"Huh, who's talking?" the fat man seemed to have auditory hallucinations and looked around.

He shuddered, hearing that when a person dies, he will become an earthbound spirit, and it will wander in the land of death if it thinks it is not dead yet.

The night breeze was blowing, and it was a gloomy wind for him.

"Fat pig, don't look for it, I'm inside you. A female voice came.

"Am I dead?"

"Not dead, to be exact, but you'll die ugly in a while. The female voice was especially angry.

The fat man walked towards the busy street like a puppet.

He understood, this was possessed by a little ghost, and he wanted to catch the dead ghost!

"Woo, get out of my body! I don't want to die!" the truck honked, urging for life.

"Mommy, Mommy... Bind the devil in the name of the Lord... Hurry like a law...", he thought in pieces, but it still didn't work, remembering that he could try peeing, ghosts are afraid of dirty things.

"If you want to drive me away by peeing, you won't be able to get up again," the woman's voice revealed disgust, but her footsteps stopped.

"You at least want me to die!"

"Hmph, I'm an immortal, after 99 cycles of life and death, this last ascension can be a supreme immortal, but when I ascended, I was smashed through the spirit body by your fat pig, and now only you can get out of my body when you die..."

Chen Fat Man was stunned, but he could understand why this irascible fairy was like this.

"If you ascend by harming people's lives, I think you will fail next time..."

"Huh?" the female voice was puzzled, "Wait for me to find someone to ask!" I saw the "Chen Fat Man" stomp on the ground, shaking out a white-bearded old man, only to see that he was in a mess and smelled of alcohol.

"You drunk me, you made me cry," the sound of the broken gong came from the old man's mouth.

"Chen Fatty" went up with a kick, snapped two mouths, and woke up the drunk him.

"No. 9527, CBD business district land public. Dare to ask what kind of character Shangxian is, and what is the matter of looking for the old decay?" the old man looked at the "Chen Fat Man" and said respectfully.

"Lingzitou, let me ask you something...", Lingxian said the matter from beginning to end.

"Shangxian, with my troubled life, I have encountered many strange things, I think this happened because your spiritual base is unstable, generally it only takes three times to fly immortals, but Shangxian has failed 99 times, I think it is because the immortal fate has not arrived..."

"What's the explanation?" the fairy was impatient.

"Possessed by this waste fat, it's all fate, you have to turn fate..."

"Fat pig, tell me what you want!"

"How do you let me choose in such a short time?" Chen Fat Man was not in a hurry when he heard it.

"Shangxian, it's not a wish, it's 99 times..."

"What's the matter, is it easy to bully when you are a mother?"

"Again... When you need to be old, I'll come over again, you two take a look..."The land lord was afraid that this immortal would go crazy, so he turned around and fled.

"It's all right, go home and sleep, find inspiration, maybe the wish will come out..."Chen Fat said cheaply.

...........

The alarm clock rang on time, pulling the fat man out of his sleep.

Get up, take a large size, and wash your face.

"Ahhh!!!!!h

Tatsumi Fat Man suddenly remembered what was going on.

Last night, he attempted suicide and was possessed by a spirit immortal, and he needs to complete 99 wishes to help him ascend.

"Android, early in the morning, what's your name?" said Chen Fatzi calmly.

"Chenlong, why are you so ugly?!It scares me!" "Chenlong" muttered to himself.

Android is the name that Chenlong gave her last night, and at first Lingxian asked him to call her "China Cool Union", because in this life, the billboards on the streets of the city are full of the words "China Cool Union", which feels very modern and domineering.

Chen Fat Man felt ashamed, and finally gave her a name at the request of the fairy, modern and good-sounding, and also the programmer's favorite - Android. In return, Android doesn't call him a "fat pig" anymore.

The spirit is refreshing, Chen Long said in his heart: There is a fairy possession, he is going to turn over the salted fish, this fairy is not very smart.

"Snap", "Chen Fatman" rounded his arm and gave himself a mouthful.

"What do you think, I know, so, be honest..."Android said lightly.

The fat man was extremely aggrieved, and tears rolled in his eyes.

"Knock knock!" the door of the rental house was slammed, and a sound of urgency was heard.

"Dead fatty, open the door and know you're inside!"

Oh no, today is the day of rent payment, and I have been looking for a job before, and I don't have any spare money.

The door was opened, and a lewd "four-eyed boy" wearing an "old cadre" vest came in. He is Chenlong's landlord, single, his parents died early, leaving him two suites to live, a large house to live in and a small house to rent to Chenlong.

The first thing I said when I came in was, "Pay the rent!"

Chen Fat Man was embarrassed: "Two more days of grace, I've been short of money recently..."

"If you don't rent, get out, there are people renting near this CBD..."

"Wait a minute..."The fat man walked into the toilet and locked the door.

"Android, ask for help, give me 10,000 yuan to pay rent, no, 1 million yuan!" Chen Fat Man issued his first wish, he couldn't wait to give himself a mouthful, a wish for 10,000 yuan?

"I can't make it..."

"Damn, what can you do?"

"I can't conjure that thing because of my lack of ability, I can only do some tricks, put away your unrealistic requirements, no matter how clever the immortal is, he won't let your wishes come true... However, I can give you a compromise, you send him away first. ”

"Damn!" Chen Fat Man gave his tablet to "Four-Eyed Boy" as interest, so he said that he asked for a three-day grace period.

Seeing that the time was not early, I went out to take a taxi and went straight to the company.

Yaoyang Group - Sales Department

Everyone was whispering, and when they saw Chen Fatzi coming in, they pretended to be fine.

Everyone understands the adult world, they don't tear their faces in front of them, they only stab them in the back. Even though Chenlong made a fool of himself yesterday, but it had nothing to do with his work ability, he was still asked by the leader of the sales department.

There are more women and fewer men in this sales department, most of them are beautiful and beautiful girls, sales minister He Lili, Chen Long saw it yesterday, how to describe it? beautiful, smart, will say, with all the talents to do sales!

"Let's stop what we're doing, new colleague, Chenlong, get to know you..."

"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!" the colleagues shouted in unison, and Tatsumi knew that they were so excited because "pistachios" were coming.

A discordant voice came out.

"Who's standing up!" He Lili is powerful, Mom, is it demolished? In fact, she knows about Chenlong, and she wants to be happy, but she can't spoil the atmosphere in the ministry.

"I'm sorry! I saw a video," a young man said lazily as he stood up.

Chenlong has done his homework, Luo Yonghao, a company celebrity, a solid family, outstanding business ability, but he is cheap and does not pay attention to the rules, often harasses female colleagues, most people hate him to the core, but there is no way to treat him.

"What video is so funny? Let's see..."He Lili sneered, thinking: This kid can pull some performance by relying on some doors in the family, and he is usually very arrogant, and he needs to be treated.

Luo Yonghao took out the tablet, and the video playing on it was yesterday's newcomer introduction meeting, and Chenlong's ugly video.

"Hehe", "hehe", "haha", and the surroundings couldn't help laughing.

He Lili's face was blue and white, and she was very embarrassed: "Chenlong, your resume is very good-looking, don't care about those who have it or not, work first..."

Chen Fat Man smiled slightly, he was not even afraid of death, I was afraid of you? The jumping incident made him think a lot, and now there is the golden finger of Android, see if I can cure you?

Luo Yonghao, you wait, I want you to make a fool of yourself now!

"Android, my first wish is..."

"Tricky Rayong Hao!"