The village party secretary, village head, and village cadres were alarmed, what was the situation?

All the neighbors, young and old, are gathered around the village committee, and the day of acquisition has not yet arrived!

"What's going on?" the village chief looked at the two in front of him.

Many days have passed, and the people created by Xiang Chenlong and Tuqi are not ghosts, they are tanned like black charcoal, their hair is dry, their lips are cracked, and their eyes are full of eye feces. Tucci is even more interesting, and the remaining four fairy hairs are also 'curled', which is very funny.

The two people, one tall and one short, nervously took out something wrapped in clothes, not knowing what was inside.

Xiang Chenlong pushed Tuqi, and Tuqi started the performance according to the prior plan.

"Village chief, we found this thing, I don't know what it is, I specially brought it to you to see!"

The village chief wondered, what other treasures could not be made on this seaside?

The people around were also curious about what was wrapped inside.

Tucci mysteriously opened his clothes, revealing the black and yellow stones inside.

"Alas, isn't this just a broken rock!" said the village chief, and the people around him were not interested.

Xiang Chenlong immediately rolled up his clothes and yelled at Tuqi: "It's not a good thing, hurry up and take it back!"

Everyone is puzzled by that kind of expression, how to describe it? It's like his wife being targeted by a pervert and struggling to protect it.

Something is wrong!

The village party secretary whispered to the village chief: "Something is wrong, this thing is weird, let me ask my friends outside." ”

"Alas, two comrades, this thing is just a stone, and it has no value, but I need something from a town house at home, and I look very suitable, you give it to me, and I will give you 200 yuan!" The village party secretary felt a little distressed about the high price of 200 yuan to buy a broken stone.

"Secretary, if you lack stones for the town house, I have them at home, and I have been for several lifetimes, just give me 100!"

"My Taishan stone, 80 is fine!"

Many villagers began to coax, obediently, a broken stone picked up by hand can be sold for 200 yuan?

Xiang Chenlong saw the atmosphere around him and felt that the heat was almost over.

"Secretary, village chief, this thing is a memorial for me and my brothers to fall here, I don't sell it for much money, I like this black and yellow stone at a glance, so I plan to use it as a burial object after my two brothers die. ”

Ooh!

This is an iron-hearted cut off the way to wealth!

The secretary smiled, he didn't know if this thing was priceless, and continued: "Then it won't take people's love, but can you show us again?"

Tuqi was fast, did not listen to Xiang Chenlong's dissuasion, opened his clothes, the black and yellow stones were exposed, and the secretary took out the only smart phone in the village with the speed of grabbing the red envelope, and took a photo with a click, this action was fully seen by Xiang Chenlong.

Xiang Chenlong snatched the stone from Tucci's hand, and hit him on the head with a violent shudder.

This move made everyone suspicious again, could it really be some priceless treasure?

Didi!

The village secretary's smart phone came back with news, and he didn't take it seriously and looked down, and he was about to jump up in the next second.

Info: This is a high-quality ambergris, very rare, all old classmates, if you sell it, I will give it to you at the price of gold.

Xiang Chenlong looked at the expression of the village secretary to find the opportunity and pulled Tuqi back.

"Slow down, brother!" came the voice of the village party secretary.

Xiang Chenlong and Tuqi are happy in their hearts, comrades become brothers, there will definitely be a drama!

"500 yuan! No more!" the village party secretary gritted his teeth and said, "These people are Diao, if you give too high a price, it will cause alarm." ’

The village chief also saw it clearly, and the branch secretary was bound to get this stone!

"No, my brothers can earn 1,000 yuan when they go to sea once, and you want to buy my favorite for 500?" Xiang Chenlong deliberately left a mouth, and did not say that he would die or sell.

"800 yuan! I really have an eye for this stone, as if it were my family's thing. ”

The words of the village party secretary made Xiang Chenlong and Tuqi want to vomit, it is still like your family's things?

Xiang Chenlong was still unmoved.

"1000! I want it!" When the village party secretary just wanted to increase the price, the village chief called first.

"Village Chief Jia, what do you mean by this, what are you doing with me?" the village party secretary stopped pretending and shouted to the village chief.

The village chief sneered in his heart, "A broken branch book is half a block bigger than me, and it is installed, this is obviously a treasure, I don't know what it is, but I can get your attention, how can I get a piece of the pie!"

Everyone also knows in their hearts, and even the stupid people know that this stone must be priceless, but unfortunately they have no money.

“1500”

“2000”

“10000”

When the figure of 10,000 yuan was shouted out by the village party secretary, the audience was still, and then whispered.

"10,000 yuan to buy a broken stone?"

"Where does the village party secretary have so much money? He usually works as an office, where did he get so much money from the county's dead salary?"

The village party secretary was also annoyed that he said something that should not have been said, and explained: "The whale oil has been sold some time ago, which has promoted the income of the village, and the county has given me a personal contribution award!"

As soon as these words came out, the people below were even more boiling.

"Damn, we do the smelly and dirty work of fishing for fish oil, and it is your cadres who get the benefits in the end?"

"Yes, yes!"

The village party secretary, who has always been shrewd, aroused the people's indignation! The village party secretary glanced at the village chief, meaning to quickly relieve the siege.

But the village chief whispered to him: "That stone has a way, and the benefits are shared equally between you and me!"

The village party secretary gritted his teeth with hatred in his heart, and when he saw this situation, he agreed.

The village chief yelled: "Give you face, don't you want to build roads, don't you want to get rich?"

"Build roads?"

"What's going on?"

The village chief and the village party secretary began to lie a series of lies, Xiang Chenlong put ambergris on the ground and sat down, and took out a handful of melon seeds and Tuqi from somewhere.

"The county wants to build a road, and the dead-end road in our village on the street has been agreed to by the secretary and I many times after the secretary and I have repeatedly responded to the objective problems in the village! Don't make a fuss, the 10,000 yuan will be divided equally among the 132 villagers, how much can each person share? Will the road be repaired?"

Everyone quieted down and applauded the village cadres in their hearts!

Bang Bang Bang!

Everyone is very strange, how can there be applause without applause?

It turned out that Xiang Chenlong and Tucci were clapping desperately, "Okay! Well said! The hope of the small fishing village!"

The village party secretary's face froze, and the two stupid Bs actually forced him to this field.

"10,000 yuan in cash!

The secretary is very confident, for these two cannons, 10,000 yuan is estimated that they have never seen so much money when they are so big.

"Not for sale!"

Xiang Chenlong plucked out his ears, the last melon seed in his hand was just finished, and he got up and grabbed Tuqi to leave.