"What kind of person! A saint is still a fairy? Pheasants are more faceless than her! I have never seen such a shameless person! Shameless! I am willing to be cheap!"

Lin Xiaoxian scolded and nodded.

Lin Xiaoxian stopped scolding, Fusheng tilted his head and asked, "I have been scolded, and then what?"

"What, then? I, I, I...... I want to whip her with the sole of my shoe!I'll whip her shamelessly!" Lin Xiaoxian panicked in her heart.

Fusheng: "Hehe, don't be cowardly!"

"She's a heavenly immortal. I ...... "Look up and down at my thin arms and legs, and then think about my cultivation, Lin Xiaoxian was stunned."

Fusheng looked Lin Xiaoxian up and down: "Your cultivation is ...... Why do I feel lower and lower?"

Lin Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly.

Mu Jue is very strange, it only has two cultivation levels. In the first stage, the sea of knowledge, the soul, the body, and the sapling are divided into four parts, and each is separated, while in the later stage, the four are one, and there is no distinction between each other.

Lin Xiaoxian felt that her cultivation was fast. She has entered the second stage.

And then, and then...... And growing.

Isn't it just that the tree grows day by day? It doesn't matter if it's crooked or straight, what level is it raised?

Our tree, it's that simple!

Floating worries. "Is there really something wrong with your cultivation?"

Lin Xiaoxian shook her head. "Nope. The exercises I practice are special. ”

Fusheng shook his head and said, "You are a cultivation method that completely abandons your self. The whole is cultivated upside down. The more people practice, the stronger they become, and the more you practice, the weaker you become. In the past, it felt like you should have a ground-level cultivation, but now, you are becoming more and more like a mortal without cultivation. ”

Lin Xiaoxian smiled. "One day, when you can't sense my presence at all, you'll know I'm amazing. ”

"Blow! You keep blowing! An ant crawls over, and I can feel it. I can't sense you yet? You're going to become a cell?"

Lin Xiaoxian: ......

The two fought for a while, and Lin Xiaoxian's mood improved a lot.

Wanjieyi has important contact information, and Xiao Wan gave a vibration prompt.

Yan Tian: Xiaoxian, look at my personal public account.

Mu Yanyu's official public account posted a short article.

I, Mu Yanyu, thank Haotian for the gift! Thank you for the favor of the Holy Maiden of Haiyuan! I am harmonious with Xian and his wife, and my life is harmonious. The world for two is perfect. The third person squeezes in, and the world will be shattered. Here, I also wish that husbands and wives all over the world can be a couple for a lifetime, and they will not be separated from old age!

The short article is accompanied by four pictures.

Figure 1: The wedding of two people.

Figure 2: The woman cooks and the man hugs the woman from behind.

Figure 3: On the highway, the sun is scorching. The middle-aged man struggled to change the tires with a bloated belly. The middle-aged woman who is no longer beautiful holds an umbrella and does not cover herself, only the man.

Figure 4: Two gray-haired men and women sit on a park bench and watch the sunset.

This is a picture of a hundred years of love between husband and wife!

In the comments, there was a lot of praise!

Lin Xiaoxian saw it and snorted twice, "You know each other!"

She immediately set off to move to the East Palace and asked Lin Jiarong to go to the Internal Affairs Office to ask Lin Wanxian's official public account. That number, Lin Xiaoxian can hack in, but there is no need to scare the royal family.

Not long after, Mu Zuoyu, the head of the Internal Affairs Office, came over with a tablet and personally edited the text and pictures according to Lin Xiaoxian's dictation.

Saint Lin Wanxian's public account: The washboard is ready. Pictured, a wooden washboard.

Mu Zuoyu clicked send before asking, "Imperial sister-in-law, what do you mean by this?"

Lin Xiaoxian was surprised. "You don't understand?"

Mu Zuoyu shook his head.

Lin Xiaoxian looked at Lin Jiarong and Lin Guangxi.

They all shook their heads.

Canglan guessed: "The Holy Maiden is alluding to: the Holy Maiden of the Sea Abyss pasted it and soiled the clothes of the Sea King. Do you count as washing Aquaman's clothes?"

Lin Xiaoxian: ......

Mu Yanyu was also confused. He replied in seconds with his official public account. "@圣女林婉娴老婆, what do you mean?"

Lin Xiaoxian took the tablet from Mu Zuoyu's hand and typed a few words herself. "@皇太弟, the sea king Mu Yanyu came back and knelt on the washboard. ”

Mu Yanyu replied: "@圣女林婉娴老婆, I want face." Let's go back to the palace?"

Lin Xiaoxian replied again: "@皇太弟, after the Sea King Mu Yanyu knelt, I believe that it was not you who instigated the Holy Maiden of Haiyuan to give such an edict. She is from another world, and has lived alone under the sea for 479 years, and I think she may not understand what a concubine is. ”

Mu Yanyu replied: "@圣女林婉娴老婆绝对没有! I swear! Where's the washboard?"

In the comments, the crowd eating melons rose sharply and laughed.

Aquaman and Aqua Princess are too down-to-earth.

The woman praises the princess of the sea for being domineering, and she must kneel, at least for twenty hours!

The men burst into tears. In the future, I will mess with each other outside, and when I go back, I will kneel on the washboard. The younger brother is kneeling, can the fart people be spared?

Yu Shuxuan met the aqua tutor of the Sea King couple on the hot spot, and only then did she know that there was such a thing as an official account.

She asked Mu Xiaobao to get him one, and then her lungs were blown up.

As soon as the official certified public account of the Haiyuan Holy Maiden Yu Shuxuan appeared, she was immediately bombarded by the keyboard warriors.

Some time ago, how much the Dahao people praised Yu Shuxuan, and now how crazy they are to attack.

If Lin Xiaoxian is left behind, she will not mind. Because she doesn't look at it at all.

Keyboard warriors will never go away. Hold you in front of you, spray you with the keyboard behind your back, switch seamlessly, without obstacles.

Dahao people have been spoiled by the so-called freedom of speech for too long, and it has long become a habit to spray feces all over the keyboard.

Yu Shuxuan can't stand this. The screen full of "Bichi", "bitches", and "sluts" made her tremble with anger.

"Check them all, I'm going to kill them!"

Yu Shuxuan has a civilized means far higher than Dahao's civilian network in her hands, and she tracks it with her super brain, directly locks the IP and locates the address.

An hour is enough time for a keyboard warrior to forget what he sprayed on the Internet.

When the robot guard appeared, the keyboard man was pleasantly surprised and immediately took out his phone to take a group photo.

The robot guard checked, yes, it was this phone that was looking for.

"You, insulting the Holy Maiden of Haiyuan on the Internet! Sentence you to the punishment of slapping your mouth, execute it immediately!"

The robot guards the big iron hand, even if the palm strike is set, it is not something that ordinary people can withstand.

"Smack-" As soon as the slap went down, the person flew up. It doesn't matter how heavy the fall is, you don't have to count how many teeth you have lost, you can't see half of your face anyway, and your skin and flesh are all disfigured.

According to Yu Shuxuan's temper, she wants to kill all these people.

Mu Xiaobao persuaded for a long time, saying that the Sea King would not like her to kill too much, so Yu Shuxuan changed to a slap by the robot guard.

By the time the Dahao court discovered the "murder case", tens of thousands of people in various regions of the world had already been beaten with half of their faces broken.

Mu Yanyu hurriedly found Yu Shuxuan.

"Holy Maiden of the Abyss, please be merciful and immediately recall the robot guards. ”

Yu Shuxuan was in tears, like a pear blossom with rain, pitiful. "Your Majesty, they smashed my Nepal Palace that day. You let me put up with it, saying that those people are all daughters and noblewomen, and they are very important to you. I put up with it and didn't say anything. But today, those untouchables, they dare to insult me! You don't help me! If you don't help me, forget it, you still help them intercede? Those untouchables, they can provoke your pity, why do you never want to love and pity me? Just pity me for being lonely and helpless, why do you do this to me?"

Mu Yanyu couldn't help but soften, handed over a tissue, and said, "They are just ordinary people, you are a fairy in the sky." You just spit on you like an ant and ignore it. Leave that in the red, okay? They know it's wrong. ”

Yu Shuxuan hummed and nodded, but did not immediately give an order, but took the opportunity to throw herself into Mu Yanyu's arms, crying profusely.

Mu Yanyu had no choice but to stop her, help her to the platform, and coax her to give instructions quickly.

Yu Shuxuan leaned softly on Mu Yanyu, and Mu Yanyu turned on the super brain and activated the highest command.

Portrait confirmation, pupil authentication. The master of the Sea King Palace is determined to be the supreme commander and enters the supreme authority mode.

Mu Yanyu slid on the light and shadow screen with one hand, terminating the robot guard's order to punish the keyboard warrior and recall the robot guard.

When the matter was over, Mu Yanyu did not close the light curtain, but browsed casually like a curious baby.

Yu Shuxuan was still cautious at first, her eyes were on his fingers, and after a while, she couldn't hold it back and began to move her hands and feet on Mu Yanyu.

Mu Yanyu's neck turned red, and he coughed slightly dryly. Yu Shuxuan's dry firewood was ignited in an instant. She had nothing but this man on her mind.

Wait until the master of the Sea King's Palace prompts: "You have just issued an order to transfer the supreme command to Mu Yanyu, this order will cause you to lose the supreme command, please ask the supreme commander Yu Shuxuan to confirm again." Confirmed?Canceled?

Yu Shuxuan suddenly sobered up and looked at Mu Yanyu in surprise.

Mu Yanyu looked down at her and said softly, "Is it okay?"

"Huh?" Yu Shuxuan was entangled.

It's not going to work. The main brain of the Sea King Palace is connected to the main brain of all the main ships of the Sea Kingdom, and it is the highest command center of the Sea Kingdom.

Although Yu Shuxuan is not from the world of scientific and technological civilization, she has carefully read the instructions for use when she bought these devices. The seller has also repeatedly emphasized to her. These main ships are like spirit beasts, once they change the contract of recognizing the master, they will become someone else's.

Mu Yanyu didn't say anything anymore, his hand hung down, he pulled away from her, turned around, raised his steps, and left.

Yu Shuxuan hurriedly tugged at his arm. "Your Majesty, do you have to?"

Mu Yanyu spread his hands. "Lone doesn't need it. There is a lonely sky city. He shook off her hand and walked away without a moment's notice.

"Your Majesty," Yu Shuxuan grabbed his arm again. "Your Majesty, as long as you are willing to be with me for the rest of your life, I can give you anything. ”

Mu Yanyu snorted coldly and wanted to get rid of her again.

This time, Yu Shuxuan grabbed it very tightly, and Mu Yanyu couldn't get rid of it.

"I know that the king and the princess are in harmony with each other, and I don't want you to divorce her. I just need a side concubine position. Please, let me be with you, okay?"

Mu Yanyu: "After ninety-nine, when she leaves, she will straighten you out." Is that what you mean?"

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