The little girl's name is only one word, called Kang, and the weapon is a two-handed heavy sword about the same size as her, so it is not difficult to see that her character is definitely fierce, Shi Hanhan was crazy about pursuing her at that time, and the two of them had made an appointment to go to the market on Saturday.

But you must know that Shi Hanhan is famous for his snooze, and he originally made an appointment at eight o'clock in the morning, but it was not until nearly twelve o'clock at noon that Shi Hanhan got up from his sleep with his saliva.

After waking up, Shi Hanhan always felt that something was wrong, and when he subconsciously picked up the sound transmission jade, he screamed in his heart after seeing more than a dozen messages on it: "It's over." ”

Therefore, Shi Hanhan, who firmly believes in the rogue spirit of "resisting strictness, going home for the New Year, confessing leniently, and sitting in prison", will definitely not tell the truth because he overslept.

After his so-called inspiration, he took out the realgar that had not been used up in the previous days from the cabinet, melted it with cold water, and gently applied a layer to his face.

Looking at his face in the mirror, which was completely covered with haggard sallowness, the corners of Shi Hanhan's mouth hooked an obscene arc.

After adjusting his expression in front of the mirror for a long time, trying to make himself look more like an injured person, Shi Hanhan trotted downstairs to find Xiao Kang.

To be honest, Shi Hanhan's mood at this moment can't be described as bumpy at all, and even seven up and eight down are still a little not strong enough.

Looking at Xiao Kang who came out of the corridor from a distance, he still had an angry face, especially the sound of the two-handed heavy sword rubbing on the ground, which made Han Han a little more worried about his fate, but fortunately he was prepared.

Before Xiao Kang could open his mouth to blame, Han Han covered his chest and coughed violently, looking at his painful expression, people who didn't know really thought how much he was injured.

Seeing Shi Hanhan's suffocated red eyes and sallow face, half of the qi in Xiao Kang's stomach disappeared at once.

But the girl's natural reserve always made her feel that she couldn't let him go so easily, and she waited for him downstairs for two whole hours.

You... Are you alright?" Xiao Kang had already tried hard to make his tone a little angry, but the concern was still revealed.

As soon as Shi Hanhan heard it, he knew that the other party's anger was gone.

Immediately explained apologetically: "I was out of luck last night, and I have been guiding, and in the end, I asked Mr. to help, so that the true qi returned to its place, and I didn't take the sound transmission jade in a hurry, I'm sorry, I must be in a hurry." ”

"Huh, what's going on now?

Innocent, how could I think that this seemingly sincere and difficult to attach guy was lying to her at all.

The idea of having a little temper with him just now, after hearing that he had lost his temper in practice, had long been thrown out of the clouds.

"It's okay, it's much better, Mr. let me continue to meditate and concentrate, I'm afraid you'll be in a hurry, so I'll come back quickly, I'm sorry, the time has been delayed a lot, let's go quickly." ”

Shameless, it's so shameless, even Shi Hanhan can't help but evaluate himself like this in his heart.

Especially after seeing that there was already a strong moisture in Kang's big watery eyes, it was not difficult to see from the corners of Shi Hanhan's constantly twitching mouth that the snickering joy hidden under his sick face was about to burst out.

As the saying goes, "If you lose your horse, you won't know if you're blessed." This is probably what is described.

But don't forget, there is also a saying that "Misfortune and fortune are relied upon, and fortune and misfortune lurk." ”

It seems that God is deliberately unable to get along with Shi Hanhan, just as he is about to fight the snake with the stick.

When the girl in front of him, who had been moved by himself, really became his girlfriend, a very discordant voice came.

"Hanhan, Hanhan, did you see the socks I washed last night when you got up just now? I searched for a long time but didn't find it, you see if you are wearing the wrong one. ”

Shi Hanhan, who heard this voice, the twitching at the corner of his mouth had spread to his entire face, and he knew that it must be Yixin's big mouth without looking at it.

Not to mention being interrupted by him at such a critical moment when two people were sprinkling dog food, even in normal times, can this kind of dirty thing with the wrong socks be shouted on the street like him?

Although it is said that since the two of them are in the same dormitory, this kind of thing has happened before.

And the most important thing is what is called "when you just got up", isn't this obviously to dismantle the stage?

No, no, what should I do? "Shi Hanhan is really ruthless, and he can't directly give this guy a palm thunder. It's good-looking, and it doesn't seem to have found the problem in Yixin's words.

Who knows, Yixin, who seems to have a brain with less strings, can't tell whether he is dead or alive from Shi Hanhan's expression at all. And after seeing Shi Hanhan's surroundings, he couldn't help but joke: "No wonder I got up so early today, it turned out to be a date." ”

"Kang, don't you know, Shi Hanhan is nicknamed the God of Sleep, usually you can only see him awake when the sun is about to set, who knew that he would get up at noon today......" Yixin didn't have any scruples about Xiao Kang's increasingly ugly face, and said with all his own strength.

I still thought in my heart that I had said so many good things for Shi Hanhan, how could I blackmail him for a meal of wine and meat shop or something at night. At this time, Shi Hanhan's face was really yellow with fear.

"You're really good with the surname Shi. Never, never, let me see you big liar again. After throwing down this sentence, Xiao Kang turned around and left.

If the patriarch didn't care, Shi Hanhan would definitely choose to strangle the guy in front of him who was still chattering there. So, Shi Hanhan, who felt that his head was two or three times bigger, squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth at Yixin, "You are really my own brother." After that, he hurriedly followed.

watched the two people leave inexplicably, and then listened to what came from afar. "Xiao Kang, I was wrong, I was wrong, I deserved to die, I was guilty..."

"Am I saying something wrong?

In the end, Shi Hanhan wrote a 13,000-word review and sent it. "If you deceive Xiao Kang again in the future, you will be directly killed by the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation. After the poisonous oath, it was reluctantly revealed.

..................

Thinking of the way he swore that day, Shi Hanhan's heart seemed to be grasped and rubbed by someone. In broad daylight, he exposed his chest and breasts, and carried a bamboo pole. According to Xiao Kang's explanation, this is an imitation of "bearing the guilt of Jing and petitioning" to show Shi Hanhan's firm belief in repentance and reform.

I thought that this was already a thing of history like last night's instant noodles, but who would have thought that Xiao Kang really took this seriously. Although Shi Hanhan didn't care about the "Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation Hacking to Death" Lao Shizi oath, after all, attracting the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation was a sign of breaking the Five Realms, and he was not at the level of entering the Dao Realm, and it would be a ghost if he could lead the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation.

But if you don't admit it at this moment, or just show a little bit of an attitude of trying not to admit it, the result is not much different from being killed by a thunderbolt, you must know that Kang's two-handed heavy sword of more than 200 catties is definitely not a joke.

At this time, Shi Hanhan sighed in his mind on the one hand, "In fact, there is nothing in the world, I am afraid that you will take it seriously", and on the other hand, he tried his best to put on an expression of "I am an honest person" on his face.

Rubbing their hands together, they said with a serious face: "I will definitely tell the truth, definitely, I will never hide it!"

But now, if Xiao Kang hears Shi Hanhan's true thoughts in her heart, I'm afraid that she doesn't need the thunder to split it, and she will directly tear this shameless guy alive.

happened to be when Shi Hanhan was racking his brains to think about how to get through the trick.

There was a loud "boom", as if a thunderbolt had fallen on the top of everyone's heads, and the sky darkened in an instant.

"Isn't it? I'm really going to kill Lao Tzu? Shi Hanhan muttered in his heart.

The monstrous wind seemed to appear out of thin air, and without warning, it was pressed down from mid-air.

The campfire was extinguished in the wind, making the surroundings even more bizarre, and then the surrounding sounds became noisy.

The sound of gold and iron colliding, the chaotic sound of horses' hooves, the sound of huge explosions, and the sound of tragic fighting. The crowd felt as if they were on a huge battlefield where two armies were fighting. Everyone felt their scalps explode, and an icy chill rushed from their backs up their spines to the top of their heads.

Together, they focused their attention on the tallest man, because he was the brains of the squad, and his name was Hidden Dragon.

According to his own explanation, his name comes from the "Book of Heavenly Dragons", which contains the meaning of subduing demons and eliminating demons and defeating the enemy.

Who knew that Hidden Dragon was also at a loss, his mouth opened to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything.

Immediately after that, there were a series of loud noises, accompanied by staggered lightning in the air, as if the pitch-black sky had been torn open by countless huge openings.

Strange and hideous, the hidden dragon got up and sat cross-legged on the ground with a thud. A series of complex words read out of his mouth, "Linzhen, Guizang, Jiayin......" A series of complex words came out of his mouth, and then a thin circle of light appeared around several people.

Everyone watched Hidden Dragon's actions, and their eyes widened one by one.

What is the situation? This is not a battlefield battle............

When everyone was confused, Hidden Dragon suddenly interrupted Yinglian's words and shouted anxiously. "Quick, sit down, close your eyes, concentrate, and don't make a sound. ”

Although the people did not know why, they had no choice but to do it.

Strange to say, when everyone sat cross-legged and calmed, the surrounding sounds receded like a tide, and the sky lit up in the next moment.

Everything went back to the way it was before, as if nothing had happened.

"Wow, Hidden Dragon, you are too powerful, Mr. is eccentric, Tianyan only teaches you one person~~. The only girl who had not spoken was Shi Qinyuan, who was looking unhappy at this time, bowing her head and muttering there.

Hidden Dragon wiped the sweat from his head, and said to Yinglian weakly: "Contact Mr. first, and wait for Mr. to come back." ”

"Run, run!" "Run, run!" A few people who had not yet recovered from their state just now heard a hurried voice from a distance, and carefully identified that it should be Bai Ye, but the voice was a little out of shape because it was too hurried.