Chapter 70: I Myself am the Monkey King

Fusheng asked very seriously: "So, if you want to go far on the path of cultivation, you have to refine your heart first?"

"Huh?" Lin Xiaoxian was still immersed in Lin Daiyu's sad feelings and couldn't extricate herself, and her mind didn't turn around.

Fusheng asked again, "How should I refine my heart?"

"Huh?" Lin Xiaoxian was depressed, "Uncle, we're talking about the Red Mansion!"

Fusheng nodded. "I see. So, I need to find a girlfriend and experience betrayal and lovelorn first?"

Lin Xiaoxian wanted to draw him with a barbecue stick. "I told you about the Red Mansion, but you want to bring a green hat?"

Fu Sheng straightened his back and said proudly: "Who wants a green hat? I am the descendant of the Haotian Saint, and I will never marry or fall in love for life! I will not be emotional! My heart is like a rock, indestructible. ”

"What kind of flag do you erect? Uncle, is it useful for you to set up a flag in front of me? You have to set up this flag in front of the girl who loves you, so that it can have a tragic effect. Falling flowers have affection and flowing water unintentionally, alas, tsk tsk...... Think about how many tears can be in your eyes, how can you not help but flow from autumn to the end of winter, and spring to summer. As she spoke, Lin Xiaoxian sang.

Fusheng straightened his back and slowly paused down.

He silently roasted the meat.

Lin Xiaoxian especially likes beef, and is not interested in mutton and chicken wings.

He only roasted beef, roasted it, and handed it to Lin Xiaoxian to eat.

Lin Xiaoxian ate the barbecue handed over by Fusheng and said, "Uncle, what kind of girl do you like?

Floating faces expressionlessly roasting beef. "As I just said, marriage and love are forbidden in Haotian Temple. Don't make me repeat it a third time. ”

Lin Xiaoxian sighed and said, "I'll tell you a story about the monk and the snake." You listen to this song first. Qingcheng Mountain, Bai Suzhen ......"

She didn't tell the love between Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian, she told the story that Bai Suzhen and Fahai had to tell.

After listening to it, Fusheng said, "A demon is a demon, it leads people to fall, and it should be killed! Fahai is too merciful to only lock her up." If it were me, I would beat her to death. ”

Lin Xiaoxian was depressed, took off the half-roasted beef, chewed it a few times, swallowed it, and pointed at Fusheng with an empty roast skewer. "You ruthless monk!"

"Since you are determined to be a monk and break the fate of the dust, you should be ruthless. Fusheng carefully brushed the barbecue with seasoning, "If you can't do it, you are not suitable to be a monk, and you should return it to the vulgar." ”

Lin Xiaoxian took another skewer. "I forgot that you Haotian Temple gods can return to the vulgar. You are still vulgar, wrong, what conditions do you need for you to apply for withdrawal from Haotian Temple?"

Fusheng turned the beef skewers over and continued to brush the seasoning. "Simple. Pay three times the cultivation fee of Haotian Temple, and then break into the sword formation or accept the punishment of three swords and six holes. ”

Lin Xiaoxian said: "Can the punishment be waived with more money? Canglan and the nine of them are all as beautiful as flowers, and it is a pity not to marry for life." ”

Fusheng glanced at Lin Xiaoxian in surprise, shook the beef skewers, and handed it to her. "You don't make your own decisions. They won't agree. To betray Haotian Temple is to betray Haotian and betray faith. ”

Lin Xiaoxian blew on the new barbecue, put the meat skewer horizontally in her mouth, and stroked the whole skewer in one gulp, leaving a chili oil mark on her cheek.

"What about you, uncle, if one day you meet your Bai Suzhen......"

"I'll kill her!" Floating interrupted her viciously. He was fierce in his mouth, but he took a towel in his hand and gently wiped her face clean.

Lin Xiaoxian smiled like a child, but sprayed him with the tone of someone who came over. "I'll tell you another story. This is the story of a monkey and a lamp. ”

She took a sip of pear juice. "In other words, in Dongsheng Shenzhou, there is a Huaguo Mountain. There is a fairy stone on the mountain. This fairy stone, its origin is extraordinary, it is the remaining mending stone after Nuwa mended the sky. One day, the fairy stone suddenly cracked, and a stone monkey popped out of it. ”

Fusheng looked up in surprise. "Huh? The attendant of the god has turned into a monkey after the failure of the robbery?"

"Haha-" Lin Xiaoxian smiled and leaned back. "Hahahaha...... You're a brain...... You're sent by a monkey to laugh at me. Hahahaha......"

Fusheng didn't know where Lin Xiaoxian's laughter was. Isn't the Shenying attendant in the Red Mansion the Heavenly Stone? Lin Daiyu, the mortal incarnation of the Zhuzhu Fairy, is dead, and Jia Baoyu, the incarnation of the Shenying attendant, will not have a good ending, right? If he fails, he should be turned to stone again, right?

Lin Xiaoxian laughed for a long time before relieving. "Do you know? Coincidentally, Lin Xiaolang also thinks so. He said...... Hahaha...... The probability of Baoyu failing to cross the tribulation and turning into a monkey is as high as 80% hahaha......"

Lin Xiaoxian couldn't stop laughing.

Fusheng looked at her with a confused expression. Isn't that so? Lin Xiaolang is right! What's so ridiculous about this?

Lin Xiaoxian slowed down her laughter for a while, and said: "Lin Xiaolang also said that Lin Daiyu's soul was shattered after the failure of the catastrophe, and the Buddha pinched her into a wick with his broken body fairy grass, gathered her soul into fire, and made her into an oil lamp, which is very reasonable." said that the Zixia Fairy must be the reincarnation of Daiyu hahaha......"

Hearing Lin Xiaoxian's sarcasm, she was interested, and said, "Don't laugh, continue to tell me about the monkey and the lamp." ”

Fusheng's reaction was too indifferent, and Lin Xiaoxian's laughter was forcibly ended by this embarrassing atmosphere. She continued to talk about Monkey King, from the Moonlight Treasure Box to Wukong to Journey to the West.

This lecture, a day passed.

Fusheng listened quietly. In a trance, he felt that he was the monkey. He looked at Lin Xiaoxian, and his eyes gradually blurred.

Her Zhan Wei nickname is called: I am not Sister Lin.

Sister Lin is too bitter, and she really can't be Sister Lin.

If Baoyu hadn't let Sister Lin die in tears, then everything would have been beautiful.

It's Baoyu who is not good, he just selfishly enjoyed Sister Lin's love, but didn't do anything for her.

When Sister Lin burst into tears, it was too late.

Next, Baoyu was wrong again. He turned into a monkey and tried hard to be a human being, but he forgot that he was a stone, and he spent the bead fairy grass tearing for him.

How could a monkey who forgot that he was originally a stone, a stone that lost his self and mistakenly thought he was a monkey, how could he turn over the Five Finger Mountain?

Lin Xiaoxian didn't know what Fusheng was thinking at all. She just enjoyed the process of narrating, reminiscing about the past in the narration, as if she was back in her hometown. If she knew, I'm afraid she would laugh out loud again, and sigh again: The brains of people from other worlds are so big!

She relied on her cultivation to have a high digestion and strong digestion, and after eating barbecue for a day, she finally lasted until she couldn't eat it anymore. She burped and leaned back in her chair to breathe.

The prison circle fell silent for a moment, and only the coals burned with a beep.

"Uncle, I've been talking about it for a day, it's time for you to tell me a story, too. Lin Xiaoxian rested for a while, and couldn't stand this quietness.

Fusheng didn't barbecue anymore, and looked at the charcoal fire in a daze.

"Uncle?" Lin Xiaoxian waited for a while without waiting for Fusheng's response, and took a skewer to stab him in the arm. "Uncle, it's your turn. ”

"Huh?" Fusheng looked up blankly.

"It's your turn to tell the story. My voice was hoarse. ”

"I won't," he said. I've been cultivating, cultivating, and cultivating since I was a kid. To tell you the truth, Red Mansion is the only drama I've ever watched. Today, for the first time in my life, I have heard a story told. ”

Lin Xiaoxian was stunned, sympathetic, and pityful. "Poor child. Haotian Temple is really inhumane. ”

Fusheng immediately retorted. "Other gods, they have time to watch dramas and listen to stories, but I'm different. Since I was a child, I have been identified as the successor of the Haotian Temple Sect, so I am extremely busy. Master, he is more than 200 years old, and he is afraid that he will not have time to wait for me to grow up slowly. ”

Lin Xiaoxian expressed deep sympathy. "No wonder you can say such ruthless words as Bai Suzhen should be killed. She stood up, raised her hands in the air, and spun in circles. "Ask what the world is like, and teach people to promise life and death. ”

"Uncle, one day, you will understand how beautiful the goblins are!" she turned to Fusheng's side, patting her heart proudly. "When the time comes, you come to me, and I will help you pay the ransom!"

Fusheng sneered disdainfully and said, "A demon is a demon!"

Lin Xiaoxian suddenly became sad. "Yes, a demon is a demon! He will never really fall in love with me. ”

Fusheng opened his mouth, but couldn't find the right words.

Lin Xiaoxian made a nonchalant look and smiled. "It's fine. A hundred years will soon pass. I will eventually go back and meet my true Prince Charming. ”

Fusheng smiled and nodded. "That's right. You should go back to the divine realm, there is no need to die in tears for him. ”

"Hahaha......" Lin Xiaoxian laughed, laughing loudly and unladylike. "Silly uncle, I'm not Sister Lin!"

I haven't drunk alcohol, but Lin Xiaoxian is drunk.

"Mu Yanyu. She whispered the name. This is her first birthday in the other world, and the person who accompanies her is not him. It was his own sister who caused her predicament today. "He may be Brother Bao, but I'm really not Sister Lin. Uncle, what will happen when we go out?"

Fusheng stood up, helpless. He said: "Go out, you are naturally still a saint, and I will protect you." ”

Lin Xiaoxian chuckled, and tears flowed. "Sun Wukong is a hero, but he can't protect the Zixia Fairy. What do you do to protect me? Why do you want to protect me? I am a foreign race, and you are in league with them. ”

Fusheng became more and more restless, and there was nowhere to put his hands and feet. "I ...... I ......"

Lin Xiaoxian wiped away her tears and said with a smile: "Look, uncle, you are nervous." Don't worry, I will never ask you to betray Amber to protect me!

She patted her heart and straightened her back, as if she were a heroine. "I, Lin Xiaoxian is not afraid of you! I will live a good life by myself! I don't need a hero to step on the colorful auspicious clouds to marry me! I myself am the Monkey King!"

"I'll take care of myself. She suddenly became excited, "Forget it, what are you doing with a foreign monk! ”

Lin Xiaoxian fell on the mattress and fell asleep after a while.

Fusheng had been standing in place, staring at her in a daze.

After a long time, Fusheng pressed his hand on his abdomen and slowly pulled it away. A golden bead slowly floated out of his belly.