Chapter 22 Cutting off people's and money
"What do you mean, can I be cured?" After a while, the patient's desire to be cured finally overcame his shyness, and he couldn't help but ask.
"Of course, didn't my flyer say that I can treat all kinds of incurable diseases here. Lu Fan said as a matter of course.
"Then hurry up and help me get a cure!" the patient was overjoyed.
"The cure can be cured, but my rule is to collect the money first, then treat the disease, and if the cure is not good, return the money on the spot. Lu Fan said slowly.
"What? Collect the money first, you're a liar, aren't you?" Dr. Cao felt that he had finally found the handle.
Even in their Tongjitang, there is absolutely no such thing as collecting money first and then seeing a doctor.
In his opinion, the kid in front of him is not a doctor at all, and it is very likely that he is a liar.
"Does it have anything to do with you?" Lu Fan didn't bother to pay attention to the doctor Cao, he continued to look at the patient, "My rules are like this, you can think about it, as long as you pay the money, I guarantee that you will get what you want tonight!"
The patient was moved, he hadn't tried that taste for a long time, and if he could get what he wanted tonight, he would admit it for a little more money.
"Lao Cao, I want to try. He looked at Dr. Cao, hoping for some encouragement.
"Lao Wang, listen to me, don't be impulsive!" Dr. Cao hurriedly persuaded.
Lao Wang? Lu Fan couldn't help but feel happy in his heart.
Lao Wang is a legendary character, just this guy's ability, I'm afraid he doesn't have the potential to be Lao Wang!
"Lao Wang, think about it carefully, isn't this incident a little too mysterious today?" Dr. Cao continued to persuade.
"You just came, I didn't talk to him, I didn't let him check his pulse, and I didn't receive any examinations, and he even knew the purpose of your visit, this kind of thing is a little too magical, right?"
Lao Wang thought about it, it makes sense!
He has just arrived, and he hasn't said a word yet, how can this so-called miracle doctor know his own situation?
It's amazing, but it's because it's so amazing that it seems so unreal.
"But how does he know about me? Not many people know about me!"
Seeing that Lao Wang believed his words, Doctor Cao couldn't help but be happy in his heart: "This matter is actually the same as those fortune tellers, many of them have been carefully investigated in advance, although your matter is secret, but there are still some people who know." ”
Lao Wang suddenly realized: "Lao Cao, fortunately you came with me, otherwise, I would have been fooled if I didn't do it today." ”
"Well, I'm a professional doctor, not like this kind of liar. Dr. Cao said unashamedly, "Let's go, I will treat your illness slowly, and with a little more time, you will definitely be cured." ”
Lao Wang is his cash cow, and he is reluctant to give this cash cow to others.
He came with Lao Wang today just to stir up this matter, and he must not let others cure Lao Wang's illness.
Lu Fan saw that these two guys were like telling jokes, singing and harmonizing, talking and talking, he really became a liar, and he was very unhappy.
Originally, he only planned to charge 10,000 yuan for the treatment of this disease, but now, let's charge more, anyway, this old king is also a rich man, in order to revive the man's majesty, he should be willing to spend more money.
"The surname Cao, you don't bewitch the public here. Lu Fan sneered, "Your situation is not as good as this Mr. Wang, if you really know how to cure diseases, just cure your own illness first!"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Dr. Cao's face suddenly turned red, jumped three feet high, and pointed at Lu Fan's nose, "You are talking nonsense here again, believe it or not, I'm going to sue you?"
His biggest privacy was punctured on the spot, how could he not jump off the wall in a hurry?
It's just that in Lu Fan's eyes, he is like a clown jumping off the beam, and he doesn't take it seriously at all.
"Mr. Wang, you have to think about whether you want to hand over your illness to someone who is sicker than yourself for treatment. ”
Lao Wang was completely stunned, and it took a long time for him to react: "You mean, Lao Cao also has the same problem as me?"
"Nope. Lu Fan shook his head, "Strictly speaking, the two of you are not exactly the same, of course, your symptoms are very similar, and his symptoms are more serious than yours." ”
Lao Wang himself knows his own family affairs, and his problem is that it is not long-lasting, and it only ends in three or five minutes each time, because this is not less complained by his wife. In the past few years, he has tried his best and used a lot of home remedies, but it has no effect.
Lao Cao's problem is even more serious than him, can Lao Cao only last for a minute or two?
Lao Wang's eyes were a little strange when he looked at Lao Cao, no wonder the last time he saw Lao Cao's daughter-in-law, he felt that she was a little abnormal!
"Lao Wang, why do you look at me like this, you dare to believe this kind of liar?" Doctor Cao was stimulated by Lao Wang's eyes, and almost didn't jump up.
However, his performance made Lao Wang, who was familiar with him, confirm his thoughts.
It seems that Lao Cao really has such a problem, and he will only behave like this if he is poked at the pain point.
Lao Wang turned his head to look at Lu Fan, who was sitting there with a calm expression, and his heart couldn't help but move.
This is the true style of a great doctor!
Look at people, how calm they are, no matter how questioned they are, they are not angry or happy.
Look at Lao Cao again, he jumped up and down at the slightest thing.
Compared with the two, there is really a world of difference!
"Divine doctor, I believe in you, I can pay first, and then let you treat me!"
"Okay, the consultation fee is 50,000 yuan, you can go and get the money now, I will also go out" Lu Fan nodded with satisfaction.
"Lao Wang, this guy slandered me so much, if you really fell for him, our friends wouldn't have to do it!" Lao Cao saw that his cash cow seemed to be about to be poached, and his heart ached.
"Lao Cao, don't be like this, I'm just trying. Lao Wang's expression was very sincere, "Brother, I have suffered for so many years, even if there is only the slightest opportunity, I must grasp it! You will understand me!"
But in his heart, he was scolding his mother.
Damn, Lao Tzu finally has a good opportunity, you are still blocking it, and when Lao Tzu is really good, I have to talk to your daughter-in-law who is smart, so that you know the power of Lao Wang next door!
"Alright, let's go, wait for me here after withdrawing the money. Lu Fan waved his hand and stood up.
The relationship between this old Wang and Dr. Cao seems to be good, and he doesn't feel at ease to take out the prescription directly, so he is ready to go and prepare the medicine himself.