Chapter 6 Pushing Funny Neighbors

"Sister, sister, who is the man with the mask behind you? It's so cool!" Fan Tou was originally gnawing on the kind of hard juice and little sugar cane in front of the door, but when he saw Qin Yao coming back, he hurriedly threw the sugar cane aside, rushed over and hugged her, and said when he saw a man behind him.

"Who else?

As soon as the fan changed his happy appearance, a trace of panic flashed in his eyes, and Qin Yao's hand trembled slightly. Qin Yao patted the hand of the fan head without a trace, and then asked, "What were you playing just now?" This is the code they use when there are special police haunts or are hijacked by people in other places, which means that there are several people in the family.

"I didn't do anything just now, so I sat on the threshold and gnawed on the sugarcane! Sister Qin, the old lady who sold sugarcane was really hateful! This sugarcane cane can't be gnawed, and there is no juice, a bundle of ...... The old lady also said, although this is her own sugar cane, but the juice is very sufficient, and it is easy to chew, and it is not too much to ask you for two yuan! Oops! It's time for me to be unlucky! I should have tried it and bought it again! I was cheated by an old man! Oops......" The fan jumped in front of Qin Yao and said a lot of words.

For Qin Yao, just one piece of information is useful - two yuan, which means that there are two people in the family.

"Damn! I couldn't see a single ghost in the house during the day, but now there are two at home at once, and I can't stop the plague god when he comes!" Qin Yao couldn't help cursing in her heart, and then glanced at the fan, telling her to go in and inform the two people inside in advance.

"That, brother......" Qin Yao called.

"My name is He Bisheng, of course, you can also call me Brother Bang. ”

"Ho...... That Brother He ...... "Qin Yao coughed dryly, she really can't call Brother Wan! But she doesn't dare to call him by his full name!

"Why don't you go outside and ask the neighbors first?" Qin Yao said cautiously, looking at He Bisheng, rubbing his hands back and forth, and laughing.

"Hypocrisy, artificiality, flattery is really suitable for you at this moment. He Bisheng looked at Qin Yao with a squinted expression at the moment and said.

"Yes, yes, it's really mine to stain your eyes, but let's go over there, hehe!" Qin Yao said, and bent down to ask him to go this way. But he said in his heart: "The old lady is hypocritical and pretentious, and that is what you can't climb!"

"Okay, let's go to your house later!" He Bisheng threw out his arms and went up another street. When Qin Yao saw him go, she turned around and waved her hand to let the fan head go in and tell the people inside, don't be frightened.

But why is the expression of the pink head a little ...... Unbelievable? Still shaking the corners of his mouth? Oops!

"Plague God, go slowly!"

"Grandma, when did this girl move here?" He Bisheng walked to the alley, saw an old woman with silver hair sitting on the side of the road, basking in the sun, and asked.

"Ahh

"When did that girl move over?" He Bisheng pointed at Qin Yao and then at the house, and roared loudly.

Qin Yao saw an old man and a young man roaring vigorously over there, his face full of black lines. Is this still what she knows?

"Oh, that girl is not married yet!" the old woman seemed to understand He Shengsheng's words, and replied loudly.

"Grandma, you can rest. He Bisheng seemed to know that he couldn't ask anything, and with a blue face, he pulled Qin Yao to the next household angrily.

"Howl!" replied the old woman.

Qin Yao turned her head and gave a thumbs up to the old grandmother, only to see the old grandmother smiling and squinting, revealing a few teeth that were about to fall, indicating that she was very happy.

"Eldest sister, when did this girl move here?" He Bisheng entered an old-looking noodle shop and asked a woman in her forties who was wiping the table.

"Ah, big brother, which girl?" said the woman as she straightened up, but turned to the wall.

He Bisheng frowned, turned sideways and waved his hand to Qin Yaozi.

"Aunt Zhao, it's me, Xiao Qin. ”

"Oh oh! Big brother, I'm sorry! I have bad eyes, I'm afraid I can't help you. However, do you want to eat a bowl of noodles for the big brother? Our noodles here are handmade, very authentic, and the package is delicious, and it doesn't cost money if it's not delicious!" Aunt Zhao adjusted her direction at the right time and recommended it to the two people at the door.

"No, no, we still have something to do! Auntie goodbye!" Qin Yao saw He Bisheng turn her head and leave, gave Aunt Zhao a thumbs up, and said loudly.

That Aunt Zhao blinked, grinned, and smiled with a mouthful of buckteeth.

"Little friend, do you know when this sister moved here?" He Bisheng pointed to Qin Yao and asked a six or seven-year-old little fat man.

I saw that the child stretched out a pair of fat little hands, hooked his fingers, and squinted his eyes to see what his life.

He Bisheng looked at Qin Yao for some reason, and the eyebrows on his right side were raised.

Qin Yao grinned and said, "Zero." If you set people's words, you have to pay them. ”

It's okay not to say it, as soon as he said it, He Shengsheng's face turned black like carbon, turned around and left.

Qin Yao gestured to the little fat man with scissor hands, and the little fat man winked at her, revealing a smile with missing front teeth.

"What kind of weird neighbor are you?"

"You're wonderful, aren't you! You're not asking about the old or the young, or you're disabled, how do you know what you want to say?" Qin Yao followed behind He Bisheng, kicking the plastic bag in the alley, and said without surprise.

"Are there normal people here?" He Bisheng hugged his chest and stopped standing in front of Qin Yao.

"Have you ever seen a normal person waiting for you to ask such a retarded question on this beautiful afternoon? People want to live!

"That's right, go to your house!"

"Big brother, let's go around again, turn around!"

He Bisheng raised his right eyebrow, squinted at Qin Yao, and said with his hands behind his back, "Let's go to your house!" Turning his head, the corners of his mouth curled involuntarily.

"Hey, you can't escape! Brothers, resign yourself to fate!" Qin Yao hung her head and followed behind, sighing the longest breath in her life.