003. I framed you, you seduced me, no matter how you look at it, I earned it (1)

Until dinner that day, Xiao Lizao still had a black face, and there was no sign of rain at all.

Although Gu Suixin never doubted Xiao Lizao's character, he also knew that his cub was really difficult to deal with on the needle and thread, so before leaving, he told Jiang Zimu a thousand times, let her be an adult, just don't be like Xiao Lizao.

Jiang Zimu nodded like a chicken pecking rice, but there was no wave in his heart, and he just wanted to eat. Xiao Lizao was unhappy, Jiang Zimu didn't see it in his eyes, but he didn't take it to heart at all, and after weighing it again and again, he felt that with Xiao Lizao's appearance and wealth, he really didn't need to worry about being robbed by him. Thinking about it this way, there is no strong rejection of being asked to stay under Xiao Lizao's nose. Anyway, let you be a demon, I should scold you twice and never halve, and those who can scold you ten sentences will never use eight sentences to send away, pure gold and two, Tong Su is not bullied - although making money is important, but if you are too angry, the gains outweigh the losses, anyway, as soon as Gu Suixin leaves, his scruples are much less.

Ping Pong scares people to go, and giggle and make money - this is Jiang Zimu's work principle and life creed all along.

Dinner is delivered directly to the villa upon request. Serving, plating, signing, all in one go, extremely efficient.

As soon as the food delivery staff left, Jiang Zimu, who was hiding on the side, finally opened the door and showed his little head, first looked around vigilantly like a rabbit, and then rushed to the edge of the table with an arrow step, swallowing spit, ready to feast.

However, just glancing at the plate on the table, Jiang Zimu's enthusiasm for eating was poured through a basin of cold water, and his face was full of disappointment.

"That...... That's all for dinner?"

Jiang Zimu pointed in front of him: quinoa chicken breast, boiled greens, hummus, eight egg whites, and a pinch of fruit and vegetable juice.

"What's the matter, don't eat this, do you want to eat the Manchu full banquet?" Xiao Li took care of himself and sat down, poured himself a full cup of slimming fruit and vegetable juice first, and drank it dry in one go.

"These dishes don't have any fireworks at all. Jiang Zimu hugged his arms to his chest, and his mouth was so pouting that he could hang an oil bottle.

"Why don't I inform the dietitian and ask them to deliver another Sichuan spicy red oil hot pot?"

Jiang Zimu was excited in his heart, raised his eyebrows and swept Xiao Lizao's serious expression, and hurriedly swallowed the "that feeling" that had overflowed into his throat, and opened his mouth, and said in unison with Xiao Lizao, "Do your spring and autumn dreams!"

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu tilted, and looked at Xiao Lizao in a daze, with a clear expression on his face-The old lady knows that you are blinded by me, and the old lady is not on the set.

"It doesn't matter. Xiao Daxing, you are at your own convenience, anyway, you only let me stay here until I help you defeat Li Feng and get the tutor quota of Fruit TV, and you are not obliged to take care of my three meals a day. I won't take advantage of it. ”

As he was talking, Jiang Zimu had already taken out his mobile phone and skillfully opened a certain ordering APP.

"I didn't let you beat him. Xiao Li was rare and serious at this time, "If you really want to compete, I believe in my own strength." ”

"Oh, okay, whatever you want. Jiang Zimu casually snorted, turned his head and said in his heart: If this is really the case, why do you spend a lot of money to invite me?

"Five skewers of mutton, two skewers of grilled gluten, three skewers of sweet and spicy, four chicken wings, two skewers of grilled rice cakes, ......"

"Well, a new deal is negotiated, so let's celebrate with two more beers. ”

Jiang Zimu had a broken thought in his heart, his fingers slid the screen up and down, and in the blink of an eye, there were already more than fifty entries in the shopping cart.

Xiao Lizao devoured a whole plate of vegetables like a herbivore, and glanced at Jiang Zimu from time to time. I don't know why, looking at the girl's harmless smile on her face, Xiao Lizao felt a slight handstand, and his heart was really unstable.

An hour later.

It was Xiao Lizao's turn to hold his arms in front of his chest and look at Jiang Zimu who was eating on the other side in a daze.

"I have a gym meal every day, how are you, masturbating in front of me?

If Xiao Lizao's eyes were to be deciphered into words, Jiang Zimu could effortlessly decipher hundreds of MMPs and non-broadcast terms that had to be blocked. But so what? Oh, the fat in this skewer melts in your mouth, and it's so delicious that it flies.

"Don't look at me like that, squeak if you want to eat. ”

Xiao Lizao snorted coldly, hating only that his pupils were black and big, and he really couldn't roll a textbook-level white eye to set off the atmosphere.

"I'm going to keep my body fat percentage below 10 percent. Xiao Li closed his eyes a little, and used all his strength to absorb the smell of barbecue in the air into his nose.

"A girl can't get married if she's fat. ”

As soon as he heard this, Jiang Zimu's body trembled, and he immediately stood up like a stressed hedgehog.

"Whether you are fat or not is not up to outsiders. Whether you marry or not, it depends on whether your aunt is happy or not. Oh yes, by the way, I'm a person, I don't get fat no matter how I eat, even if I don't exercise, I don't need to diet or anything, do you say angry?"

Xiao Lizao: Your hatred has been pulled out of the galaxy.

"I said, Goddess, why do I think that you are very special and very especially targeting me?"

Jiang Zimu raised the corners of his lips, didn't speak, drank half a can of beer, and then sincerely praised the deliciousness, and then gave a small playful hiccup.

"I heard Gu's mother say, do you think I'm different?"

"Sort of. ”

"That's why you specifically found Gu's mother and wanted to help me?"

"I came to you, firstly, because of the sense of mission to make money, secondly, because of the sense of urgency to get rid of mechanical and boring manual labor, and thirdly, because of the sense of responsibility for the correct use of my special abilities. Is that a clear explanation?"

Xiao Li blinked early, obviously not clear, laborious swallowing saliva, mouth open, before he could speak, he heard Jiang Zimu turn his head coldly.

"I said, your villa is too hard to find, and it's still outside the delivery range of the barbecue restaurant. The extra 500 yuan I spent just now for the delivery fee, can I find Sister Gu to report it tomorrow?"

"Huh. Xiao Lizao has summarized thousands of words into a concise and concise onomatopoeia that is suitable for all ages and the lethality of the Internet.

The word is out, and everything is quiet.

An hour after dinner, Jiang Zimu was bored, huddled on the sofa in the hall, and wiped out a bag of potato chips with the remaining half can of beer.

Xiao Li was already watching from the side, and couldn't help but scold Jiang Zimu with a tone of "self-cooked".

Jiang Zimu shrugged his shoulders nonchalantly in the spirit of optimism with his left ear in and out of his right ear, then cleaned up the bag of potato chips, smiled at Xiao Lizao, and was about to go to the guest room on the second floor that Gu Suixin had arranged for him when he left.

Before he could take three steps, the doorbell rang again.

Xiao Li looked at his watch early, and naturally knew who came to the door on time, with a bitter and bitter face, and shouted at Jiang Zimu in a low voice: "My fitness coach is here." You hide and don't show your face and don't make a sound, in case he finds out that there is such an ordinary and unremarkable face in my villa, I am afraid that my coach will recommend me to see an ophthalmologist. ”

Jiang Zimu didn't reply, his eyes quickly turned twice, turned around and trotted all the way to the kitchen, but he ran back in thirty seconds, calmly made an OK gesture, and muttered softly while running to the second floor, "I'm not here, please do it." Whoever wants the coach to find out that there is a third person in this house is the puppy. ”

Xiao Li "cut" in a low voice, hesitated for a moment, got up and went to the entrance, first hid Jiang Zimu's shoes, then clapped his hands and opened the door.

"Brother Li, it's very punctual. ”

Coach Li nodded, didn't say much, and put the gym bag on the ground casually when he entered the door, his nose twitched slightly, and he asked Xiao Li a long time ago, "A friend is here?"

"Where, I'm the only one. ”

Coach Lee smiled unkindly.

"What did you have for dinner?"

"Kin... Fitness...... Meal...... Yes. ”

Xiao Li's scalp was numb from being stared at by the coach, and he took a deep breath hard but quietly, only then did he realize that there was a special aroma of barbecue in the room that began to diffuse faintly. Maybe I've been in the house for a long time, and my sense of smell is really not as sensitive as the coach's dog nose.

Xiao Li was a little blind, thinking to himself that the goddess hadn't already packed up the barbecue drills, and the inside and outside three layers were tightly wrapped, and I opened the purifier and opened the window to change the gas for so long, how could it still smell?

While thinking, Xiao Lizao paced two steps to the kitchen with a weak heart, and as soon as he entered, he saw that the trash bin had been moved out of the corner, and the things inside were in a mess - the barbecue chisel was propped up, just open the clamshell of the trash can, and the barbecue packaging box was opened very "intimately", and the fragrant and spicy smell bubbled out one by one, and a corner of the flattened potato chip packaging bag was also revealed on the top, as if it had not been accidentally stuffed in, and it was quietly waiting to be caught red-handed with the barbecue chisel.

All the arrangements are just right so far, not deliberate but fatal.

"Did you order takeout?" or a high-calorie barbecue?" Coach Li's face was as cold as Mount Everest, "yes, I still eat potato chips." ”

"No, Brother Li, listen to my explanation. My dinner... Dinner was a real fitness meal. Believe it or not, the dishes are still in the sink and have not been washed. ”

"Well, I believe you. Coach Li glanced at the sink, and then gave Xiao Li a heavy punch, "That is to say, after you ate a fitness meal for dinner, you took in additional high-oil, high-salt, high-fat barbecue and potato chips." ”

"Very good, very good. Coach Li looked at Xiao Lizao fixedly, didn't say much, and gave him a look for himself to experience.

"It's so reasonable to steal food, I don't know how to wipe my mouth clean! This is arrogant, it's the big star Xiao I know who didn't run away. Coach Li silently vomited, looking at Xiao Lizao's face that was so beautiful that he couldn't be called a mortal, his heart was even more angry.

"Well, let's practice. This time it can be regarded as a famous teacher. ”

Xiao Lizao finally understood why Jiang Zimu honestly didn't fight with him, but now that he wants to understand, it's too late. What he didn't understand was how Jiang Zimu could think of such a good way to rectify the person in a flash, with a small investment and quick results, it was simply a god-like strain.

Thinking about it like this, Xiao Li hated that he couldn't run to the second floor, and immediately gave Jiang Zimu a thumbs up and kicked her feet along the way.

"Brother Li, it's really not... True...... I ......"

"Is there anyone else in this house besides you and me?" Isn't it you, is it me who eats?" Coach Li's logic was clear and clear, and there was nothing wrong with it, "Just say that a friend came just now, ate and left, otherwise, it is okay to say that Sister Gu eats." ”

"Yes, yes...... Wang, Wang, Wang. ”

Xiao Lizao's mind was full of battles: the puppy was very good, cute and cute, loyal and reliable. No, no, I'm a dignified man, how can I bow my head in front of that goddess?

"Dates, this is today's exercise arrangement, you take a look at it first. "Coach Li doesn't want to deal with this child who is nearly 1.9 meters old but insists on being a scoundrel.

"10 sets of dumbbell bent arms rows, 5 sets of lying birds, 5 sets of sit-ups, 5 sets of weight-bearing inclined board crunches, 5 sets of barbell squats, 5 sets of Russian push-ups, and 5 sets of mountaineering steps. Xiao Li had already taken a quick look at the training plan, and said in his heart that it was okay, it was also this exercise intensity before, a group of fifteen, which was also within the acceptable range.

"Now that you've broken your diet today, double your training plan for today. ”

"Poof!" Xiao Lizao's facial muscles were a little stiff, and his big eyes were watery and lonely, weak, and helpless.

"Brother Li...... I really didn't ......."

"Quadruple again. ”

Xiao Lizao gasped, leaned in front of the trash can slowly, bent his body, and sniffed the barbecue residue inside.

"Jiang Zimu, I will definitely avenge this revenge!"