Volume 1 The Fog of Birth Chapter 0546 Men are not strong

Chang'e quickly fell asleep, snoring louder than I did, and I heard that the more tired she is, the easier it is to snore, but I wonder if it's true? Maybe she's tired......

There was no sound of cleaning outside the wall, but a distinct snoring could be heard......;

I wanted to push Chang'e away and sneak over to take a look, but I couldn't get through the wall......

Chang'e's swan is very small, not one of so many wives is like this, she is an authentic cherry mouthful, if you take a red apricot and put it on it, it will definitely be bigger than hers......

Needless to say, my big is opened, and her little goes in, and if you bite hard, it will fall off immediately......

Now the women are asleep, but I can't sleep—my skin is milky white, and the more I wash, the more pink it becomes, like a woman's little face......

If I were a young lad and had never touched a woman—Chang'e would have been miserable tonight, and if she hadn't been ravaged to death, she would not have been a real man! I wonder how many women the Jade Emperor had, and an emperor who was 100 million years old would never have only three palaces and six courts; if there were 10,000 concubines and let them all come out and stand on the playground, it would be quite a regimental team; just think about how big the Jade Emperor's heart was; could he be used for so many women? As long as a woman spits on a soak of saliva, she will drown him alive......

Chang'e rolled over me, snoreing and screaming with her sharp nails, and the woman's breath was so strong that it drifted into my nostrils from time to time......

I want to sleep but can't sleep, I want to be happy with her, but I can't be strong, it's really hard to ride a tiger! I wonder if the Jade Emperor has ever been so embarrassed? When a dozen women accompany the bed, will he still be so strong?

In spite of all my thoughts, I could not conquer the woman lying in my arms, but I could only hold her softly and fall asleep in a daze......

I don't know if I'm not too tired? I didn't have a dream, but suddenly I heard a shout from the wall: "Husband, are you in there? I miss you!"

This sound deeply stimulated Chang'e's cranial nerves, and she woke up and stared at the wall and shouted: "Hey, matchmaker, have you cleaned up?"

Lisa's voice came from the wall: "Sister, come and sleep! Let's go!"

Chang'e was very strange, she got up from me, didn't wear anything, and as soon as she flicked her body through the wall, she immediately screamed: "You, you, how can this be?"

The matchmaker's small voice came from afar: "Sister Chang'e, we are also tired, so we have to take a break!"

"What the hell is going on? I don't know what to hear......" shouted at the wall, "Chang'e—what's wrong?"

Chang'e didn't speak, but squeezed through the wall, and landed in front of me angrily and said, "Husband, who are they called......?

I also felt strange, and stood up and asked, "Can you let me go over and have a look?"

Chang'e was about to go crazy! She circled around me a few times, grabbed my hand tightly, and slipped through the wall, landing on the full moon bed......

When I looked at it, the whole room was dark, and there was no movement at all, but the full moon bed was wiped clean from the place where they had slept, and I wonder if it was rolled out with their bodies? These two women were so lazy! They didn't do anything, so they slept here all night—outside the round window, the sun was shining, but there was no shadow of the matchmaker and Wan Lisa.

Chang'e shook vigorously beside me: "Husband, you have to be the master for me and repair them well, otherwise, this evil breath will not come out!"

It's really annoying! How can it be so troublesome for the sake of a broken hygiene? Let me slap myself twice, how can I be willing to move a finger between them? I can only say, "Okay! I'll find someone to clean up!"

Chang'e shook her body vigorously and said, "Husband, people don't care! Anyway, we have to clean it up, and I have to come to check!"

I don't know who to clean now, and the matchmaker and Wan Lisha will definitely not do it, so I have to go to the rabbit girl, and just as I was about to fly out of the round window, Chang'e dragged me back and changed into an official costume for me to wear......

I don't want to wear this tattered official uniform more and more. Who is the official in Yuanliang? Is it that he wears it for his wives to show that he is an official...... The Jade Emperor is really annoying! What do you have to ask me to do in this tattered official uniform? As if my official is so big, until now, I don't know how old the last official is......

Chang'e doesn't care about this, the key is to sort out the dormitory as soon as possible; otherwise, she will not be able to have sex with her husband at night! When she was young, she wasted her youth, and now she must make up for it, and it is best to have a baby before she can tie up her husband's ambition. Otherwise, men's eyes are very greedy, like the Jade Emperor, there are so many concubines who are not idle, most of them have never been seen from entering the palace until they died......

I don't know why those pretending to be officials are so stupid? I still think that being an official is a beautiful thing; I don't know when I become an official, I don't know that I have any bullshit, and I do some thankless things. Let's take the big pirate case as an example! I succeeded in solving the case, what did I get? What happened to wearing a broken costume of Prince Charming? And angered him, is this kind of costume only for princes?

Chang'e urged very much: "Husband, go find someone to clean up, it's really smoked here! I don't know why they can sleep, they are so beautiful, they can deal with it if they sleep in the garbage?"

I was wearing this tattered official uniform, and I had to wear a big official hat, and I went out and shouted: "Who will clean up, please come over for a while?"

The matchmaker and Wan Lisa didn't go far, standing aside and smirking...... The matchmaker also said, "Who would be so stupid?

I don't know, but it's the first time I've heard of it, and it's strange, and I ordered, "You can figure it out!"

The matchmaker pulled her gloomy face, thought about it, and laughed again: "I have the reward here, just see who the husband calls to sweep?"

My rotten virtue came up, stared at the sky and shouted, I didn't believe that no one came, I shouted for a while, and finally one came, everyone looked at it, and was stunned: "She, how can she be willing?"

As soon as they saw me, they shouted, "Husband, I want to kill you! Why don't you just clean up?"

Chang'e was so angry that she pointed at the tip of her nose and scolded: "Little slut, who is your husband? You are too bold to openly rob a man in front of this palace;

The matchmaker and Wan Lisha didn't say a word, just laughed the side......

I have to say two words: "Chang'e, forget it! As long as Silly Hong's mother cleans up, won't the problem be solved?"

Chang'e scolded and scolded, there was no way at all, and finally said fiercely: "In the future, you are not allowed to call your husband in front of me! You are not without a man, I don't know what to do here?"

Silly Hong's mother was not afraid, and said: "Sister Chang'e may not know yet? I am the village chief of Phoenix Mountain Village, which man do you want there? As long as you wave over, who dares not to listen to me?"

Chang'e squinted and didn't look at a broken village chief, I don't know what to show off here? We all deal with the upper echelons, and never answer the inferior people......

I had an opinion next to me, and muttered: "This kind of taking advantage of the situation, foolish men will not be left behind! Not to mention that the men in Phoenix Village are more greedy than wild cats!"

Silly Red Mom showed off that no one bought it for a long time, and she looked very self-pitiful, so I had to ease the atmosphere and ask, "What tools do you need; ”

There seems to be no controversy about this, the matchmaker can endure it, Chang'e doesn't speak, and the silly red mother stares at me and asks, "Husband, where are you cleaning?"

When Chang'e heard this, she almost jumped up, panicked and trembled with her right hand and gestured and scolded: "Don't shout and scream indiscriminately! Otherwise, you will be locked up for half a month; kneel on the ground facing the wall, don't eat or drink, you will be honest!"

Silly Hong's mother was scolded to the dust, pulled down her face, didn't say a word, turned around and flew away......

The matchmaker spread out her helpless hands, and Lisa smiled tightly, her voice still suffocating from her fingers......

Chang'e was very embarrassed, and turned around me a few times, but she really couldn't help it, so she gently tugged at my official uniform and asked, "Husband, what should I do?"

I also felt uncomfortable, so I said in a good voice: "My Chang'e Niangniang, can't you bear it? It's not too late to scold her after she finishes cleaning, this is trouble! I don't believe in this evil, and I can't get it?"

Wan Lisa took her hand away from the lid and said, "Husband, I want to see how you clean?"

Like a high-ranking official, I crossed my waist with my left hand, pointed at the matchmaker and Wan Lisha with my right hand, and ordered: "You, and you;