In the past seven or eight years, Han Xiaowu traveled twice in three days, worked overtime almost every day, and had no time to exercise. In addition, I always lie on the premise of the computer process, engage in feedback, write the draft, write the fundraising, and do all kinds of PPT, and the occupational diseases such as cervical spondylosis, frozen shoulder and migraine are not possessed.

Now that you are over 30 years old, if you don't pay attention to your diet and don't exercise, you will not only gain weight, your body will be out of shape, and you will even usher in the "three highs". So he dragged his "problem niece" to run and swim every day, and to say that it was better to help his cousin discipline his disobedient daughter, in essence, to motivate himself to keep exercising.

I don't know if it's because of the unforgiving age, or because I exercised too little before, but these days I insisted on sticking to it, but in fact, my legs and feet hurt worse than the "problem niece" who always shouted "it hurts to death", and every time I got home after exercising, I collapsed directly on the sofa and didn't want to move.

"Little uncle, someone sent you WeChat. ”

"I know that someone sent me WeChat, but you still don't help me get my phone?"

"My legs hurt, my arms hurt, my whole body hurts!" Han Sumi rubbed his legs, also too lazy to move.

"The phone is right in front of you, can't you hand it to me? I can't even get a mobile phone, what's the use of my niece of yours?"

"Okay, okay, just know to bully me. ”

"Go get me another glass of water. ”

"Little uncle, you are not my little uncle, you are my little ancestor!"

"Isn't it just pouring a glass of water, where is all this nonsense?"

"Okay, okay, I'll pick it up for you. Alas, it's really a soft mouth, and I don't have such a good time with that scumbag......"

"What are you putting in your head, comparing your uncle and me to that scumbag!"

"That's what I said. Han Sumi muttered and took the cup to catch the water, gently put it in front of Han Xiaowu, sat down with a slump of his buttocks, and stared at his mobile phone screen with a curious expression: "Little uncle, who is this, look at the avatar is a young lady!"

"Nonsense. ”

"Your girlfriend?"

"When I first met, I can only be regarded as a colleague. ”

"Oh, you're still a leader, you're still a little follower, little uncle, you're too cheap and insensitive!"

"How do you speak, did you say that about your own uncle?" Han Xiaowu hurriedly moved to the side.

Han Sumi was not only not as obedient as before, but even moved to his side again, took advantage of his unpreparedness, snatched the mobile phone, turned his back to him and clicked on the portrait of the United Front Lady, and commented while looking at it: "This picture must have been repaired, the photo is deceiving, little uncle, you can't be deceived by the photo." There are too many eyes on girls nowadays, and it's bad!"

"No matter how bad you are, can you be bad?"

"I'm telling you the truth, I'm worried that you'll be deceived. ”

"Your uncle, I'm so mentally retarded?"

"I'm afraid you'll be cheated out of money by those vixens out there!"

"So, how much more do I still have?" Han Xiaowu liked to hear this, and immediately sat up and looked at the mirror on the TV wall a few times.

"Don't stink, I'm just talking about it. Who will cheat you about the color of this uncle, they will only cheat you of your money. ”

"She didn't know I had some money. ”

"I really don't know?"

"What are you lying to," Han Xiaowu picked up the cup and took a sip of water, then lay down again and said lazily: "She doesn't know what I used to do, and even thinks that I am a little unmotivated, and thinks that I am not promising." ”

"That's good, it scared the hell out of me just now. Han Sumi patted his chest exaggeratedly to suppress himself, and then asked curiously: "Little uncle, does she have any photos of real people?"

"The real person looks better than the photos, and the figure is good. ”

"Compare with me?"

"Not equal. ”

"What does it mean to be unequal?"

"Pretty much it. ”

Han Sumi was also used by this, and while secretly rejoicing, he couldn't help but guess various possibilities: "Since it's similar to me, it's okay." Little uncle, do you want to hide it from her and not let her know that you have money. If she likes you and is willing to deal with you, then you can really talk. If you dislike your age, your work is not good, and you are poor, then you should just play with her, not really?"

Han Xiaowu pounded his sore thighs and said with a smile: "I really haven't thought about this, but there is some truth in your words." That's it, chase me and chase me, but don't let her know my details. If you can catch up, it's proper true love!"

"That's how it should be, if you let her know that you have money, you don't have to chase it, she will definitely take the initiative to give her a hug. Nowadays, girls love money, don't say you're not greasy, even if it's really a greasy uncle, they are just as willing to marry!"

"What about you?"

"I'm different from them, why are you pulling me again? How old is she, and does she also work in the community?"

"Twenty-three or four-year-old, working in the United Front Work Department of the Municipal Party Committee. ”

"She's a civil servant?"

"What's wrong?"

"Little uncle, I think you don't chase it as soon as possible, it's in vain to chase after you. How high is the vision of a civil servant, she knows that you work in the community, and she must look down on you, not to mention that you are so much older than her. ”

Han Xiaowu didn't believe in this evil, and snatched back his mobile phone: "I'm looking for a partner, I'm in love, and it's not a job." I don't believe that there is no true love in this world, and besides, your uncle and I are not ugly. ”

"If you want to talk about appearance, the little guys who deliver food outside are more handsome than you. ”

"The more you talk about it, the more bizarre it becomes, what does this have to do with the little brother who delivers takeaways?"

"Don't mention how realistic the current girls are, little uncle, we can make a bet, if you don't let her know that you have money and can catch up with her, I won't be surnamed Han!"

"You don't have the surname Han or anything, it's against you!"

"I mean this!" Han Sumi was really afraid that the rich little uncle would be deceived by the female civil servant, so she coquettishly held his arm: "Little uncle, I know that you men like young and beautiful girls, but you don't need to look for this civil servant who has only known him for a few days and knows neither the roots nor the bottom. ”

"If you don't look for her, let me find anyone, I know her now, a girl who looks okay. ”

"I can introduce you to ah, I have a lot of young and beautiful girlfriends, for example, my classmate Xu Xie Lin is very good-looking, much better looking than the civil servant you just met. ”

"How good is it?" Han Xiaowu was angry and funny.

"Wait. ”

Han Sumi got up, took out the photo with her mobile phone, and proudly held it up in front of Han Xiaowu: "Beautiful, good-looking, right? Those little security guards in our shopping mall, all like her, several of them are secretly in love with her, and even the proprietress of the home appliance counter on the fifth floor wants to introduce Linlin to her son." ”

"How many times have you opened a beautiful face, and there are no normal photos. ”

"Yes, wait. ”

"These are okay. Looking at the slightly shy girl in the photo, Han Xiaowu actually had a good impression, "How old is she this year, and does she have a boyfriend?"

"Twenty-two, no boyfriend. "My colleague has fallen into the eyes of my little uncle, and Han Sumi is very proud, "Linlin is not from Anhai, nor is she from Jiang Province, she is from Nanyun, and she came to work with a few fellow villagers." Her family used to live in the mountains, and they just moved out of the mountains last year. Her family conditions are not very good, her parents are illiterate, they can't find a good job, they can only do odd jobs in the county, and her younger brother goes to high school, so she is very economical and never spends money indiscriminately, saving money and remitting it to her family. ”