away with a weight.

I have to admit that Ms. Mei's perception of herself is still very accurate. ”

"You also know that you can't afford to be a 'beauty' from others, right?"

Mei was stunned, the corners of her mouth trembled, and she responded, "What, do you think you are beautiful?"

Without waiting for Jiang Zimu to speak, Mei threw her fork on the dinner plate, pinching her waist and preparing to seize the opportunity.

"Wood, to tell you the truth, what about you, just have a small face and facial features, really...... Lackluster. ”

Mei deliberately ignored Jiang Zimu's body advantage, and only strained her eyes, ears, mouth and nose, which were not quite in perfect proportions.

"Definitely. ”

Jiang Zimu was not in a hurry, not only did he not have an angry expression at all, but he recognized it with a hippie smile.

"Actually, I also understand that the biggest advantage of my face is that I have self-knowledge - I know that my facial features are not good-looking, so I can only try to reduce the size of my cheeks as much as possible so as not to mess up the whole. ”

"In this way, I'm ugly, and it's not obvious that I'm ugly. ”

"It's not like you," Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, and finally began to fight back. "The face is so big, you can't hide the ugliness that should be covered, and you can't hide the clumsiness that should be hidden. ”

"Originally, if you don't make a sound, you can save some public resources, and if you continue to do it like this, I don't know how many people's eyes will be spicy. ”

"You...... Why do you call me ugly?"

"Everyone's aesthetic is different, okay?"

"I'm in the United States, and I don't know how many people I've heard praise me for being small, exquisite, charming, and recognizable!"

"You can judge my looks, why can't I say you?"

"Oh yes, you just said that you didn't want to hear the false feelings of the false big empty, I expressed my true thoughts bluntly, and you were annoyed and angry. ”

"I'm sorry, I just want to ask, you are like this, you can't just say it's okay, you can't say it's okay to turn a corner, you can't say it's beautiful, it's not okay to say that you're ugly, what do you want?

"Why am I finding fault? Obviously you took the initiative to come to me to trouble?"

Jiang Zimu raised his hand and began to be irritable.

"Come, teach you a hot word on the Chinese Internet, remember to take a small notebook and write down the clams. ”

"The first to flirt is cheap! The ignorant big mouth is the cheapest!"

"You say it's okay for the clerk to be flattering, but it's not okay to just talk about the Huaguo clerk. ”

"Why, you haven't bought anything anywhere else? If the salesperson doesn't want to make money from customers, it's called charity. ”

"Could it be that you have grown so big in your life with relief?"

"If I go shopping and see a salesperson who doesn't like to deal with people and doesn't give customers a good face, I will complain as soon as possible. ”

Also, according to your meaning, others must not be enthusiastic about you, you must be indifferent, others cannot take the initiative to talk to you, you must be noble and cold. ”

"It's not okay to praise you, you have to scold. Then why am you upset when I scold you?"

"I don't understand, isn't the nine-year compulsory education popularized around the world? It's 0202, and you're still saying such pointful things everywhere?"

"Let me ask you a question, are you finding fault with the emotions of the clerk, or are you picky about the skin color of the clerk?"

This sentence went straight to the point, making Mei and the circle of people behind her start to look unnatural.

Be direct, discriminate in a direct way, so that the way I beat people can also be direct.

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu didn't give Mei a chance to breathe at all, twisted his neck, and poked Mei's shield with Mei's spear.

"It's far away, let's go back to just now. ”

"You all admit that everyone has different aesthetics, so why do you think that the clerks who praise you in China are not sincere, and the praise you receive in the United States is not a rainbow fart with stinky feet?"

"I ...... My central idea is ......"

"In everything, you have to pay attention to the degree. The compliment is just right, it is called high emotional intelligence, and if you run too far like a Huaguo clerk, it is called a sycophant with no lower limit. ”

"Tsk," Mei propped her nostrils and looked contemptuous. "Don't you still have a common saying in Huaguo, what is too much? Why is it that the cultural essence of your ancestors has been passed on to your generation, and you can't even grasp the most basic sense of proportion?"

Jiang Zimu showed a mouthful of big white teeth, shook his head, and glanced behind him with his spare eyes.

"Dear, really. Hurry up and thank our ancestors for their teachings. ”

"I really want to put aside the sense of proportion, I'm afraid, now I won't waste even a word on you. I, even us," Jiang Zimu swept back again, flicking the sleeves of his wide sunscreen jacket, "I have already rushed up directly and killed you more than eight hundred times!"

This sentence, Jiang Zimu turned into Chinese, and as soon as he finished speaking, there were continuous whistles and applause behind him, and at the same time, several little girls like Xiao Xin shed tears of "not learning martial arts". It should be learned, so that when you are too lazy to scold, you can just go straight to a set of combination punches.

Mei rolled her eyes and snorted.

"In any case, at least in the United States, when I go shopping, no clerk dares to praise me for my youth because he is in a hurry to sell goods, and even takes the initiative to get close to me, asking me if I am only a teenager. ”

As soon as she finished saying this, Mei turned her head and looked left and right with her spare eyes, looking for support according to Jiang Zimu's appearance just now.

"My face, no matter how you look at it, is not underage. ”

"What's more, in our country, age is never an issue. ”

"No matter what kind of beauty it is, it will not be limited by age. ”

When the European and American team members heard the last sentence, they nodded in agreement.

Seeing this, Jiang Zimu didn't say anything, and first covered his mouth and laughed at the duck.

After laughing for nearly two minutes, Mei was confused, then he cleaned up his expression, took a long breath, and replied, "First of all, I have to admit that most countries in Asia do respect the aesthetic standard of 'tall, thin, white, and young', which is related to culture, but this standard will develop, improve, and will not remain the same." ”

Jiang Zimu continued to look Mei up and down, his eyes fell slightly, and he pursed his lips and smiled again.

"I have to say, Ms. Mei, you either have strong self-control ability, or you have weak understanding ability. ”

Jiang Zimu hugged his hand to his chest, and said solemnly, "After all, if I was so tactfully hinted by the clerk when I visited the underwear store, I might cry out sadly." ”

"Don't!"

Seeing that Mei's face was distorted and she opened her mouth to speak, Jiang Zimu raised his palm and immediately stopped.

"I understand you, and I respect your pride. ”

"Okay, then I'll tell a harmless lie. All of our stores in China use a unified language, and it is not only lingerie stores that respect customers so much and try not to embarrass customers. ”

"Oh, I'll take it back right now, and I'll change it to sell clothes, bags, shoes, and even snacks. ”

Hehe, who told you not to tell you what kind of store you visited at the beginning?

Jiang Zimu knew in his heart that the reason why he couldn't get to the details was just because the whole story was made up.

In an ethereal palace that does not exist in the first place, who can clearly see what kind of magnificent glass windows are used on the top floor?

As soon as these words were finished, the Huaguo team behind them laughed unabashedly, and the European and American girls behind Mei were also thoughtful, and the corners of their mouths turned up.

Well, the airport feels very unfriendly.

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