Chapter 173: Last Night, You Bury Me...
Soon, the two of them set up a fire on the beach, on which were roasted a few sea fish, a chicken that had been picked up from nowhere, and a few mud balls below, and the two of them sat there, watching the sunset.
It seems that everything is so beautiful.
But
Suddenly!
"Which thief who killed a thousand knives stole one of my chickens! Let me catch it, see how the old lady cleans you up!" A fierce peasant woman scolded and walked in the direction of Zi Han.
The peasant woman came out to look for chickens, but after searching around, she couldn't find them, so she thought that someone had stolen her chickens, and she became angry.
The nose is wrinkled, well, it smells good
Looking for the fragrance, she saw Zi Han and the two.
and roast chicken all the way on the fire rack
Feeling the gaze, Zi Han's buttocks moved, and he slipped to sit behind Yun Yiyan, as if he was hiding something.
"Okay! It turns out that you two thieves stole the old lady's chickens! Look at your human appearance, you are actually doing some things like stealing chickens and touching dogs! Go! Follow me to the yamen, let the county magistrate hope you are guilty!"
As she spoke, she was going to pull Zi Han, and for a good-looking and beautiful woman like Yun Yiyan, the eldest lady still couldn't bear it, so she grabbed Zi Han who was dressed in men's clothes
"Eh, this big lady, we didn't steal your chicken, we bought it with money!" Zi Han ducked back.
"You stinky boy, you dare to lie, then you say, where did you buy this chicken?"
Zi Han's eyes dodged: "I just bought it from a family, but I see that there seems to be no one in that house, so the money is hanging at the door, why don't you see it?"
"Money?" Then the peasant woman was angry!
"You stinky boy! You dare to mention this to me? The broken stones you hung in front of my mother's door are like money? You are a three-year-old child!"
As he spoke, he threw the spirit stone at Zi Han.
Zi Han twitched the corners of his mouth: "Auntie, this is a spirit stone that is much more valuable than gold coins, not a broken stone"
The eldest lady sneered: "You really think I am a child! This stone is more beautiful at best." Don't be my three-year-old child! I don't care, if you don't give me money today, just wait to go to the yamen!"
For this kind of mortal lady, Zi Han really doesn't know what to do, she can't beat and scold and can't scold
She looked at Yun Yiyan with some grievances to help me
Look at how helpless people look in their eyes
Vomiting Zihan felt a little disgusting himself
Yun Yiyan only stood aside at this, glanced at Zi Han, and then stretched out his hand.
"Smack!" the hand hit the peasant woman on the back of the neck. The peasant woman fainted.
Zi Han: "It's not good"
Yun Yiyan glanced at Zi Han and said lightly: "Then I'll wake her up and ask her to ask you for money." ”
With that, he was ready to step forward
"Eh, forget it. I really don't have that kind of gold coin," Zi Han dragged Yun Yiyan.
Soon, the two began to eat, and Zi Han also took out two bottles of wine, and the two drank each other.
"You don't eat fish?" Yun Yiyan frowned.
Zi Han shook his head. "I never eat fish. ”
"And you bake so much?"
"For you to eat. ”
Yun Yiyan pouted. Although I know that Zi Han is kind, there are too many fish to do with it
The main thing is that it is still unpalatable
And Zi Han didn't know that she actually hated eating fish
Quietly put down the fish, picked up the wine bottle and drank it directly, dispelling the fishy smell in his mouth.
This scene was seen by Zi Han, and she pouted: "I still hate my baking unpalatable"
"I didn't say it. ”
"But you showed it"
Yun Yiyan: ""
Zi Han muttered: "A woman like you who can't go to the hall or the kitchen will probably not be able to get married in this life." ”
"It's like you're married. Yun Yiyan looked sideways at Zi Han, with a little shift in his eyes.
Zi Han stroked her hair. His eyes suddenly became charming, and then he hooked Yun Yiyan's shoulders in a variety of ways. The voice is beautiful
"A beautiful woman like me, will she not be able to get married?"
Yun Yiyan: "Hehe"
Then she lowered her head and flicked the little soot that fell from her body, looked sideways at Zi Han who was holding the chicken leg and gnawed on it, and said quietly
"You want to marry like that, and if no one lets you marry, you should snicker. ”
Zi Han: "You've gone bad, Yiyan." ”――
The wind on the beach was very cool at night, and the two of them didn't know why they drank so much wine, anyway, there were no less than dozens of bottles of wine on the ground at the moment
Yun Yiyan, who had drunk too much, was not as cold and indifferent as usual at this time, she was holding the sand with one hand and hooking the wine bottle with the other, sitting in a lazy posture, looking up slightly at the bright moon in the sky, her eyes were hazy and intoxicated, and her eyebrows were slightly frowned.
The breath on her body is much soothing, the cool breeze blows gently, the hair flies, the tip of Zihan's nose smells, and you can even smell the unique cold fragrance on her body, mixed with the slightest smell of wine, which is very different from the usual Yun Yiyan.
Zi Han's posture at this moment was similar to Yun Yiyan's, and she snatched the wine bottle that Yun Yiyan was holding in her hand.
"You're drunk. ”
Yun Yiyan lowered her eyes and looked at Zi Han: "Drunk?"
As if to ask rhetorically, she shook her head, "I've never been drunk." ”
Then snatched the wine bottle from Zi Han's hand and continued to drink.
Zi Han: ""
Her expression was a little strange, a little speechless and stopped, and finally she couldn't help it
"The one you drank was mine. ”
Yun Yiyan, who was leaning his neck and drinking wine, heard Zi Han's words, and the movements in his hands paused, but he didn't stop in the end.
It wasn't until after the bottle was finished that she smashed the bottle and said, "No wonder the bottle smells of roast chicken." ”
Zi Han's eyes widened. "How is that possible! I haven't even eaten much!"
"I didn't eat much, but I ate it~" Her voice was long
It's really different from the usual Yun Yiyan!!
Zi Han: "Oh my God
Who can tell her why Yun Yiyan is like this after drinking
The voice was seductive, and the eyes were mesmerizing. The movements became casual, how could it be so different from the usual cold Yun Yiyan!!
These two are simply hard to think of together!
Zi Han secretly took out the photo stone and recorded it
"Eh" Yun Yiyan pushed Zihan.
As soon as Zihan turned his head, a large gulp of wine poured into his mouth. Grunt
Forced to take a few sips, Zi Han slapped Yun Yiyan's hand holding the wine bottle.
"What are you doing!" Zi Han glared.
Yun Yiyan glanced at it lightly and frowned: "I drank your wine and want to return it." ”
Zi Han: "!!"
Oh my God
Who can tell her how this could be
Slowly, Yun Yiyan spoke, her voice a little lonely and confused: "What do you say is the most powerful person in the world?" ”
Zi Han was suddenly stunned. Then he smiled, then he went limp, and he lay straight on the beach. He stroked his forehead with his hand and said, "This world is too big, if one day, we become the strongest." ”
This sentence is a bit strange, because it doesn't seem to be over
Yun Yiyan: "Then?"
"And then, heh, you'll find out that you're somewhere far away. There are far more people than you. It's just that it hasn't reached that level of strength. I can't know those things, it's just like you think Zhongxuan is the strongest?"
Yun Yiyan shook his head.
"That is, if one day we become the strongest in Zhongxuan, you will find that there is a stronger area!"
"Yes" Yun Yiyan sighed, "So Xiuzhen, sometimes it's really boring"
"So you're tired of it?" Zi Han asked.
"Tired? yes, but I have to fix it, because I always want to know how people who are stronger than us live. Is it really much happier than us. ”
After Yun Yiyan finished speaking, he lowered his eyes sideways to look at Zi Han lying on the ground, and then grabbed a handful of sand. Slowly sprinkled on Zi Han's body, repeating again and again
It seems to be boring. Or maybe unconscious.
It's like sometimes a friend walks by and you want to poke him with your finger, but it doesn't mean anything special when you're done
The night is so quiet at this moment-
When a dazzling ray of sunlight shone on Zi Han's face, she stretched out her hand to cover her eyes, squinting her eyes and looking around.
My first reaction was that I had fallen asleep here last night.
The second reaction was, how to sleep on the beach.
The third reaction is why the body is so heavy
Then look up
it!
Yun Yiyan lay on top of her!
But that's not the point!
The point is
She was buried in sand except for her head and hands!
What a situation!
Then Yun Yiyan still fell asleep on the pile of sand!
Oh my God
So, last night, Yun Yiyan dug a pit and buried her while she was asleep???
on this
Zi Han only has one thought, this guy felt too drunk last night!
"Eh, get up, pull me up!" stretched out his right hand and pushed Yun Yiyan lying on the sand.
The good-looking eyebrows furrowed, and the eyes opened.
She frowned, the temperature around her body dropped, she got up, glanced at Zi Han coldly, and said coldly: "What are you doing!"
Zi Han glared: "!! pull me up!"
This stinky woman still has the gas to get up!
Murder her!
I haven't murdered her yet, she buried her!
Yun Yiyan stood up, patted the sand on her body, and looked down at Zi Han, who was still buried in the sand, with a strange look in her eyes, like the kind of look like an idiot.
"It looks like you're really cold, even covered with sand. ”
Zi Han: "!! have you forgotten! This is your masterpiece! You buried me alive last night while I was asleep!"
Yun Yiyan frowned and paused for a long time, as if he was recalling.
But a minute later, she sneered, "Am I going to be that boring?"
As he spoke, he turned around and prepared to leave, ignoring Zi Han who was still buried on the ground.
Purple cold in the sand: "
I just want to cry without tears, okay?
Syllable!
She grabbed Yun Yiyan's ankle.
"Pull me!"
Turning around, Yun Yiyan sneered.
With a force under his feet, he directly pulled out Zi Han buried in the sand.
The sand under his feet pounced on Zi Han's face.
Zi Han spat out a few mouthfuls of sand in his mouth.
His body was also covered with sand, and he was embarrassed.
"It's dirty. Yun Yiyan said disgustedly, and then flicked his sleeves, and a stream of water poured directly from Zi Han's head and poured all over his body.
After all the sand was washed away.
She walked away satisfied. (To be continued......)