Jiangnan University, in front of the women's dormitory.

"Let's break up. Wang Ting's tone was cold, without a trace of emotion.

Lin Hai on the other side looked confused, and it took a long time to squeeze out a smile.

"Tingting, don't make trouble. ”

"Who has trouble with you, let me tell you the truth, with you, I just want to find a long-term meal ticket, but what about you? Hmph, I was really blind when I was not even qualified to be a meal ticket!"

"Tingting, this joke is not funny at all, I ......"

"Enough!" Lin Hai's words were interrupted by Wang Ting's sharp voice.

"I won't waste my youth on a poor country boy. ”

"Don't bother me again!"

Looking at Wang Ting's figure turning away, Lin Hai's heart was broken.

Back in the dormitory, a few roommates are sacrificing their lives.

Lin Hai was lying on the bed, his eyes blank, staring at the ceiling in a daze.

"Ding Dong!"

The sound of WeChat.

Lin Hai picked up his phone and glanced at it.

WeChat has detected a new version, is it updated?

Update!

Lin Hai nodded weakly to confirm.

"Huh?"

As soon as the update was completed, the news informed that a person named Taishang Laojun invited Lin Hai to join the Heavenly Court trading group.

Also invited at the same time were Tai Bai Xing, Erlang God, Lei Gong, Electric Mother, East China Sea Dragon King, Tie Guan Li, Giant Spirit God, Nine Heavens Xuannu, Chang'e, and Tota Heavenly King......

Characters from mythological stories, everything.

Lin Hai couldn't help but smile, where did such a group of jokes come from, I have watched too many mythological dramas.

Just as I was about to quit, someone in the group spoke.

Erlang God: Who is the leader of the group, send a red envelope first, if you don't send it, I can let the dog bite people. (followed by a smirk)

Whooling Dog: Whew!

Night Wandering God: I don't make up for it first, sit and wait for the red envelope (a drooling expression in the back)

Taishang Laojun: I'm the leader of the group, but this is a trading group, not a red envelope group, if you want a red envelope, please @God of Wealth.

God of Wealth: It's my business, whose group is the one who sends it. (followed by a roll-eyed expression)

Red Boy: @财神, don't ink, hurry up, or spit fire and burn your beard.

Tai Bai Xing: That's it, hurry up and send @God of Wealth

Monkey King: Old man, send quickly, send quickly, you can't fight! @财神

Taishang Laojun: If you agree with the God of Wealth to send red envelopes, please call 1

Jiro God: 1

Electrical: 1

Lei Gong: 1

Chang'e: 1

Morrary: 1

......

The group was instantly swiped.

Lin Hai was a little speechless, what a bunch of boring guys.

God of Wealth: Don't brush it, can't I send it, a bunch of sluts (followed by an annoyed expression)

"Ding Dong!"

Suddenly, a big red envelope appeared on the phone screen.

Lin Hai subconsciously poked it.

"You have received a red envelope from the God of Wealth. ”

1 merit point?

What is it? Lin Hai was a little confused.

Click on the wallet, and see that there is indeed an extra "merit" inside, and the balance below is 1.

It must be a game prop, probably a new feature after the WeChat update.

Lin Hai can only understand it this way.

At this time, the group fried the pot again.

Yue Lao: Damn, 0.1 merit points, can you be more stingy @God of Wealth

Nine Heavens Xuannu: I have the best luck, and I'm only 1.1, stingy ghost @God of Wealth

Djinn: @财神, Stingy 1

Erlang God: @财神, stingy ghost 2

Feng Bo: @财神, stingy 3

......

Birthday: @财神, stingy ghost 10086

God of Wealth: You're the stingy guys, your whole family is stingy, poof......

Group news: The God of Wealth is depressed, vomiting blood and injured, and his Taoism has been reduced by 10 years!

Erlang God: Haha, not only is he stingy, but his stomach is also stingy @God of Wealth

Dragon King of the East China Sea: That's it, this blood has not been vomited, and it has dyed my East China Sea red, so send me a private bag, or I will sue you for polluting the environment (followed by a gloating expression).

Thor: @财神, SB, will there be such a thing as sending more red envelopes (followed by a disdainful expression)

Nezha: @财神, SB 1

Jade-faced fox: @财神, SB 2

......

The guys in the group suddenly gloated again and lined up.

"Haha, that's interesting. ”

Lin Hai's frustrated mood was much more relaxed under the influence of this comic group.

Taishang Laojun: Okay, let's get down to business, this group was built to facilitate everyone to trade all kinds of items, exercises and genius treasures, and if you have any new things, you can take them out and sell them, I'll take the lead first.

Taishang Laojun hurriedly interrupted this gang of teasers, otherwise, the God of Wealth was afraid that he would vomit blood again.

Taishang Laojun: 1 piece of Nine Tricks Golden Pill, efficacy: After taking it, it will increase the Taoism for 10 years, and it will be priced.

Erlang God: 50 merit points!

Monkey King: 100 merit points!

Tai Platinum Star: 150!

Sun Wukong: @太白金星, old man, is it okay to compete with my old grandson? I will go to your house to find you later!

Tai Bai Xing: Ah, Great Sage, don't dare, I still have something, I'll go first.

"Haha, this Monkey King, his personality is quite similar. Lin Hai took his mobile phone to watch the excitement.

Taishang Laojun: @孙悟空, you monkey head, don't make trouble!

Jiro God: 200!

Monkey King: 300!

Jiro God: 400!

Monkey King: 500!

Jiro God: 600!

......

The two of them were more energetic, and the other people in the group tacitly did not jump out again.

Fortuna: 1000!

Suddenly, a dark horse came out.

Erlang God: Damn, your uncle! @财神

Sun Wukong: You old man, do you have itchy skin, and you still want to vomit some blood @God of Wealth

Chang'e: @财神, wow, local tyrant, I'm going to give birth to a monkey for you (followed by three shy expressions)

Sun Wukong: @嫦娥, you have to find my grandson when you give birth to a monkey, and I'll see you under the peach tree in a while (followed by three hook-up expressions)

Electric mother: Local tyrant, I'm a cute girl, I can warm the bed, ask for a bag * to raise @God of Wealth (followed by three drooling expressions)

Lei Gong: @电母, Ah Dian, I'm sad (followed by a crying expression)

"Made, it's a big loss. The God of Wealth ignored these teases, directly traded with Taishang Laojun, and left.

He had to hurry up and make up for the loss of Dao Xing who had just vomited blood.

Next, the group of teases started selling things.

What kind of dog food of the roaring dog, the private diary of the queen mother, Tang Sanzang's cheating history, the story that seven men and one woman have to tell (eight immortals), all kinds of unreliable, making the group miserable.

In particular, Zhu Bajie actually auctioned the little Nene that Chang'e replaced yesterday, and it is said that he has been running on the way to escape.

laughed and scolded, and it was lively for a night before the group quieted down.

Lin Hai's mood has improved a lot, and it seems to be very happy to have such a group.

"Ding Dong!"

Jade Rabbit asks to add you as a friend.

Pass!

Lin Hai still has a good impression of the people in this comic group.

"Daxian, "Moon Palace Immortal Yin", if you want it or not, you only need 10 merit points. As soon as it passed, the news of the Jade Rabbit was sent.

"I only have 1 merit point, and I just grabbed it. ”

"Deal!"

I grass!

Yutu agreed so happily that Lin Hai suddenly felt deceived.

Received the manuscript ×1 of "Moon Palace Immortal Sound", please check it in your wallet-Qiankun bag.

Open the Qiankun bag, and there are rows of small squares on the interface.

In the upper left corner of the grid, there is a book with a light blue cover.

"Moon Palace Fairy Sound" manuscript: The exclusive singing method of Chang'e, the fairy of the Moon Palace, hand-copied when Jade Rabbit is bored.

Extraction or not?

Extract!

"Big news, big news!"

The door of the dormitory was slammed open, and the fat man Wang Peng rushed in.

"The school flower of our school, Liu Xinyue of the music department, is singing in the candy bar!"

"I'm grass, it's really fake!"

"Impossible, Liu Xinyue is so pure, how could she go to a place like a bar?"

"Xinyue is the goddess of my dreams, has she fallen?"

The school flower is always the most concerned by the boys, and when Liu Xinyue is mentioned, a few guys in the dormitory suddenly put down the big business and started talking.

If it was usual, Lin Hai would definitely have joined.

But now, Lin Hai couldn't say a word.

He was in a state of great shock!

Looking at the "Moon Palace Immortal Sound" that appeared out of thin air in his hand, Lin Hai's heart turned upside down.

Tremblingly opened the Heavenly Court chat group, Lin Hai read the names of these comics in the group one by one from beginning to end.

Then, a very ridiculous idea came to me, and even I couldn't believe it.

"These teases in the group can't really be the immortals of Heavenly Court, right?"