Chapter 271: I look at your little brain, you must be hot and dizzy

Wang Zhichu ignored the people around him, greeted the innocent girl with a smile, and said, "I'm sorry, the traffic jam on the road has made you wait for a long time." ”

"It's okay, I've just arrived. ”

White Lotus smiled sweetly.

Don't mind.

As long as my brother is handsome, what does it mean to be late?

Wang Zhichu scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "It's my first blind date, and I don't know the process at all." ”

"It's okay, you introduce yourself first. ”

Wang Chuchu: "......"

Grass!

Reveal the stuffing!

When I came, I was in a hurry, and I didn't ask Chen Kun's family situation at all, and I only knew his name.

How do you introduce yourself?

Is it possible to just introduce the name?

A fool only says his own name!

"Hello, my name is Chen Kun!"

Wang Zhichu said seriously.

That's right, he's a bit silly right now.

Because I really can't think of how to introduce it!

White Lotus pursed her lips and smiled, "I know your name is Chen Kun, you have already said it just now, what else?"

"And ......"

Wang Zhichu thought about it and confided: "As you can see, I am a food delivery!"

"What else?"

White Lotus asked, "I can tell you're a food delivery!"

"This and this ......"

Wang Chuchu hesitated.

suddenly realized that he couldn't speak too well of Chen Kun.

Otherwise, this innocent girl in front of her will definitely die and live for Chen Kun's love.

And Chen Kun is not a good product at first glance.

Wouldn't that be a sheep in the mouth of a tiger!

Therefore, it must be degraded!

Only if Chen Kun is belittled for nothing, the innocent girl will leave in disgust, and the two will naturally break up.

Thinking of this, Wang Zhichu said seriously: "My name is Chen Kun, a rural person, don't look at me as a rural person, but I have a house, a car and a deposit."

The car is a 28-bar bicycle, which was handed down from my grandfather's generation, it is an antique, and now the bicycle is not round and the bell is not ringing.

The house is a mud house in the countryside, and every time it is windy and rainy, the house will shake and may collapse at any time.

To put it mildly, my house is also an open-air villa, and you can see the stars every night when you look up.

The deposit is less than 100 million. ”

"How much is less than 100 million?"

"Three thousand!"

"Poof!!"

Hearing Wang Chuchu's answer, someone around couldn't help but squirt out the coffee in his mouth.

Three thousand?

Less than 100 million?

Although 3,000 is indeed less than 100 million, this is the truth, but you will really raise your worth!

And your 28-bar bicycle, it is indeed an antique if it sounds good, but it is a pile of scrap metal if it is ugly.

Isn't it possible that the scrap shop can't sell for a hundred yuan!

As for the mud house, what a bullshit open-air villa, doesn't it even have a roof!

In addition to this person, the expressions of the people around him also became more wonderful and exciting.

Some shook their heads slowly, sighed for Wang Zhizhi, and sweated for Wang Zhizhi.

When you talk about this on a blind date, it must be no fun.

Some frowned slightly, expressing skepticism.

Even if he is a second fool, he will not say these things on a blind date, is it intentional at the beginning of the king?

Some grinned, some excited, and some couldn't hold back.

They decided that the blind date at the beginning of the king would end here.

Then it's time for them to go out next.

After all, the White Lotus is so pure that many men can't help but drool.

Wang Zhichu didn't care what the people around him thought, and continued: "By the way, if you like pets, I happen to have animals at home.

There is a big fat pig in the pigsty, and there are wild monkeys in the back mountain, which will come to my house from time to time to steal food.

Oh yes, I also have a grass carp. ”

Pig?

Monkey?

Fish?

Are you going to go to the West to learn the scriptures?

Someone in the crowd laughed again.

They just couldn't help it.

If what Wang said at the beginning was true, they still wanted to see it.

"That's my basic situation, if you think we're not suitable, you can leave now, I won't mind. ”

Wang Zhichu insisted on finishing his words, and said: "But before you leave, please buy the order, I don't have enough money in my pocket!"

A lonely face.

How pitiful, how pitiful.

If it were another girl, I'm afraid I would have patted my ass and left.

Even before leaving, he had to taunt Wang Chuchu fiercely.

However......

The smile on the White Lotus's face did not decrease.

"I understand your situation, hehe, to be honest, I'm very happy with you!"

Wang Chuchu: "......"

People around: "......"

Not only was Wang Zhizhi shocked, but even everyone around him dropped their jaws in shock.

it!

Have you never seen a man?

Or do you simply not know what a rich man is like?

Twenty-eight bars of bicycles, crumbling mud houses and 3,000 deposits, on this condition, how are you particularly satisfied?

Pulling a beggar on the street is better than this!

Wang Zhichu looked confused and weak, and asked, "Miss Bai, let me take the liberty of asking, is your little head hot and dizzy?"

It must be hot and dizzy!

Otherwise, it's just greedy for your own body!

She's cheap!

Click!

Someone accidentally dropped a spoon on the table on the floor.

Move and move.

Forgot to pick it up.

scolded in my heart: What's the matter? People don't dislike you for being poor, but you still want to dislike others?

Do you know how difficult it is to meet such a pure girl who doesn't want a house, a car, or a deposit in this impetuous and money-oriented society?

Giant pandas are not as precious as her!

"My head isn't hot and dizzy!"

White Lotus replied seriously and said, "I will also introduce myself, my name is White Lotus, an only child, a native of Kyoto, and naturally a local household registration in Kyoto."

I work in a clothing company, and I have been working for two years, with a monthly salary of more than 20,000 yuan.

I don't have a house or a car, I hope you don't dislike me!"

Abandon?

Lao Tzu's conditions are 108,000 miles worse than yours, dislike you?

Who the hell dislikes whom!

Wang Zhichu's mind was a little confused now, and he hurriedly asked, "Miss Bai, don't you have an opinion on me?"

Lao Tzu has already degraded himself to nothing, how can it be different from the imaginary plot?

"No, do you have an opinion about me?"

"No, no, no. ”

At the beginning of the king, he denied it again and again.

You are so perfect and beautiful, how can you have an opinion.

If you have an opinion, it will not be tolerated!

But as soon as he finished speaking, he realized that he had said the wrong thing.

Since I belittle myself and you have no problem with me, then I can only have an opinion on you and find fault with you.

Anyway, I have to drive you away today and let today's blind date fail!

Thinking of this, Wang Zhichu didn't even have time to breathe, so he hurriedly changed his words: "That's right, you're right, I do have an opinion about you!"