Chapter 384: Emperor, Save Me!
You can't do it without grabbing a knife.
Xu Lai is afraid that he will go to incense his sister-in-law today next year.
Really.
Hearing Ruan Lan talk about the black history of the past, Ruan Tang put on a pretty face and subconsciously patted his sister's head.
If there were knives in his hands, the picture would be bloody.
"Slightly. ”
Ruan Lan not only did not panic, but spit out her tongue.
Yiyi blinked her eyes wide, and found a place for her mother: "Ma Ma is actually okay to cook." ”
"Okay!?"
Ruan Lan exaggerated: "She can fry eggs until they are 100 minutes cooked, that's called rice? ”
Ruan Tang's face darkened.
Ruan Lan continued as if she hadn't seen it:
"Yiyi, you don't know, your mother loved to learn to cook with her grandmother when she was a child, at that time, the kitchen at home was fried every three days, and the big explosion was every five days, and the neighbors also called the police. ”
"Do you have to call the police if the cooking is unpalatable?" Bei Bei was stunned.
"Nope. ”
Ruan Lan said seriously: "The neighbors suspected my sister of making chemical bombs at home, and three police cars and eight special police officers came that day, and I still remember it." ”
Xu Lai looked strange.
Ruan Tang's face was like a peach blossom, and he said with a smile: "Ruan Lan, let's go upstairs and have a good chat." ”
"I don't, I'm going to wait for the stuffing to be reconciled and make dumplings. ”
Ruan Lan shook her head again and again, she was afraid that she would be killed by her sister if she went up.
"Aren't you going to study?"
"I don't study anymore. ”
Ruan Lan smiled embarrassedly: "Sister, don't look at me with such gentle eyes, it's a big holiday, it's crazy." ”
"Well, after that dinner, I'll go to your room, and our sisters will talk to each other. ”
“......”
Ruan Tang was indignant: "Do you want to talk to me? Woman, you hypocrisy!"
"You're not a woman too. Xu Lai pouted.
Yiyi stared at Ruan Lan's chest for a long time, and said seriously: "Dad, my aunt is not. ”
Ruan Lan: "......"
She collapsed and said, "Xu Lai, Ruan Tang, take care of your daughter, this is too annoying." ”
Ruan Tang taught: "Yiyi, don't say that about my aunt." ”
"But the teacher said to be honest. Yiyi said seriously.
"You're not being honest. Your aunt is indeed a woman, but her figure ......."
Ruan Tang wanted to speak and stopped, although the latter words were not spoken, but the meaning was understood by everyone in the audience.
Ruan Lan burst into tears.
She finally knew where her niece learned this 'sweet talk', and the relationship was passed down by blood.
She clenched her fist, smashed it into the dough, and said angrily: "One day, I want you to know what it means to have the world in mind!"
No one answered.
Next, make dumplings with noodles and stuffing.
Ruan Tang, Ruan's family, and Yiyi's three daughters, the dumplings wrapped are twisted and twisted, and they are not serious dumplings at first glance.
The dumplings of Beibeibao are neat, as if the mold of the assembly line is carved out.
It's just that......
It's too small.
Dumplings the size of a fingernail, who can stand this, adults can eat hundreds of them in one bite.
"This little dumpling is so cute. Ruan Tang praised.
"Uh-huh. ”
Bei Bei said happily: "I'll pack more, and everyone will eat together." ”
Ruan Tang: "......"
This has to pack thousands, right?
Seeing her sister's expression, Ruan Lan glared and said, "Sister, what's wrong with the dumplings?
“???”
Xu Lai had a question mark in his head, he felt that his sister-in-law was insinuating, right...... It's a bloody mouth!
Xu came to see Ruan Tang: "Won't you say something for me?"
This time it was Ruan Tang's turn to have a question mark on his face: "What should I say for you?"
"Then I'll tell my sister-in-law myself. ”
“...... Shut up and go to the dumplings!" Ruan Tang kicked Xu Lai lightly.
Soon the hot dumplings were served.
The family ate a few bites while chatting, and whispered: "Why didn't anyone set off fireworks today." ”
"Prevent pollution. ”
"Oh. ”
The little girl was a little regretful: "Qian Xiao also said that someone will set off fireworks today." ”
Xu Lai's heart moved, and he smiled: "Yes." ”
"Where?"
Yiyi's eyes lit up.
"Heavenly. ”
As Xu Lai's words fell, countless fireworks suddenly burst into the sky in the distance, and everyone in the entire Donghai City could see them.
The relevant departments were stunned.
Where? Fireworks are banned throughout the city!
They frantically went to investigate, but they ...... If you can't find the root cause, people are all stupid.
Nobody knows.
The fireworks all over the city turned into aura are just because her daughter wants to see them.
"Wow. ”
Xu Yiyi held her little face, her eyes reflected the colorful fireworks, and exclaimed: "It's so beautiful, Dad." ”
"How can you be beautiful. ”
"Hey, hey, hey. ”
The little girl laughed happily.
......
......
Night.
Xu Lai was soaking in the hot spring in the backyard, although he wanted to take Ruan Tang with him, but the latter was handling some things in the company's study.
After all, the company has three days off, and she still has to worry more about some things.
Xu Lai suddenly opened his eyes.
A sentence sounded in his ears at the right time: "Emperor, there is a result." ”
Xu looked at it, it was the way of heaven.
The little guy has a red belly as always, and his chubby image is not to mention how happy he is, but he doesn't eat sugar gourds.
"Have you gained weight lately?" Xu Lai raised an eyebrow.
“...... Ate too much in the past two days. ”
“......”
Xu Lai was stunned and laughed.
This Heavenly Dao is really human, and even the 'fat' thing has to be tried.
"Say it. Xu Lai's smile gradually faded.
"Yes. ”
Tiandao hurriedly said: "Since the last time that mysterious palm appeared, I have been investigating the relationship between the Moon Clan and Jing Ke, and I have discovered several teleportation channels from the moon to the earth. ”
"Oh?"
"However, these teleportation formations have been broken or destroyed, so the lunarians cannot come to Earth. ”
Heavenly Dao bowed his head, as if he had forgotten that these formations had been destroyed by him in the early years.
Xu Lai smiled: "Go on." ”
"These passages were all made by Jing Ke. ”
Heavenly Dao said some of the evidence from the investigation and concluded: "However, I always feel that he is not just for the tomb of the quasi-emperor on the earth......"
The Lunarians want to take over Earth.
Xu Lai knows about this matter, and Tiandao knows even more, but how much benefit can Jing Ke get from it?
If there is no benefit.
It is impossible for the other party to do this.
"Maybe it has something to do with the Faceless Youkai in the Soul Candle. ”
Xu Lai said lightly: "It's just that the other party doesn't know anything, she's not simple." ”
Tiandao was so frightened that his scalp stood up.
It's not that he didn't think that the banshee who had been tortured by him for a long time had a background, but when Xu Lai said this, it would be a big problem.
Let the emperor think that a person has a background, so how big is her background?
"Puff"
Tiandao sat on the ground with a desperate expression: "Emperor, save me !!"
Xu Lai: "......"
Other Heavenly Dao has no consciousness, works diligently, and is a law machine without the slightest emotion.
When dealing with things that violate the laws of the Heavenly Dao, he doesn't care about any crises at all, and he won't have any fear.
The earth's heavenly dao, a horse that coaxed before anything happened, is really a shame for other heavenly daos.
(End of chapter)