"That's it. ”

Wei Xiaoxu and Zhang Liang walked to a small forest, new leaves had been pulled out of the trees, but there were still dead leaves that had fallen last autumn on the ground, densely spread on the ground, in a semi-rotten state, as if they were about to merge with the soil.

As he spoke, Wei Xiaoxu was about to take off his pants and squat down, he was a little upset, and he couldn't wait to release the power of the desolation in his stomach.

Wei Xiaoxu squatted down and looked at Zhang Lianghe: "Why are you standing here?"

Zhang Lianghe asked with a puzzled expression: "I don't want to pull, I'm not standing, I'm still squatting with you?"

"I mean you stand far away, I can't pull it out if you stand here. Wei Xiaoxu replied.

Zhang Lianghe rolled his eyes: "It seems that I am willing to follow you." ”

So Zhang Lianghe stood in the distance, and as soon as Zhang Lianghe walked away, Wei Xiaoxu was a thunderbolt, and he was so unhappy to see that comfortable expression.

"Wei Xiaoxu!"

"Zhang Lianghe!"

At this time, the voices of Wei Hua and Li Jingping came from not far away, and the two shouted while walking to find them.

Zhang Lianghe saw the two of them and hurriedly ran over: "Squad leader, dormitory leader, am I here?"

"What about Wei Xiaoxu?" Wei Hua asked.

Zhang Lianghe pointed and said with a smile: "Pull it over there." ”

Wei Hua said: "Let's go, go over and call him, this team is all assembled, ready to go! The head teacher asked the two of us to call you two back." ”

Zhang Lianghe was in front and walked towards the place where Wei Xiaoxu was, the three of them were just downwind, and before they saw Wei Xiaoxu, they smelled a burst of "fragrance", and the three couldn't help frowning and covering their mouths and noses.

As a result, as soon as the three of them came to the place, they didn't see Wei Xiaoxu's figure, only his traces.

Zhang Lianghe shouted anxiously: "Wei Xiaoxu!"

"Hey, here!" Wei Xiaoxu's voice came from behind a mound of earth, which was not high, but it just blocked Wei Xiaoxu who was squatting.

"Is it over?" the team has assembled!" Wei Hua shouted.

"Not yet, wait!" Wei Xiaoxu's voice came from behind the mound.

The three of them walked over, and Zhang Lianghe couldn't help but complain: "Why are you still pulling and changing places?"

Wei Xiaoxu smiled: "It's too stinky, it's fresher to change places." ”

The three were speechless.

Wei Hua said: "Hurry up, the team is assembled, it's time to go, the whole class is waiting for you!"

When Wei Xiaoxu heard this, he hurriedly said embarrassedly: "Right away, it's okay......"

As a result, as soon as he touched his pocket, he didn't bring any paper, Wei Xiaoxu hurriedly said: "Hehe, brothers, do you have any paper? ”

Wei Hua and the three of them quickly touched their trouser pockets, and then the three of them looked at each other and shook their heads in unison.

Suddenly, the four big men looked at each other in embarrassment for a few seconds.

The three of them stood and looked down at Wei Xiaoxu, Wei Xiaoxu squatted and looked up at Wei Hua and the three of them, and the four of them were a little messy in the spring breeze.

Zhang Lianghe couldn't help but speak: "You come to, you don't bring paper? Isn't this equivalent to eating without utensils?"

Wei Hua and Li Jingping looked at Zhang Lianghe in surprise, how did Zhang Lianghe's analogy sound wrong, the more he thought about it, the more inexplicably he felt a little disgusting.

But Wei Xiaoxu didn't feel ashamed at this time, but said unashamedly: "Which serious old man carries paper with him?"

As he spoke, he asked Zhang Lianghe, "Do you bring it?"

Zhang Lianghe shook his head.

He looked at Li Jingping again and asked, "Do you bring it?"

Li Jingping shook his head.

Finally, he asked Wei Hua: "Squad leader, do you want to bring it?"

Wei Hua also shook his head.

"Isn't that right, the old man who is righteous will definitely not carry paper with him!"

Wei Xiaoxu is a person who learns generally, but there are a lot of crooked truths, in the current popular words, he is "bar essence", he often asks questions in class, and the teachers who ask him are unwilling to deal with him, in the words of the teachers, he is to collect the evil ways in his head, and at least he can take the top ten.

And Wei Xiaoxu's crooked truth of "big men don't bring paper" almost persuaded the other three people, but Wei Hua was the first to sober up and retorted: "I don't know if the big man brings paper or not, but if you come to and you don't bring paper, you are a wall of sand." ”

Zhang Lianghe, who was on the side, suddenly jumped up, reached out and picked a few fresh leaves from the tree that had not yet grown, and said jokingly: "Brother, don't talk about it, use these leaves to make do." ”

"Does this work in the dark?"

Wei Xiaoxu roared, and Zhang Lianghe threw the leaves on him and laughed out loud.

If it weren't for Wei Xiaoxu not wiping his ass now, Wei Xiaoxu looked at Zhang Lianghe with a cheap face, and really wanted to put on his pants - help trot - fly up, and kick Zhang Lianghe to the ground in a triple set.

At this time, the honest and honest Li Jingping picked up a clod of soil from the ground and said seriously: "Use this, right?"

Li Jingping is an honest child, and he is also a rather boring person, he can't lie, and he has never joked with others, so when Li Jingping held up the clod of soil and said this sentence seriously, the other three people were stunned, Li Jingping's expression, tone, and personality were not joking at all.

Li Jingping tried his best to use his non-standard Mandarin and said slowly: "When I was a child, in the countryside, when I followed my grandfather, I was in a hurry to work in the fields, and I used this to wipe my stomach. ”

After speaking, Li Jingping added very seriously: "Sometimes, corn cobs are also used." ”

The corn cob that Li Jingping is talking about is the cob left after the corn kernels are peeled off.

Wei Xiaoxu looked at the clod of soil and frowned deeply, and then shook his head resolutely with a frightened expression.

At this time, Wei Hua said: "Okay, don't be poor, I'll run back to borrow paper from Wei Xiaoxu." ”

Saying that, Wei Hua opened his legs and ran back at a very fast speed, waiting for Wei Hua to run back to the class, each class had been rectified, and the first class had already begun to walk towards the foot of the mountain.

The head teacher of the third class saw that only Wei Hua came back, and asked strangely and anxiously: "Wei Hua, what about the other three? Why did you come back!"

Wei Hua smiled breathlessly and said, "That Wei Xiaoxu...... He...... He didn't bring toilet paper, we ...... The three of us didn't have any ...... with us So, I ran back to borrow paper from him......"

As soon as Wei Hua's words fell, the students of the third class burst into laughter, this Wei Xiaoxu was simply the source of happiness in their class, leaving countless happy memories for every student in their class.

Everyone is forgetful, a few years after graduation, some people's impressions will be blurred in their minds, basically can't remember their memories, and even forget their names, what can leave a deep memory is generally Xueba, scumbag, class committee and Wei Xiaoxu This kind of "sand sculpture" in the class like existence, and when Wei Xiaoxu is mentioned, everyone will always laugh and recall the "sand sculpture" interesting facts about him.

It is said that there is such a theorem, that is, there will be one or two sand sculpture classmates in each class, if you can't remember this sand sculpture classmate in your memory, then it means that this sand sculpture in your class is you.

The head teacher of the third class was angry, funny, and hated that iron could not be made of steel, and said: "What can this Wei Xiaoxu do every day?

Then he said to the students, "Who brought the paper? Hurry up to Wei Hua." ”

The girls took out handkerchiefs from their pockets and backpacks and handed them to Wei Hua, who took a pack and said, "Enough is enough." ”

Then Wei Hua rushed at an accelerated speed of eight hundred miles towards the grove where Wei Xiaoxu and the others were.