32. The laughing vine that is out of high-class taste

Not only is the body as fragile as a porcelain doll, but the spirit is also not stimulated, Chu Lingxi felt that he was the weakest of the four realms, and after falling asleep, he looked at the bean sprouts helplessly, and said with emotion: "We are simply the No. 1 difficult sister and sister in Tianzi, and the counterattack is far away." ”

Liu Ya and his party hurried forward in the midst of giggling, and saw the negative stone statue in the distance, where it was the empty forest.

Jiamu was as arrogant as ever, summoned the snow crane and rushed in.

Baguio Hua was envious, hoping to use the power of the Qilin Clan's Ange to successfully penetrate the forest: "The children of the Protoss must have divine beasts that can soar through the clouds and mist, why don't you take shortcuts like the sons of the Dragon Clan?"

An Ge said: "Hua Xu's distant road is intended to test the perseverance of Dao Sheng, even the Protoss cannot use the power of immortal beasts, and Jiamu Gongzi is not willing to enter the immortal sect to practice at all, so he is so maverick." ”

Bei Zhi saw that Baguio Hua's heart was not right, and he didn't want to talk to her more, and said to the others: "The road to cultivating immortals is long, and opportunism cannot last long. ”

The girls and teenagers nodded in agreement, and their morale was high.

As soon as she stepped into the forest, she heard the sound of thunder rolling, and Liu Ya instinctively looked around, looking for a place to hide from the rain, but saw that everyone calmly took out the feathers and put them on the bun, she tapped her stupid head, and hurriedly inserted the royal blue bird feathers that had the effect of sheltering from the rain in her hair.

The rainstorm is pouring, the feathers are 10,000 times better than the oil paper umbrella, like a rainproof golden bell jar, the willow buds are the first to see the miracle effect of the fairy, they are extremely excited, the rotation and jumping do not stop, and the clothes are not wet.

Just when she was getting carried away with joy, the towering ancient trees around her suddenly fell bizarrely, and smashed straight at the person, where had Liu Ya seen such a scene, and exclaimed in a panic: "Run! Run!"

Everyone laughed, she hurriedly dodged to avoid the two trees, turned back in confusion, and was surprised to see Ling Qingyun and Bei Zhi easily put their hands against the heavy trunk, only to remember that after eating the Huanmu Immortal Fruit, it would be powerful and infinite.

An Ge smiled kindly: "Liu Ya, your panicked appearance is very cute. ”

Liu Ya couldn't help but regret her short-sightedness and fuss, and secretly made up her mind that no matter what danger was ahead, she must deal with it calmly.

Moving forward and encountering strong winds and bees, with the help of Linxiu grass and dried crested rays, everyone passed the test smoothly.

Baguio Hua has always been delicate, and complained again and again due to fatigue: "The four tests should be enough, after all, we are just Dao Sheng." ”

Bei Zhi's face was as cold as frost: "The road to cultivating immortals is not easy, if you are afraid of difficulties, you should not come." ”

There was a strange sound of giggling in front of him, and An Ge said: "This is the sound of the laughing vine opening, I think that Jiamu Gongzi has already passed through the vine barrier." ”

The laughing vine is a divine creature transformed by the fairy forest grass and tree spirits, and likes to hear anecdotes, and if the jokes of the Taoist are not satisfied, they will not be able to pass.

Liu Ya was extremely puzzled when she read "Hua Xu Yin", in her cognition, immortals and immortals should be indifferent, and should not indulge in fun and fun like mortals.

Chu Lingxi's eyes lit up, leaning on the intertwined vines and said: "Silly bean sprouts, the so-called cultivation, the original meaning is to cultivate the mind and enjoy the boat, in order to cross the vast sea of suffering, otherwise the life span of tens of millions of years will become a long torture, and only this level is interesting and meaningful in the many tests of going to Huaxu Immortal Gate, but unfortunately there are few people who understand the mysteries, and most of the immortals are the same obscure and dull dead faces." ”

Jiamu shook his fan leisurely on the other side of the laughing vine, smiling as if he had the heart to see a joke.

Baguio Hua was very angry about what Bei Fang Cai said, and volunteered to step forward first: "Once upon a time, there was a rich son who had no talent and no virtue, sold his official position for money, and then went to the Confucian Temple to pay respects, but the statue of the Confucian saint shook his head again and again and refused to accept the worship, saying..."

Xiaoxiaoteng sighed helplessly, and then said: "Confucius said that you are a believer of Brother Confucius, why do you need to worship me, right?"

Baguio Hua nodded slightly embarrassed: "That... Then I'll talk about another..."

Xiaoxiaoteng interrupted: "I have heard the old-fashioned jokes in "The Legend of Xiaolin Guangji" thousands of times, and it is very boring. ”

An Ge couldn't help but whispered: "It is rumored that Xiaoxiaoteng's temper has become more and more strange in recent years, and it is true. ”

Several people looked at each other, not daring to speak rashly.

Jia Mu pretended to be kind and said: "My son can give you some pointers, the blandness of porridge and side dishes is useless here, it is better to dare to tell some meaty and exciting jokes." ”

The demon of the mixed world openly proposed to tell a meat joke in the fairy forest, and it was really lawless.

Jia Mu paced and shook his fan, and said deliberately: "Bean sprouts, there must be a lot of interesting things you know." ”

Liu Ya was racking her brains to recall jokes and anecdotes, and she was full of anger after being interrupted by him: "Put away your ugly face of schadenfreude, don't disturb others!"

Xiaoxiaoteng asked curiously, "Why do you call her bean sprouts?"

Jia Mu raised his eyebrows playfully, and his poisonous tongue was better than a knife: "She is thin and short, her face is sallow, and her head is disproportionately big, like bean sprouts." ”

Xiaoxiaoteng smiled heartily: "It's very bad, it's bad, but it's also very interesting." ”

I didn't expect that the fetish transformed by the spirit of the fairy forest would like a bad taste, and would like the words of the demon Jiamu.

Xiaoxiaoteng is both like an innocent child and like a third aunt and six mothers-in-law, and it's not a big deal to look at the excitement: "Bean sprouts, since he gave you a nickname, don't you want to return one?"

Liu Ya simply said frankly: "At first, I thought he was a rooster essence, because he wore red and green, and his toes looked like a great rooster." ”

Jia Mu was furious, and his eyes showed the fierce and fierce light of the devil: "Bold bean sprouts, this son has to let you understand what is called a disaster from the mouth!"

Liu Ya was not to be outdone: "In fact, you can't even compare to the rooster essence, the rooster can crow to report the dawn, and you will only bully people!"

Laughing vine laughed for a moment, opened the vine man and said, "Bean sprouts... Essence... essence is not as good as... Hahaha, these two nicknames are enough for me to laugh for a year, you all go over, have a good trip!"

Chu Lingxi waved his hand at the vines, and his smiling eyes were crooked like the moon: "It's a high-end and interesting artifact, I like it, I'll have time to chat with you another day to relieve my boredom!"