Chapter 45: A Night of Ridiculousness
Smiling proud of the world of rivers and lakes, is there a second person surnamed Dongfang?
Wang Xing recognized the identity of the beauty in front of him almost instantly, but this plot is not right!
Linghu Chong had a rivalry with Dongfang Undefeated so quickly.
Wait a minute.
There is no such plot in the novel, but in the latest version of the TV series, Ling Hu Chong met Dongfang Undefeated in a brothel, and at that time, it happened to be Qingcheng Sixiu who coveted Dongfang's undefeated beauty. Could it be that this is not according to the novel, but according to the new Xiaoao Jianghu TV series of the pit father?
Fuck it!
Wang Xing felt like he was going to be messy: "System, you foolishness!"
It's just a pity that the system didn't respond at all.
Wang Xing knew that it was useless to complain, in fact, he himself had already noticed it. The world he is in now should be a combination of the original book, as well as several versions of the Xiaoao Jianghu TV series, and then filled in the corresponding world background, thus forming a strange world.
"What's wrong?" Ling Hu Chong touched Wang Xing, a little strange.
"That...... Oriental girl, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm out of shape. Wang Xing hurriedly said, he didn't dare to show anything strange now, otherwise he would have to fight with Dongfang Undefeated, and with his cultivation, if he wanted to fight with Dongfang Undefeated, he could only open up.
"It's okay, the little woman respects the two sons, thank you for the two young heroes who just made a move. Dongfang Undefeated said, drinking it all.
"Oriental girl is polite, do it!" Ling Hu Chong was already a bold person, and he drank a cup like that.
The trick is that after he drank it, he even urged Wang Xing to do it too.
Wang Xing had no choice but to do it, he didn't dare not to give Dongfang Undefeated face.
It's just that Dongfang is undefeated and seems to be too polite, and he toasted two glasses in a row.
Wang Xing hadn't drunk much wine in the first place, even if the alcohol in ancient times was not high, he was dizzy after drinking three glasses. However, Ling Hu Chong drank more and more energetically, he actually pulled Dongfang Undefeated to sit down, and the three of them kept pushing the cup and changing the lamp. Only pity Wang Xing, he was drunk and didn't know the east, west, north and south, and in the end it was like being drunk.
I don't know how much alcohol I drank, Wang Xing was drunk.
Linghu Chong was also drunk.
"Oriental girl, the moonlight is bright tonight, why don't we rent a flower boat and drink another three hundred cups?"
"Three hundred cups, three hundred cups!"
"Two sons, you are drunk. ”
"Where we are drunk, we can still drink. Isn't it, Senior Brother Wang Xing?"
"Drink, drink!"
The three of them didn't know how to leave Yihong Courtyard, how to get to the flower boat, and how to swim in the lake.
When I woke up the next day.
Wang Xing's head was dizzy, he rubbed his head, and found an extremely embarrassing thing. He and Ling Hu Chong were lying half-naked in the flower boat, and the flower boat didn't know where it had drifted for a long time.
"It's really ...... to be drunk with Dongfang Undefeated" Wang Xing didn't know how to describe his mood.
After getting dressed, Wang Xing stood up.
Just as he looked up, his face turned extremely pale.
He saw a message, written on a piece of cloth that had been torn from his shirt.
The key is not this, but the content of the message.
I saw that it read: "One night husband and wife for 100 days, two Langjun, there will be a period later!"
Wang Xing's first reaction was to touch his buttocks, which didn't seem to hurt, and then he reacted: "Grass, Dongfang Undefeated is just a shemale, not a faggot, Chrysanthemum must be safe." Then what does the husband and wife mean this night, is it true that Ling Huchong and I are undefeated in the East?"
"It's dirty!"
"I don't want to live anymore. ”
Wang Xing beat his chest and paused, feeling that he would have no face to see people in the future.
It's not that he came to laugh at the proud rivers and lakes and pretended to be forced, how could he still give the East undefeated.
"Senior Brother Wang Xing, are you awake?" Ling Hu Chong's voice came.
"Senior brother, our innocence is gone. Wang Xing saw Ling Hu Chong, and finally found the brother in distress, "Look at it, this is the words left by the Oriental girl, a hundred days of husband and wife overnight, that is, what about us?"
"Eh?" Ling Hu Chong was stunned, but he laughed, "Senior brother, it must be the Dongfang girl who is joking with us, we were all drunk yesterday and couldn't wake up, where can we do anything." Especially you, as soon as you arrived at the flower boat, you talked nonsense, fell asleep, and then we couldn't wake up when we shouted at you. ”
"What nonsense am I talking about?" Wang Xing had a very bad premonition.
"It's a mess, I drank too much at the time, and I didn't remember a few words. There are a few of them that are particularly funny, and I still have some impressions. ”
"Well, what's that?"
"You said that you are not from this world, and you came here to recruit some teacher, and then you took the hand of the Oriental girl, and you have to accept others into some college. By the way, you are still fussy with the Oriental girl, so you have to pick off someone's pants to see if they have a handle underneath. Linghu Chong laughed.
When Wang Xing heard this, he was already sweating profusely.
It is not easy for him to survive until now.
Let's see if Dongfang is undefeated and whether he is the leader, it's really a shame that he came up with it.
"Also, you still say that I am the protagonist, but I am more abusive in the early stage, and I will soak in a beautiful woman in the later stage, and then the father of that beautiful woman seems to have a grudge against the Oriental girl. Well, it's mostly this kind of gibberish. Anyway, junior brother, are you in love with the Oriental girl?"
"I like the Orient no...... Girl, what are you kidding?" Wang Xing said hurriedly.
"Then I think you seem to have given something to the Oriental girl, and let the family follow you in the future...... I guess it means to live with you. Ling Hu Chong said assumedly.
"I also gave her something?" Wang Xing hurriedly touched his whole body, the mobile phone and ten taels of silver were there, nothing less!
"yes, golden, like a painting. Ling Hu Chong thought for a moment.
"Nima, it's over!" Wang Xing knew what it was, "the contract, it's definitely the contract of the Immortal Academy." ”
"Senior brother, it's not early, let's go back, we still have to collect dividends today." Ling Hu Chong looked at the time.
Wang Xing nodded, and now there were still 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart.
It's just that out of the flower boat, he took out the mobile phone in his arms and took a look, but the screensaver was a photo of two people, and one of these two people was him, and the other was undefeated in the East.
"It's over......" Wang Xing's body shook, and he almost didn't faint.
The festival is completely gone.
When the two of them went ashore, a disciple of the Huashan Sect came looking for them, and they brought a message at the same time.
Qingcheng Sixiu is dead!
And there are also burnt palm prints on his body.
When Wang Xing heard the news, an image immediately flashed through his mind.
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