"Don't talk nonsense, am I that kind of person?"

Lemon is in a bit of a hurry.

"Dear, you haven't figured out your position yet, have you even beaten the naked strip, now the gold master, what do you expect me to think of you?"

"Do you know who my benefactor is?

"Then you can try it. I experienced being scared to death. ”

"Let me tell you - my expenses for the past two days are all given by dates. ”

"Clams, who? What dates?"

Jiang Zimu laughed deliberately.

"Don't say it, your so-called jujube is that jujube! Otherwise, if you call him the gold master, I don't know whether you want to insult my IQ or my aesthetics. ”

"Sister, you are still the same as the first game of the Asian Tour, so good at talking. ”

Although Lemon is angry, she will not end the phone so easily before she takes out Xiao Lizao's Dinghaishen Needle to show off.

"Don't pretend to be stupid, can it be some other date?"

"Oh, it's Xiao Lizao, what you said, it's really Xiao Lizao!"

"Hehe, it's like you didn't attend his concert. ”

"What about the concert, I participated in it, otherwise I wouldn't have been so unlucky to know you, wouldn't it? But, little sister, if you really don't have the money to pay me back, then wait a little longer, don't be in such a hurry. Look at what kind of madness you've driven yourself. ”

"Give back the dates to give you money to spend, and make your spring and autumn dreams!"

"Otherwise, I'll lend you an extra hundred yuan, go to the hospital to register a number, and check your brain?"

"Believe it or not!"

Lemon snorted, "You didn't read the statement issued by the jujube company before?"

Jiang Zimu exerted his strength on his waist, shook the recliner even more, and leaned his head back, pretending to be surprised.

"You...... Are you saying that you are the one who bought the mobile phone number of the jujube and maliciously left it for the illegitimate meal of the small loan company?"

There was a pause.

"Tut, when I read that official statement, I didn't think of you. Now that you mention it, it's really ......."

"I didn't expect that in tens of thousands of concerts, you lemons can stand out with your skillful 'no face and no skin', before, I really underestimated you. ”

"It's not because you're jealous of me for being a blessing in disguise?"

Feeling Jiang Zimu's indignation, the lemon was proud.

"Yes, I copied the number of the jujube to Xiaoyao, originally, when I saw that statement, I thought I was going to be unlucky. ”

"But who knows, Jujube actually took the initiative to call me, and I didn't say anything, and I had to take all my debts!"

"What to do, people's luck is good, and nothing good can be stopped. ”

"Huh. ”

The sentence released by the public on the mobile phone was full of arrogance. Not only did Jiang Zimu's ears dirty, but even the entire study seemed to become gray.

Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, a little impatient in his words.

"Lemon, you girl, I have also learned the ability to make up lies. I don't know why you continue to harass me, but if you want to cheat money out of me through this kind of lying that has no credibility......"

"In a word—no way!"

"Don't believe it!"

"Tell you, I still have the bank transfer records given to me by the staff of the jujube company. ”

"Hmph, don't make a fuss, you haven't even met in person, right? Even if you're a fan of him, even if you're really in trouble, I don't believe that he can give you four or five million casually?"

As soon as these words came out, Lemon only felt doubts, and didn't have time to use his brain elsewhere, nor did he care about being surprised why Jiang Zimu knew the amount of his debt.

"Sister, sometimes you are really smart, but other times, you are also really stupid. ”

"As soon as I came up, I naturally couldn't say how much money I owed in total, the amount was not big, I asked for a little bit each time, I asked for it a few more times, and it naturally added up. ”

"The first time, he transferred 50,000 yuan to me, and the last time, it was 50,000 yuan. ”

"Saying 100,000 words at a time sounds like a bit much, but if you can divide it into two times, isn't it easy for people to accept?"

"Besides, a little bit of money is nothing good or bad for him. ”

"Even if someone has money, why should they give it to you for no reason?"

"How do you want to spend people's money, what are you bothering about?"

"It doesn't matter if the love is overflowing, or if you feel sorry for the fans, anyway, the dates cost me money!"

"If my guess is correct, you don't have to use the 100,000 yuan he gave you to pay off your debts, right?"

Lemon casually looked at the newly purchased cele calfskin bag on the side and pouted.

"You care so much, didn't I give your share back? ”

"I know how to spend the rest of the money. ”

"Hehe, not only do you have a number, but I also have a number - it's either a new bag or a new makeup. If you're of this grade, you'd rather take a photo than downgrade your consumption. ”

"Yes. Even if I continue to buy and buy, it will be my own ability. It's okay now, I don't need any input, I'm a coquettish with dates, and the money will run into my pocket by itself. ”

"Roar~~~ dear, can we have a little more face? Lying and deceiving people, when did it become a skill to boast about?"

Lemon doesn't care, it doesn't matter, anyway, now I am on Xiao Lizao's ride, which is basically equivalent to living a life of worry-free food and clothing.

"What's the matter, when you heard about my fairy adventure, are you jealous? Realize that you are not as smart as you think, and get angry? Or do you feel distressed to know that the idol in your dream is out of reach and has taken the initiative to have a personal relationship with me, and is still rushing to spend money for me?"

Eh, it's always been fans who rush to send money to their idols, and today, I finally have the opportunity to see the return of funds, this kind of spectacle must be unique in the entertainment industry. And Mr. Xiao Lizao, because of this kind of dementia operation, he will inevitably be awarded the glorious title of "the first bean to repay the loan for the powder".

Ouch, I really feel sorry for that guy's naïve brain circuit.

Thinking of this, Jiang Zimu's brain hurt, shook his head, and said softly, "If what you just said about dates is true, then I'm sorry, jealous? ”

"If Jujube really calls you because of this, it means that he knows what you might face next. He doesn't want his fans to pay for vanity with their whole lives, so he wants to pull you along. ”

"I guess, it's similar to the routine of deceiving me, you should have used misery to prevaricate again and again, one lie after another, to cheat the 100,000 yuan, right?"

"Treating other people's kindness with lies, and consuming kindness without a lower limit, this is really the ugliest side of you I've ever seen!"

"Oh, sister, if you want to say that, then I can only blame you for being rare and weird. ”

Jiang Zimu let out a long sigh and spoke seriously.

"Lemon ...... Oh no, it's xxx. ”

Hearing Jiang Zimu suddenly mention his name, Lemon shuddered.

"What?"

"It's nothing, I'm starting to feel sorry for the old man who named you back then. ”

"If they had heard what you had just said, they would probably rather give that name to a dog than give it to you. ”

"You're going to be a fool, aren't you?

The lemon snorted, and the sound became like the sharp corners of smashed glass.

"Are you really willing to contact you? That is, for the sake of the relationship with dates, I can't break it in front of other people. Otherwise, if you rush to hug my thigh, I won't even bother to look at you. ”

"Tsk," Jiang Zimu smacked his lips, but his tone was still calm.

"Dear, you don't want to look at me, but I really want to see you face to face again. ”

"Huh?"

"Although it stinks, I still want to see it again, to confirm the ...... of this world There really is...... There's such a big piece of, it can be piled up as tall as you!"

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Zimu rolled his eyes, hung up the phone first, and then, with a dripping sound, pressed the save button on the voice recorder in his other hand.

Alas~~~

This entertainment industry is so magical that people can't figure out the number of roads.

Some leaking idols, hanging people, data, there is no lower limit on the surface, in private, sharpen the sickle early, and harvest the new leeks steaming one after another at various times. This kind of gourmet, in particular, loves to close the curtains and turn off the lights, and enjoy this unique delicacy in the dark.

But when it came to Xiao Da idol, look, he didn't follow the routine. has a bad brain and always makes his own decisions, and deserves to let fans calculate in turn.

Jiang Zimu coughed twice, got up and turned up the air conditioner twice. Looking at my phone, there was no new news coming in.

"If it goes on like this, I'm afraid the hot search shouldn't be discussed, whether Xiao Da idols are fried and eaten fragrant, or boiled and eaten soft?"

Shaking his head, he finally left Lemon's WeChat and did not delete it.

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