Chapter 808 - Call You Cheap
Liu Ni sat cross-legged on the sofa, holding her chin with her hands, laughing stupidly. Smiled and smiled and showed a faint nervous look. Thinking that Lu Shanmin was about to return to the East China Sea, in addition to the excitement, it was inevitable that there was some little nervousness.
In the past four years, he has changed from a mountain villager to a famous figure in the East China Sea. Although she had seen his current appearance in newspapers and magazines, in her mind, he was still the same as when he was in the mountains, dressed in rustic clothes, elegant and resolute face, and a silly smile.
In the past four years, she has also changed from a mountain village girl to a slim and beautiful girl. The pigtails have been transformed into shawl hair, and the coarse cloth clothes have become all sorts of fashionable clothes, and they look no different from the girls in the city.
It's been four years, and she's been waiting for this day for too long, as if a century has passed. She had thought about the scene of the reunion countless times, and each time the scene was different, but each time it was so sweet and exciting.
Dao Yi looked at Liu Ni like a nymphomaniac in a daze, since he was injured in Shiren Village last time, he has been strictly supervised by Liu Ni. No smoking, no drinking, no doors. It made his heart itch like a cat's claw.
Seeing that Liu Ni was immersed in her own world and couldn't extricate herself, Dao Yi pretended to be casual and raised his sleeve to wipe his nose, and with a shake of his arm, a mineral water bottle popped out of the wide sleeve, and the mouth of the bottle was just to his mouth.
Just when he thought he was perfectly disguised and could take a sip secretly, he found that the bottle was pulled by a strong force.
Dao Yi turned his head and said with a bitter face: "Grandpa is dying of thirst, let me drink saliva."
Xiao Nizi looked at Daoyi with a smile and snatched the mineral water bottle. Pointing to the teacup on the coffee table, "The little dog just sent over the Longjing yesterday, it's better for you to drink this."
"Little Nizi, grandpa's injury has long been healed, you just let me take a sip to relieve my cravings." Michichi said in a pleading tone.
Liu Ni looked at Dao Yi with a smile, "Okay, you can't smoke, you can't drink, have you forgotten what the doctor said last time you went to the hospital? The doctor said that at your age, your body functions have begun to deteriorate, and you should quit smoking and drinking."
Dao Yi slapped his thigh aggrievedly, "Oh, that doctor knows a fart, grandpa is a top master of martial arts, or a top master among top masters, a Tai Chi tour of internal qi nourishes the muscles and veins of the whole body, how can I be measured by the standards of ordinary people."
Liu Ni habitually pursed her mouth, "Do you think you are eighteen, you are more than eighty, no matter how strong you are, the vitality of your body is not as good as when you were young, the last battle, the internal qi in your body still can't stop leaking out, and your recovery ability has greatly decreased at your age."
Dao pointed at Liu Ni's nose in a huff, "This is also a tube, that is also a tube, just your housekeeper's temper, Lu Shanmin will not like you."
Liu Ni's face gradually became gloomy. Frightened, Daoyi moved his ass to the side. "Why do you still want to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors."
Liu Ni's gloomy face gradually showed a smile again, and a bright light flashed in her eyes.
"You're right, I've got to be ready." Said that he hurriedly ran into the bedroom, leaving Daoyi with a confused face and didn't know what was going on.
Liu Ni closed the bedroom door, picked up her phone, found a phone number and dialed it.
After a few seconds, there was a cry of surprise on the other end of the phone. "Little Sister Niko"!
"Sister Zixuan".
"It's really you, I'm so happy, you still remember me, so touched."
Xiao Nizi giggled, "Of course I remember, you are my sister, how could I forget you".
"Good, what a good sister, my sister's eyes saw that you were a good sister at the beginning."
Xiao Nizi smiled and asked, "Sister Zixuan, how are you doing in the UK?"
"Hey", Ye Zixuan's long sigh came from the other end of the phone. "The food here is not delicious, the women are not as beautiful as me, and the men are not handsome, so it's lonely."
"Hehehe, that's because you're so beautiful, other girls can't compare to you, and you can't look at other boys."
"Hahahaha, when I heard you say this, I suddenly became enlightened, if you want to say beautiful, I am the most beautiful among the girls I have ever seen."
Xiao Nizi also giggled happily, "That's right, we are the most beautiful girls in the world."
The other end of the phone sneered, "Aren't we going to look too proud?"
"Well, people in the mountains don't lie, I'm telling the truth."
"Little sister Nizi, you are so cute, it's a pleasure to chat with you."
"Hehe, I'm happy to talk to you too."
"Sister Zixuan, if you're not happy over there, come back."
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a long time, and a long sigh came, "I want to finish my graduate school here, and I want to study for a doctorate."
"Sister Zixuan, why do girls read so many books, we people in the mountains know that it is better for a woman to learn well than to marry well."
"You speak like a friend of mine."
"Is that guy you like"?
There was silence on the other end of the phone again, "Forget it, don't mention him." What about you, have you met someone you like"?
"Soon, I'll see him in two days. I called you just to ask for advice on what to do."
"Wow, congratulations, my sister is happy for you. My sister told you that with the experience of my sister's love master, you must pay attention to a few points. First, you have to pretend to be weak, a man is an animal with a strong sense of vanity, he likes to pretend to be tall and powerful in front of women, and he must satisfy his vanity, so you have to pretend to be delicate and make a pitiful appearance, so that it will greatly satisfy his desire to protect."
"Oh、、、 Sister Zixuan, I'm not weak."
"Hey, that's why I told you to pretend."
"But I won't pretend."
"You've got the right person, I'll teach you. First of all, you should walk slowly, twist your waist and limbs, and be like a weak willow supporting the wind. Secondly, you should lower your eyebrows and make a shy look. Finally, if you have tears in your eyes, if you can't cry, you can bring a bottle of eye drops."
"Oh、、、".
"The second point is to be reserved. If he wants to hold your hand, he must not let him succeed the first time, not the second time, and let him hold your hand only the third time."
"Oh、、、".
"The third point 、、、"
"Sister Zixuan,"
"Gee, what's the third point, you're messing with my train of thought." "I remember, the third point is called anti-guest, you have to scold him, scold him bloody. Scold him for why he came back, scold him for why he held your hand, scold him for 、、、、woo woo 、、、、".
"Sister Zixuan, why are you crying"?
Ye Zixuan's crying sound came from the other end of the phone, and after a while, a choked voice came. "It's okay, sister is happy for you, sister Xiao Nizi, you finally waited for your beloved."
"Sister Zixuan, come back, I really don't mind you being my sister."
"Silly girl, I'm your sister."
After hanging up the phone, Xiao Nizi walked out of the bedroom, curled up on the sofa, and hugged her knees with her hands
, with a long sigh.
Daoyi looked at Xiao Nizi curiously, "I was still in high spirits just now, why did I sigh in a blink of an eye."
Liu Ni said in an old and serious tone: "You don't understand."
Dao Yi blew his beard and glared, "Hmph, isn't it just a matter of boys and girls falling in love, grandpa was also young."
Liu Ni rolled her eyes and directly ignored his existence.
Dao Yi can't bear this point the most, he speaks well, and he is suddenly ignored and blocked, and he is so aggrieved that he can't do it, but he is helpless. I had to roll my eyes and shake my head, indicating that he didn't bother to pay attention to you.
"Grandpa, have you ever loved someone?" Xiao Nizi suddenly burst out with a sentence.
Daoyi frowned, "Xiao Nizi, you have just turned eighteen years old, you are still young, other girls have just entered college at this age, you should see more of the outside world, there are many good men."
"Are they as handsome as the mountain people"?
"It's much more handsome than Lu Shanmin."
"Do they have mountain people and brothers"?
"He has a fart money, don't look at the title of chairman, he can't take out a few steel hammers in his pocket."
"Are they called Lu Shanmin"?
Dao Yi was choked by a sentence, and only said after a while: "Xiao Nizi, you grew up with Lu Shanmin since you were a child, and you have never been in contact with a few men at all, you have to think carefully about whether your feelings for him are family or male and female."
Liu Ni turned her head to look at Daoyi, her eyes full of doubts. "Is there a difference"?
"Of course there is a difference, family affection is like the relationship between you and your grandfather, the love between men and women is, that is, I can't tell what it is, anyway, there is a difference."
Liu Ni continued to bury her head in her knees, "Anyway, I only know that I miss him very much when I can't see Brother Shanmin, and I am very happy when I see him."
Dao Yi sighed helplessly, "You should know that Lu Shanmin has a girlfriend."
"Jiang Wan, Brother Shanmin won't like her."
"It's Zeng Yaqian".
Liu Ni frowned and remained silent. After a long time, he said: "Brother Shanmin will not be happy with her."
Dao Yi looked at Liu Ni in a daze, "You are not Lu Shanmin, how do you know."
Liu Ni said lightly: "I grew up with Brother Shanmin, we are together every day, I know what kind of girl he likes."
Daoyi said disdainfully: "What do you know about a little girl"!
Liu Ni cut off, "Anyway, I know better than you, an old bachelor."
"What are you talking about," !? Dao jumped up from the couch with a sharp swoop.
Liu Ni didn't look at him, "Don't say good things a second time."
"Ahh "What kind of evil did I create in my last life, how can a granddaughter say this about grandpa, my God, you quickly send a drought thunder to kill this unfilial descendant."
Liu Ni glanced at Dao impatiently, "You are not my own grandfather"!
"Ahh
Liu Ni shook her head helplessly, got up and walked towards the door. "This is the third floor, and you can't fall to death if you jump."
Dao Yi straddled the window with one leg, saw Liu Ni open the door and was about to go out, shouting, "Where are you going"?
Liu Ni paused, as if remembering something, turned around and walked to the coffee table, picked up the dry tobacco pouch and the mineral water bottle with wine, and walked out. The door slammed shut.
Dao Yi wanted to cry without tears, and slapped his mouth fiercely, "Call you cheap."