Seeing that Xiao Li had already fallen on the mattress so silently, Jiang Zimu pursed his lips, and naturally knew in his heart that with his own strength alone, a hook would not make a big man faint like this.

In the final analysis, it was the residual alcohol in the body that exerted its effect, and in addition, more than two hours of jumping up and down was enough to consume most of Xiao Lizao's physical strength.

"Shen is like a pig!"

Jiang Zimu gritted his teeth and put Xiao Da Aidou on the mattress, turned over and lay on his side, then took a pillow from the guest room, tested his body temperature on Xiao Lizao's forehead, turned up the air conditioner again, gave up the winter quilt, and only gently covered him with a blanket.

"The old lady's punch, isn't it...... It's a bit ......."

"Late?"

Xiao Lizao: Clam, you goddess, you should ask if this punch is a bit heavy? Now this means, do you think you didn't shoot earlier?

Turning off the chandelier in the living room, leaving only a small night light for himself, Jiang Zimu climbed back on the sofa, looked around and screamed, feeling that he was in the scene of the ancient Roman gladiatorial fight a minute ago, but now only the ruins of the Colosseum and the cold wind and insects are left.

The joy and sorrow at three o'clock in the morning really makes people feel down.

Touching out the beer brought by Xiao Lizao, Jiang Zimu took two sips, licked his lips, and after so long of chickens, flying and dogs jumping, as soon as he was free, a serious question that could not be avoided rolled and jumped in his mind for the first time: Since the window paper has been pierced, when Xiao Da Idol wakes up tomorrow, how to issue a good person card, so that it can be neat and tidy without hurting feelings?

I'm still sleepy, but my mind is too active, and I just can't sleep?

After thinking about beer for a long time, Jiang Zimu, who could fall asleep while standing, finally accepted the reality that he was so irritable that he had insomnia.

After resting quietly on the sofa for a while, Jiang Zimu still got up, sighed, carefully tried not to make a loud noise, and began to clean up the housework little by little.

Wash what should be washed, change what should be changed, return what should be returned, and throw away what should be thrown away.

cleaned up the dirt, waxed the floor, cleaned and disinfected the kitchen and bathroom, and during the period, Xiao Li, who was not honest in sleep, was tucked four times in the morning.

Thinking of the inconvenience that this night might bring to the neighbors, Jiang Zimu scratched his head, took out the baking utensils that he hadn't touched for two months, and made apology cookies with an almost negligible decibel face.

"Well, the financial sister on the same floor also lives alone, and when she met in the elevator the day before yesterday, she still had a cold and cough, and I don't know if it's good. ”

"Send her a bag of matcha cookies with a jar of yuzu tea, and send them all together. ”

"Grandma Zhang, grandma downstairs, is old, and it is most suitable for cranberry biscuits. ”

By the way, I divided the tea leaves that were going to honor my father, and sent them over to taste them. ”

"Well, there is another family, which is Aunt Liu and her husband downstairs. ”

"I remember that they both liked to drink, so I packed a butter cookie and gave it away with a pair of Edo glasses that I had stocked up earlier. ”

After thinking about it for a while, Jiang Zimu turned over the boxes and cabinets to stack all the gifts. When the cookies are cold, I meticulously put each cookie into an individual bag, and then pack it into a group of twenty into three cute and cute rabbit hand bags.

"That's it!"

Jiang Zimu let out a long sigh of relief and looked at the time, it was already half past seven on Saturday morning. Empty his brain, eat breakfast, and then wash up the fragrance, Jiang Zimu changed into clean sportswear, pulled the car and went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.

After a trip back, it was almost nine o'clock, Jiang Zimu picked up some of the ingredients, called the boss he knew, determined the time, hurriedly sent the polluted dress to the dry cleaner, and took the famous catch to the pet hospital to take a look, and on the way back, he passed Decathlon and bought a change of clothes for Xiao Lizao.

As soon as I got home, it was just after half past ten. Washing and drying the new clothes, Jiang Zimu kept carrying small gifts, and apologized to the neighbors door to door, only saying that there were friends who couldn't bear the blow of broken love, and they had a half-night trouble last night. I was afraid that my neighbors would not be at peace, so I came to apologize and pay attention in the future. By the way, I will try this morning's baking work and let everyone give more opinions.

Although the three neighbors said in unison that they didn't hear any excessive noise, they thought that they were used to having dealings with each other, and this time they happily accepted the kindness.

As soon as Jiang Zimu left, the three adults started the N+1 twist of "fertilizer water does not flow into outsiders' fields".

Sister Finance: It's strange to blame my brother for being too angry. Last time, I finally invited Zimu to my home for face-to-face dinner, but he was so good, he couldn't say a word to other girls for a long time. I'm really angry!

Otherwise, I'll put my face out and give my brother a try?

Grandma Sun: Old man, how many times have I mentioned to you, call your distant nephew and grandson who is not yet married, meet Zimu, and communicate, if you can really match a pair, how good it would be? Since Zimu moved upstairs to us, whenever there is something on weekdays, everyone can help them. Such a warm-hearted little girl, since we are close to the water, we can't be cheap outsiders.

Grandpa Zhang: You old woman thinks about good things! You go to the community to inquire, which family is not riveting enough to wrap up their single son and grandson and send them directly to our upstairs?

Not to mention the distant nephew and grandson, the old Chen Tou who played chess with me in the building in front of me, his own grandson has not graduated from college this year, and he began to think about it, and he kept saying "female junior hugging gold bricks", in order to find out the news of Zimu from me, how many moves did he let me make in the open, and he didn't know it!

Aunt Liu: I said husband, what kind of method did you say Zimu's child used, not only rejecting my nephew, but also making him think about it all the time, and he was full of praise when he mentioned it?

Uncle Liu: Hehe, if someone really ran to Zimu's house last night because of a broken love, guess he was rejected by Zimu?

Xiao Li, who was hangover and didn't wake up at that time, was also bitter and bitter in his dream: Thank you, Emperor Prophecy, there is a connotation.

Jiang Zimu described the heroic deeds of Xiao Da Idol in detail one night, of course, it was very natural to omit Mr. Xiao's confession, and successfully beautified his meow punch as "wrestling".

Then, his eyes did not blink, capturing the various small expressions of shock, disgust, remorse, and shame on Mr. Xiao's face.

Xiao Lizao: His hands and feet are curled up, his face is red and his neck is thick.

Forehead......

It was really an unforgettable night! It was me, even the drunken mania was a little unconventional and different.

It's just that right now...... How can I try my best to please this goddess and desperately save the image of Lao Tzu International Idol?

"Huh...... Hehe. ”

Xiao Lizao had a good eye for helping Jiang Zimu put the dishes into the kitchen sink, pursed his lips, pinched the cookies in the glass jar on the side, and chewed them with a squeak.

The mouth is busy, and the eyes are not idle. Meticulously cossing a "goddess sunflower", he watched Jiang Zimu neatly clean up all the dinner plates, washed a few tomatoes, diced them, and directly put them on the food processor to squeeze the juice.

"Goddess, what is this for?"

Jiang Zimu skillfully added honey, stirred well, and poured Xiao Li a small half cup.

"I've already contacted Kyoko before lunch. ”

She said that Sister Gu had woken up, and when she cleaned up, she would come and take you home. ”

"I heard that Sister Gu also drank a lot yesterday, so I prepared some tomato juice first and waited for her to drink it. ”

Xiao Li responded stupidly, swallowed the small biscuit in his mouth, and suddenly felt an inexplicable feeling of anxiety in his internal organs: No, I can't wait, I have to understand the mind of this goddess before Gu's mother arrives.

"The ......"

Jiang Zimu turned his head, and before Xiao Li could finish speaking, he had already raised his hand and waved, "You go to the living room and sit first, and when I wipe the dining table, I will go over to find you." ”

"There are some things that you have to say clearly when you're awake, right?"

When Xiao Li heard it, he grabbed the juice and laughed heartlessly. In his heart, he is already very forward-looking, and the next step will inevitably be a drama of infatuated confession, mutual affection, and husband and wife returning home.

The show begins. As for whether it's a comedy or not, it's really hard to say.

"Ahem, ahem. ”

Xiao Da Idol cleared his throat, and before he spoke, he first picked up his eyes and secretly glanced at Jiang Zimu who was sitting opposite.

"Although, you just told me about my drunken madness last night. ”

"But...... Did you mean to...... Omitted an important point?"

Jiang Zimu tilted his head slightly and smiled, "What do you mean by confessing to me and letting me be your girlfriend?"

Xiao Li saw it earlier and couldn't help laughing.

"I'm serious, don't treat the truth as gibberish just because I'm drunk. ”

"Oh. ”

Jiang Zimu's little face was raised, there was no joy or shyness, it was simply calm and terrifying.

"What does the official announcement of the relationship mean to idols, you won't know it. ”

"If the relationship is exposed, you may lose tens of thousands of wives in an instant!"

"Are you really ready to say goodbye to your acting career?"

"You can't generalize about this. ”

"Fans who really take me as their husband, even if they don't see me in love today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, sooner or later they will find out - fantasy, it can only be fantasy. ”

"What's more, you are so vulnerable to Xiao Lizao's popularity?"

Please, no matter how you say it, Lao Tzu is also a good person who mixes circles with his real skills and relies on his works to speak?

Jiang Zimu flattened his mouth noncommittally and said no more. But Xiao Lizao began to tremble uncontrollably.

This goddess, how can this be such a reaction when you hear me confess to you face to face? I am Xiao Lizao belching! The title given to you is a well-known idol family member who is famous all over the world!

Can you take a snack and play according to the routine?

"Are you saying in your heart - hearing my Xiao Lizao's personal confession, even if you Jiang Zimu is not crying with joy, you have to be happy to dance, no matter how bad it is, you should always be shy. ”

Xiao Lizao subconsciously wiped the sweat on his forehead: forehead...... Is it really that obvious?

Jiang Zimu spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders bluntly, "I'm sorry, with affection? ”

Xiao Da Idol: What do you mean by this?

"Seriously. ”

"You...... He's a very nice person. ”

Jiang Zimu's eyes turned downward, and he didn't look at Xiao Lizao.

"Although the personality is a little stinky, the unforgiving, the machismo is a little, the brain is not very useful, and the amount of alcohol is even more ...... Tsk, a few points worse......"

"Then, be your girlfriend, the media attention is a little too much with the high risk factor, and the invisible love enemy is a little more ......"

Jiang Zimu snapped his fingers, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: Hmph, the old lady still avenged last night's revenge.

"Wait...... Wait a minute!"

Xiao Lizao waved his hand, "Goddess, your set of rhetoric, the first paragraph seems to be a 'good guy card special sentence', and the latter paragraph...... Doesn't that sound like a compliment to me?"

"No, no, believe me, you really misunderstood!" Jiang Zimu shook his head solemnly.

The next part is the special sentence pattern of the good guy card. ”

"Although you Xiao Da Idol has a lot of problems, !! is !!"

Jiang Zimu's eyebrows danced, and he used every muscle in his upper face to squeeze his eyebrows and explain a fact to Xiao Lizao: Hey, buddy, don't panic, next, is the point.

"However, you can't stand this flawed you, you are talented, powerful, rich, and face!"

"The three views are very positive, and the facial features of the key meow are corrected!"

"What girl is there, brackets, there may be some boys here, after the brackets are finished, can they withstand your confession?"

The exaggerated and suppressed expressions, the excessive sentence structure, and the passionate rhetorical questions are undoubtedly made Xiao Da idol's originally not rich IQ even worse.

Xiao Lizao looked puzzled: Is this acceptable or not? Can you give an accurate sentence?

Jiang Zimu looked at Xiao Lizao's expression, but stopped at this stall, stretched out slowly, drank strong tea, and deliberately did not give the following.

"That...... What the hell are you ...... Willing or unwilling?"

Jiang Zimu blinked, laughing harmlessly for humans and animals.

"Supposedly, you have come this way, and you have also issued a lot of good person cards, right?"

"Since it's a good person card, it's naturally as the name suggests. ”

Xiao Lizao: If you follow the usual routine, after you praise me as a flower, do you still have to sigh heartily and cry and say, "Jujubes, you are so good, so good that I don't deserve you"?

I watch a lot of idol dramas, you can't be confused about me.

"Speaking of which, you still don't understand?"

Xiao Lizao: Understood, very good, omitting the most heart-piercing sentence is really very humane.

The person has already laid flat, trouble the last shovel, put the soil directly on my face, thank you.

"So, to sum up, I want to express only one meaning......"

"I ...... Like you too!"

Xiao Lizao: Nani ???

Wait...... Wait a minute, pull Lao Tzu out of the grave, Lao Tzu will not die...... Give it a rescue!