Chapter 67: The First Time of Wenwen
I returned to the Exile Factory, my warm home, and Wenwen was still doing typesetting. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Haven't slept yet?" I took off the Exile Zero Shigai, poured a cup of hot water and put it on Wenwen's table, "Stay up all night and be careful of wrinkles." ”
"Are you qualified to talk about me?" Wenwen stopped and put his hands on the water glass, "Since I came, you haven't slept much." ”
"You didn't bring your own bed, my bed belongs to you, I naturally want to find another place to sleep, you just didn't see it, it doesn't mean I don't sleep. "There's not a lot of space on the floor of the exile factory, and I can't fit two beds, so Wenwen slept in my bed, and I had to go to the basement to sleep, which I think is normal.
"Well, I said I was here to take care of you, but it seems to have caused you trouble?"
"What do you want?" I rubbed Wenwen's head, "If you weren't at home today, Reimu would be miserable, I have to thank you, she has to give you money." ”
"Don't, don't...... I want to live two more years. "Reimu's death requires money, and it seems that Gensokyo knows about it.
"How long will it take to typeset?"
"It's already good. Wenwen took a sip of water, "Go to the basement and stay, I'm going to take a shower." ”
"Let's do it together. I put my arm around Wenwen's shoulders and walked to the bathroom.
"Together, your uncle. Wenwen fanned me against the wall, and then I slid to the ground like a photo, knowing that I wouldn't take off my mech.
"I fell, I want Wenwen to kiss...... Burst. "Before I finished reading my lines, Wenwen stepped on my stomach and almost kicked my stomach acid out.
"I'm annoyed if you don't bother me with this sentence. Wenwen withdrew his foot, "Do you dare next time?"
"......" I fell to the ground motionless, like an elder.
"Speak. Wenwen kicked me again.
The "......" did not respond, like an elder.
“...... Feed...... You ......" Wenwen felt that something was wrong, and leaned down to pat me in the face.
"......" did not react, like a corpse.
"No!" Wenwen panicked, lying on top of me trying to hear if my heart was striking.
"Capture successful!" I suddenly burst out, hugged Wenwen, and then accidentally, really accidentally kissed her on the mouth, and then my little friend and I were stunned, I subconsciously stuck out my tongue.
"Woo woo...... Wen Wen was startled at first, and then she felt that there was something more in her mouth, she subconsciously wanted to bite down, but the thing had been mixed with her tongue, and her teeth couldn't bite anymore, she could only try to tilt her head back.
However, such a rare opportunity, maybe once in my life, how could I let it go, I pressed her head and didn't let her leave.
Wenwen's resistance gradually softened, and his wheezing began to become heavy, I knew it was time to stop, otherwise something would really happen, and my little friends who didn't see me were all on red alert.
"How old are you!" Wenwen suddenly went into a frenzy, holding my neck with both arms to prevent me from leaving, and I could feel my cervical spine screaming.
However, Wenwen's tongue kissing technique is so poor, I used to take it, and now as soon as I stop working, she doesn't know what to do at all, but this makes my reason surpass emotion again, and I use some left hand strength to push Wenwen away a little.
"You...... It can't be the first time we've kissed. I tried to ask.
"Nonsense!" Wenwen was pushed away by me, and he eased up a little, twisting my ears hard, "You are the first man who dares to touch me like this!"
"But aren't you all over a thousand years old?" What kind of place is Gensokyo, a person in his thousand-year-old hasn't kissed anything.
"What's wrong with being more than a thousand years old!" Wenwen let go of my ears and carried my collar instead, "Yakumo Zidu is so old, isn't she still a virgin!"
Before Wenwen's words fell, I knew that I was going to suffer, and sure enough, a gap suddenly opened behind Wenwen, and then a road sign flew out, and the sharp tip was stabbing Wenwen's back.
"Get out of the way!" Before I had time to think about it, I pushed Wenwen with my left arm and threw Wenwen on the bed on my right, then grabbed back with my left arm, grabbed the road sign firmly in my hand, and threw it back into the gap with all his might, almost at the same time, the gap disappeared, "Are you okay!"
"Fortunately, you reacted quickly...... Wen Wen was suddenly shocked by this catastrophe, "Although I am very unhappy about you kissing me, but now...... Thanks, we're even. ”
"What do you want!" I stopped doing it at the time, "I have to save you once if I kiss you once, so what will I do next time I kiss you!"
"You still want to have a next time!" Wenwen's feathers on his wings exploded, "I think you dare!"
"I don't dare? there's nothing in the world that I don't dare!" I picked her up before Wenwen could react and kissed her on the mouth, "Look at whether I dare!"
"What the hell do you want to do?" Wenwen was stunned by my momentum.
"Yes!" I replied categorically, is this kind of question still a man?
"Huh?" Wenwen didn't react for a while, and after thinking for a while, his face suddenly turned red, "You rascal!"
"I'm a hooligan?" Who just strangled me by the neck and wouldn't let me stop when I was about to stop?" I'm a gentleman, how many times have I said it, "Why don't you go outside and ask and see if it's you a paparazzi hooligan or me, a good old guy hooligan?"
"You, I, you......" Wenwen's voice froze a few times, and he suddenly lay on the bed and began to cry.
As we all know, I am a gentleman, and I am most afraid of girls crying, so I knelt down like a gentleman: "Don't cry, okay, I'll kneel down for you, do you want me to sing a song?"
"Poof......" Wenwen suddenly got up from the bed and pointed at me and laughed, "Idiot, you!"
"Dare to lie to me. I said so, but I didn't get up from the ground, "Agreed?"
"Agree with what?" Wenwen's reflex arc clearly couldn't keep up with me.
"When I'm my girlfriend. I reminded her.
"Is it okay to have a face?" Wenwen looked disdainful, "Lingxian likes you so much, are you embarrassed to come to me?"
"What's embarrassing?" I said, kneeling and plucking out my ears, "and I wasn't going to disappoint her. ”
"You're greedy. Wenwen's disdain became even more serious, "Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?" ”
"Struck by lightning?" I laughed, "If you are struck by lightning, you can get two best girlfriends, who cares about being struck by lightning?"
“...... Do you really like me?" Wenwen stopped trying to awaken my conscience and asked more practical questions, i.e., why I chose her.
Do I like Wenwen? This question is meaningless.