Chapter 182: Super White Label Fake Death Medicine
In fact, there are countless medicines with various wonderful functions in the cultivation realm, and this fake death medicine naturally also exists.
It's just that Su Mo didn't expect Lao Dao to take it with her at all, originally she thought that she would say such a sentence in order to take over the play, no matter what medicine Lao Dao gave her, she could pretend that it was fake death medicine and eat it.
But I never expected that when White Beard heard this, he really took out several bottles of pills, flipped them over, and said thoughtfully: "Huh? is worthy of being the master, it must be the master who has calculated that there is a medicine and told you. ”
Cough...
Su Mo paused, to be honest, don't say that Si Lijun didn't tell her, and she didn't count it herself.
However, the white beard still chattered as always: "Yes, yes, the master must have already known that Lao Dao and I was deceived before, and wanted to assassinate him, so naturally I also estimated that Lao Dao had brought fake death medicine, and was ready to swallow the medicine quickly after provoking him angry." Unexpectedly... He knows it, and he accepts the old way so generously..."
As he spoke, the white beard showed a touch of gratitude and emotion, and Su Mo really wanted to beat him to death with a hammer.
Scold... Hehehe... She said where did a group of monks come from...
It turned out that someone was here to plot against her!
and also brought fake death medicine, ready to be found by her, pretending to be dead and fooling over.
Is she really so easy to fool?
With a bottle of fake death medicine pretending to be dead, you thought she couldn't notice it? The current monk is really...
I don't think she's scary at all!
Finally, Lao Dao took out a bottle of medicine bottles with red marked dashed line skeletons from several medicine bottles, handed it to Su Mo, and explained seriously: "The fake death medicine in our cultivation realm is all genuine, Tong Su is not deceived, eating one pill can die for a day and a night, it is enough to deceive mortals, if you want to deceive a first-order monk, you can eat one more, and if you want to deceive a ninth-order true immortal, you have to eat a bottle." ”
Su Mo took the fake death medicine given by Lao Dao and checked it, there was only such a bottle...
So, where did Lao Dao get the confidence to think that he could fool her?
Just the dose of this ninth-order true immortal fooled her Heavenly Tribulation Master, is there any common sense?
Just thinking about it, Su Mo suddenly saw that there was a trademark, an advertisement, and a row of instructions for use on the bottle:
[Super White Label Fake Death Medicine, you deserve it, ensure that after you use it, even the law-level master can't notice that you are still alive. Instructions for use: XXXXXX (Ancient small print remarks at the end: used in front of the law-level master, can hide for a second, please hurry up, no more!
“......”
Su Mo looked at this row of words and rubbed his eyebrows... Alas... I finally knew why Lao Dao was so two hundred and five, and he was poisoned by these advertisements.
How many of the monks today know ancient characters? And these small characters are difficult to read with a magnifying glass, which is simply false advertising!
Profiteers! Absolute profiteers.
But... This brand is familiar... Isn't that the brand of her laundry detergent?
Therefore, the Chaobai Group is a daily retailer in the Xiuzhen world???
No wonder, she washed her clothes a hundred times without hurting her hands, without fading, and also covering her breath, it turned out to be a product of cultivation, and she actually spread the market to the mortal world, this business is really big.
After a long time, Su Mo finally poured out one pill from the medicine bottle, and returned the rest to Lao Dao.
After all, according to the script, Si Lijun would mistakenly think that she was dead later, and then swallowed the poison and died with her.
It's just that she can't let Lao Dao really give Si Lijun poison in a daze, so it's good to fake death.
After returning it to Lao Dao, Su Mo thought about it, and felt that it was inappropriate, so he took Lao Dao's fake death medicine, poured nine more pills, and returned one pill in a tangled way, so he took the medicine and left with peace of mind.
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Suddenly, there was a cry in the wedding hall of the Capulet family, "Juliet" refused to marry Paris and committed suicide by taking poison...