Xiao Lizao's lips trembled, and his pitiful little eyes kept firing at Jiang Zimu This kind of thing, resting on others, that is called an accident, put it on your goddess, that is called a technical display.

In other words, her overwhelming presence full of supernatural dark black tones, why didn't I feel it before the thunder?

"Ask for ...... Please let it go. ”

"Hero...... Spare my life. ”

Gu Suixin didn't care how useless his cub was, he swallowed his saliva slowly, he was really frightened, blinked mechanically, and directly dried up a cup of iced coffee.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, didn't she agree to cooperate with Jiang Zimu just to make the best use of it, and take her ability to change people's fortunes as Xiao Li's metaphysical blessing for dominating Huayu?

Besides, this may be a little girl who has worshiped the gods, but she is my prospective daughter-in-law.

Xiao Li, who is outside the situation, took care of his mother early, I forgot to say that his son and daughter-in-law can only ask for one clam.

After some self-comfort, Gu Suixin slowly returned to calm.

spread his hands and teased with a smile, "Well, it seems that it is still a question whether Ming'er can officially start work." ”

"Hehe, hehe. ”

Jiang Zimu smiled awkwardly, and didn't know what to say. Turning his head viciously, he flew a knife to Xiao Lizao, and said in his heart that you are a rat guts, and you dare to repeatedly challenge the authority of the old lady? This thunder, although it was a little unexpected, was also very good-if it can't kill you Xiao Lizao, it can also wake you up properly.

Oh yes, I almost forgot, and that tricky spicy Gu poison terrier.

In line with the principle of not wasting it, while thinking, Jiang Zimu started a pantomime one-man show of "I'll do your guess".

The two fingers were empty, as if they had pinched something, and the other hand helped unscrew the invisible lid, and then pinched a void straw, pressed, squeezed, and it was clear that it was a standard process for medicine!

Hmph, very arrogant, have you forgotten the old lady's "March Death"?

Xiao Li curled up in the corner of the sofa, isolating himself as an island.

Jiang Zimu's movements, he could see it clearly, and he naturally understood in his heart that this set of flowing combination punches was a "Gu poison warning" that was all in the word.

I'm afraid, I'm still afraid, but with my stinky mouth, I just can't help but not fight with Mrs. Jiang!

People don't shed tears when they don't see the coffin, but Xiao Da Aidou is different, not only don't shed tears when he sees it, as long as he doesn't lie down, as long as the coffin lid is not buckled, as long as he is buried in the ground, he must have an optimistic and enterprising heart and strive for a chance to die and live.

Compared with Xiao Da idol's little understanding, Gu Suixin, who is still in the dark, does not think about the big proposition of life and death at all.

Eh, that's ...... Burette?

Chemistry experiments?hehe, where can it be?

Could it be......

Oh~~~ I see, that's a little bit of a girl's business.

"That...... Zimu. ”

"Look, just after Christmas, I didn't expect to meet you here, so I ......"

Jiang Zimu's ears twitched, and he didn't quite understand the meaning of Gu Sui's words.

"You've helped and contributed to the video, and I've always wanted to thank you!"

"By the way, this round-the-world shooting, I swept a box of small black bottles abroad, if you don't dislike it, I'll go back to the hotel later and get you some. ”

Hehe, what?

Jiang Zimu's little face lowered, and he wanted to laugh inexplicably, but he smacked it deeply, feeling that his own unique Gu poison seemed to have suffered humiliation that it should not bear at this level.

"Hehe, Sister Gu, you're welcome, no, no. ”

Seeing this, Gu Suixin thought that Jiang Zimu was embarrassed, and waved his hand, crisply, "I don't have a lot of money." ”

"Jujube, he's also prepared a New Year's gift for you. ”

When Xiao Da Idol heard this, he hurriedly raised his finger to his lips, "Don't ...... Don't say it. ”

"Look, he still wants to have a romantic surprise!"

"Romance is romance, if you want to talk about practicality, nothing can compare to skin care products, right? ”

"Anyway, men, where will they understand the needs of girls. So, don't get your hopes up too much for this gift from him. ”

Gu Suixin didn't want to mention this stubble, and every time he saw the two big boxes of broken things that my cub bought, he felt sick and panicked. Straight man gifts, there is no room for decline at all. I told him to buy a bag, buy lipstick, and buy cosmetics, but the dead boy didn't listen.

Jiang Zimu pursed his lips and squinted his eyes and swept to the corner of the sofa.

"Huh, and a gift?"

Xiao Da idol stroked his bangs inappropriately, and his eyes discharged.

"Don't be too happy, you goddess. ”

"I just think...... What about the lemon girl...... I owe you a personal favor. ”

"I'll tidy it up tomorrow and let them send things over. ”

Jiang Zimu licked his lips, and there was always a bad premonition in his heart that this time, it wouldn't be a bigger thing than a cheese hot dog fryer, right?

Hehe.

The next day, the sudden thunderstorm in Langfu became a necessary topic for the neighbors to set up dragon gates. Seeing that the rain was intermittent, falling from night to day, the momentum was small, but it was also wooden when it was sunny at all, and the "X-F" special effects crew could only postpone the original plan for a day, and wait and so on.

As a food expert with a hot pot soup base flowing in his blood, Jiang Zimu decided to take advantage of this rare rainy day to eat a hot Lao Guo side stove to suit the occasion.

The restaurant I chose can also be regarded as an old Internet celebrity restaurant in the Langfu hot pot industry. Major travelogues, or food recommendations, are always indispensable.

However, Jiang Zimu chose it not because of its popularity, but because the ingredients of this shop, especially all kinds of meat, are extremely fresh. The variety of shabu-shabu is also particularly rich.

The first time I went, it was a mistake.

Later, I became addicted to eating, and every time I came on vacation, I had to eat at least three or five meals a week. came and went, not to mention the acquaintance with the shopkeeper, and became a friend of the year.

When he has nothing to do, Jiang Zimu will write a script and advertise for this store, or help the boss exchange some delicious recipes in Huaguotao, translate them and bring them over, which can be regarded as a contribution to the revitalization of the small shop's business.

Also because he is a frequent customer, when the meal came over in the past, if the self-service dish area was almost robbed, and he couldn't make up the warehouse in time, Jiang Zimu could still swagger directly to the back kitchen, see what to take, and enjoy the VIP treatment that will never be served.

By the time I arrived, it was almost eleven o'clock, and the store had not yet arrived.

Jiang Zimu messed with the boss, and then picked a corner, the river fish meat was shabu-shabu, the pork belly was grilled, the chutney was mixed up, and the ice cream was scooped up.

After eating until eight points are full, the customers in the store gradually increase. Seeing that the seats were full, Jiang Zimu simply sandwiched all the last remaining grilled pork belly on a plate, vacated his own table, and stood directly on the edge of the counter to eat.

Originally, when he ate until his belly was round, Jiang Zimu was ready to hold the umbrella slowly and walk all the way back.

But who knows this stall, the boss has to go back because of the urgent matter at home, seeing that there are many guests and few running halls, Jiang Zimu rolled up his sleeves and let me go!

Welcome guests at the door, recommend orders, clean up the table, help change pots, and demonstrate how to use it to novices from time to time, or play fart with guests.

survived this rush, and the new customers in the store who didn't know the truth still thought that Jiang Zimu was the staff here.

About a little after that, a pair of fresh faces came to the door.

The man is an old man in Europe and the United States, with a little loose meat, a slightly bulging beer belly, and a tattoo on his left arm, which stretches to the back of his hand.

As for the women, they are not too tall, but they are in good shape, and they are the kind that often exercise and are good at body management. Compared with the local aborigines, the wheat skin is also darker, but it is a little darker.

Jiang Zimu traveled from south to north, and after a glance, he knew that he must be an Asian, maybe it was ABC.

happily beckoned the two to a small table, Jiang Zimu politely recommended the drink, and then asked the guy in the store to help light the fire and pot, and took advantage of this stall to guide the guests to the self-service area to pick up food.

Listening to Jiang Zimu's fluent English, and then looking at her tall, thin but white appearance, the female guest seemed to be unable to confirm Jiang Zimu's nationality and identity for a while.

Until, she saw Jiang Zimu trotting out of the back kitchen, holding a piece of watermelon in one hand and half of a sausage in the other, his cheeks bulging like a squirrel preparing for winter, and he didn't know what he was chewing. After walking a few steps, he turned around and waved at a few clerks, howling two aboriginal words.

Well, a proper native, maybe one in 10,000 gene mutations.

Just when Jiang Zimu helped put the fat in the middle of the grilling table, and then carefully arranged the pork and beef on the table one by one, the female guest took up a piece of dragon fruit arrogantly, and while eating, she threw the skin out, a parabola, and threw it on the ground in the middle of the dining hall.

"Hey, May, you're not good at this. ”

The male guest clasped his hands and muttered softly.

"Afraid of what?"

Mei picked her eyes, twisted her face and spit out a lump of fruit chewed in her mouth.

"Phew~~~"

Mei smiled, "Don't forget, this is a Lao ......"

Before she finished speaking, Mei suddenly realized that Jiang Zimu, who was serving beside her, could understand English, so she shrugged her shoulders and pretended to change her French in a profound way.

"This place was dirty, messy, and poor. ”

"Besides, even if someone asks, I'll tell him......"

"I'm from China. ”

"This kind of unruly and unruly public etiquette, aren't they people from China able to do it anywhere?"

"Yours is yours!"

The two tacitly compared a high five, laughing like two wriggling maggots. They didn't know that Jiang Zimu had completely listened to these words.

"Ma'am, please don't litter. ”

Jiang Zimu's face was slumped, and there was a chill in his whole voice.

"Oh~~~Sao~~~Rui~~~"

Mei deliberately covered her mouth, her smiling eyes and nose almost together.

"I ...... I'm from China, so I don't know it's wrong!"

The root of Jiang Zimu's hated teeth itches your grandma!

The old lady looks at the boss's face, I won't do it with you this time, don't let me catch you a second time, otherwise...... Hum!

Suppressing the anger, Jiang Zimu ran two steps, picked up the peel, and brought a garbage can over.

"No matter where you came from, now I'm telling you that your behavior just now will affect the dining of other guests. ”

"After that, please throw all the garbage and dirt here, and if one is not enough, please feel free to let me know. ”

"For you, our trash can, it's enough!"

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