001. When we meet on a narrow road, the one with a poisonous tongue wins
Xiangcheng CBD, rosemary café.
"I said, have you heard of a WB big V called 'Dian Bing Dian' recently? ”
The other girl in the opposite seat leaned on her black-rimmed glasses, looking confused.
"What is a soldier?"
"Tsk, I don't know this? It is said that he is a master of the secret art of changing fortunes, and he specializes in predicting some popular entertainment awards.
The girl who provoked the conversation pretended to wink deeply, and leaned forward slightly, "Last month, didn't there be a Chinese pop music annual influence award ceremony......
"I've heard you mention this, isn't it your male god Xiao Lizao who won the award?"
"My jujube has always spoken with strength, and he deserves to win the award. ”
The girl paused, shoved a cream cookie into her mouth, tilted her face back, covered her mouth, and seemed to be a little unclear in her speech and thoughts.
"My family has an early baby, handsome and talented, if he can't get the first, heaven will not tolerate it. It's a pity that he has a lot of advantages, and he can't stand up to being stupid, and he is bent on fair competition, and he doesn't know that he has made a small move to swipe tickets behind his back. Although the number of our 'Zaozilin' is large, they are all honest people, and they work hard to vote online every day, and they have always been far ahead, who knows that when they meet a RMB player, they will surpass more than one million votes overnight. Where do you say to be reasonable?"
"Uh...... In this case, it is indeed unlikely that it will be possible to vote through formal channels. ”
"Not really. That Jing Chong was originally a person who relied on relationships to get in the upper position, what do you want, who is red and sour, disgusting to death. If you are really jealous of our baby, you can simply spend money to buy a few plastic trophies in the small commodity wholesale market, and hide yourself. ”
"Then didn't your male god win in the end?"
"Our sisters in the jujube forest were originally very unconvinced, they got together and poured bitter water, and then they didn't know who sent the link to the general's point in the group, and there happened to be nowhere to vent their grievances, so I immediately clicked in, and found that people set up an online interaction - black and white war, which lasted for three days, and if you support my dates, you will brush white crystal, and if you support Jing Chong, you will brush obsidian. ”
"The sisters are all in the same heart, thinking about fighting for the dates, and the white crystal is only twenty yuan, but a cup of milk tea is the money, so everyone has 90,000 hulala, as for Jing Chong's side, it is only more than 6,000 pieces. ”
And then ...... And then your male god...... Only...... Win?"
"Just three days before the award ceremony, an internal employee of the organizing committee risked losing their jobs and broke the news that Jing Chong's team was operating in the dark with their real names. The organizers were afraid of public opinion, so they immediately took a stand and disqualified Jing Chong. You haven't heard of such a big news?"
The glasses girl's face flushed slightly, and she lowered her head and muttered, "Then Xiao Lizao... No...... Do you want to win by lying down?"
"Isn't it? Heaven is a good reincarnation, and Jing Chong is not self-inflicted. As for the point general, as soon as the black-and-white war ended, people hung out the prediction results of the game early, and they insisted that my dates would win steadily, even if Jing Chong swiped the ticket and flew up after the arrival, the point soldier still did not change the prediction, and even left a sentence 'It's not that the time has not come', do you say God or not?"
"Quick, quick, send me their link and see......"
Jiang Zimu sat next to the two little girls, laughing while listening, "Just Xiao Lizao's pig's head, there are still such fans who are desperate to spend money on him?
is muttering in my heart, ding dong, a new email prompt has arrived.
Jiang Zimu had a calm expression that he had expected, took a sip of hot chocolate, and slowly moved his mouse to the new email.
"Hello.
The results of last month were satisfactory, and we would like to discuss the next cooperation plan.
Please bring your ID to the following address at 3pm this Thursday for a negotiable meeting.
Thank you and I wish you all the best. ”
Jiang Zimu frowned slightly, quickly glanced at the address noted in the email, and then stared at the three words "Gu Suixin" in the sender column for a while.
This Gu Suixin, there is no one who doesn't know her if she is a little confused. He has been a patriarch-level promoter in the entertainment industry for nearly 30 years, and a five-star agent with long sleeves and good dancing connections. Throughout the past 20 years in Huaguo, there is no male and female celebrity who is familiar to the public who eats melons, and there is no one who does not have the words "Gu Suixin Xuanfa" engraved on their heads.
If any of the newly debuted little flowers and grasses can hold the gold-lettered signboard of "Gu Suixin", then becoming a "national husband" and "national girlfriend" is just around the corner, not to mention that a hundred people like Xiao Lizao have seen it, regardless of gender, ninety-nine of them have to tiptoe with their hands folded, and the girl's heart is full of shame and shame shouting "husband". Therefore, eight years ago, Xiao Lizao swept Asia and shook North America less than a year after his official solo debut, and his first album sales exceeded 100 million for 180 weeks and entered the Guinness Book of Records.
Thinking of this, Jiang Zimu's shoulders shook violently, and he looked at his face reflected in the black screen of the Surface with disgust, "Well, I admit that I am the only person left who is not moved by Xiao Lizao's appearance in the slightest!" After speaking, he covered half of his face and called out "toothache" in a low voice, turned his head and drank the hot chocolate in his mouth.
Two days later, on Thursday, Jiang Zimu appeared at the place agreed by Gu Suixin's email one hour earlier.
This place is a group of holiday villas by the mountains and rivers, and the single-family houses are far away from each other, which ensures the privacy and safety of the residents to a certain extent.
Jiang Zimu downloaded a randomly generated QR code to his mobile phone according to the email prompt early, and automatically passed through the outermost electronic security barrier by scanning the code. When entering the door, he was also asked to show his identity certificate, directly verified with a certain system, and automatically scanned 3D imaging, and his appearance and identity information were also stored in the villa security system. It is said that at the request of the VVIP owner, the property has such a hard and fast image keeping rule for every first-time visitor. After that, the owner only needs to change the validity period of the visitor entrance pass online by himself, and the subsequent cumbersome can be waived. Of course, all the personal information obtained is confidential, and the property is only open to a very small number of high-level officials, and ordinary personnel cannot check the files.
Entered the main entrance of the resort with an impregnable wall, went around and around, stopped and stopped, and finally found the place where Gu Suixin's email was left for almost forty minutes.
Half an hour later.
"U Kidding me? This is the master you said could change your life?"
Xiao Lizao threw himself into the sofa, raised his face and pointed his chin to Jiang Zimu, and glanced at Gu Suixin, who was sitting on the side, Xiao Lizao's poisonous tongue cannon had already been loaded and filled, and he was waiting to strafe.
"At this age, with this appearance, and with this figure, let Gu's mother make your debut by packing and packaging for you, and the money you earn is no less than what you make by pretending to be a ghost. ”
Jiang Zimu smiled, raised his hand and plucked his ears by the way, neither looked at Xiao Lizao, nor answered his words, but turned his face and nodded at Gu Suixin, "Ms. Gu, I don't know what more detailed plans you have next?"
"Oh, by the way, it's not my debut plan, but Mr. Xiao's strategy for how to continue to maintain national attention and market value as a veteran idol. ”
"I said, do you think I'm old?" Xiao Lizao immediately got up from the sofa and took two steps forward, blocking Jiang Zimu's front like a mountain.
"It's a bit early for Mr. Xiao to stand up now, and it's time to wait another two years. ”
"Huh?"
"Thirty and standing dear. But it doesn't matter, after all, Mr. Xiao's age is rounded to almost half a hundred, and he can be regarded as the father-generation male god of a little girl in his early twenties. ”
Not to be outdone, Jiang Zimu slowly inserted his hands into the pockets of his denim jacket, and half-squinted his eyes with his cheeks sideways, like a cat who had just eaten a full meal. Obviously, this girl, who is in the prime of chasing stars, does not take Xiao Lizao's top traffic as a dish.
"Tsk, it's pitiful to be blind at such a young age. Xiao Lizao deliberately leaned his face forward, raised his hand and snapped his fingers, pointed at himself, and then pointed at Jiang Zimu's eyes, and immediately retorted.
The subtext is clear and clear - are you blind? I can't see the handsome guy in front of you, right?
"If Mr. Xiao's cheek is not needed, he can donate it. Jiang Zimu replied even more categorically - you narcissistic maniac, shameless.
The master has made a move, and the victory or defeat is between the moments.
Xiao Li paused for five minutes early, and his brain stopped working for a while. This is not because he was scolded by Jiang Zimu to the point of being poor in words, but in the past 28 years from childhood to adulthood, there is no one who will not be fascinated by his beauty because of such a close look.
The unhappiness of being played and the doubts of being ignored made Xiao Li start to doubt his life for a while, his brain was empty, and he even forgot to make movements with his eyes.
"No, I'm just a cute and beautiful baby! Even if I squeeze you with a gun and a stick, you should be blushing and crying while hoarse!"
Indeed, as a honey voice and face of the fan group whose age spans ten to sixty generations, Xiao Li held a meeting early to scold the father of the advertiser, auditioned the director, and scolded the fans at the concert, so the hardcore social savage growth has been eight years, and the victims who are suffocated can go around the earth together.
However, in the face of his unreal face, the singing of tears, and the dancing with excellent visual effects, those who were scolded either smirked and confessed, or asked in ecstasy that the storm should come more violently; to put it bluntly, those mad demons who desperately hoped to be scolded by Xiao Li early and even again and again, could be connected to wrap the auspicious family of the sun, earth and moon tightly and impermeable.
"After all, it's been a senior who has debuted for many years, and it's been more than two hundred months since I graduated from kindergarten, how can I drop it, my eyes are so big, do you still want to cos Sheriff Black Cat?"
Jiang Zimu looked at Xiao Lizao motionless and looked at himself, and the wooden man kept the same posture for ten minutes, and his heart was already extremely unhappy, swallowing his mouth and spitting, and spraying when he opened his mouth.
"Hey, I said you can talk human words, you can't ......"
Before he finished scolding, Xiao Lizao first shrank his chin back, and rubbed his fingers softly on his eyes, "No, my eyes hurt and I burst into tears." As he spoke, he groped back on the sofa with his eyes closed, and flew his slippers left and right, the corners of his lips drooped, and he was depressed like a child of one hundred and eighty-eight centimeters and one hundred and fifty-five pounds.
Jiang Zimu and Gu Sui exchanged glances, and suddenly an inexplicable sympathy rose from the bottom of their hearts.
"This product, as expected, is to use all your IQ and EQ in exchange for a lifetime of appearance. I don't know if Gu Suixin lost his mind at the same time, and actually refused to bring other artists after taking over Xiao Lizao, and nursed the child before and after the saddle for eight years!" Jiang Zimu couldn't help but be a little afraid, and a terrible thought suddenly appeared in his mind that sent chills down his spine - could it be that this kind of thing is really contagious? If this is the case, then it is resolute not to have too much contact with Xiao Lizao.
At this time, Gu Suixin gave up his position as a VIP on the stage, got up in a hurry, walked back and forth twice, and picked up Xiao Lizao's slippers separately and put them on the edge of the sofa.
"Miss Jiang...... After all, this is not the first time we have worked together, and we will have to work closely together for a long time from today. ”
"It's better to rely on the old and sell the old, and call you Zimu, what about you, just like Lizao, call me Gu Ma or Gu Aunt. ”
"Zimu, I'm afraid it's not Mu Zili, one word is split into two words, it's really thrifty." I said godmother, when your parents named you back then, they didn't foresee how unreasonable you would be to run the train today? If you want me to say, you have to have a Japanese name to be suitable -- just call it 'Bujiang Muzi', and when you make your debut, you will have a stage name 'Bujiang (speaking) Li (Li)', which is concise and to the point, and the inside and the outside are the same. ”
Xiao Lizao blinked his big black grape-like eyes, and looked like "I just want to provoke trouble, what can you do with me".
"According to what Mr. Xiao said, your name is really good! People are as their name suggests, Xiao (hustle) Zhang (Zhang) is very good. Nowadays, it is really rare to see such a self-aware person. ”
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. After all, when I grow up to be so handsome, I can walk sideways. ”
"Dear, if the crab is too red, it means that he has lost his breath. People, it's better to keep a low profile after all. ”
"Cut, what kind of lemon quote are you talking about? Xiao Lizao crossed his arms to his chest, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Do you think I am very happy to be famous, handsome and rich when I am young?
"Tell you, I'm crazy happy. You can't imagine the happiness of being rich! Rich and famous, I want to be really low-key, I'm afraid I'll have to be scolded for hypocrisy by a group of black fans?"
Hearing this, Jiang Zimu nodded in agreement, raised his eyebrows at Xiao Lizao, and opened his mouth, but it was Gu Suixin who called.
"Sister Gu, you look like this, where do you look like my mother's generation, I can't call you aunt against my will, I still call me sister, it's close and appropriate. ”
"Sycophant, unreasonable. Xiao Lizao's ears trembled, and he muttered in a low voice, and as soon as the words fell, he raised his head viciously, "No, are you taking advantage of me?"
"Sister Gu, I'm sorry I took the topic away. Since Party A patted his chest and said that he was rich, then I, a part-time worker, couldn't help but express a little ......"
"The next commission is charged per session. For each order of two million, half of the payment will be made in advance, and the balance will be paid within three days after the completion of the transaction. ”
"What if it doesn't work out?"
Jiang Zimu met Xiao Lizao's naked and provocative gaze, and he was still unhurried between his words, "If it doesn't work, you won't take a penny, and the deposit will be returned intact." By the way, the results of last month's Annual Impact Awards should be very suitable. Although I was talking about a free trial at first, I was really just a polite one. The 500,000 crystals you have on your side should be sent to me as a red envelope. ”
"But it's disrespectful, and it's well deserved, I laughed first. Jiang Zimu couldn't help but make a straight ball, and viciously sent Xiao Lizao two big eyes.
"Tell me, who do you want to deal with next?"