Chapter 57: Dimensionality Reduction Strike
"It's really better to listen to your words than to read a book for ten years!Brother Han, what did you do before?" Liu Zhiwei relieved himself and smiled a little reluctantly.
"It's also for sales. ”
"Doing sales in investment banks, selling bonds?"
"Well, almost. Han Xiaowu admitted with a smile.
The more Chu Chanjuan thought about it, the more depressed she became, and while pulling the dishes on the plate with chopsticks, she muttered: "I started to say that I worked in a securities company, and now I say that I work in an investment bank, and I run the train with my mouth full, without a word of truth!"
Han Xiaowu was about to explain, but Liu Zhiwei turned around and explained: "Chanjuan, Brother Han didn't lie to you, Brother Han is telling the truth, there are many departments in securities companies, and investment banks are one of them." ”
"Doesn't the securities company let people open an account to speculate in stocks?"
"It's not just about letting people open an account to speculate in stocks......"
"Okay, I don't understand anything, I'm just a financial idiot, I'm still helping people make money after being sold!" Chu Chanjuan became more and more unconvinced the more she thought about it, she held her chin and looked at Han Xiaowu obliquely and asked: "Boss Han, Mr. Han, how good the work of the investment bank is, it's all hundreds of millions of business, your bonds are selling well, why do you want to resign?"
"The market is not good, and the debt is not easy to sell. ”
"With your three-inch incorruptible tongue, how can you not sell it!"
"I didn't lie to you, it's really hard to sell, especially those rotten debts, which can't be sold even if they break the sky. As soon as he mentioned debt, Han Xiaowu couldn't help but think of "King Kong Barbie Doll".
"Even if the debt is not sold, even if you quit your job, you don't need to reduce your dimension and go to work in the community. Don't you think it's fun to have money and pretend to be nothing, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?"
"Chanjuan, don't get me wrong, I really didn't want to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. ”
"Then what are you trying to do?" Chu Chanjuan pressed step by step.
"You have read my resume, I have resigned for half a year, and I originally wanted to live an idyllic life for a few days, and even wanted to tear down my family's house and build it beautifully, so that I can live more comfortably. But my parents firmly disagreed, saying that the current house is very good, and that the house in the countryside is not worth anything no matter how beautiful it is. ”
Han Xiaowu smiled, and continued: "I want to fish like others, but I am impatient, I want to play games, but I feel bored, I just have nothing to do all day long, and I am always urged to marry by my parents and always pointed at by the neighbors in the village." I felt that I was stuck at home all day and had no income, and even thought that I was going back to hide from debts. ”
"Don't ramble, let's talk about the point, why do you go to work in the community?"
"If you can't stay at home, you can only come out, Taitung people don't have a sense of belonging to Yanhai, and we Fu'an people don't have a sense of belonging to Taitung, so we came to Anhai. After staying in Anhai for a few days, I didn't have any friends, and I couldn't find anyone to talk to. Seeing that the street was recruiting community workers, I thought that the community was very idle, so I sent a ghost to sign up......"
Chu Chanjuan kept asking questions, and Han Xiaowu answered all questions.
Liu Zhiwei suddenly felt like a light bulb in the way, he couldn't sit still, and hurriedly took over the conversation: "Brother Han, I admire an investment banking elite like you the most. I'm not afraid of your jokes, I also had an investment banking dream when I was in college, but unfortunately the ideal is very plump, but the reality is too skinny, like my education, the HR of the investment bank can't even look at it. ”
"Director Liu is really joking, what kind of elite am I? If I am really an elite, I will not resign. ”
"Brother Han, you are too modest, anyway, in my eyes, those who can enter the investment bank are elites. Halfway through, Liu Zhiwei was very frustrated when he came up with a "Cheng Biting Gold" who didn't play cards according to common sense. But looking at Chu Chanjuan, who was smiling like a flower, she spontaneously had a new motivation, and felt that she couldn't easily give up until the last moment, so she picked up her mobile phone and said with a smile: "What you just said really helped me, otherwise I wouldn't know how to explain it to the merchants." The two of you will talk first, and I will go out to make a call to the merchants, and then report to the leader. ”
"Okay, you're busy, leave us alone. ”
"Go ahead, work matters. ”
Liu Zhiwei went to the bar first and quietly bought the order, anyway, just a few dishes and two bottles of beer, which didn't add up to much money, and then walked out of the hotel to call the bureau leaders to report.
Chu Chanjuan had already seen that Liu Zhiwei was in a bad mood and didn't want to embarrass him even more. When he turned around, he saw Han Xiaowu looking at him with a smile, and suddenly felt that this familiar smile was very fake, and couldn't help glaring at Han Xiaowu, picked up his mobile phone and stood up and asked, "Mr. Han, do you want to have some staple food?"
"No need, I'm full, whatever you want. ”
"I'm also full, and Director Liu estimates that it's about the same, why don't we get here today?"
"Okay, I'll pay for it. ”
"No, I was kidding you. Although the little girl is poor, she can still afford a meal. ”
Han Xiaowu was about to speak, when he heard the movement and was about to come over to collect the table, the waiter said coldly: "The order for this table, the gentleman has already bought it just now." ”
"This Liu Zhiwei is rushing to pay the bill again!" Chu Chanjuan walked to the door with her bag on her back, thought about it and turned around and said, "Mr. Han, I'll go to him to settle the account, you can see if anything is pulled down." ”
"Okay, I'll take a look. ”
Han Xiaowu understood that she didn't just want to "settle accounts" with Liu Zhiwei, and suddenly regretted that she was too impulsive just now, and actually exposed the details in this way. Because once a woman's motherhood is overflowing, she will be extra sympathetic to the weak, there is no reason and no logic is needed. For example, when she introduced him before, she obviously favored him as a "little follower", and now she ran to comfort Liu Zhiwei in the way of "settling accounts".
What happened next confirmed this judgment.
Liu Zhiwei came by car, and because he drank some beer, he couldn't drive anymore. The young lady of the United Front actually proposed to drive Liu Zhiwei home in her car and let Liu Zhiwei come over tomorrow to drive. I never asked him how this "little follower" came to be and how he planned to go back.
Han Xiaowu smiled helplessly, feeling a little self-defeating.
Walking home, I was about to call to ask my niece when she would come back, but Zhang Yumin actually called, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he said: "Okay, you Han Xiaowu, you actually pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger!"
"Sister Zhang, why are you pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?"
"We're worried about you in vain, hurry up and join the group, open a group video, and we'll settle accounts with you in the group!"
"What group?" Han Xiaowu asked with a smile.
"Just look at your phone, hurry up!"
"Okay, I'll take a look at my work phone. ”
I don't know if I don't look at it, but when I look at it, I find that I was really pulled into a new group.
The members of the group are all colleagues in the community, but there is no Secretary Wang, and the group name is not "Yanggang Home", but "Sisterhood"!
The eldest sisters and ladies are having a video group chat, and there are a few screenshots in the group, which are the chat records between Liu Zhiwei and Zhang Yumin's husband, and the conversation is about what happened at night. Han Xiaowu was so attracted by the screenshot that he forgot to enter the group video mode.
"Xiaowu, what are you rubbing, hurry up, open the group video, we have something to ask you. ”
"Okay, I'm in. ”
As soon as I entered the group chat mode, I saw Zhang Lili sitting on the sofa and said with a smile: "Xiaowu, let's do it, it turns out that you are pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, it turns out that you are a millionaire!"
"Director, what is a millionaire? Millionaires are really worthless now, and in the community I rent now, there are not 1,000 but 800. My landlord is even more powerful now, and there are three suites in Ruyi alone, which are worth six or seven million in total!"
"There are many relocated households in your community, and it is normal for a family to have several suites. ”
"Simin, don't interrupt, let's talk about his deception to us first!"
"Sister Xu, when did I lie to you?"
Xu Dongmei pretended to be angry and said: "You said that your family sells seeds, fertilizers and pesticides, and what do you say about planting a few acres of land, but as a result, you are worth millions, and even Ruihai's creditors can earn 200,000 yuan a year without doing anything, isn't this a lie to us?"
"My family does sell seeds, fertilizers, and pesticides!" Han Xiao said with a very wronged look.
"But you're not, you've earned millions in seven or eight years of work, and I don't think I'll be able to earn so much until I retire!" Xu Dongmei thought about it and said sourly: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that our community is hiding dragons and crouching tigers, and you already have two rich second generations." ”
"Two rich second generations?" Han Xiaowu asked puzzled.
"Li Ling, don't you know, her family is a factory!" Xu Simin sneered.
"I really don't know," Han Xiaowu looked at Li Ling in the video, and asked with a smile: "Sister Li, it turns out that you are the boss lady, and you actually hide it from me, do you treat me as a colleague?"
Li Ling hugged the child and looked at the phone with a smile and said, "You never asked, and besides, don't you hide it from us." ”
Zhang Lili took over the conversation again: "Dongmei, what you said is not right or not, we have two local tyrant colleagues, but there is still a difference between Xiaowu and Li Ling, Xiaowu is self-made, and Li Ling is the rich second generation." ”